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2024

08

Apr

Eleashea Barham is the Instagram Of The Day

Eleashea Barham and Bailey is pretty much a modern day circus act, because the modern day circus is a bunch of assholes on the internet fighting for attention by being the most viral at the freak show…because being the most viral at the freak show gets you fucking paid and even if you’re in the top 10 percent of viral freak shows, you still get fucking paid, and getting paid buys you shit and buying shit makes you feel better about your existence and allows you to show off even more than you did before going viral….it’s a cycle of greed, narcissism and lucky for us, it comes with tits..

So this Eleashea Barham chick is a curvy content seller on Playboy’s content creator platform, OnlyFans and even Patreon…just hustling her instagram following from all angles with her half naked pics that aren’t even that hot, but that are hot enough to lure in lonely bros with credit cards…which I guess is what it’s all about..

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s the eclipse, we’re all going to die…

So find a tit to suck on for the rebirth of mankind thanks to portals into other dimensions being opened up….

I don’t really know what all the hype around this eclipse is, but some religions are doing animal sacrifices to bring on the anti-christ, while NASA is firing rockets at the shadow of the moon, and other organizations are starting up their collider to open up the gateway to hell, and it’s people are panicking, claiming national emergencies, like shit is Y2K but more sinister….

I’m pretty sure nothing is going to happen, which is unfortunate, since we could use a reset for all of mankind….a little cleansing the world of humans, or maybe an apocalyptic event to at least get us off our computers to start living again.

Our moms gave us their tits to nourish us into this life and I feel like none of us have really done the most with that gift and we should collectively be punished for it…but first, lets scope out the milk filled tits, which is really the best part of the story of life…you know, other than the whole creampies.

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2024

07

Apr

Mimi Jade is the Instagram Of The Day

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Mimi Jade

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the fucking weekend, get off the computer and go chase some fucking nude chicks in front of waterfalls…

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Livvy Dunne Gets Ready for Regionals!
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Courtney Econ is the Instagram Of The Day
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Suki Waterhouse Has Given Birth!
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Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves!
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Pervert Captured Sticking His Head Up Young Girls Skirts
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Elephant being unloaded from a truck gets hit by a scooter, elephant goes wild
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Dashcam clip of a car going out of control and getting into a bad crash
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Zach Wilson’s WAG Nicolette Dellanno’s Dressed Up and Lookin’ Hot!
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NEAR MISSES
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The Comeback King Corey Feldman
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Love is Blind: Chelsea opens up on hidden celebrity comparisons after Megan Fox fiasco
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Chris Pine Goes Undercover in “Poolman”!
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Olivia Wilde Nipple Pokies in a Purple Sports Top!
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Alica Schmidt is Training Hard!
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NARCISSISM AND SOCIAL MEDIA VOL28
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The 10 Most Hilarious Glamour Shot Portraits
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Elsa Hosk Goes Braless, Flaunts Sexy Body at Vinivia App Launch
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Woman giving birth to an alien prank
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Lucy Pinder for Pony Magazine
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Sophie O’Neill shows us her big behind with selfies
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Bri Teresi Golfs With her Friend!
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Kiss sells catalog + and cleans up
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Some of the craziest Mercedes fails ever
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Megan Thee Stallion and Gorilla team Up!
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Giraffe with a tire stuck around her neck gets rescued
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No Fly Zone lol
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34 of the Wildest Things People Own
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Painting tricks that are hidden from people
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Jutta Leerdam in the Off Season!
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Scary footage of a plane in Moscow on fire
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Out Of Control Car Ruins Everyone’s Day
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Ice Spice in a Tiny See Through Top!
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Very dangerous job of an HV cable inspector
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: KYLAYESENOSKY
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Sommer Ray’s Sexy Bikini Selfies Will Leave You Breathless
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POV footage of a bag being checked at the airport
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SLUM FIGHTS E119
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45 Hot And Sexy Busty Girls
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Mariah Carey … Vintage Sideboob !
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Hilarious invisible touch prank scares people
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Jutta Leerdam is Snapping Selfies!
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19 Surprising Industry Secrets That More People Need To Be Made Aware Of
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Paige Lorenze Launches a Collection!
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3D speed comparison between F1 and NASCAR
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The Ugliest House in America season 5: Everything we know so far
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Distressed whale gets rescued by a group of brave fishermen
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Red Dress
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Serinda Swan – Some type of black stockings Photoshoot
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Scarlett Johansson – Mostly her face & two Prada bag pics
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Olivia Rodrigo – Guts Tour in Boston
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Marsai Martin – Good Times special screening in Los Angeles
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Eiza Gonzalez – Seen outside Chiltern Firehouse in London
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Elsa Hosk – Vinivia App launch event in Los Angeles
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Josephine Skriver – JOJA Photoshoot
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Jenna Ortega – Madame Figaro
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Camila Mendes – Who What Wear
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Olivia Rodrigo – Seen out in New York
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Aidra Fox Boob Job! New Bigger Tits!
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Stranger ALMOST Ruins The Moment
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Amber Campisi Vol 6 Set 2 Pinupfiles
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The Horse Cock Has Got to Go
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Booblicious Birthday: Stella Hudgens Flaunts All in Topless Extravaganza
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Fetish Psychology – why we love Fetish Live Cams so much
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Enjoys Being Topless (GIF)
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Perfect Butt!
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FINE AF Blonde Fucked (GIF)
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“Hannahowo” Naked Soapy Shower
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Elly Clutch Shifting Gears Playboy
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Casca Akashova Mission Of Seduction
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Rose Ayling-Ellis see-through at a swanky bullshit event
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4 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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The Last Barbarian – Mind Flyer Scene (Sex Game)
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Butt Plug for the Outdoor Fuck!
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Feet are a fetish! For Foot Fetish Webcams Fans
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Girl eats her friend’s pussy while she gets ready for gangbang
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Yonia Nude in a Bath!
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‘Lingerie Tease’ with Danielle Sellers via Hayley’s Secrets
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The Order of Oaken Emerald (Sex Game)
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Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris (1972)
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Ines Cudna Steamy Sauna Siren
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Educating a Glory Hole Rookie
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Sugar Daddy Hookup Regret
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Eating Elsie’s Pussy While She’s Studying!
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Library Girls!
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Nude Sonya Blaze is Colorful!
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Stepsis sucking off my cock on a family trip
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2024

05

Apr

Bianca Censori’s Pretty Substantial of the Day

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Bianca Censori is Kanye’s hot wife who I am hoping makes Kim Kardashian hate herself because clearly Censori is the look that Kim K has been trying to achieve with all her procedures over the years, but more importantly, Censori still has her youth and is not some menopausal hag who has expired a few times over. Even in her prime Kim K didn’t look anything like this and the only reason people even think she was hot in the first place was witchcraft.

Censori looks like the kind of body that a nerd would draw and jerk off to, you know one of them fantasy bitches….big tits, hot ass, small waist…and lucky for us their creative direction for her, which we will assume is the creative direction for Kanye’s brand, is to wear underwear as outerwear.

It’s not a new concept, to have a girl walking around in pantyhose, but it’s the next level of leggings and when this hits the mainstream, we’ll be thanking YE (his new name) for all he’s done to inspire a generation….

Clearly, they are going to be taking on Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS brand with a hotter version of KIM and they have the genius mind of the HOMIE and previous / ONLY DrunkenStepfather Advertiser thanks to the LEGEND DOV CHARNEY…who was the man behind American Apparel.

For those of you who don’t remember, American Apparel was hands down the hottest and most influential clothing brand in the last 30 years.

That shit got girls in leggings, body suits, sheer shirts with no bras and it was like hot sex cult with 100s of locations…

BUT the evil regime decided to cancel him, call his loans, kick him out as CEO, sell his assets off for pennies on the dollar, and leave the world a much SADDER and MORE annoying WOKE place….because everyone became uptight assholes…

THE FUTURE SEEMS BRIGHT – SIGN ME UP….

Posted in:Bianca Censori

2024

05

Apr

Stella Hudgens Does Things with her Tits Out of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is a story of success…

She was a girl with access to the industry thanks to her famous sister, who probably had the skills required to act since anyone can act, it’s not very hard….but instead decided to carve her own path….like a Filipino explorer in the jungle with a machete just chopping away looking for prosperity…only her carving her own bath involved producing shameless smut for subscribers who are probably her sister’s fans.

There was no launching her own brand, there was no opening her own store or restaurant where her sister could amplify it’s success….it was a “sell myself and validate my existence based on my nudes”….

It’s probably the general theme of the era….whores everywhere and I’m not complaining because I was always one of those toxic masculines that referred to all women as whores because that’s the only side of them they ever showed me….

So keep on poisoning the world with pornographic content….

TITS OUT….

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

05

Apr

Dua Lipa Demonstrates How to Take a Refugee Camp Shit of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a huge social media success story, where she’s not the top of the music charts and one of the most famous pop acts out there, probably not quite at the Taylor Swift billionaire level but she’s been at it for a shorter period of time and she’s not as fucking lame….

Her skyrocketing fame is a little less exciting when you find out that her dad is a high paid marketer who runs his own marketing agency who was smart enough to package his daughter right, but it still happened for her.

They like to play up a whole storyline that she was a Kosovo / Albanian refugee, or a product of a Kosovo / Albanian refugee and I like to pretend she’s a Kosovo refugee instead of some rich kid from the UK who got famous. It’s more fun.

So when I see the Kosovo in marketing pics that involve her in what looks like she’s taking a shit in the woods because no toilets are available, or in her case, in an alley because there’s no running water in her communist refugee camp…I get more excited than thinking “Oh here’s a rich UK born to immigrants living the dream posing sexy” because nothing is as sexy as the desperation of taking a refugee camp shit…

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2024

05

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Catching pussy like catching herpes or catching pussy to catch herpes is usually made a little easier when you have a fishnet…otherwise it’s just skin on skin and that shit can get slippery with all the body fluids….

I actually watched a fishing show last week and there were fishnets being used, but not in the way I would have wanted them used, you know as a scarf or a facemask, while attached to your catch…..

Here are some fishnets..

Posted in:Fishnets

2024

05

Apr

Gillian Anderson Trying on her Dress for the Perverts of the Day

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I realize that the average age of the DrunkenStepfather viewer is in his 60s, in part because I’m pushing 60 and I’m the only motherfucker around these parts.

So in failing to reach a younger audience with my smutty commentary that doesn’t matter, I am forced to document the rot of celebs you may have jerked off to in the 90s and Gillian Anderson is one of the prime players.

I was one of the only people I knew who didn’t watch X-Files because I thought it was pretty fucking dumb, so I didn’t really understand the Gillian Anderson hype that followed for decades like she was some hot set of tits….but nerd culture is committed to the same pussy thanks to their serious lack of wanting to grow up and move out of mom’s basement.

So in no0t finding Gillian Anderson hot in her early years, I’m not finding her hot in her senior citizen years, but she could be a lot fatter and dumpier, you know like Kate Winslett, so we’ll celebrate that.

She’s promoting some Prince Andrew Netflix show, so clearly she understands producing SMUT helps generate success…which is also something young girls understand…

So they may not understand the concept of a blog in a social media world, but they do understand “Show your tits to win”….and that’s what really matters since blogs are fucking gay.

Dress struggle videos, are not so gay….it’s a fetish really.

So the dress was for “THE TODAY SHOW” and there are more pics

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Posted in:Gillian Anderson

2024

05

Apr

Rachel Bader is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know if her name is BADER like masterBADER or BADER like she’s the BADDEST around….but I’m running with masterBADER because the kind of content she puts out there to her 140k fans seems to be designed for that reason alone.

Sure, there could be an element of “look at my awesome life”….or “I really want you to know that I do fitness”….but ultimately, it’s seeking validation through masturbation so give the girl what she wants…