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2024

03

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Wears a White T-Shirt to Disney’s Water Ride of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the most important celebrity to come out of celebrity land in a long fucking time and it’s all thanks to her big tits in sex scenes on a hit show that was ultimately pretty fucking depressing, but the tits were good and that’s enough to make stars.

She has made her way back to the mother ship, the CLONING station, the evil empire that controls the minds of these celebrity starlets, DisneyLand….as a tribute to WALT who may be in his underground space station running the fucking show….

She did what we all hope a girl with big tits would do when getting on the river rafting ride….and that’s wore a white shirt….

Unfortunately, despite being WHITE enough and even WET enough, the nipples we’ve befriended and celebrated her for weren’t visible….but she still cockteased us with the concept and sometimes that’s enough.

Unfortunately, as soon as she got off the ride, while we would have got off to her on the ride, the dopey faced mutant slipped into a sweater hiding the tits and reminding us that without her tits, she’s pretty average.

Here’s some more excitement from her VIP Disney experience.

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2024

03

Apr

Zendaya’s Nipples in Australia of the Day

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When it comes to assholes wearing masks, I am on the side of the dude from Yellowstone who was removed from his flight for refusing to sit next to an asshole with their mask on.

Once we realized that COVID wasn’t a biological attack that was going to kill us, but more importantly that the masks wouldn’t have worked if it was, I was very against the masks and anyone who wore them because they were perpetuating the lies by buying into propaganda, basically oppressing part of society who didn’t buy into the nonsense, preventing us from travel and freedom and calling us all kinds of mean spirited names because they thought we were killing their grannies, like a bunch of retard assholes…

So when I see anyone, even a celebrity who is possibly using her mask to hide her identity like she’s Michael Jackson, it triggers me, enrages me, outrages me….

Luckily, there’s tiny Zendaya nip to offset that PTSD because when there are visible nips, it’s like she doesn’t even have a face anyway and the mask is the last thing on my mind…but GROCERY STORE dwellers and STREET WALKERS in your mask…I guarantee I’ll make a rude comment to you when I pass you and your faggotry….unless you’re showing your nipples..

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2024

03

Apr

Joey King’s Titty Show of the Day

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The creepiest thing about Joey King is that JustJared dresses her.

I guess the rich as shit blogger from JustJared.com, which was a Perez type site back in the early blog days that took a different strategy than drawing cum shots on celebs, but instead sucking up to them and becoming their friend, is allowed to have a second career outside of updating bullshit celebrity paparazzi pics….I should probably take his lead and live out my dream of being a Walmart Greeter…it’s pretty much the only thing I am qualified for, besides maybe working as a back alley bikini waxer which I am not qualified for, but I’d do that for the boners.

Plus JustJared is a gay, so it makes his dressing a decent sized titty celebrity like Joey King less creepy, unless the gay thing was just a marketing angle to get where he needed to go and really he’s a weird titty obsessed pervert who dresses his celebrity dolls with their big tits out, the way he likes it.

Maybe the best thing about Joey King is that JustJared shows off her tits…and I’ve been looking at this whole union wrong.

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2024

03

Apr

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off the Benefit of Menopause of the Day

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WHITE PANTS!

Sure, menopausal women traditionally piss themselves, at least that’s what I hear women bitch about when they are menopausal, but they bitch about a lot of things like their fleeting youth, their having missed out during the prime of their lives, the hot flashes, you know…old lady shit…

But if hydrated, a piss is hardly as offensive as a pussy that explodes with fertility and blood like some sort of crime scene or BDSM person’s wet dream…

Reese is on a boat, who knows where she’s going, but you know there won’t be any periods happening and that lack of fertility may excite rich guys who fear knocking up bitches, but for the homeless, broke ass bunch around here, that’s disappointing because if you were to cum in a Reese Witherspoon you’d want it to stick so that you could K-Fed her….

I guess Menopause isn’t so hot and the only thing hot about menopause is impending death.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2024

03

Apr

Did Eva Longoria Get a BBL of the Day

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Eva Longoria is very famous on the international level but I don’t like Eva Longoria because she’s a race baiter…which to me is like a rape victim realizing that they get sympathy from their rape story because they are victims, so they make it their identity and recruit a bunch of other bitches into signing onto being creeped on by dudes and next thing you have the #MeToo movement ruining the lives of every dude who has ever flirted with a bitch, while the bitches who accuse them give each other massages in some kind of group therapy session of support, hoping they can go on with their lives…

You know what I mean, they see an angle and they take it….so Longoria who is a Mexican that looked like she was a Mexican who doesn’t speak Spanish or go to Mexico, but who hires Mexicans as her slaves, to assert herself as a non-Mexican Mexican, until realizing that being a Mexican was an advantage in this diversity and equity movement, so she milked that shit harder than she milked her tits for every job she ever got back when she was pretending to be as non-Mexican as possibe…..she even has a show about Mexican food…

Anyway, in being Mexican, it looks like she got a BBL, possibly for this sheer thong dress she’s too old to be wearing, because that ass looks unnaturally round and Mexicans aren’t typically known for their booties, that’s a different kind of Spanish speaker…

She’s put out this photoshoot of her big round ass, which could be a BBL, rocking a sheer dress she’s too old for, and it’s pretty fucking weird, but it’s booty content and we like BOOTY…which is why we urge Longoria to join CHEEKED UP !

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2024

03

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Weed Wednesday!

I don’t know if that’s actually an exciting thing, since girls who smoke weed typically look like they smoke weed. I know there’s the occasion hot model looking bitch who smokes because it’s trendy, but for the most part, a girl who is producing weed fetish content for nerds into girls who smoke weed, is not going to be a top fancy ass hot model…

It’ll be some chick from Ohio who looks like she shops at Walmart, where she always stocks up on all the cancer causing snacks for when she gets the munchies after gaming all day because she’s on disability or she’s on the OnlyFans kick and making 5k a month off loser dudes she hustles while gaming…

I’m not a weed hater, but since weed has been legalized, it’s been a lot less interesting of a drug, if anything it’s lame as fuck while I see all these idiots on the street dosing like the slaves to the man that they are….paying their taxes on their weed and walking through life as fucking zombies….

We’re called DrunkenStepfather because alcoholism hits better.

Here are those weed girls scheming!

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2024

03

Apr

Eva Quiala is the Instagram Of The Day

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Eva Quiala is some instagram model with 1.3 million followers, which used to be a big deal, but now it seems like every local whore with an onlyfans has over 1 million followers, so those with less than 1 million followers just fucking suck at the social media hustle, because clearly it’s fucking easy to pull off.

She has the same look as most of the instagram models, all posing half naked in hopes you want to jerk off to her hard enough to pay for her “VIP CONTENT”….that is probably being run by an agency that takes 20 percent of her money and that means the sexting is with another dude working at an agency or AI and not Eva herself…

She’s a busy person, not too busy to scam you into SEXTING with her, but too busy to bother SEXTING so she outsources that shit, 4 hour work week motherfuckers..

Now I don’t know what goes on with her ONLYFANS and maybe I am being unfair to assume that she doesn’t run her only ONLYFANS but it seems like most of these whores don’t, and whores they are, because whoring is what they paid way too much to do…it’s just low level whoring cuz they don’t risk getting aids and dying since it’s through pictures on the internet they’d giveaway for free if you idiots didn’t pay for this shit…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

03

Apr

Rihanna Hides her Gut for her Lingerie Company of the Day

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Rihanna was probably never all that hot, just one of those pop stars putting out sleazy content after she got her ass kicked by Chris Brown as part of some kind of viral stunt that propelled her to the top.

But she’s definitely not hot now….

I was told many years ago that Rihanna faked being beat up because women from Barbados like to fake being beat up by their men for attention, it’s a cultural thing, that clearly paid off for her on the international level, where at home she’d be told to shut up with her whining.

I was also told she was a child prostitute who was trafficked to America by her team to create the empire they created with her, because back in Barabdos the teen hookers ran through Karaoke bars….

My source could have just been a hater…but it was a time when the people of Barbados hated the special treatment Rihanna was getting, before the tides shifting and everyone there became her biggest and proudest fans…these things happen with propaganda.

Anyway, she’s a mom of two, assuming she’s not a man, and she’s an underwear entrepreneur who ended up giving people an alternative to Victoria’s Secret before Kim Kardashian did.

I assume part of her contract is that SHE has to be in the marketing material, which they didn’t really factor in that she’d get old, she’d get fat, she’d have kids, and the Rihanna people once jerked off to because she was hot, became the Rihanna that people jerk off to because they are weirdly committed to their fandom….

In this shoot, she’s hiding her gunt because she’s fat and this is photographic manipulation tactics to fool us.

I’ll still stare at the fat tits.

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2024

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a racist because I hate everyone, but I am noticing that there are a lot of new people in this country and they are ruining my fucking life at the grocery store, which is the only social activity I partake in, because they all seem to walking into me like I am in a market in some overpopulated city like Bangledesh, or Manilla or South East Asia or China wherever they are all coming in from…but then you see the Ukrainian refugees, all hot, modelesque, tight pant wearing, trying to get their life together….and all of a sudden I change the fuck immigration mindset to I want to FUCK this kind of immigration with my mouth…

I guess what I am saying is it’s all a matter of perspective…or perception…I get those confused…because I’m a dyslexic retard who dropped out of the 8th grade…

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Georgia Harrison Nipple Pokies at Edinburgh Airport!
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Biker Somersaults Multiple Times In Typical Fashion
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German shepherd gets a bit too excited and knocks down its owner
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Olivia Dunne – 2024 NCAA Gymnastics SEC Championships in New Orleans
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AGGRESSIVE DRIVING ON THE BEACH
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Candice Swanepoel Works Her Bikini Body to Sell Some Swimsuits!
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Kim Kardashian Gets Sabrina Carpenter in Her Panties!
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LSU Basketball Star Goes Viral for Her Locker Room Antics!
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100 of the best hydraulic press moments
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On Set in Miami With Gisele!
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Bring the Zen on World Kindness Day!
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The Rock Brings Back a Vest from 2000!
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Suspension comparison test between a Chinese Rolls-Royce knockoff and other knockoff cars
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Sabrina Carpenter Sizzles in Sexy Skims Lingerie Shoot – Gaze Upon Her Gorgeous Body!
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Pip Edwards Camel Toe in a Swimsuit!
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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The Internet is Overly Excited Over Caitlin Clark’s Shirt!
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On Set With Topless Noah Cyrus!
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30 Commenters Who Made Us LOL With Their Wit
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Car technology and innovations that are really next-level
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5 Celebrities rocking the skinny brows trend in 2024
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Rihanna super sexy… for her new underwear!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: KIMORIIII
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See how your fav stars celebrated Easter!
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Hailey Van Lith is Twerking in the Locker Room!
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In Bed With Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!
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Is He Okay?
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Thief Lassoed And Dragged Down The Dirt Road By Fed Up Locals
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Stupid drivers causing bad accidents
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Avril Lavigne – 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Hollywood
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Sara Sampaio – Harper’s Bazaar (Arabia) – April 2024
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Shakira – Allure Magazine
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Camila Morrone – Vogue (Mexico)
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Taylor Swift – 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Hollywood
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Rosalia – SeeThru to nipples leaving Cipriani restaurant in Beverly Hills
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Meghan Trainor – 2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Hollywood
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Lucy Hale – Out walking her dogs in Los Angeles
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Jessica Alba – Bikini top on vacation in Poipi
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Charli XCX – Kinda scary in Vogue (Singapore)
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Mali Myers First Time Shoot FTV Girls
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Puff Daddy’s Sex Slave Leaks Everything
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When Your Sister Is Shameless
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Fucking the Wall!
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Ashanti Thick in a Gold Bikini!
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THE SOUNDS OF LOVE
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‘Delicate Lace’ with Yara Q via StasyQ
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Sasha Pieterse – See through top at Lemon Foundation gala
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The Most Hot Pussies Of The Galaxy
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Nikki Extra Tiny Teen’s Try Out Backroom Casting Couch
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She has a hard time sucking her husband dick and at the end she gave up
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Miss Jackson Curvy And Luscious The White Boxxx
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Julia Beauquesne and “Nox” naked in Le Feu Au Cul (2024)
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The Two Story High Club (GIF)
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Brandy Robbins’ Big Wet Tits!
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Elle Mira Wearing a Tie!
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2024

02

Apr