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2024

10

Apr

Emily Belmont Brings the Yoga Smut of the Day

EMILY BELMONT has a great name, probably not her real name, more likely her stage name, but it’s a fancy one that reminds me of horse racing, summer estates in the countryside, but luckily this Belmont is a little more down to earth, where her debauchery doesn’t happen in the privacy of other trust fundians, but rather with you on ONLYFANS.

She’s got a pretty average girl look to her, but she shows off her feet and her fat enough ass, which should excite you because we like girls who get naked on the internet and apparently people people aren’t as into the smoking hot chicks anymore, you know the 1 percenters. Instead people gravitate to the normal looking chicks, which has allowed the normal looking chicks to live the life of a hot chick, without any of the being the hot chick, probably because they seem more attainable or like you’d run into them at the bus stop, only they wouldn’t give you the time of day either!

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2024

10

Apr

Valerie Cody is the Instagram Of The Day

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Valerie Cody is a reminder that if you’ve got big tits, use them, because motherfuckers will pay to see them. It’s the internet’s version of the bar bathroom, where negotiations take place to get a bitch with tits to pull out that tit for you to see. Everyone’s got a price and with this internet thing, that price is reduced thanks to economies of scale…it’s like bulk ordering tits, or a TITTY FLASHING COOP, the COSTCO of tits, where all that tit gets divided between all the perverts so that what would have been unaffordable is suddenly affordable…because 5 dollars from 100,000 people is a lot more than 1,000 from 1 obsessed idiot.

I clicked her link in bio and it leads to her amazon page where she self publishes poetry books, so amongst all her books she’s published is a link to pay to see her nudes. It’s safe to say all authors should take on the same approach, really all self proclaimed artists, singers, actors, designers, potters, milners, fucking bikini waxers, painters, builders, crocheters….link your bullshit art….but let us SEE the tits….

Here are some of her pics…so many titty models not enough time.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

10

Apr

Denise Richards Applies Make-Up To her Tit of the Day

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Make-up’s not going to save whatever the fuck the hackjob she’s done to her zombie tits throughout her career with fake tits.

In another era, the men’s blogs would write something about how applying make-up to Denise Richards’ tit would be a dream job. They would build off that and hit you with a zinger.

She’s got an old lady zombie tit that has the scars and battle woulds from a life well lived, a tit well used and weather.

It’s probably a good thing that she’s a titty model for her cash grab whoring, because if the tits look like this, we can only imagine what the zombie cunt would look like, but there’s never a vagina too leathery for me to look at.

In this era, it’s probably safe to say that applying make-up to Denise Richards tit would still be a dream job….because no titty too old or dead for me to spend my days powdering, it’s 90s percent of the reason I wanted to work at a funeral home, the other 10 percent was for the orgasms.

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2024

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world filled with lesbian couples at the grocery store, so many lesbian couples at the grocery store, holding hands, kissing all romantic-like while doing lesbian things like buying ingredients for their vegan means…but not doing lesbian things like eating each other’s asses while knitting and playing with their cats…you’d think it’d be a lot hotter of an experience, but instead it is awkward and weird.

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Cristiano Ronaldo and his Wife Georgina Are on Vacation!
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Stephanie Perri is the Instagram Of The Day
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What are Tate McRae’s beauty secrets? Products and routine explored
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10 Signs That You’re an Introvert
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Donkey plays with a squeaky chicken toy
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Annoying Loudmouth Bitch Slapped Unconscious At The Bar
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Hilarious zombie prank freaks people out
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Megan Thee Stallion Unleashes Braless Breasts at NBA Game!
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21 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Alica Schmidt Tests Her Running on the Beach!
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Guess Who Wins lol
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Bonus Butts #445
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FEAR, TERROR, AND ANGUISH THROUGH AI
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Funny “what’s in the box” challenge
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Fashionable Lingerie!
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Georgina Rodri?guez Takes a Family Vacation!
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Sophie Dalzell in a black bikini and underboob on holiday in Mykonos
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Slow-motion clips of Superman’s eyeball vs bullet
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Absolutely insane street drifting moments
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Go Back In Time With These 30 Fascinating Historical Photos
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NFL WAG Olivia Culpo Celebrates her Sister’s Birthday!
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Camila Cabello … no bra selfie !
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Rihanna Faces Backlash on New Photoshoot!
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Kylie Jenner Sizzles in Tiny Orange Bikini: Big Boobs and Curves on Full Display!
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People facing a bout of bad luck from China
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Father makes his baby sleep just by sliding his hand over his baby’s face
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Stormtrooper takes a tumble down a flight of stairs
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Livvy Dunne Selfies for Money!
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Get Buzzed with Blake Lively!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ELLACERVETTO
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Compilation of slow motion clips that are just too cool
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Incredibly realistic 3D street art fooling people
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Deodorants vs Colognes: Key differences and benefits
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Superman Comic book sells for record breaking $$
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Is That Cheating?
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Happy Customer Leaves A Review At The Restaurant He Just Visited
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8 really interesting moving bridges made out of LEGO blocks
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Brooks Koepka’s Wife Jena Sims Shows Her Outfits for the Masters!
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FIGHT NIGHT
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40 Random Facts We Hid in Your Lunchbox for You
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Elizabeth Hurley – Strictly Confidential special screening in New York
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Dive into Heavy Fetish: Unleash Your Inner
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Rita Ora Nipple Pokies in a Swimsuit Selfie!
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Girls Got Milk
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Cardi B With Big Hair and Big Boobs!
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Jessie Buckley: bare butt in Wicked Little Letters in 4K
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Long Hair Used as a Dildo!
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Navigating Boundaries: Ensuring Safety and Consent in Heavy Fetish
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Hockey Gunner Jack (Sex Game)
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CyberFuck 2077: Round 2
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2024

09

Apr

Em Rata’s in a Thong of the Day

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Em Rata is more than just tits, at least that’s what she’s trying to tell us in this thong exposed in her dress content….

Like so many big tits before her, she wants you to know she’s not just a set of tits, so stop objectifying her PATRIARCHY.

Clearly, this is part of her feminist agenda to PROVE to you that instagram rewards people for being exhibitionists, and that should be addressed because it’s not inclusive and it perpetuates the patriarchy she hates so much.

She’s putting her ASS on the line to show you just how many more views she gets when her body parts are prime real estate in the frame of her images, rather than a close up of her face.

Sure, she reaps the reweards of posting that sensational, objectifying content with views and engagement she can re-sell to advertisers or products from her own multi-million dollar earning brand…but that’s just a side effect of her proving a point that she’s more than just tits, but also ass.

Em Rata, the social justice hero we need.

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2024

09

Apr

Joey King’s Got her Tits Out for a Tuesday

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Joey King posted a picture of her laying in her bed topless with her big enough tit hanging out under her armpit for the social media account, because tits get hits so if you’ve got them, you’d be an idiot to not use to to amplify your feed, even when you’re already stupidly famous from being a child star.

It’s nice to see you can never be TOO famous to jump on low hanging fruit tactics in getting seen on the internet, or you can never be too famous to reduce yourself to a titty exposing whore seeking attention even though you already have the attention.

Good thing we like tits. Makes me like Joey King better.

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2024

09

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Bikini from a Week Ago of the Day

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Jessica Alba was in a bikini and I didn’t post it because I had no idea thanks to not giving a fuck about Jessica Alba in her old age.

She was in Hawaii last week, because she’s rich as fuck thanks to doing the whole direct to consumer internet brand built on her celebrity earlier than most.

She just stepped down as CEO of her brand about 5 minutes ago because why bother working when you’ve got this fucking rich off an internet brand.

Her internet brand is publicly traded and worth 356 million dollars, with sales of 90 million per year and a net income of 1 million, which is probably creative accounting, so that 90 million dollars with 89 million dollars of expenses, only pays 200k in taxes…schemers…yeah, I’m not a fucking accountant but I googled it.

She was one of the hottest of the celebrities to jerk off to in her prime, she still looks alright with a bunch of kids shat out of her and the whole being in her 40s, but at least she’s not fat….

Now that she’s unemployed, maybe the old slag will put some more time into her stripping down for social media the way nature intended before some enterprising business guys got into her ear and showed her how much more she could be thanks to the power of digital marketing direct to consumer…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2024

09

Apr

Paulina Porizkova’s Nude for her Birthday of the Day

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Paulina Porizkova put her dentures in for another new old lady nude shoot.

She realizes that getting naked gets people talking about her, so like the younger generation, she’s getting naked for attention.

I didn’t know who Paulina Porizkova was until she started getting naked on the internet.

As it turns out, she was a big deal in the 90s, the forgotten Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model who I don’t even remember when she was in the magazine, back when that magazine was the only place to see bitches in their bikinis before instagram killed them off…but instagram is giving her new life thanks to her nudes…

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2024

09

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too!

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2024

09

Apr

Amanda Holden Gets Naked on the Radio of the Day

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Amanda Holden is some slutty slag from the UK who hosts a morning show and/or Britain Has Talent..

She doesn’t wear a bra and has hard old lady nipples consistently on her social media feed, so you know she’s just packaged as a modernized geriatric Page 3 girl with smaller tits than most Page 3 girls, since Brits like tits with their news or daily topics of conversation.

She is going viral for going naked on the radio, which would be more exciting if we could see that old lady cunt dangling all dry and leathery between her legs, you know like how old lady vagina typically ages out….instead we have this bullshit.

The bit was more about tit than cunt, it was to have people draw her dude like she was a live nude model, only we didn’t see any of the nudity which defeats the fucking point of some UK Host doing a nude viral stunt…but I’ll take it.

Posted in:Amanda Holden