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2020

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Halloween Nipples of the Day

2020s been a good year for Vanessa Hudgens…it’s been a Vanessa Hudgens revival and not just because she looks like she got her tits done, they are far rounder than they were, but maybe it’s a second puberty, her fitness, fat transfers when she gets her botox, it doesn’t have to be implants….

But yeah, 2020 a good year for Hudgens got dumped, got vengeful, found out that instagram content production was a fucking joke while allowing her to utilize her weird Disney trained, professional theatre kid talents….and her first to be in a leaked nude seflie scandal photography skill…to keep the fans excited about her….

She had a few hiccups, like whining about how sad she was festivals were cancelled cuz she’s basic and loves festivals….while people were dying of COVID, but she regrouped and realized…tits will overcome…

So the past weeks she’s been overly excited for Halloween, as any theatre kid would be, it’s just so fun, everyone dressed up and a way to show off how better you are at dress-up than others …so she’s been doing Halloween content, shoots in cemeteries…different costumes…etc….but this is by far the best…some titty jiggle…or would this be a joggle….rocking her green spooky halloween hair….if you make it that far up this lame ass video of her recently hot tits.

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2020

15

Oct

Bella Thorne See Through Lingerie of The Day

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Bella Thorne’s in some see through lingerie for her paying subscribers in what is obviously a massive scam, taking advantage of the simple minded fans that see a clickbait title and need to bust out the credit card to buy whatever is being sold, time and time again, because they can’t help themselves. They are programmed this way.

So this is her version of edgy so that she can feel as though she’s down with the feminist movement….and reassure everyone she’s a nasty girl, a pervert into SEX and porn…in a world where all these overly horny fucks are half retarded about that shit and can’t contain their vaginas….

Whether she’s authentically like this, or just some pile of broken, confused, identity crisis weirdness doesn’t really matter, she’s a celebrity, trending, it-girl, people like her and do what she says, she’s got influence…and tits….so if showing her tits, even in the lamest of ways because she’s basically text book cheesy loser….that has the sex appeal of a bunched up cum rag that looks like it resembles a vagina like how they twist your towels at resorts into swans….but probably more bacteria than the cum rag that it looks like it resembles a vagin….there’s just something nasty and not in a “you a nasty girl” dirty talk kind of way…but rather in a I shat the bed last night because I caught a parasite eating a hookers ass kind of way…

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2020

15

Oct

Stella Maxwell Fucks Models of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a sexual deviant or a sexual predator to the stars but she isn’t seen as a predator because she is a girl….the double standards man…..unless she’s not a predator but just a perverted lesbian girl who uses her sexuality to manipulate her way to the top of the food chain…..

I have heard a few stories about how she groupied Barbara Palvin back before Stella was a VS girl, in efforts to get her way into the people at Victoria’s Secret to become the “angel she became”….I don’t know if that’s true, but she was a ratty ass genderless model with wonky tits prior to her VS stint…so it’s very possible….whether she fucked Palvin or not is a whole other story.

But I do know that she fucked Miley Cyrus for the press, she fucked Kristen Stewart for the press, you know target the weak identity crisis or trying to be edgy trending newsworthy girls you know you can win over to the lesbian side, especially now that lesbianism is trending, and being a lesbian to the stars is key to success because brands need to hire lesbians….it’s just a good situation to be in…

So whether she can or can’t be ousted or cancelled for her behavior doesn’t really matter, either does her fucking to elevate her status, a lot of people do that…..and I think she looks pretty hot doing it…unlike most lesbians I know…so keep that “hot lesbian” fantasy alive…when I know what “lesbian sex” actually looks like in this era of lesbian….and it’s not Victoria’s Secret model scissoring…it’s people protesting Victoria’s secret for not having obese trans models in their lingerie but that’s a whole other story, we’re here for Stella Maxwell’s photos album of FUN…

I have no idea what fashion magazine these were shot for, but they have some great cameos and TITTIES!!

Bella Hadid

Miley Cyrus

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2020

15

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong is the gateway to asshole pics….so we like this trend.

It’s the subtle way for girls to post up their assholes without blatantly spreading their assholes in a desperate attempt to get attention….it’s a thong pic before it’s an asshole pic perverts…the asshole is just bonus, at least that’s how they all play it despite it being an asshole.

Obviously, everyone loves assholes…it’s our unifying orifice…something gay dudes and chicks can bond about having dicks shoved inside…great in this genderless era….so if you’ve got an asshole to show, this is how you do it, without it being a straight up out of context asshole pic….so here’s Today’s Asshole pics….or Thong Pics…you know what I mean.

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2020

15

Oct

Anne Winters See Through Dress of the Day

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Anne Winters is an up and coming actress who is 26 years old. She’s been working for the last 10 years so I guess she’s not an overnight success, but she is a Texan who came to LA with a fucking dream and that dream is coming together 10 years later.

She’s best known for being on the Selena Gomez suicide show 13 Reasons Why, one that they had to put suicide disclaimers on because idiot kids don’t realize that talking about suicide doesn’t mean suicide is a great idea…hopeless generation…she’s also been on Grand Hotel, an Eva Longoria show that got cancelled and the Orville which may be some nerd shit, but that I am too lazy to google…..but she’s in a main role there so she is cashing in for sure.

Now, in trying to really maximize her celebrity, she’s posing in a pretty see through dress, I can see her nipples, which is something that wouldn’t have happened in my era of celebrity, but that happens now because it’s the only way for these people to get noticed….show your tits, people will like and follow, you’ll be more hireable and life will be all you dreamt it would be…just show those tits…

It’s a weird way to elevate the celebrity…but it’s efficient and lazy….which for a lazy generation that’s how it works.

But a great way to elevate the celebrity because I am lazy too and waiting around for chicks to get naked in movies is annoying, we need instant gratification…the tits are the only reason I know she exists…so there’s that.

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2020

15

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be some inbred trash with some trashy groupie mom and one hit wonder country star dad, who at his prime was more of a novelty act, because even when you’re talented, you gotta find that hook that resonates with the people even if it is humiliating…the whole cashing the fuck in so you can buy those ranches back home and raise entitled brats of your own to carry your torch into Disney and beyond…

But I am a Miley Fan, so long as I am not listening to her talk, because that raspy ass voice disturbs me….

The coolest thing about Miley is that Dolly Parton is her God Mother, something she likes to remind the people of, because as you know Dolly is a fucking legend, I’d move into Dollywood amongst the fat Tennessee trash if I could, post up on her Steam engine if I could….but I also like that she’s got a tight body that she decided to show the world in various states of naked and fake edgy, all part of her marketing and attempt to be relatable to her fans that grew up with her, but decided she was lame, because she was Disney and they were embarrassed they watched that Hannah Montana shit now that they are hip, so if girl in the show ends up being naked, on drugs, partying, and basically a tumblr girl…they’ll listen, be inspired and follow her lead…so Mily and her tight body inspired a generation of her Hannah Montana fans who grew out of Hannah Montana to get naked on the internet too…and that’s a wonderful legacy….

So yeah, I like Miley Cyrus and all her brain washing, manipulating, Disney trained tactics she uses. They are good.

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2020

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

There was a time when we’d call the fat girl policing the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store…the FAT MANAGER.

She was oftentimes the loud, barrier of entry for men trying to get to the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store, wherever these hot girls hang….

Some people would call it jumping the grenade when you were forced to fuck the fat manager instead of the hot chick because the problem with fat managers is they get egos because they have a hot chick in their group, and they guilt that hot chick when a guy they are into fucking comes along trying to talk to their friend….the gatekeeper to the hot pussy….and if you’re the kind of guy the fat manager wants, there’s no way the hot chick will fold and fuck you at risk of losing her fat manager….

You may wonder why hot girls have fat managers, it’s simple, they do it because they don’t like being harassed by dudes all day, it’s annoying, so they can pass it off on the gatekeeper….but more importantly, the fat manager always makes them look fitter, hotter, and more amazing than they are…because in the moment, it’s a “this vs that” situation and this looks way better than that, since this is not the fat manager….elevating the whole thing…especially when there are photographers around.

This is Ambrosio and her fat manager.

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2020

15

Oct

Hailey Bieber’s Ass in Bike Shorts After Getting Face Mangled of the Day

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When you’re in shorts like this, what’s the point of even wearing pants, maybe that’s the point….that’s definitely the point…

What I find the funniest thing about basically seeing her asshole definition in these shorts, is that she still identifies as some religious Christian, even tricking Bieber into marrying her in exchange for the sex he already had with her when she was underage and a Bieber groupie, sex that was either good enough to lure him back, or sex that was good enough for her to hop onto to escape Selena Gomez, you know marry this Jesus loving low level failure of a model with a celebrity dad, she’ll do whatever the fuck I say, I’ll own that pussy – Literally…

Thank god for the face masks…so she can leave the dematologist without people pointing and laughing at the face injections she gets to look like a Kardashian or an IG filter….

Thank god for the outrageous cameltoe, the cleavage of this generation, the look at her pussy in full glory, so you know she’s got a front hole instead of a dick as all these kids have their genders morph into some kind of fucking mess..

Anyway, she’s pretty hot, at least in these insane pussy showing shorts.

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2020

15

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are important, to you and to me and to the entire human race, mainly because we like looking at tits…

Titty drops give girls with tits, especially big tits a place to shine…in content that we can all appreciate and understand because it’s just a creative excuse that’s not even that creative….to flash their tits…tits they likely rely on.

The titty drop, even for the small tits, despite it being about the big and sloppy tit, you know so it really fucking drops….helps these girls generate the hype they probably don’t need, because as titty flashers on the internet you know that they use these tits as hard as they fucking can in every aspect of life, seeing as they are girls who show off their tits in titty drops for the internet to get people to notice them, or just to say “hey, here are tits”….

All this to say, Staring at tits is a good way to spend your time…so here are those tits.

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2020

15

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Handbra of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is naked and still looking amazing. I don’t know what the photoshoot is from, or what it is for, but I do know that the soon to be 32 year old, feels like an old, hot friend, because she’s been around for a long fucking time….and despite being 30, which is typically the age models used to kill themselves, only thanks to botox, photoshop, social media keeping them around longer than they should be kept around…she still looks good…at least in pictures…because in person could be a totally different situation.

It’s nice to see the mom of two is still getting naked, still has a tight body despite the kids, which may not apply to her actual pussy, but with a microdick in hand, you know that no pussy is ever tight for you, so a bunch of kids wouldn’t even make a different for you, assuming you’d have a show with her…and you may one day, I mean hope for some bad investments, some weight gain, maybe a drug addiction…because a down on her luck, hit rock bottom Swanepoel will still be to luxurious, snobby, and hot for you…but you’re allowed to dream…we all are…don’t let the reality that you will never fuck Swanepoel get in the way of you wanting to fuck Swanepeol, her not ever wanting you to fuck her is probably a decent percentage of the hotness of Candice…along with the fact that she’s hot….obviously.

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