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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I think to myself “what if I went corporate” back when I first started the site in 2004, you know before the internet was the booming thing, when I had a bunch of useless people visiting the site because there was nothing else to do on the internet…I would have probably got hired at the time since no smart people worked in “internet”….I would be a captain of industry running all the hottest internet businesses around, you know since the smart people weren’t on the internet at the time, would I be rich, or would I be fired for fucking the staff, forfeiting all my corporate bonuses, since corporate people get paid…..I mean it would have been a huge damper on my alcoholism, sleeping in, sitting around doing nothing all day….but I’d probably be an asshole with a TESLA…

Then I look at the site and think, for a site that’s been updated daily all these years, no one actually gives a fuck about it…imagine if 1,000,000 people checked in to see what antics I am up to…despite being a very boring person….would that be the dream…but then I remember being invisible, obscure, confusing, insignificant is actually the ultimate troll on myself but more importantly, the only place I want to be….

So as I turn to the internet to see that girls are posting more and more nudes, daily, just so many girls getting naked, something I am passionate about documenting…I am going down that slippery slope of “is it porn if the barista at starbucks is just flashing tits”….I’m like Alex Jones and this is my Conspiracy Fight for the Truth….only with tits…tits posted by girls just wanting to have their tits seen…it’s noble work, important work, work that people don’t seem to care about, they write me off as porn…not like some innovative Simon Cowell doing American Idols auditions everyday with the nudes…so maybe this makes me a pornographer, I see it as a resposter of chicks, and reposter isn’t even a word…

So here are hot tits being flashed and I like em.

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2020

Oct

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

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I could probably got on a rant about how shit the Kardashians are from every angle of their scam, and I call it a scam because what they did was barely clever, whether it made them all billions or not, it was a lot of luck, right place right time, and the world is filled with morons.

I am not actually against the Kardashians, despite thinking they are terrorists on a generation or even two generations of people, mainly women….and I guess men who think women should look like a fucking doughy muppet…I mean I am against them as a concept but I am not sitting here mad about it…I just think it’s silly when it comes up…

So despite thinking they are overrated garbage that make way more than they really should, but thanks to being overrated, they get…it’s like top performing AVON ladies over here….and despite thinking they are all fucking monsters….Kendall’s pretty hot.

It could be her body, that I am sure has had fat transplants and other procedures to get that hip to waist ratio and maybe even the cleavage, but it doesn’t look all that bad, fake, terrifying….

So, I don’t think Kendall is deserving of being a TOP MODEL, But I get it….the fashion industry are groupies and whores and this is what happens when kids who grew up on the family get marketing jobs….in a superficial and garbage industry like fashion…

I do think she looks way too much like BRUCE / CAITLIN / WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT FREAK CALLS HIMSELF…

But she’s still hot…and this is her Celebrating Kim being a 40 year old pile of dog shit….in her bikini.

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2020

Oct

How Emma Roberts Got Pregnant of the Day

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Emma Robert is a babe despite being pregnant, because I typically hate pregnancy for numerous reasons, from it’s attack on the body, mainly the pussy that moms will try to convince you is designed to retract, but that is still something you know a kid crawled out of…..to other parts of the body like the stomach….then there’s the damage it does to the soul…where you give up your life for this creature that crawled out of you…and it lasts at least 18 years…spending money, dealing with their bullshit, their drama, shit that really has nothing to do with you, like when it’s up at night crying and you’re like “your problem bro”…and it looks back at you like “please dad I am only 2” and you’re like…fuck you should have been aborted, or washed out of my shorts like so many of my other “children” before you….because motherfucker just wants to sleep….

So these kids age you, ruin you, and are thankless and greedy about it….

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “Save the Planet”…where you’re throwing another CARBON FOOTPRINT into the world…so hipster bitch won’t drink with plastic straws but she’ll make a kid to mooch off the land for another 90 years…selfish cunt…

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “what’s the fucking future got in store for us”…from global warming, that you’re just adding to with this ungrateful child….to COVID and whatever other pandemics happen in the next 90 years of its life…to evil tech people controlling us…and evil corporations enslaving us….the nature of society, tech, utopia and all that….it’s obvious nothing good is coming our way…even an ASTROID hitting us is likely and maybe even welcomed…so let’s throw a kid into that mix because we want to come together and make a kid to show our love…you fucks…maybe he’ll become a leader, a champiom save the world with his resources available to him…I mean his great Auntie is Julia Roberts….which is actually a solid strategy to get addicted to drugs, everyone is on drugs…and spend life taking selfies…but sure let’s hope it changes the world like delusional fucks…

So Inconvenient, Irresponisble, Life Ruining, Body Ruining, Selfish and Narcissistic and ultimately gross…but something to do I guess, especially if you’ve already had one too many abortions…not to mention it’s a welcomed MEME or offshot strategy for social media…brands will even pay you more cuz you’re a mom now…the mom is the number one consumer and thus mom influencers are the number one earners….

Anyway, when hot Emma Roberts got pregnant, my first thought was “let’s see how this went down”…like what position was she cummed in.

As it turns out….there’s footage….and here it is…

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2020

Oct

Busy Phillips Topless Voter of the Day

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If you want to ruin anything, from online activism, to encouraging people to vote through brainwashing tactics using celebrities as they pretend your voice matters even though we all know your votes don’t even get counted and the political thing is just one big show…a performance piece…make the peasants think they have a voice…just tell them they have this “Vote” that can impact the future…get them passionate about it…so that when we take their freedoms, tax them, etc…they don’t uprise….society is built on keeping the poor people from banding together to topple the fucking infrastructure….but yeah…if you want to ruin anything, take any good or fun out of anything, like having your mom tell the family she has cancer on Christmas morning….or worse…finding out that hot chick that was into you for the first time in your life had a dick…just hire Busy Phillips to get topless…that bitch is vile.

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2020

Oct

Nose Picker. and Other Videos of the Day

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Looters at CVS

Wrong Turn

Anyone Want to Go Shopping

Polish Girls on Abortions…

Looters at Walmart

Sinkhole Opens Up…

Cops Try and Fail

Who wants to get to Walgreens

Runner Chased Down During Lockdown

Bus Carrying Passengers crashes in a Crazy Way…

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night while I was believing in SCIENCE and LISTENING to SCIENCE as all my friends of the internet who are outraged at people not wearing masks or not in lockdown to hide from this virus that hits most people for a few days….., So in doing some scientific research, I learned this thing that those people haven’t quite figured out and that is that there are only two genders….male and female…so now we can target all our outrage at Science for THAT misinformation…

What I am getting at is that I keep hearing these whiners of the internet cry “Believe Science” and “Listen to Science” and they are mad that people aren’t….but they are the same people who are mad at Science and not listening to science when it comes to gender…

I don’t really care about gender issues or even the hypocrisy of the world, it’s always been there….I don’t care if a person lives his life as a man or woman or wears a fucking costume everyday – like it is Halloween…

I just like when people are trying to pressure or shame people into thinking one way using arguments like “SCIENCE” that you can just throw back at them from a different perspective to discount their convictions on a different fight they fight, as they have a trunk full of issues you can pull from…

I mean…if you’re even going to bother arguing with people…it’s actually a giant waste of time….better to just ignore the idiots…it is truly what they hate most…except me, I fucking love being ignored and forever invisible…it is more peaceful and why I don’t do social media.

But I do DO (doo doo) links…so Here are some Morning Links…

Olivia Culpo Gives a Chesty Welcome to Cabo
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Elle Fanning vs Turkey Leg….
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Nadine Gold’s Topless in Studio
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Girl on Red Carpet Who Hasn’t Missed a Leg Day….and is Showing her Bikini Tan Line
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Cameron Diaz and her Gay Husband Buy 15 Milion Dollar Compound
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Golf Balls on a Frozen Lake
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McDonald’s Refuses To Release Surveillance Footage Of 84-Year-Old Woman Being Attacked!
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Another Creepy Hollywood Pervert Goes Down for Drugging and Raping Women…
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Some Instagram Girl’s Staged – Fake -Falls – what a Way to get famous
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Instagram Model Jacqueline Petzak Celebrates the Dodgers World Series in a Skimpy Bikini
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Huge Titties
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I understand all these people who are still offended by everything, I mean I don’t understand them because they are offended by dumb shit, inconsistent shit, even shit that makes them hypocrites…

I understand them in that I am offended by fat girls who aren’t too shy to have their picture taken, or ugly girls with jacked up faces and tons of plastic surgery who run their content through filters and all that other bullshit that is fuelling the BOTOX and FILLER industry like the need for bald pussy fuelled the wax and laser industry, doing dumb shit to yourself that doesn’t make you hotter….it just makes you look like a clown…but even more offended when they are celebrated….

Like a Bella Hadid type, who is a monster born and raised ugly who invested a ton of money into her face and now fashion industry is like “She is so beautiful”…while being the same industry that blame men and toxic masculinity for unrealistic body expectations…since Victoria’s secret uses hot chicks and not “REAL” chicks….who wants real chicks..we see that all day…

So the same people who are saying they want real chicks, taking hot chicks out of ads, TV, internet, editorials….so no we get no hot chicks….just girls talking about stretchmarks and other gross shit….are using plastic muppets as their star….so girls are still out there filtering themselves, jacking themselves up…and ruining what would be a natural look.

It makes no sense….since words are my emoji I’ve said too much…because I am a malfunctioning Alcoholic.

Kendall Jenner is Outshining Her Sisters!
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Draya Michele Turns Heads in a Sexy Bunny Halloween Costume
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Jordyn Jones’ Cheeky Halloween Costume!
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Lily James Was Coy When Answering Questions About Chris Evans As Dominic West’s Wife Is Reportedly Weighing Her Options
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Goth Girl in Cosplay Morph Suit
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Lucy Hale Sports Bra!
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Jeannie Mai Nipple Pokies in a Green Top!
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Nicole Scherzinger Tries the WAP Dance!
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Pregnancy Mesh Photoshoot!
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Alexis Texas Gets a Mention on Jeopardy
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Everything Streaming
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Tiffany Haddish Called Out Her Exes On Instagram
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Girl in her Underwear Getting a Plate of Food
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Gwen Stefani is Engaged!
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Faith Schroder in a Bikini!
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Video Surfaces of DeAndre Hopkins Driving Recklessly Through a Pro-Trump Caravan
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Lorde Is Still Dating A 41-Year-Old Music Industry Executive
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Big Fat Ass
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Kim Kardashian’s Jumbo Jet Birthday Party!
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Rowan Blanchard’s Waist to Hip Ratio!
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Devin Booker Made the Trip With Kendall Jenner to the Private Island for Kim’s 40th Birthday
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Earn $20,000 A Month And Be Your Own Boss (Horror)
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Here’s How 90,000 Meals Get Prepared For Children In India’s Mega Kitchen!
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Dance is so lame…
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Lea Michele’s Post Baby Body Hike!
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Elizabeth Gillies Wet and Feeling herself Up
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Reminds Us How Good Camille Kostek Looks in a Bikini
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Exactly Why Billions Of People Avoid Pork Like The Plague!
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McDonald’s Refuses To Release Surveillance Footage Of 84-Year-Old Woman Being Attacked!
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Charlamagne tha God signs deal with Audible
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Hot Body Showing Off Bikinis
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Elsa Hosk Pregnant in a Tight Sheer Dress!
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Gracie Hunt is Working on Her Fitness
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What A Golf Balls Sounds Like On A Frozen Lake!
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Twitch streamer Almost Cries When Strangers Laugh At Him!
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Topless Bitch in the Snow
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Taylor Hill on a Sand Dune!
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Model Eating Berries Topless!
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Chase Carter Really Enjoyed Her Camera Time After the Dodgers Won the World Series
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Maddie Ziegler is a Bad Bunny!
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant Tits in a Sheer Top
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Kendall Jenner’s Hot Fit Body
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Bella Hadid Street Walking
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Stella Maxwell in Leggings
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Gemma Atkinson’s Carrying her Luggage
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Nicole Williams in a Crop Top
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Sofia Bush and her Dog on a Bike
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Hayden Panettiere in some Tight Jeans
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Eiza Gonzalez in Tight Pants
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Julianne Hough in a Tank Top
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Kaley Cuoco is in Toronto
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Charlotte McKinney in some Leotard Voting
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Rat Cow in her Nipple Dress
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Tool in her box makes her the Tool Box.
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Halloween Tits!
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Tinder girls are Easy
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Codi Vore Masturbation
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21 Shitty Days
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Bathtime Done Right.
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Bikini Bridges
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Ashanti Bikini Get Down
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40 Inch Challenge
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Fishnet Double Penetration.
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Worst TikTakToe Game Ever
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Real Wives
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Naked Pizza Deliver
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Toilet Rider.
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Stripper Midget Athletics
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Tight Dresses
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Ass to Mouth on the Dildo Ride.
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A vagina in a vagina…
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2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Big Nips of the Day

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Bella THorne reminds me of having sex in the dumpster outside of a KFC….it’s not the proudest or most luxurious place to fuck…and it’s not even really considered sex when you’re just jerking off amongst the greasy chicken bones fully immersed in the aromatherapy of that KFC grease smell…but you can’t tell me what sex is and isn’t….like we can’t say if a girl is being slutty, or a girl is being trash, or they’ll tell us we are MANSPLAINING with our TOXIC MASCULINITY and MISOGYNY, all while doing the same damn thing to us….women…confusing…

But the good news is that thanks to Kardashians, and basically all the trash of the internet that has gone viral from being smutty, and with the mainstream of porn, we have Disney kid identity crisis girls like Bella Thorne who really don’t need to hop on the get naked on the internet bandwagon, but because she did, her career has taken off….just a greasy, monetize as hard as she can and all it took was showing her fake tits and fit young Disney body at the time….thanks to social media…she didn’t fade into obscurity she made more money than ever and people think money equates to success and purpose and relevance…so why not make more by scamming dudes into buying her sluttiest of content that isn’t even slutty…she’s walking that line of still being able to work mainstream, while still being relatable and edgy to her audience…it’s a cool thing to sell nudes…so it only makes sense in manipulating her audience that she would do that too.

I know I’d be mad if I subscribed to get this bullshit, but I’d never be that fucking lame, I just wait for the content to leak since it’s not that important….I wouldn’t have even signed up to LOHAN’s only fans, and she’s the only celebrity worth donating to in exchange for smutty pics….so in this era of SOOO many options, too many options, so much nude and porn all for free, why the fuck would anyone bother with this nonsense….

A lame ass slimely, loud, greasy, annoying, culture vulture mooch trying to cash in on trends all while having basically zero sex appeal despite the hot body…it’s weird…but it’s happening and this is what Hollywood thinks has value…we’ve all lost our damn minds.

Her sister Kaili doing the porno

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2020

Oct

Amber Rose Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I just did a post on all the girls posting up pussy wedgies or variations of pussy wedgies as I do every Wednesday – check it out….

I figured I’ll now do a celebrity version of a pussy wedgie, you know an intentional pulling her panties up inside her as girls do….with fitness gear, panties and bikinis a like….and I am sure you have all experience at least one girl who has brought herself to orgasm by jacking her clothing up inside her…or maybe not, you are a bunch of incels who don’t have sex and/or Russian spam bots…

That’s not to say Amber Rose is a celebrity, but she is “known” for fucking celebrities like Kanye and whoever else she has fucked…so that counts as something…..I mean when she met Kanye she was a stripper in a lesbian relationship taking advantage of sucker men, now she’s someone who’s made a career from taking advantage of sucker men…and she continues with that mission on Only Fans, where she’s selling actual nudes…

I’ve never really hated Amber Rose, her tits have been big and not as annoying as they could be, plus she outted Kanye for liking butt play in an era where men didn’t let me peg them, you know we were men and not little queer genderless bitches jealous that girls get all the fillings…..

I also figure let a stripper get all the hype she can since she will forever be a stripper and stripping doesn’t last forever, but apparently it can last a pretty long time….if you sugar baby and strategically get knocked up so that you are still on people’s radar…

All this to say, pretty hot, easy to produce content….girls take note…it doesn’t take much effort to make something that matters, not that this matters very much, but it matters to me, and that’s enough.

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2020

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies or cameltoes or “just wearing my pants” depending on what era you are from…are amazing to a guy like me, you know someone who appreciates seeing as much of a pussy that I would otherwise never get to see, through a pair of pants….the first cameltoe I remember was when I was about 13-14 years old and the lunch lady managed to get a thick pair of 80s jeans jacked inside of her…just PURE fat mom pussy in jeans too tight and as much as I was thrown off by it, seeing as she was a mom and it wasn’t somethng I was used to as a concept….I eventually found myself jerking off to it….and for the rest of my life at least until now….I check out a girl’s vagina in any outfit she’s in just hoping all see the outfit being eaten by her cunt.

Luckily, with COVID and the sexualization of the American female, something they are doing to themselves, despite crying MISOGYNY, the truth is GIRLS are the ones posting up pics of their pussy wedgies themselves, on their feeds, for you all to see, as it is the cleavage of the era….and we are just the innocent spectators being fed this shit.

I get that the media creates these hashtags like MeToo to make dudes out to be predators, or to make dudes who think they could be seen as predators, more aware of their previous sleaziness…I am sure male photographers who did these nude shoots around the country are now taking pics of dogs or food and not naked bitches all out of fear of getting busted with a boner when positioning a girl so you can see her asshole in a shoot…but the good news is that girls love being jerked off to, sexualized, told they are hot and do whatever is trending to get a cheap thrill….and cameltoes are in…the cleavage of the now…

So for someone who has been staring at tight pants, trying to see asshole in said tight pants, you know the next level of cameltoe…that is awesome…so here’s this week’s round-up…we do this every week! Pussy Wedgies for EVERYONE.

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