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2020

Oct

Amber Rose Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I just did a post on all the girls posting up pussy wedgies or variations of pussy wedgies as I do every Wednesday – check it out….

I figured I’ll now do a celebrity version of a pussy wedgie, you know an intentional pulling her panties up inside her as girls do….with fitness gear, panties and bikinis a like….and I am sure you have all experience at least one girl who has brought herself to orgasm by jacking her clothing up inside her…or maybe not, you are a bunch of incels who don’t have sex and/or Russian spam bots…

That’s not to say Amber Rose is a celebrity, but she is “known” for fucking celebrities like Kanye and whoever else she has fucked…so that counts as something…..I mean when she met Kanye she was a stripper in a lesbian relationship taking advantage of sucker men, now she’s someone who’s made a career from taking advantage of sucker men…and she continues with that mission on Only Fans, where she’s selling actual nudes…

I’ve never really hated Amber Rose, her tits have been big and not as annoying as they could be, plus she outted Kanye for liking butt play in an era where men didn’t let me peg them, you know we were men and not little queer genderless bitches jealous that girls get all the fillings…..

I also figure let a stripper get all the hype she can since she will forever be a stripper and stripping doesn’t last forever, but apparently it can last a pretty long time….if you sugar baby and strategically get knocked up so that you are still on people’s radar…

All this to say, pretty hot, easy to produce content….girls take note…it doesn’t take much effort to make something that matters, not that this matters very much, but it matters to me, and that’s enough.

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2020

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies or cameltoes or “just wearing my pants” depending on what era you are from…are amazing to a guy like me, you know someone who appreciates seeing as much of a pussy that I would otherwise never get to see, through a pair of pants….the first cameltoe I remember was when I was about 13-14 years old and the lunch lady managed to get a thick pair of 80s jeans jacked inside of her…just PURE fat mom pussy in jeans too tight and as much as I was thrown off by it, seeing as she was a mom and it wasn’t somethng I was used to as a concept….I eventually found myself jerking off to it….and for the rest of my life at least until now….I check out a girl’s vagina in any outfit she’s in just hoping all see the outfit being eaten by her cunt.

Luckily, with COVID and the sexualization of the American female, something they are doing to themselves, despite crying MISOGYNY, the truth is GIRLS are the ones posting up pics of their pussy wedgies themselves, on their feeds, for you all to see, as it is the cleavage of the era….and we are just the innocent spectators being fed this shit.

I get that the media creates these hashtags like MeToo to make dudes out to be predators, or to make dudes who think they could be seen as predators, more aware of their previous sleaziness…I am sure male photographers who did these nude shoots around the country are now taking pics of dogs or food and not naked bitches all out of fear of getting busted with a boner when positioning a girl so you can see her asshole in a shoot…but the good news is that girls love being jerked off to, sexualized, told they are hot and do whatever is trending to get a cheap thrill….and cameltoes are in…the cleavage of the now…

So for someone who has been staring at tight pants, trying to see asshole in said tight pants, you know the next level of cameltoe…that is awesome…so here’s this week’s round-up…we do this every week! Pussy Wedgies for EVERYONE.

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2020

Oct

Rita Ora’s Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up some vacation pics because she’s not going to let a pandemic get in the way of getting into her bikini and having pics taken of her star tits….tits that are arguably the only reason she’s a celebrity because tits are fucking powerful….

I don’t think anyone should let the pandemic get in the way of getting their tits out because EVERY person I know who has had COVID, and every person I know who has pretended to have COVID, you know those asshole hypochondriac types who get every illness and have lingering symptoms for 15 years so they have something to complain about, and every person I know who knows someone with COVID has told me that it lasted one day, mild sore throat, fever and some exhaustion….but were back to normal in a day or two…so dying of this shit is too rare to stop doing things you like, like paying homeless women to spit in your mouth.

So I’m not here judging Ora for going on vacation, getting in a bikini, spending the month of August on Holiday like European rich people do…I’m just judging her tits and they’re still worth looking out, degrading in quality each day, but still worth looking at, like most tits are.

I am only wondering why she’s all of a sudden decided to post up 10 pics of her tits on vacation that happened months ago, I guess she needed those likes to feel worthy…maybe a guy she’s trying to seduce into helping her get more famous and successful blew her up and this is the ego boost…bitches are that basic….they cry about revenge porn but 90 percent of the time they are the ones doing it, just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her recent use of instagram….and really, I’m not wondering too hard about this…I just look at the pics…picture book shit.

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2020

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Titty Bounce of the Day

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I am going to assume that Emma Rose Kenney is very proud of her tits, hence the reason she’s got the low cut shirt on….but she’s probably very proud of doing something arbitrary like voting…not that voting is officially arbitrary, I don’t even know what arbitrary means….but voting is meaningless, useless and these celebs telling us how important it is to vote is just puppet master brainwashing…we know they just throw the votes out anyway and it’s all a facade or illusion….who is verifying these numbers? NO one.

Anywway, Emma Rose Kenney should be proud that she’s replaced Emmy Rossum on Shameless as the main girl, despite being not very hot, she’s put in the work…not that Emmy Rossum is hot…that bitch is garbage….and the only reason I am pushing Emma Rose Kenney as a babe or a set of tits to look out for since anything to reduce Emmy Rossum’s ego or self importance…thinking she mattered so much to the show that she should be paid as much as William H Macy, a veteran and actual star that is likely the only reason the show is still on TV….because egos man…they fuck with these people.

So I will be watching this year’s Shameless so long as they stick to their guns and keep Emmy Rossum out, not that I’ve ever really watched shameless, I found it offensive and Hollywood version of poor intercity trash….but I don’t mind doing my part to help take shine away from that Rossum cunt….

So here’s Emma Rose Kenney.

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2020

Oct

Bebe Rexha Bodysuit of the Day

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Bebe Rexha may be on the cusp of being too old to be a popstar but she thinks she’s paid her dues and is eligible for popstar status thanks to having written actual hit songs…another one of those delusions people have after thinking how accomplished they are for basically doing bullshit like writing a song for some famous people…If I was in the right circles, I could write Rihanna a song and I don’t know anything about music, and it’d be a hit because it is Rihanna…You could have Rihanna gargling cum like a prostitute at a Barbados Karoke bar which is what they use as brothels, and in the hours after the release of said cum gargling song, the world of TikTok would be doing their choreographed dance to the shit…not because I am a genius with my cum gargling ideas and lyrics…but because Rihanna…

Bebe Rexha didn’t really see it that way, she thought they were using her art and stealing her shine, so despite being on the cusp of being too old and really on the cusp of being too fat…. decided to Nicki Minaj / Lady Gaga herself iwth dumb hair colors and outfits to be loud and present in the industry…

In this important video she lifts and drops her big fat tit in a body suit outfit and if you’re going to be on the cusp of too fat this is what it’s about…the tit…and when you’re on the cusp of being too old…slutty behavior will distrat…and braless fat titty drops in a jump suit is slutty behavior to me. I’m a prude.

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2020

Oct

Potential Hayley Atwell Sext of the Day

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They say this is a Hayley Atwell sext, but I see it more as a “Before” picture before she starts her celebrity adrenochrome, HGH, Aborted Fetus Stem Cell treatment, that stars with starving herself before working out for three months to get cast in some COMICON worthy nerd movie…

I don’t know who Hayley Atwell, but I know that this can’t be a sext, she’s a professional and would know that that love handle on her ass that is eating itself is not hot…it’s the kind of sext you get while jerking off and decide to go play video games instead….maybe it’s her way of proving just how NATURAL she is at 38….but if you’re an actress, maybe natural isn’t the way to go…at least not when it comes to sexts…

I mean this may just be an OK BOOMER situation, not raised on the internet so she doesn’t really know what the kids are up to…but to be bold enough to send this around…if it is her..is on a level of serious delusions…this is SOOOOO bad….the smallest weirdest ass….

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2020

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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This is not a HUNIBADGER ad, I do this WEED WEDNESDAY post every fucking Wednesday because I am consistent, reliable, and into girls who post nudes with weed, because any excuse to post nudes is a good one, whether weed is involved or not…

This is just to REMIND you that HUNIBADGER , who created the craziest or best DAB rig in the world, is offering 15% off to our readers if you use code DSFHW….

If I am going to do a post celebrating weed and the girls who smoke it and take nudes with it for dudes with weed fetishes, I might as give ya’ll a deal on devices that can help you get high…

I am not some weed activist hippie fuck who gets off on girls who smoke weed, every girl I’ve met has been a weed demon pot head, it’s dudes that smoke less weed…but I do know that people into weed, have a whole subculture of weed, where chicks who smoke weed getting naked and posing with weed is their everything….

I am not doing it for them….I am not doing it to say girls who smoke weed look like they smoke weed either…I am just into any excuse to get naked and the idea that weed is illegal is just a reminder of how dumb people are as a whole, as a group, as a people….it’s like income tax…something I’ll never understand why you let people make these choices for you and enforce these laws on you…it’s a fucking plant you can grow like a weed in your backyard…that has more health benefits….have you smoked weed? It relaxes you, helps you sleep, gets rid of pain and inflammation….BAN THAT SHIT NOW….it will kill off Big Pharma…..lock everyone up if they are caught with it…especially if they are black so they’ll have something to protest in 90 years.

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2020

Oct

Bella Hadid Panties of the Day

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I guess Bella Hadid is a low level slut of the internet who feels compelled to share panty selfies you’d expect a bitch to share with some dude she likes, someone she’s into, or someone she dates, but instead she just throws it out there emptily for eager perverts everywhere to latch onto in efforts to perpetuate her lie that she’s actually hot….and not just some instagram trash rich kid who the industry only uses because of all the hype they’ve generated and thus she can move actual product.

Bella Hadid is not hot, she’s the ugly sister, and a fully rebuilt sister, so seeing her treated like some natural beauty who didn’t buy this scam of a model career is annoying if you care enough, but then you have to remember everyoen’s a fucking idiot.

I am not against a rich kid posting slutty panty selfies like a low level whore trying to get sugar daddy to buy her a purse…I am against that she exists, that everyone just blindly went with it…and now she walks around like some high profile person despite being a fucking bottome feeder.

I am all for the panty selfies, this is really all this bitch should have ever been known for…GIGI’s ugly sister trying to get noticed…but instead ya’ll have made her think she matters, good news is that despite thinking she matters she’s still a bottom feeding whore posting panty selfies…with panties pulled up to her neck for whatever reason….that I am sure is part of how they need to frame their bodies to look better because all these girls pull shit up over the hips..who cares.

REMEMBER – this is what this monster did to herself to pull off “Top Model” in the Fashion Industry, while really only deserving to be “slutty rich kid getting naked for attention because she’s that insecure, self abosrbed, disgusting and useless in the grand scheme of the world, where nudes or people thrilled by the nudes, helps make her feel good about being ugly and useless, since money’s never really existed to her rich ass, and the affirmations and praise of strangers is the only currency she actually cares about”….

The fact that the fashion industry supports and endorses this kind of look, behavior, type of person just proves that they are fame whore clickbaiters looking to sell product and not really caring about the consequence, the means to make those sales, because they SUPPORT this shit…these are the same people fighting for inclusivity, but their star has mangled the fuck out of herself and rebuilt herself and they have the balls to say she’s the most beautiful woman in the world according to science, yeah, cuz she was made from science…trash.

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2020

Oct

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

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Here’s some Kendall Jenner labia in a pair of tight pants, because that’s the style right now, which I know goes against the media’s agenda of letting people choose their own gender and discount genitals as the source of that gender, I mean even this bitch’s dad cut off his dick for the cause, or for the attention he knew he’d get while not needing his dick anyway, in what you must wonder has lost its appeal all these years after cutting off the dick, where you must wonder if he has phantom limb syndrome everytime he needs to pee or cum…assuming he cums…which I don’t really want to think about because I’ve seen tranny orgasms on their new pussies and they are terrible thanks to the PROSTATE not getting removed…ANYWAY…

Kendall and all the other girls are about showing off their cunts in public under the guise of athletic gear and I’m into that because despite the world being genderless, I like staring a pussy, whether that pussy is owned by what I consider a massive scam, or blemish caused by the internet that should have never happened, which has become a terrorist attack on a generation…so despite being the hottest Kardashian, which isn’t saying much, a used diaper is hotter than a Kardashian…and still looks like one of their relatives thanks to the color, smell and substance of said used diaper…but year the “hottest” of the Kardashian, rebuilt by surgeries and procedures, likely more fucked up than you think she is, her dad did cut off his own dick, but I assume they are all so self involved they don’t even notice any of that….as I notice her pussy lips.

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2020

Oct

Christina Milan See Through Bodysuit of the Day

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Christina Milian is in her 40s, is a mom of 2 but is still being a slut on the internet despite having a pile of money because either she’s addicted to relevance, those likes and follows give her a little tickle in her naughty parts that may be callused and half dead based on overuse over the years, so a tickle down there feels good….or she’s addicted to the money she makes…despite having a lot of money….you can never have enough money when you’ve got no fucking soul…or she’s just got nothing better to do and it requires little to no effort to do these photoshoots where she gets to play dress up and feel like she’s not dead yet….

The one hit wonder only became a one hit wonder thanks to a racy music video where she was rolling around in the mud I think, I don’t really remember, but I know it was one of those music videos you liked having on rotation for when you had nothing but MTV to jerk off to. Pre-Internet cuz bitch is that old….

I remember when she first got on instagram and had basically no followers, was doing no work, but still got her residuals from co-writing songs like “BABY” by Bieber and other hits…and for whatever reason, one I call showing her tits off like some 20 year old party girl despite being near 40s…really gave her low level celebrity another run in an era where ALL celebrity is low level…

So this is her campaign for a brand…tits out, trying to be masturbation fodder, despite being in her 40s…so I suggest finding younger versions of Milian, because doing this at her age is funny as a joke once in a while,but when it’s the whole angle it shows a lack of innovation since old bitches shouldn’t be acting like young bitches…and if you don’t believe me, ask their uterine lining, that shit’s DEAD…and so should their sex appeal.

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