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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Oct

Tara Reid’s Not Dead but She Is in a Bikini of the Day

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I saw this Tara Reid bullshit the other day, I guess she’s out promoting that she’s on TikTok, you know trying to exist as the Sharknado fame starts to fade and she needs some new viral stunt to keep relevant, like dancing to viral challenges like an idiot teen, probably securing a whole new fan base, because she is still Tara Reid the funny drunk old lady who was at one time one of the hottest celebs, only to decide to take a 10 year or more break from that bullshit acting thing, to party around the world…like a true alcoholic craving a perpetual spring break would…..

The funny thing about Tara Reid is how these “feminists” crying about body positivity and supporting all women basically SLAUGHTERED Tara Reid for her wonky ass tit job back when she flashed her wonky ass tits on the red carpet before being made fun of on a deep fucking level forcing her to flee hollywood….it was a GiRL ON GIRL crime, but believe them when they pretend they are all about women, supporting women, and all that other shit because women are evil, catty and HATE all women…their support all women shit is lies…

You see because dudes love tits, even shitty tits and maybe we laughed at her tits that looked like they were part of some serial killer’s basement autopsy, but they were still tits and as men, we can face all odds and we can confront all challenges with this ability to get a boner to shitty tits.

So the point is, Tara Reid is still alive, still thin, not dead, possibly a zombie, while rocking out in Key West in her bikini and that’s news to me.

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2020

Oct

Man Helps Woman Put Air in her Tires and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Performance Piece featuring an Angry Anti-Masker…

Biker Taunts Cop

Cab VS Woman in Russia

Car Jacking in Florida

Door Matt Theft

Angry Guy

Boat Mount Fail

Bulldozer Takes Out Pedestrian

Truck does a Jump

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s very few updates or revolutionary ideas that came to me over the weekend, I spent it indoors drunk. I guess the only revelation I made is that it’s harder to kill yourself through alcoholism than the fake news media tell you…because I’m still here…but the again, maybe the fake news media is right and this isn’t running at optimal capacity because I do see people, probably older than me, on jogs, doing weird circuit training in the park, running for at least 30 minutes without having a heart attack while my broken ass body can barely climb a set of stairs without 3-4 breaks…but then there’s my fat wife who loves eating what you’d consider bad food, she’s likely 300 pounds at the level of “I HAVE TO WIPE HER ASS FOR HER BECAUSE SHE CAN’T REACH” unless she just does that out of spite, I mean she does always have a creepy smile on while doing it…but that feces and blood after at least 5 year of this hasn’t taken her out yet…so here we are, on the cusp of death potentially while not dying…like a cockroach sent to give you pop culture updates from someone totally not qualified to give popculture updates…which I guess is the LOL in the whole thing…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Demi Lovato All Done Up Screaming like a Freak
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Curvy Model Danii Banks Supports Her Lions Win or Lose in a Tiny Bikini
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Hot Body Model in the Waterfall
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Bikini Girl Can’t Swim….But Can Bikini…
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Superman Jump at the end of a Hurdle Race
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Man Is Deathly Afraid Or Yellow Jackets!
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Perez Hilton Has Made Out with John Mayer
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Stephen A. Smith Enjoyed the Shit Out of the Cowboys Loss to the Browns
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What your cat will do when you die.
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Motorcylcist Catches Plastic Thrown Out of Car
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Drew Barrymore Liked Being Spoofed by the Losers at SNL
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The Instagram Model Girlfriend of West Virginia Guard Jordan McCabe Hits Up the Outdoor Shower
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Hot Big Titty Selfie
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Guy Loses it on Motorcyclist for Parking – what a pussy
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Big Booty Reveal!
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Landing on Head Wipe Outs
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Live Cam Girls
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is a fucking crazy place and the people in it are all programmed to be snitch rats who follow all the rules and trends and buy into whatever is being sold…From beauty products, to fear, to lies, to any and all of the scams of the internet…because they are told to by their TVs, computers and social media….

With no human interaction, no conversations outside your circle, and without realizing the only reason social media exists is not because of freedom of speech but rather it’s ability to get into the minds of people and fuck with their heads using all of their data…not to sound paranoid…it’s just crazy to see the internet go from a fun place people played on and trolled on and posted nudes on without whining about it…to this padded room of tantrums…it’s a real fucking bummer…and easy for simple minds to get lost in the noise…and everyone is fucking crazy…

The best is these people who are acting like they are heroes who survived an apocalypse, writing shit like “In these uncertain times”….writing themselves into this hero storyline of nonsense because that’s the kind of egos these people have….

As it turns out, the average person couldn’t handle the internet and all misinformation, porn, etc these mainstream robots acting like original thinkers can’t filter though…they are too busy spewing meme headlines they saw Bella Thorne or some other idiot post while dancing in the mirror for TikTok Money before taking pics of their assholes to sell to the fans…all while maintaining excuses like “Mental Health” that they can’t be reprimanded for ruining a society with selfies and face injections…

I’m not just talking about political bullshit or covid bullshit…everyone is fucked….but since I am in the business, that isn’t an actual business, but it is a website, which is like a social media feed but you decide what gets deleted or not…..is the dudes paying girls for their nudes they can get free because they think it makes them decent and not like perverts…TIPPING CAM GIRLS DURING LIVE SHOWS IS DIFFERENT….

You’re just a bunch of babies in need of being babied…not you literally…people also can’t read sarcasm on text or email anymore….not that they ever could….not that they even read…then why did I put down all these words…from drinking? Who knows…but yeah from birth they have parents, grow up with teachers, and police and bosses at work, then spouses, it’s a never ending “do what you are told” life we are living….so put on your diaper, snitch on your friends for having a party, don’t see any family, coworkers or socialize…and click these links you baby fuck…survivor surviving victim fuck….

I guess that wasn’t as light hearted as I hoped since I’m trying to be a bright light of smut in a dark internet….but I was trying to say, it’s the weekend, turn off your computer…it’s ruining your soul.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Mike Zimmer’s Rumored Girlfriend Ends Her Two Year Instagram Absence With a Topless Pic
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Bella Hadid Flaunts In Her Fenty Lingerie!
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Jojo Talks her Quarantine Album
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Bikini Shake
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Instagram Model Chloe Cluchey Shows Love to the Lakers and Kobe Bryant
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Alexis Ren Sizzling in Red!
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Madison Beer in a Photoshoot
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Jim Carrey as Joe Biden
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This Woman Does ballet on her Bike in a Short Skirt
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Kendall Jenner at the Gym
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Charli XCX Pokies!
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Antje Utgaard Doing Her Thing in a Pool
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Rita Ora Selling Shoes HOTLY
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Best Dodgeball Move Ever
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Tekashi is So Gangster he Overdoses on Diet Pills
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Man Tries Returning a 7 Year Old Item
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Check Out this Thong Booty Walking
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Dove Cemeron’s Quarantine Outfit
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The Hottest WAGs in Sports
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“Jeopardy!” Contestants Struggle to Answer Questions About Yankee Stadium
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Woman Caught Keying a Tesla On Camera…
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1991 Sizzler Ad is Great
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Showing Off Bikini
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Victoria Justice in the Bath and her sister in a Thong!
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Megan Thee Stallion in Cheshire Cat Latex
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FOX Sports’ Reggie Bush Thinks Trump is Faking Testing Positive for COVID-19
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Bill Hader Doing Impressions.
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Bionic Glove Helps Man Play Piano after 20 Years
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Girl ALmost Takes Out a Dude
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Pillow Fight Friday!
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Dua Lipa is Levitating
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Melvin Gordon Took a Huge Shot to the Dick in a Failed Attempt to Hurdle a Defender
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Weird German Ice Cream
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Worst Dancer Ever – Thanks TikTok
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Jazelle in Vinyl for Fenty!
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Baby Rexha Gets PAID
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Angela Rypien Calls the Jets Trash for BS Hits on Her Cousin Brett Rypien
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Judge Goes Off on Prosecutor
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When You Lie on a Job Application
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Hot Model MIMI Nude in the Pool
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Inside Zoey Dutch Weird Quarantine!
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Motorcycle Stunts
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Taking Flare to the Face
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Instagram Model Emmy Lou is Looking for a New Jersey After Antonio Brown Blocked Her
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Top 5 Hottest Babes in Baseball Movies!
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Bebe Rexha in a Slutty Shirt
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Miley Leaving a Video Shoot with DUA LIPA
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Bella Thorne Spending her Only Fans Money
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Charli XCX in Spandex
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Ambrosio in Tight Leggigns!
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Demi Lovato Walking to her Car
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Mandy Moore is Busty
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Rita Ora is Street Walking
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Meg Thee Stallion Doing a Revlon Ad
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Isla Fisher Legs
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The Hot Dancing with the Stars Chick
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TOPLESS CELEBS THE ROUND-UP
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug Insertion Tutorial
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Gripping that Dildo
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This Chick on the Plane Has a Hot Fucking Body
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28 People Having a Shitty Day
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Sloppy Titty Diana Eisley
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Two Bikini Babes Out of Control on the Beach…
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That was Unexpected
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Slow Motion Massive Tits
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Hot Chick Strips out of Shorts
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Best Stress Reliever
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Girl Diddling Herself…
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Nasty Squirt….
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Big Tits Poolside
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Hot Reddit Amateur Looking Hot
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A lot of pics of this Dildo Girl…
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Alexina Graham for Victoria’s Secret
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Monica Simps for Playboy
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Two Naked Chicks
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Amateur Fuck Tape
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Psycho Girl VS Pro Lifers
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Crazy Side Tit at the Grocery Store
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Bella Thorne’s BFF Porn Chick Abella Danger’s Big Ass
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Diora Baird’s Topless!
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Girl Doesn’t Catch On…
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Kelly has nothing under her skirt
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handjob tearing dick off…
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2020

Oct

Demi Moore Lingerie of the Day

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Den Mother Demi Moore has brought her 5 or more million dollars of plastic surgery to the hottest and trendiest show on Amazon…the FENTY FASHION SHOW…that I haven’t watched yet, but I am sure Bezos has ejaculated to all the records it broke because together they connect with millennials…which makes you wonder who put Demi up to this, I mean do these young fucks know who she is, maybe it’s just a Rihanna being silly because GI JANE was the only movie available in her Barbados shanty…who fucking knows…it’s just nice to see the zombie, crypt keeper, terrifying, but not so bad, I just saw her in some recent TV show and she was kind of hot in even at 60….I’ll buy into the plastic surgery lie, sure it can’t youth-enize the smells, making an old dry cooch young and fresh again…and yes I realize youth-enize is not a word that means to make something younger….but rather to euthanize and put it out of its misery…which in Demi Moore’s case you can’t…it’s already dead…

POINT BEING…she took a break from whippets, people dying in her pool, being married to Ashton Kutcher and probably getting some of that dot com money, being a mom to Rumer who recently did a hot fetish photoshoot despite being made fun of for years for her level of ugly…thanks to mom’s genetics or at least her strategy to erase genetics!

All this to say…Fenty Show…Demi Moore….Lingerie…Old….Dead…but not Forgotten…or some shit.

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2020

Oct

Elisha Cuthbert Flexing of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert is not dead….we just assumed she was because she’s been basically invisible for the last 10 years, the way a girl who turns 30 should be….but thanks to social media, she’s got the ability to reclaim her sex pest position in the world at 40…you know midlife crisis shit…so she’s got the bikini top on because she’s clearly been working out ut is modest enough to not show us what must be a mom pussy by now and if not is definitely a pussy well travelled….from Quebec Canada to bathroom stalls of LA clubs back when she was very famous…either way, she still looks good….unlike most 40 year olds…but the picture is blurry and I am drunk so that may be why…

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2020

Oct

Madison Beer in a Magazine of the Day

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Madison Beer’s bullshit quest to be famous continues…this time in the form of a magazine photoshoot for some magazine clearly starved for content as they look for clickbait to keep eyeballs on their bullshit so that they can sell ads to advertisers…you know the media scam…designed by Justin Bieber’s team who singed her…

Madison Beer, who looks like an Augmented Reality Filter, with her big tits from Youtube that got signed, yet haven’t had a hit song, but have worn a world record number of crop tops for the paparazzi she tips off to get coverage like she is famous, must have released her new possibly only album, and this is part of the marketing….you know making hits through basic brainwashing…and luckily the muppet face got some muppet tits you’d all like to do some puppet show things with…either using them as puppets of their own…or just using them as a backdrop for your penis…because I’ve seen puppetry of the penis…and I know that some weirdo Australians prefer the puppet to be their dicks…either way…tits..we are all trash, some are just better at it than others.

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2020

Oct

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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On/Off is a variation of flashing and we like flashers…now more than ever…even if they only really live on the internet where they do their flashing in the form of “content production” for their life as someone who sells nude pics to losers…you know the retail and bar job of this generation with more nudity because everyone is trained to be an exhibitionist pervert…it all started when people started sharing their lives on the internet….then the whole digital camera created social media…a boom where people would sell their privacy and souls for an audience…in an everyone wants to be famous….then at the same time…porn got bigger and bigger and more socially acceptable….sex become normalized….fucking randoms off apps was what dating became….throwing chivalry out the window, and turning everything into an amateur porn set….then there’s the whole getting off to people getting off to them logic of nudes…phones everywhere are filled with nudes…when you see girls walking on the street on their phone…that phone is FILLED with pics of their buttholes that they’d give out for free because they liked it…but that now they give out for free to get people to give them money for more hardcore shit…because why not monetize what you’re doing for free and broaden your audience you crave so much at the same time…this kill all birds with one stone win for all us lazy perverts into nudity.

One of their favorite creative pieces to do, since they are all followers trying to get followers and and do whatever is trending, it’s yet another brainwashing tactic in their social media lives…..to follow the trends…making many specific assholes rich because people aren’t spreading the wealth…all the same beauty, clothing, music is being consumed…by these drones…luckily part of their trending trends they need to hop on is this shit…getting naked online, the good old compare me clothed to what I look like naked….only the hot chick version and it’s fucking great.

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2020

Oct

Rihanna Does Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Rihanna runs or owns and has underpaid slaves, like a modern day Barbados sugar plantation, but that make lingerie instead of sugar cane….and her lingerie company has replaced all the other lingerie companies being the most relevant lingerie company because people are idiots and follow whatever celebrities tell them, now more than ever….

So last night, she partnered with Amazon Prime to do a fashion show event, like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, only on a streaming platform…where everyone watches TV…not entirely innovating…but who needs to be innovative when the audience are such morons…

We’ve been seeing her partner with a bunch of random trending celebs on social media, hiring them as her ambassadors…from Sydney Sweeney to Jojo to whoever the fuck else strategically breaks or builds off what Victoria’s Secret has done for 30 fucking years only to be swapped out because people still need lingerie…arguably more than ever because of slutty social media posts and instagram and only fans…bitches need variety…can’t wear the same thing twice…

So instead of making shitty pop music, the Barbadian has found a way to still cash the fuck in on her shitty pop music and as someone who has always been down with Rihanna…might as well make all you can with these simple minded idiots of the internet…

This is Rihanna possibly part of her streaming show…who knows…but she’s in fishnets…and we do FISHNET FRIDAY in these parts..

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2020

Oct

Camilla Belle Bikini Tits of the Day

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Brazilian fashion designer Cristina Gould’s daughter, Camilla Belle Routh, was raised in a Catholic home in Los Angeles where she developed a love for TELENOVELAS….thanks WIKIPEDIA you dick scuker…I was just using the wiki to see how old this bitch is because I remember when she was trending….which was long before she was 34…

She’s another Child Star, who got her start at the ripe old age of 10 years old, went onto do shit like Jurassic Park Lost World….and DISNEY shit called RIP GIRLS….which is about surfing not ripping girls…but the Disney Execs probably loved the name…perverts.

I thought she did more meaningful movies in the nerd scene, as it turns out she’s pretty fucking d-list…but that doesn’t mean you haven’t jerked off to her….or that you won’t jerk off to her now…she’s still a lady with ladyparts which is rarer and rarer these days…so take it in.

I don’t think this is an actual bikini top, probably a yoga top, it does say NAMASTE in the pic but the filters she’s got going on are the problem with the world, all these bitches basically erasing their old ass faces and putting animal ears, in the weirdest virtual furry erotica out there….

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