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2023

03

Nov

Britney Spears Posts Another Old Picture of the Day

This may be the boomer in me talking, but the highlight of celebrity pop culture in an era where there are no actual celebs, just manufactured bullshit like Taylor Swift and other old-timers who still mooch, is the Britney Spears conspiracy.

She posted a picture of her fat tits in a tied up t-shirt while rocking a covidiot mask under her chin, in what she claims was her trip to Maui last year when no one was wearing covidiot masks because they realized they were a bullshit like that just made you sick…

She also posted a picture that says with all of the knowledge that we have or that we have access to has made us dumb….which to me is just a reminder that she’s telling us we’re idiots in plain sight because she is duping us and by she I mean the team of people who act as Britney on her corporation’s behalf because they killed her off during the conservatorship, there is too much money available and she’s a liability when they don’t control the brand bro….I mean that or she’s institutionalized.

I could be wrong, I’m usually wrong, but a dead or institutionalized Britney makes more sense to me that the content stream she posts to her social media, that every content piece seems to be shot 5-10 years ago….or with a BODY double…

So keep the Britney Conspiracy alive, let them keep pushing her crazy as we wait for them to announce her “untimely death”….Whitney Houston…

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2023

03

Nov

Kara Del Toro is a Hot Bodied Instagram Model in a Tight Dress of the Day

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In tragic news, Kara Del Toro’s big tits aren’t flopping around in her bikini top as you’d probably like them to. She’s far more sophisticated than that you perverts, more than just a bikini model.

You see, she still wears tight dresses that are skimpy and show off her round ass in fuck me boots when either traveling europe or heading to Jury Duty for the Sam Bankman trial, unless she’s on her way to court to try to get out of a DUI the only way a girl knows how, by doing the Sharon Stone.

I don’t know anything about Del Toro, I don’t know anything about top level celebs, I just know how to stare at their bodies and sexualize them, which is really all you need to know

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2023

03

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about what style a panty is, I don’t even care who the panty is long, so long as it’s crusty and in my mouth, we’re fucking winning son.

Here are some full back panties we can hope these women are wearing for multiple days before selling them online to perverts like you, in what was my original online business idea, where I even sourced the full back panties and dollar store tuna and glue stick I was going to use, to run the scam of the century before eBAY or PAYPAL wouldn’t let me do it….it was 2001 or 2002 so the natural direction was to obviously start a blog that no one reads….

BUT yeah, period panties are fun cuz you know the girl wearing them has no respect for you, like when I worked as a stock boy at the pharmacy and the hot chicks would ask me for laxatives or other gross shit to remind me that they didn’t consider me human and fucking them wasn’t even a possibility…which made them all the hotter….

SO ME YOUR FULL BACK PANTIES like these bitches..

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2023

03

Nov

Jessica Simpson Posted her Pre Sober Crackhead Miss Piggy Pic for Attention of the Day

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Jessica Simpson re-posted some picture of what she is calling herself in November 2017, that she reposted November 2021, and reposted again November 2023 because I guess she’s proud of herself.

She wrote a whole paragraph about the situation that I will post here, I just don’t believe that the original influencer selling shitty product to the masses of retards. I didn’t bother read it, but it is probably about how she was fat and drinking and hated herself because her gay dad was too hard on her and life as a billionaire with an ex-pro athlete husband and bay daddy is rough…there’s just too much food and drink for a fat texan to consume….

You can read it for me, I got other shit to do….I just look at pictures bro and this one looks like staged after school special production of crackwhore mom in the trailer park turns tricks for money.

This person in the early morning of Nov 1, 2017 is an unrecognizable version of myself. I had so much self discovery to unlock and explore. I knew in this very moment I would allow myself to take back my light, show victory over my internal battle of self respect, and brave this world with piercing clarity. Personally, to do this I needed to stop drinking alcohol because it kept my mind and heart circling in the same direction and quite honestly I was exhausted. I wanted to feel the pain so I could carry it like a badge of honor. I wanted to live as a leader does and break cycles to advance forward- never looking back with regret and remorse over any choice I have made and would make for the rest of my time here within this beautiful world.

I can’t believe it has been 4yrs! It feels like maybe 2. I think that is a good thing. Ha. There is so much stigma around the word alcoholism or the label of an alcoholic. The real work that needed to be done in my life was to actually accept failure, pain, brokenness, and self sabotage. The drinking wasn’t the issue. I was. I didn’t love myself. I didn’t respect my own power. Today I do. I have made nice with the fears and I have accepted the parts of my life that are just sad. I own my personal power with soulful courage. I am wildly honest and comfortably open. I am free.

I guess she is trying to compare and contrast the now less fat, less bloated, less puffy, 6 year older, made up, face injected, probably on Ozembpic or an over-exerciser who still has some tit, but who is old as shit and looks like a different person that that bus station dweller she’s celebrating the death of in that fat lady track suit….must have been hard to pull off with all her resources, like she hasn’t done it before when Weight Watchers paid her 1,000,000 dollars to do it. YOU Don’t impress me JESSICA.

I prefer the tranny, structured, near menopause Texas mom look to the more disgusting version of herself, and I guess she does too because she keeps shaming that pig and rubbing the new her in her face. What a bitch.

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2023

03

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which is definitely not the most important day of the week, or even the most important post of the day, it’s just some good old fashioned lingerie or pantyhose that has been bastardized and over commercialized like sex toys because they sell that shit at grocery stores and pharmacies, so any white trash loser can grab a pair on discount.

Meaning, a lot of people you wouldn’t want to see in fishnets because they are fat and look like they are trying to strangle out their cellulite, like a whale caught in a trap off the east coast in the 1800s because the need the whale oil for fuel….

But it also means the occassional hot chick brings some fishnets to the internet to remind us that it’s not all fat goth trannies squeezing out their legs like they are trying to turn them into some sort of mountain range for their crabs to navigate on their thigh, like they are not stds but rather mountaineering exlporers….some fucking Sir Ernest Shackleton CRABS….motherfuckers.

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2023

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I am outdated because I am old and out of touch, if my technology is old and out of touch, or if it’s because everyone’s turned into a porn chick and aren’t repulsed by porn chicks, like they were supposed to be.

I’ve been doing this a long time and I remember the glory days when being a porn chick was like getting a face tattoo…no one would touch you except some real fucking sad and lonely people….

Now that being a porn chick is mainstream, like going to the mall, or wearing LULU Lemon, or whatever….it takes some getting used to and I’m slow to adapt…but we’re all just living in the PORN GAMES , which is like the Hunger Games, or Crying Games, with more dicks.

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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ISABELLE MATHERS
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Heather Graham’s Nip Slip in “Suitable Flesh”!
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19 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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The 7 Greatest Documentaries of All Time
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Jennifer Garner Gets Freaky This Christmas!
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Charlotte McKinney’s Daring Transformation as Mia Wallace: Those Spectacular Breasts Stole the Show!
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Disturbing compilation of dead meat still moving
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47 Fit Young Ladies Sporting Yoga Leggings
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How to get a chicken hypnotized
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Larsa Pippen Jordan in a Sheer Top!
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Heidi Klum Goes Nude!
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Compilation of the deadliest gangs in the world
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The final outcome of the first human head transplant
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The 5 Ways the System Keeps Americans Poor
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James Harden Shows Up in LA!
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Girls in Yoga pants
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Public bathroom fake poop prank is absolutely hilarious
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Camila Cabello Leggy for Halloween!
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Drunk people fails that are just too funny
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Mass rattlesnake killing contest is the ultimate form of cruelty
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Battle of the Salma Hayek Babes – Kim Kardashian VS Malu Trevejo!
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LSU Basketball Get a New Locker Room!
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Man pranks gang members by aggressively taking pictures of them
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Entire beach towel gets swallowed by a python
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10 Mysterious Places That No Longer Exist
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SNEAKING INTO CLOTHING FITTING ROOMS
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Busty Ema Super Stacked Brunette
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2023

02

Nov

Stella Hudgens Looks like a Cam Girl Pop-Up Ad of the Day

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I may be shitty at monetizing internet websites, but I am someone who has been using the internet for a long time and I am very aware of the ways other people monetize websites, which. include but aren’t limited to pushing cam websites…

So every now and then I get a pop up or a bullshit live feed of a cam girl, not just CAM ALL STARS FOR ALL YOUR CAM NEEDS and I see the preview videos and laugh because ultimate, cam girls are awesome and creative beings doing their version of cable access you can jack off to, and I appreciate it.

Stella put on her best cam girl outfit, which really is just taking pics on her webcam that look like she’s doing a live show, and she wore devil horns for the event that probably wasn’t even a cam show, but with these sex workers you never know!

I support a rich, sister of a super celebrity falling down into the depths of low level smut, looking like one of Andrew Tate’s girls at his cam girl house, making him rich…..because it’s just so funny….

She’s not eastern European or an obvious crackwhore, yet here she is sex working it…kind of amazing.

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2023

02

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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2023

02

Nov

Sahara Ray’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

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I saved these pictures of Sahara Ray last week when I first saw them, but then I forget that I even saw them and never posted them, which is probably a common theme in Sahara Ray’s life, forgotten….

That’s not to say that she doesn’t matter, or that her showing of her tits on isntagram isn’t important and meaningful work, it’s just that so many girls are doing it, it barely stands out as a story worth paying attention to, even though it includes tits.

You may not know who Sahara Ray is, but in early instagram, she was a tity model doing her instagram version of the UK Glamour model, with photographers and she basically inspired the likes of Em Rata into the pulling her tits out in a filtered image, because if you got big tits, use the big tits.

They all became millionaires off the tits, but Sarhara is a little more crackhead with the tits, her content still higher concept or hipster art with the tits, which I appreciate more than the sell out tits.

So forgotten, ignored, but never really forgotten thanks to the tits….on instagram last week.

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2023

02

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drop – the most hyped up sport since pickleball….

I don’t know why I view the titty drops as some sort of competitive sport, it is cleary just the hive mind seeing another girl do something, get attention or feedback for it, and jumping on board. It’s like when housewives get jealous of other housewives because of the high tech tupperware they just scored because their husband got a nice bonus at work. Keeping up with the Joneses shit.

Only better, because it’s not some FOMO or jealousy of some expensive item a bitch bought because a Kardashian promoted it, it’s actually scaled down and reduced to core human nature of men loving tit…so make them titties bounce and keep motherfuckers engaged…because some will throw money at you….we’re a lonely and desperate species made weak with the tit.

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