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2020

08

Sep

Jojo Continues the Lingerie Pics of the Day

No one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo. It seems like she’s so pumped to get half naked, maybe it is every girl’s dream to be told she’s good enough to be a lingerie model, even in this era of the barrier of entry isn’t so high, they pretty much let everyone model lingerie, even dudes…and not trans dudes…actual dudes…because the world doesn’t make sense.

Luckily, Jojo has these big tits to justify the campaign, you know as a popstar who was sold to the industry young, sexualized, spat out and off the radar for a long ass time, only to return with her tits we didn’t even know she had to re-sexualize them in a different format, capturing the attention of Rihanna and creating this masterful collboration she gets paid to show them tits..

I guess no one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo, except for some of her creeper fans, because you know you do….creeper

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2020

08

Sep

Sofia Richie Working on A Yeast Infection of the Day

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Sofia Richie is basically manipulating the media. She’s been tarnished by the Keeping Up with the Kardashian clan who adopted her and made her their own.

The big news I heard but didn’t google is that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is finally over, they say Kanye gave Kim the “Family or Show” ultimatum and she chose family, but it’s likely just a marketing ploy, plus they don’t need the show, they’ve already won hard…they just need their social media profiles…

That said….amazing news the show is over…but too little too late..these fucks will live on forever…monetizing and destroying a generation of minds..

That said….SOFIA RICHIE is one of the talents in their roster, they obviously have their hands in the careers of a bunch of people, it’s part of the hustle and it makes sense, some WWE shit where they OWN the people they put on.

All these idiots grew up together in Calabasas, so it makes sense that Will Smith’s kid is in on it too. These people have been going to each other’s parties since preschool or whatever rich daycare they went to.

So this is how they are MANIPULATING THE MEDIA….this time with her COHORT .or accomplice…partner in crime….JAYDEN SMITH…making a headline out of who gives a fuck what dicks Lionel Richie’s young useless Kardashian daughter puts up in her. But she is in a bikini

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She also posted these bikini pics from her 47th birthday..

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2020

08

Sep

Olivia Cockburn Wet and Wilde of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn doesn’t offend me with her acting, I actually thought she was way worse than she actually is. I do find it interesting that she is the Stepmother to January Jones’ fatherless child, because I am sure these hollywood types aren’t going to ruin the life of a kid, because they want nothing to do with the crazy bitch they knocked up….it is probably just not public information that Jason Sudeikis has a relationship with his own kid…I mean they can’t be that self involved…where cutting a check is enough…can they????

Anyway, as a fellow stepparent, I approve of her age appropriate swimsuit because she really doesn’t have a great body and not because she’s old and has a kid, but because she has midget limbs and if you’re a midget, you know what I mean..I guess if you know midgets, seen midgets, or even participated in midget tossing contests…you also know what I mean….

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2020

08

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Trying Not To Draw Attention to herself of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that the 40 something year old Victoria’s Secret model, who really only worked for Victoria’s Secret and didn’t do all that much else, but that apparently that was enough, because people put Victoria’s Secret on some pedestal of hottest bitches ever get hired by them…even though I like to think the gutter stripclub is where the hottest bitches ever get hired…you know cuz they suck dick for cheap….when you know this one’s very expensive…

That said, it is safe to assume that she’s made a ton of money and is going to stick to selling bikinis under her own brand name while she can, before realizing she’ll make more money with an Only Fans, where she’ll basically take advantage of poor sucker dudes who don’t stand a fucking chance with her tits, as all the Only Fans girls do…THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU MAN…

Plus when you’re Ambrosio, even OLD EDITION Ambrosio, there’s a line of rich dude willing to step in and support that ass and them titties…I mean she’s still looking great and I didn’t even give a fuck about her when she was in Victoria’s Secret, she was always just a “whatever to me” on a very RESILIENT whatever because she worked for those Human Trafficker Epstein Funders for 20 fucking years….but now she’s just working it for the paparazzi…in a CAMERA gets noticed, girl’s instinct of posing turns on….and you get to masturbate to all of it, you sick fuck.

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2020

08

Sep

Padma Lakshmi Bikini for 50 of the Day

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6 Days ago Padma Lakshmi posted some thirst trap and no one cared….

It’s an obvious cry for attention, bikini pics always are and this one was captioned “50 is the New 30” despite the dried up menopausal pussy, the consistent fighting to not put on pounds, the constant need for face injections or botox to maintain any level of hotness, because 50 is not the new 30, only 50 year olds say that…while 30 year olds look onto 50 year olds and say “get off my instagram boomer”….

The fact it was a Birthday Bikini reveal was a double dose of desperation, in part by crying for everyone to wish her a happy birthday WHILE telling her how great she is, because she knows 50 isn’t the new 30 and she’s old as fuck.

What I know about Padma Lakshmi is not the most positive and happy or uplifting thing about Padma Lakshmi….it is basically how she baited a dying billionaire into thinking her kid was his, in order to get the kid on the will, while the real dad was another billionaire from Dell Computers, who she claims the original billionaire dying of cancer knew about, like some kind of cuck…nothing like some sex worker you hired annoucing to the world after your death that you’re a fucking cuck…despite all your accomplishments in private equity that had him owning things like IMG….the biggest model agency at the time….where he could have found way better, less manipulative, mastermind sales people who I guess got their start watching their family selling hard at the convenience store or market.

Point being…she’s in a bikini, has old lady tits, 50 is not the new 30 and Padma is so irrelevant it takes 6 days for a motherfucker like me to notice…that’s what happens when you’re old…no one cares about your weak pelvic floor, your hot flashes, you more frequent colonoscopies to avoid inevitable cancers…and your pissing yourself when you laugh…as old ladies do..

I personally like seeing 50 year olds act their damn age and put on the damn one-piece, the sexualizing of themselves is just weird fetish shit I don’t subscribe to.

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2020

08

Sep

Upside Down Dove Cameron of the Day

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Dove Cameron who I prefer to call Dove Cambidextrous because you can jerk off to her shameless self promotion with both your hands….is some face filled freak destroyed by Disney.

Along with face fillers, the 24 year old has won a Daytime Emmy for her performance on some Disney Show called Liv and Maddie…and she’s also on some other show called the Descendents, which is not about the punk band….Milo Went to College the Musical….it’s probably some other Disney produced smut to brain wash the youth..

Like all Disney Kids at 24, she’s overly sexualized….and a multi-talented actor, singer and dancer…so along with shitty acting gigs, she’s also got a singing career for her millions of brain washed fans and perverts who follow her because she’s overly sexualized.

She’s a puppet, like all these other puppets and here are her titties…kinda…

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2020

08

Sep

Noah Cyrus Shaking Something of the Day

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I don’t think Noah Cyrus is hot, even with the face injections, she’s an ugly chick playing a hot chick, like 99 percent of girls of social media…it’s all lies…

She is better than the other ugly girls on social media trying to get attention through her nudity, half nudity, twerking….because she’s a CYRUS and in being a Cyrus she’s got access to anything she fucking wants in her privilege life….not just because of her sister and her dad who obviously had to give her all kinds of affirmations when Miley was getting famous and she remained the weaker sister…..so she’s got a lot of confidence on the surface, but I am sure a lot of feeling of inadequacies because clearly she’s rather be Miley, out here making music, doing shoots, being an influencer, pumped that Miley is her sister and she’s got that hook to get people to notice her, but probably self hating because of it….

She looks like Bunny The Goddess when she dances:

Only Bunny is way fucking cooler….

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2020

08

Sep

Bebe Rexha Fitness Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, the fat at busty attention seeking narcissist who I guess really believed her own hype when deciding to launch a pop career at 30, which takes some level of delusion, or confidence, depending on who you ask, especially since she was about 50 pounds heavier than this when she decided to do the pop thing…..

She wasn’t a random fat 30 year old who wanted to be a popstar, she was actually at one time a 20 year old who got signed, only to become a hit maker for other popstars, which I guess reaffirmed that she could make hits for herself, getting her that confidence in a “Now or Never”….but it’s still a bold move even in these INCLUSIVE times….

She’s out here working out her big fat girl titties because health is wealth and I’ll never shit on a fat girl trying to get skinny. it’s actually the hottest a fat girl can be, as a fat man, I know that takes work, discipline commitment and all that….so get it Bebe Rexha as we all watch and stare at that big ass, even if we don’t like big girls on their own, independent of fitness, but seeing them fighting to get skinny, is the closest they can get to porn for the fat shamers like myself….

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2020

08

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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New feature alert….TINY TITS because I am into tits of all sizes and have always been….I never thought small tits were any less valuable or important than big tits…if anything I was always drawn to smaller tits because they usually came with a better, more fit, skinny body…while sloppy tits, unless you find a unicorn, come with a sloppy body…

Point being, we don’t discriminate here, but if we were some massive mainstream success story of the internet that wasn’t cancelled back in 2004 when we first launched….all the insanity I’ve posted here over the years would surely tell a different story about the kind of person the annoying people of social media decide to slaughter without actually knowing them or the context of what they say….

We are inclusive…all humans are seen as equally shit, but all tits are seen as equally awesome…so here are some Tiny Tits on a Tuesday…hopefully…I remember this amazing, life changing, compilation….

They call this hashtag #IBTC – Itty Bitty Titty Committee…if you’re into sourcing small tits of your own….or you can look at these ones…..even though some of the small tits aren’t even that small…imposters moving in on small titty turf…appropriating….due to their dysmorphia……