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2020

25

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Shaun White Get Their Ocean Fuck On of the DAy

Shaun White may be a “cool” snowboard / skateboard dude worth 100 million dollars or more thanks to GoPro Sponsorships and winning every fucking Snowboard event harder than any other Snowboarder because he took it seriously…but he is one ugly looking dude….but an ugly looking dude who’s sticking his dick in some d-list level actress from Canada via Romania who was lucky enough to score Vampire Diaries after she did Degrassi back home….now living the life of celebrity and luxury….and together they can build snowmen and igloos together, you know since Dobrev is of the North….but for now they are looking like a middle aged white trash couple that saved enough money working their shitty jobs to get a chance to hit an All Inclusive resort because of all the great deals at COVID, finally getting into the ocean for the first time, where naturally, they need to see how it feels to stick the dick in with all that salt water…..

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2020

25

Aug

Lucy Hale’s Bikini for the Weirdos of the day

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Karen Lucille Hale freaks me out because she has no waist to hip ratio which in a world of Kardashian looking bodies, where girls are getting the fat sucked out of their stomachs and injected into their asses and hips, it seems pretty boylike…

That could be why she’s such a hit at the CW, where she’s had 2 or 3 shows since Pretty Little Liars on the map, you know since Hollywood is perverted and into that Tom Hanks shit…

I do know that I do like skinny girls and I don’t need a fake ass or tits to appreciate a look, but as someone who isn’t a fan of Lucy Hale and who doesn’t find her hot, it’s all very boring…

Not to mention, if you don’t have hips or a waist, should you really wear bikini bottoms that go up to your neck, I mean I’ve watched Oprah Episodes in the 90s about bathing suit cuts for weird bodies, but I’m not sure the approach they take with little boy bodies, I’m going to assume something smaller though…

The now 31 year old has been acting since she was 15, and I guess lucky for her, her body still looks 15, but not in a good way…in a “did you hit puberty or did you miss that whole thing due to trauma from being sold to the industry”.

I don’t have the answers, just the pics and they aren’t that good.

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2020

25

Aug

Kira Kosarin’s Inception Bikini Selfie Inside a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Thirst trapping takes work…you gotta get all creative with your nudity and when people lack any creative vision the best they can do is have a pic taken of them taking a pic of themselves in a bikini to showcase just how vapid and useless these narcissistic attention seekers are. They all want an audience and getting naked or half naked on the internet seems to be the goto hustle for that audience…whether you’re a Barista, cam girl, celebrity, or random slut….half naked on social media is what you do….and when you’re really serious about your attention seeking you set you life up like a TV studio with 8 cameras to capture you from every fucking angle imaginable…this is a “Go to Camera 2 for the wide shot” moment…and it’d probably be better if I knew who Kira Kosarin was…but do we really need to know who any of these people are as we stare at their pussy in a bikini bottom because THEY want us to?

Posted in:Kira Kosarin

2020

25

Aug

Chantel Jeffries Cast in Rihanna’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is more than just a clown face, muppet faced “influencer” who got famous early on instagram for being a shameless slut, she’s also a vagina that has been passed around pro athletes and Diplo for as long as she’s been a muppet faced “influencer”…because accomplishments come in all varieties and sometimes being a half naked stripper looking bitch who gets brand deals and gets to fuck pervert rich guys for fun or money is the peak…

I like the way she puts her pussy first, maybe not hygienically, or in a health and safety way, but in this picture the pussy is the closest thing to the camera to show all that Fenty Savage detailing….but more importantly as a reference to the fact that her pussy is her number 1 asset….

She’s just Florida trash via North Carolina and sometimes that’s all you need to be..at least for Rihanna to use you to help sell panties…because everyone wants in on what Rihanna’s got!

Posted in:Chantel Jeffries

2020

25

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Puffy Nipples of the Day

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The Rock claims that Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber are going to have a baby in 2021, because she’s either pregnant or The Rock is part of Usher’s sex ring with kids from Youtube where he’s kept in touch with the victim of abuse that no one seems to acknowledge because they are so impressed by the amount of hits and money he’s made…all from being some kid from Canada with a mom ready to whore him out…

Unless I misquoted The Rock because I probably misquoted The Rock and actually like The Rock and doubt he’d be in on that creepy Usher shit….not to mention, I only read headlines and don’t care to dig deeper, especially not on some slut who pretends to be a Christian, because when you’re a Christian you can be a slut as long as you repent for your sins to your lord Jesus….and I never really respected her whole public approach to social media as a bootleg Kardashian who would get the jobs that couldn’t afford the Hadid’s and the Jenners….not that she needed the jobs because her dad Stephen probably made sure her credit card was always paid despite being a loser in his own right….forcing her to marry her childhood crush, because you know she had Bieber posters on her wall and went to all his shows and the rumor is he even popped her cherry when she was 16….which for a Christian would make their marriage make sense…and for a stalker groupie…it also makes their marriage make sense….as Bieber gets some hot chcik to abuse because he’s a fucking brat and she takes it because she’s that much of a fan, that into the lifestyle as a Bieber wife and is there in solidarity with god….and will stand by her man until he dumps her and gives her half of everything…because it’s a good deal for a mooch spoiled rich kid who has a lifestyle she wants to keep up…but hasn’t been able to because she doesn’t make as much with her IG modelling, at least not before the Bieber marriage elevated her profile…

Point being, her nips are hard in a tank top…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin

2020

25

Aug

Caylee Cowan Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Professional Paris Hilton Sex Tape Vendor and costar, who is also known for marrying Pam Anderson – TWICE, but also known for marrying Shannon Doherty before her breast cancer, an who also married Elizabeth Daily, the voice of Tommy Pickles in the Rugrats cartoons you sick fuck… Rick Salomon…is banging these tits…

Rick Salomon, isn’t just about failed marriages and sex tapes, but also about playing poker with all the rich celebs, where he clearly beats them hard enough to travel on yachts and private jets, because there’s some underground poker rings where these idiots all throw in a million dollars a game and dude walks away with 5-10 million dollars in one night…..cash money….they call that sitting at the right table..

He’s also about sugar baby tits…from aspiring actresses just trying to live their best LA life despite not earning that much money….only to find 52 year old men to mooch off of…for the pics…or the payout…it’s a global pandemic….girl needs to survive..

So I don’t think that makes Cowan the next Pam Anderson, I mean Salomon is old now….but if you google the Paris Sex Tape you can visualize or collage what Cowan shoves in her 22 year old mouth….and asshole….after Rick gets his Viagra dose..

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Posted in:Caylee Cowan

2020

25

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Panty Dance of the Day

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Her name is Jade Chynoweth she’s a 22 year old “Dancer” and “Actress” who has been in some movies like Batman VS Superman, but more hilariously lame a Step Up (Stomp the Yard) series on Youtube based on the lame as fuck Step Up that didn’t need an offshoot or spinoff series…yet for some reason, it happened and people got more rich off it….probably similar to the whole Hamilton crazy that I’ve seen clips of and hated every second of that appropriating shit…yet that Juan Migueal Lin Manual motherfucker made 75 million last year for it…reminding me that it probably took him the same amount of time I spend blogging in a week to write that shit….

POINT BEING…any dancer who isn’t working as a stripper disappoints me, it’s like they broke through because the world likes dance, at least that’s what TikTok taught me and the fact that girls who dance can make it without stripping, and I mean REALLY MAKE IT, some of the top TikTok girls are making 5 million a year to lip sync and gyrate their teen bodies that should be considered criminal on some sex offender shit but for some reason the world views it as fine….

Anyway, dancers, once you get past the cringe of watching them dance, are fit, have stamina and can ride a dick better than a fat slob…so keep that in mind watching this Jade bitch…

here she is at the lake..

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Posted in:Jade Chynoweth

2020

25

Aug

Lilly Allen Bikini Tits of the Day

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Lilly Allen is some rich kid who got some record deal and had a few hit songs back when only a handful of people were producing music at that level and the whole industry was controlled by evil corporations who decided who we would be exposed to musically…

I always found her a doughy pile of shit and my highlight of Lily Allen content came when she announced a pregnancy, broke up with the guy she was pregnant with and conveniently ended up with a “Miscarriage” or socially accepted code for ABORTION….the people went nuts that I’d make fun of a girl who had a miscarriage, motherfucker, I’ll make fun of anything….even when they end up having kids and they come out retarded….vile polluted womb shit…that’s my right, don’t shame me, stop discriminating me, support me in all my inappropriate behavior, because if you don’t then you are judging me and that’s against the general rule of society where all fucked up disorders are praised and celebrated….and I guess where bikini pics of even the nastiest bitches who see that they get more engagement since we are all perverts don’t get blocked for being vile and a terrible message for the youth that they too can be doughy pieces of shit in bikinis on the internet like they are hot chicks- so that they don’t have to get actual jobs because inclusivity…

I am not a fan of zero hotness acting hot. I find it offensive….appropriation….it’s the BLACKFACE by not frowned upon like it should be…in a “why is that nasty bitch acting like a hot chick, despite clearly not being hot”….APPROPRIATION!!!

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Posted in:Lily Allen

2020

25

Aug

Rowan Blanchard Being Gay of the Day

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The new generation is pretty annoying on social media, you know with their whole trying to celebrate and respect every possible deformity or issue a person could have, fighting judgemental people and shaming, all while not actually caring. It’s the product of the inclusivity, everyone gets a trophy, no one gets failed, socialist approach to life….

BUT THE GOOD NEWS is that while it is annoying on social media, the reality is that none of these people fucking care about fairness, beyond on social media and in conversation, and the reason they are actually so inclusive is because they are so self involved and can’t be bothered with anything but themselves…so as they celebrate black trans lives…they don’t actually care…but they’d probably fuck a black trans just to show how inclusive and caring they are…when really they are just deep rooted perverts raised on porn…

Or in Rowan Blanchard’s case, raised on being sold to the entertainment industry, having no identity thanks to being conditioned or groomed by the industry, so at 18 and on her own she’s doing that teen rebellion you’d expect most girls to go through at 14, but this one couldn’t because she was on TV and had to act the part for the sake of the fucking family…

So as she navigates the current climate, obviously for manipulation of her audience that is into the hairy armpit, genderless, inclusivity speak…they all are…she’s out in a thong making out with her girlfriend…and it looks like an identity crisis, but at 18, it’s probably going to pave the way to more weirdness…and you can’t expect much more since she started at the age of 5….and is obviously going to be deeply fucked in the head because of it.

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Posted in:Rowan Blanchard

2020

25

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Side Boob for Kobe Bryant of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is on some Field of Dreams shit, which is weird since Field of Dreams is a UNIVERSAL PICTURES produced movie, and if you know anything about white trash amusement parks in Florida, they two are mutually exclusive….no overlap…if you believe that…which I don’t…because Disney is evil and owns basically everything…melding your weak peasant minds with family programming…

But yeah, she’s on some Field of Dreams shit, not because she’s supporting KOBE on some KOBE day that seems so ridiculous to me, you know let a motherfucker die in peace you self absorbed LA idiots who for whatever reason feel connected to the motherfucker….on some Field of Dreams shit because if you build the archive of slutty content, they will come….we will come….or at least look at the recently dumbed 30 year old trying to make it as an influencer realizing how much of a joke it is to be an influencer.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens