2020
14
Aug
Here’s some Brooke Burke weirdness outlining how her body makes no sense when displayed in a bikini next to that old weathered neck and face….knowing that both have probably had some surgery…her fitness and low bodyfat is almost comparable to a 20 year olds body, not the average 20 year old, because they are all lazy, empowered and into fat, but still…a very confusing contrast.
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2020
14
Aug
Fishnets are another one of these viral moments that young girls trying to become sex workers because that’s the trend, which is far more interesting when I was a kid and the trend was getting a retail job, maybe a bar job for the more wild hot girls, a camp councillor job for the weirder more maternal girls….but getting naked for money was always frowned upon, except amongst the French Canadian women who saw it as a back-up plan and probably still do because strip clubs and massage parlors are part of their culture…the smaller the town, the more full service the club, meaning we basically have brothels being run out here and the girls working them are actually hot chicks…it’s weird….but not as weird as getting naked on the internet for hits, which is OBVIOUS tactic to get seen on the internet, but I just never thought it’d be so accepted by the mainstream…I also knew about GRINDER before TINDER ripped them off and always thought “Girls would never join a hook-up app” because I always saw women as the keeper of sex, sometimes into sex, but always hard to get and “lady-like” about sex….while dudes were the tongue dragging on the ground neanderthals going “tits”….but I was wrong…girls are actually lazy whores who get a thrill out of being jacked off to and once the mainstream embraces that, the followers jump in on it, and we end up with 10000s of daily pics of girls showing off pantyhose, assholes, insertion pics, it’s pretty wild times…
I do think it’s a great advancement of man, but I also think it’s fucking crazy, even though I’ve always known girls are into sex, and being ‘naughty’, just not at the level of giving up free pics for validation that we’ve got going on today. Narcissism, instagram fame, the kardashians, Miley, all these things created so much good in terms of nudity being uploaded to the internet, but bad in terms of a morally void society of idiot followers…because I kind of liked when nudes were hard to come by…it made them easier to cum to….not that I’d ever denounce the importance of all bitches getting naked online…but modest is the hottest…
That said, fishnet friday, fuck yourself.
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Posted in:Fishnets
2020
14
Aug
Elizabeth Hurley is yet another geriatric pussy out on the town with her tits out trying to maintain the hot thing because it is all she knows and basically the foundation of her existence of being some sugar baby model who attaches herself or her vagina to the dicks of the rich and famous to secure monthly payments to continue her enchanted life, because behind every rich as s shit model is some loser dude financing her…
At 100 years old, she’s still delivering the bikini pics to sell her bikini collection with the help of her tranny son who’s dad just jumped off a building and that I assume will result in her tranny son getting a solid billion dollar inheritance he’ll take care of mummy with….you know he is her bikini photographer, they call it an instagram boyfriend, but when you’re a narcissist, family members become sex toys, so who really knows what’s going on there….
I just know that despite being old as shit, she’s still hot, still has tits, knows her place in the world and that’s always a good thing when the place in the world is showing off tits.
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Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley
2020
14
Aug
On/Off is the trending content idea and girls everywhere seem to be jumping on it. It’s nothing new, I remember On/Off pictures from years ago, but amateur porn from back in the day was something I loved because I like raw and real human experience and I thought that people posting nudes were weirdos and they usually were, their pics were always in ghetto ass white trash rooms, and the women were always middle aged and disgusting….so for an old school pervert like me, seeing ALL girls from the internet trying to make it through porn, because it’s the easy route, is pretty hilarious…with MORE people than ever trying to get internet famous, more people than ever are getting naked online…they basically created this movement over the years of celebrating sluts and now every 18 year old on her birthday is launching into sex work…and that’s hilarious…
So as someone who likes flashing, here’s some on/off and it gives some context to the flashing…
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2020
14
Aug
It takes a certain level of pussy fatness to make a pussy cameltoe a pair of sweatpants no matter how hard the girl in the sweatpants pulls them up inside her, because you’d think the thick cotton jersey fabric would be too much for a pussy lip to eat….or to fall on either side of…
But Madison Beer is an enigma, capable of so many pussy tricks, like she’s some kind of Flea Circus, all thanks to her mom whoring her out to the world so hard that they got a free record deal despite not putting out records for the underage dirt they must have on people who showed interest in her when she was underage…
As you know girls who were sexualized at a young age often end up in sex work, unless they were sexualized on Youtube by their moms, in which case they end up rich as shit and able to get pics by the paparazzi they target for press to capture…all while not releasing any music worth listening on said record deal because it’s just there so so doesn’t run off and tattle on the perverts behind her career.
From what I heard, she was signed by Bieber, and that Bieber was signed / ripped apart by Usher, in a whole fucking creepy hollywood experience that would explain the mom level of abused pussy Madison Beer is rocking at a young age despite not being a mom…one so beat up that it eats sweatpant fabric….huge.
I wonder if this would be considered pussy shaming….is that a movement, let’s get that started so girls everywhere show off their pussy for empowerment because pussy, even when eating sweat pant material is fun to stare at!
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Posted in:Madison Beer
2020
14
Aug
Rose Byrne is a 41 year old Australian actress who I guess gets confused for being hot…She’s b4en in a bunch of movies but I still don’t really know who she is…but I do see her in an age appropriate, or mom appropriate bikini that is pulled up to her fucking neck as she humps the air, clearly trying to achieve orgasm from the wind, as all horny girls do…
I am a firm believer that you shouldn’t be jerking off to 41 year old women, but realize the average age of the one guy on this site is about 73 and to him 41 is jailbait…it’s unfortunate when you’re blogging career that once got you featured in a Magazine you were bigger than in terms of web traffic, becomes an old folks home act, but that just the life I’ve chosen.
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2020
14
Aug
Ariana Grande is some white girl who spray tans herself to some Kardashian level while wearing giant wigs, to give her 4 foot tall underdeveloped body an aesthetic that I guess worked for her so well that she got busted on hating America in a Donut shop and didn’t get cancelled, she had a terrorist attack kill a bunch of her fans at a concert and didn’t get cancelled for the devil work that she does, then her boyfriend committed suicide in some drug overdose like an idiot, because everything around her is just fucking shit…not to mention she was likely sold to the industry, Nickelodeon or Disney at a young age by her trashy opportunistic mom, and who the fuck knows what kind of deep damage that did, but throughout it all, she’s been mistaken for being hot, and seeing her on all fours, in a getting fucked from behind by a big old dick, while laying on something that looks like a tongue, riding the tongue if you will…in some fetish gear, that short skirt and gogo boots is fetish gear….it’s weird.
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Posted in:Ariana Grande
2020
14
Aug
Noah Cyrus is some troll bitch who was lucky enough to be born a Cyrus, sister of clickbait Miley and daughter of One Hit Wonder Billy Ray and some cocktail waitress he knocked up early into the Achy Breaky fame…
The reason she’s lucky to be a Cyrus is really because it puts her on the map for no reason beyond being a Cyrus. People only give a fuck about her because of her famous relatives, but luckily for her, that can eventually make her famous too….famous for nothing, sure, but that’s basically what this coddled generation is into…a song and dance viral hit and a 100 million dollar a year Youtube deal all for taking selfies reaffirms that for most of these idiots…and good for them…all that money validates what they already knew about themselves…not that Noah is in on that 100 million a year Youtube Money…but she’s of the same generation of entitled enough to cash in on just being herself.
Plus her family obviously spent a lot of time hyping her up, they call them positive affirmations, to off-set the fact that she’s the troll sister, the ugly one, the monster….in a way that she doesn’t know that she’s the troll sister, because they hyped her up that much…
So seeing her simulate getting fucked from behind is pretty standard fare for an attention seeker trying to breakout of the fame she’s got for being Miley’s Sister as she attempts to be more famous for her own accomplishments – like simulating sex on the internet…by some dude who’s just there because she’s a CYRUS and not because he find her hot….because like her, he wants those followers too…it’s a currency amongst idiots.
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Posted in:noah cyrus
2020
14
Aug
Emma Watson’s lawyer has emailed the site with threats of legal action in the past, I think I posted some leaked pics of her trying on a bathing suit and they were acting like she was inserting cured meat into her ass or Harry Potters ass while crushing baby chickens with her heels on, like some kind of BDSM fetish video gone wrong…she was literally just trying on bathing suits for her stylist…so I basically wrote this bitch off then, any quick to lawyer cunt trying to edit the internet is an enemy of mine….because that goes against all my feelings towards the internet, who has been a friend, a shitty friend, but a friend none the less all these years…
So I will not claim this is Emma Watson with her tits out tanning like a European because she is a European, I mean was until BREXIT, while she hangs in some beach resort town on the Mediterranean….
I will say that an Italian magazine posted these pics, so it’s likely her…which to the excitement of her fans, who are very creepy in part because they like Harry Potter wizard shit, something that should by default put you on a watch list, but also because you know they watched a 15 year old Emma Watson eagerly waiting until she turned 18 to jerk off to her…because that’s how their crush worked out…right…sure…you sick fucks.
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Posted in:Emma Watson
2020
14
Aug
Side Lip, is supposed to be like side boob, but for pussy lip and I’m into that as a concept…as it turns out a lot of people are into it as a practice…because there are 100s of pics of girls showing their pussy lip cleavage because I guess it’s not showing their full pussy lip, so it isn’t slutty, it’s just showing how fat their outer lip is and that’s socially acceptable behavior in this world of everyone being a sex worker…
I am all for random people connecting with random challenges on the internet to show off their bodies in a way that they feel they have the social support to show as dudes cheer them on and other girls compete with them over who has the best side lip, or titty drop, or asshole behind thong…it’s a brilliant time on the internet…
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