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2020

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I suggest you get off the computer….nothing good will come from the internet…they are brainwashing you, dividing you, making you fight with everyone…even the porn is shit…you have no use for internet…just go back to the 80s motherfucker and use your imagination while sniffing your mom’s panties for your jerking off you sick fucks…

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Here are some stepLINKS….fuck.

Salma Hayek’s Bikini Espresso
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Jude Law’s Daughter Iris in Lingerie Looking Amazing
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Wanda Icardi Puts Her Curves on Display at the Outdoor Shower
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Cardi B Channels Pam Anderson…
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty in a Bikini
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Russian Swimmer Yulia Efimova Does Her Best Baywatch Run Along the Beach in Malibu
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Hailey Bieber in a Tank Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio Braless in a Tank Top!
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Twitch Streamer’s Naked Selfies
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Nina Dobrev makes a Dick Joke
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Model Gabby Scheyen Wet in the Woods!
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Australian Rules Football Player Gets Suspended After His Girlfriend Breaks His Team’s Bubble
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Jordyn Jones in Bike Shorts
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Wrestler with No Legs kills It
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Truckers Put an End to High Speed Chase
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Jetpack Joyride….
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Skinny Kelly Osbourne
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Selena Gomez Makes Souffle
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Bella Thorne’s a Screenwriter
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Phillies Pitcher Jose Alvarez Finishes Play After Taking a Line Drive to the Dick
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Video Game Themes that Sound Too Familiar
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NixxDee – Everything You Need to Know About this Plus Sized Model
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Blindfolded Rubiks Cube World Record
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Skaters Take On Grocery Store
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Billie Eilish is Anti-Trump and Like We All Need to Listen to a 18 Year Old Viral Rich Kid Musician from the Internet’s Take on Politics and American Values…Weird. She’s probably getting paid for this.
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Kendall Jenner’s Busty Bikini Show
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Sailor Brinkley Wedgie!
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Motorbike Avoids Crash
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Vin Diesel Vs Jeremy Clarkson….
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini in the Ocean
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Model Daphne Groeneveld Nude in Numero
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Popcorn Popping at 100,000 Frames per Second
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Throwback Thursday – Margaret Quarry Nude!
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Hot Bikini Model You’ve Never Heard Of!
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Holly Sonders Hit the Beach in a Bikini and Made a Sand Castle Boobie
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1890s Paris at 60 frames per second
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Thirst Trap Thursday Tantot Sisters!
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Ryan Lochte’s Playboy Playmate Wife Kayla Reid Enjoying Vacation in Her Bikini
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Christina Milian – Boobs in Lingerie Video
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ireland Baldwin in a Crazy Lingerie Top
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Maria Sharapova Sports Bra Workout
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Jennifer Lahmers in a Bikini
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Sofia Richie in Leggings with a Hot Ass Cameltoe
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hot in a Dress
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Ambrosio Hard Nips in a Titty TOp
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Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage in a Dress
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in Bike Shorts
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Jennifer Aniston Looking Like Shit
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Kaley Cuoco Out on a Walk
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Lindsey Vonn in Shorts
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Sofia Richie Playing Tennis
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Nasty Charli XCX getting Gas
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This Girl is on X-Games Mode….
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7 Things You can do in Quarantine
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Skid Row
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Lesbian Teachers – LOL
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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FIT GIRLS
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17 People Havihitty Days
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Great Butthole
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Thick NURSE
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Ugly Hopster – Hot Fucking Body
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Busty AMateur Out for a Run
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Is this Evolution?
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TITS OUT LADIES!
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19 Year Old Porn Chick
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Vintage Monica Bellucci Nudes
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Titties Under the Covers….
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AMazon Deliver Guy Gets Blown
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2020

20

Aug

Rita Ora’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora’s still being BOGGED Down by the Global Pandemic so hard she’s socially distancing in s 25,000 dollar per night Villa in Greece, when not on some rich person’s luxury yacht, because that’s how scenester groupies work when they sign a record deal, do the celeb thing, and milk it fucking hard by going to every event and appearance to troll the world into thinking she’s legit famous….it’s all a marketing scam, but people like being around people with followers or visibility…whether they can make money off them or not…it’s just the rich person circuit and she’s a part of it.

Someone should tell her that bikini pics shouldn’t be taken while sitting ever….and that her old sloppy ass body would be better off standing…so long as there’s a bikini top strong enough to support those fat sagging tits…because they can’t stay perky forever….but she still looks good to me.

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2020

20

Aug

Kaia Gerber Transitions to Lesbianism of the Day

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Edgy. She says Pink is Punk, but it’s also what she likes to dive her face into now that that creepy fuck Cara Delevingne has groomed her, to suck the soul out of her, in her weird young girl sex parties she has, because no one ever takes down predator lesbians, at least not until recently, when Ellen got some trouble, but when Ellen has been creepy for fucking ever….

I guess this is some kind of rebellion that involves making herself look nothing like her mom, which is the one thing she had going for her, probably some sabotage or protest of all the grooming her mom did with her before Cara moved in…because you know Cindy Crawford is a stage parent…

She’s going to inherit a real shit ton of money thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford and her dad being a George Clooney groupie who created a billion dollar Tequila brand that they sold off…so anything she does is basically just ways to occupy her time…rather than actually do anything of substance…unless you think getting cold sores is of substance…I mean it is from substances..

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2020

20

Aug

January Jones – Fuck Me Boots Want You to Vote of the Day

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Celebrities are such fucking puppets…and this is January Jones attempting to do some mind control because she assumes she’s got some level of clout or power because she’s convinced perverts into letting her on the TV shows…it’s not all that exciting…

But she wants you to vote, because celebrities are part of the mind control, brainwashing organizations, they sit on the front lines and in efforts to get you to vote, she’s posted what looks like a 40 year old mom ass in some old lady panties in some VOTE Fuck me Boots that are probably not designed to push voter registration amongst the pervert following, but are probably from some anal sex party she had when pregnant with Jason Sudeikis baby.

What I am trying to say is that January Jones has found social media in the pandemic and posts smut because that’s the kind of girl she is…which is why she’s a celebrity.

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2020

20

Aug

Olivia Holt is Looks Like Everyone Else of the Day

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This is some textbook cookie cutter shit…templated to be a star…not that I know who Olivia Holt is, but she looks every other girl …From Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha, Kelsea Ballerini, Debby Ryan, Joey King, Selena Gomez, even Bella Thorne….

I do have facial recognition blindness, so I wouldn’t take my word for it, even though my friend Steve thinks my facial recognition blindness is bullshit and just something I say when writing the site, but it is actually true, everyone, even people I know….look the fucking same to me…humans…all fucking drones from space who don’t realize they are insects in the grand scheme of the universe…

What I will say is that I do notice some basic features on faces and that all of these trending sluts have the same features…like some casting director at Disney, I googled her, she is from Disney… had very specific tastes or like all these girls get the same face injections, wear the same make-up style, and luckily for you the muppet look is pretty similar to a living and breathing sex doll look and since you’ve only had sex with a sex doll, this must feel like home…homo.

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2020

20

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Get out in the sun you white ass bitches….but then again I have seen black women with tanlines because Tanlines are inclusive….unlike COVID which has no eyes but is still racist or some other aspirational catch phrase for all you fags to jack off to…

I know that there are Tanline fetishists and I guess I am a fan of the tanline too in a show us where your clothes were when you were out in the sun by getting naked…and naked is always better than clothed…

Plus, tanlines, like FACETUNE and other strategic measures women put in place, can totally change their bodies by framing them out, making them look cut, or like they have more of a booty than they do, in some subliminal messaging, optical illusion, we don’t fucking care, so long as they are naked…and what it comes down to is that it reminds me of FLORIDA and it is hot..

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2020

20

Aug

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Danish Make a Wish Foundation survivor who’s wish was to get onto Sports Illustrated Swim before dying from her lack of a chromosome, at least that’s what her forehead is telling me, is still doing the bikini model thing, since it is easy and basically the only thing she’s ever done and unlike Genevieve Morton, who has only done Sports Illustrated Swim also, Agdal did it right….if fucking Leo DiCaprio is making to most of being in Sports Illustrated….before landing with Christie Brinkley’s pervert son into Sports Illustrated models because his mom is one and rich people all like to fuck their moms or at least girls who have the same lack of work ethic by being given handouts for being half naked in magazines their entire working life….

Point being, she’s fit, she’s still trying as she pretends to be 28 years old…but she still looks Down with Syndrome to me so I’ve named her bikini thonged ass – CORKY.

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2020

20

Aug

Alison Brie Underboob of the Day

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Alison Brie Schermerhorn Franco (because she’s married to Dave Franco) and Brie is a cheese not a last name, where as Schermerhorn is also a name that you’d probably want off the Marquee if your goal was to be an actor, not because of it’s ethnic implications, we support all heritage so long as there are tits….but because Schermerhorn is far too many letters but more importantly not sexy at all….unless you’re into that sort of thing…

I know that Alison Brie is a favorite amongst the nerds and I am not even sure why. I’ve scanned her IMDB and I assume she won most people over on COMMUNITY, but I never saw the saw. She was also in Mad Men, but I never saw that either. For someone who watches TV all fucking night and day, I haven’t seen any of the hits….

Then she’s in GLOW about girl wrestling, which means dudes have jacked off to her there and probably everywhere because that’s the legacy celebs have…countless weirdos jerking off to them….and here’s some fuel to that fire with under tit of the 37 year old….

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2020

20

Aug

Sofia Richie Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

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Do you technically need to call a cameltoe a KamalaToe now that Kamala Harris is up for Vice Presidency…or should we just stick to PUSSY DEFINITION…something that pre-COVID you’d see every time you left the house, but that you’d probably see every time you leave the house now, because of the popularity of ATHLEISURE-WEAR, now more than ever since everyone works from home and the fact that girls are still leaving the house, living life normally, the pandemic may be a bit of an inflated lie, because no one I know has it and no one outside seems to be getting it…..but more importantly…girls clearly want people seeing their fucking pussy through their pants and that’s always exciting…

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s daughter who instead of going to school to become a doctor or scientist or anything of value, because when you’re going to inherit a billion dollars from a lucrative singing career, you don’t need those formalities to think you’re worthy or a contributor to society…you just need to call Kris Jenner, ask her to manage you, place you on the show, build your social so the dream of being famous for nothing that all these LA brats have gets filled….like their pussies…by leggings…or rich cock…or inanimate objects in efforts to fill the void of their depressing, but rich, lives…

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2020

20

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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When you’ve got titties…you gotta make them drop…I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with them than show them off…especially when everything else about you is nasty….that’s not to say all titty drops aren’t created equally, because they are…they all come from the good place at the center of a woman’s soul that makes her want to show her tits…it’s just to say…some of these titty drops are great tits on some nasty….and some are some nasty tits on some nasty…but as a feminist I am here to celebrate all women doing titty drops on the internet as a protest against the misogyny as they try to get dudes to sign up to their membership sites…

Empowerment, de-sexualize the tit, all those good things that bring us SO much fucking tit…because tit is a currency, it’s like bitcoin only easier to understand…and celebriating the tit for all it’s functional non sexual purposes is always a great and empowering time.

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