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2020

21

Aug

Jojo With the Tits Out of the Day

I don’t think anyone likes Jojo being a brand ambassador or lingerie model more than Jojo herself…

There was a build up to her comeback, that has been ongoing for at least a few years now, and that build up exponentially improved when she realized “I should use these fat tits to get more attention”….and within months of flashing her full tits, you know to get people INTO what she’s actually about, then hopefully they’ll listen to her songs accidentally while looking at tits…

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2020

21

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley – Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is bringing it….for her trans son who hasn’t been beat up like the black trans people all the girls on instagram are really upset about today…but his dad did just commit suicide and he likely inherited a couple 100 million dollars to finance his mom’s life and his instagram husband, or I guess instagram wife, I don’t know how this gender thing works…but I clearly don’t know how this aging thing works either because despite being anti-hot 50 year olds because they are 50…this is a hot 50 year old despite being 50…I am inconsistent and my opinion changes day to day but titties will always win me over. Even gross ones in gross context.

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2020

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Playing Pool of the Day

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Damn…Jennifer Aniston looks like shit. Cleary it’s just a question of the aging process, where she’s so rich that she doesn’t really need to give a fuck about looking good anymore, she’s rich as shit…you know being Jennifer Aniston and all….

Not to mention, this isn’t all that surprising, considering at 45 they were still using her as some sort of Heart Throb which I questioned their decision, but they wanted Aniston ‘s celebrity attached to the project…and she was still fit…

But then again, even on Friends she wasn’t actually hot, she just had hard nipples that made you think she was hot….and her fans probably appreciate that she doesn’t look quite as much as a muppet as she should being in LA….but sometimes, BOTOX MUPPET FACE is the answer, at 50…it’s ok….at 20 it’s stupid…just a pure rot, expiration date passed situation, where she looks like a career pool hall waitress in a State where you can still smoke inside…rough..

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2020

21

Aug

On/Off Flashers on Friday of the Day

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The internet’s most important feature is the ability for everyday girls to upload slutty pics for attention, money, a good time, who fucking knows…maybe it’s to get off to the fact people are seeing them nude…maybe it is because we are all half retards and if you’ve ever been to a Retard swimming class you’ll know a thing or two about exhibitionism….

What I will say is that whatever the reason, it’s always fun to look at, appreciate, try to figure out where the confidence comes from because they nasty, and one of the best forms for flashing is the ON/OFF so you have the full flashing experience.

That’s not to say random butthole pics aren’t worthy of the views they get, it’s just to say that when you see before and and after you get that virtual flashing experience…liek some Augmented Reality you pokemon playing fuck.

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2020

21

Aug

Bebe Rexha Sex Appeal of the Day

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I guess Bebe Rexha, the 30 year old who decided to become a popstar at 30 because after a career of writing hits behind the scenes like some kind of troll, or the guys who did the vocals for Milli Vanilli, eventually you need to make your move to feed that ego and go for it, and there’s no better time than when the world is into fat chicks, body positivity and not body shaming…you know the things that would give her an eating disorder to fit that formula the industry had for her, when she was dealing with an over-eating disorder while producing the hits since no one had to look at her….a best of both worlds…

As it turns out, she’s not as fat as I thought she was..

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2020

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Side Boob of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens may not be the most important celebrity out there, but she’s recently single, 30 or turning 30 and going through some sort of crisis, trained by the people at Disney, which anyone in the industry, which I am not, but if I was I’d also know this information, which is anyone in the industry likes to hire the Disney Kids because they are work horses, they are media trained and they always have a smile on their faces..brainwashing shit…to push the agenda that it is in fact the happiest place on earth…so for someone with that training, that money, those legit jobs under her belt, being a vapid slutty instagrammer for attention is a fucking joke, a sideline hustle…basically…and thanks to being dumped, tarnishing the ego, and thanks to being bored because of COVID and no festivals for her….she’s bringing the goods…if these are the goods…I think they are…cuz she’s looking as good as she has in a long time…

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2020

21

Aug

Christina Milian Panties of the Day

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Christina Milian is in her bra and panties at 40…like it was the Dip it Low video that got her on the map for those of us who weren’t subscribers to Disney Channel…or whatever kid programming she was first thrown into before they sexualized her for her second level of her career….as they have done with Miley, Bella Thorne, so many of these child stars that are born into the industry, or sold into the industry like little human trafficked people that have parents who like money more than the wellbeing of their kids, end up doing the whole once they turn 18 they get slutty thing…and you know they are puppets trained to take direction and that the chances of it being their own creative direction is slim to none….

However, by 40, we can safely assume this is her own creative direction…

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2020

21

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Since it’s Friday in the Summer, it’s a good moment for a little “Gone Fishin”, fuck work, do things that are more interesting, that give you more substance, because life is short, there’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die, the noise is louder than ever and the internet is the source of that noise, and sometimes you just need to turn it off..

Since I’m not some redneck fuck, despite the people I probably cater to with this site, I don’t actually fish….I mean I would if I was lost in the woods, or during the apocalypse when trying to survive, or maybe when I’m officially broke and need to fend for myself, but sitting on a riverbank or in some ghetto ass boat isn’t really my thing….

So this is my version of FISHING…it involves FISHNETS and the slutty girls into taking selfies of themselves in them.

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2020

21

Aug

Big Titties Catch Her First Fish and Other Videos of the Day

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Wait for It…

BRAWL

Florida

Helmet Road Rage

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2020

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more pathetic the fact that I write a blog…

Or the fact that you read blogs….

Or the fact that I assume people read blogs….

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s all pathetic..

MORNING links at 1 pm cuz it’s friday and I’m drunk…YAY.

Can’t wait to start updating this bullshit…

Barbara Palvin’s Quarantine Hobby
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Two Topless Models in Chains
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Finally Some Good News – Tosh.0 – Cancelled
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The First 7 Hours of the Hennessey Fire
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Pornstars Want Your Contact Info
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WWE Diva Lana Shakes her Boobs
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GoPro in a Car Tire
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Storytime for Some Puppies
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Mitchell Tribusky’s Girlfriend Hillary Gallagher Wished the Bears QB a Happy 26th Birthday
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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