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2020

15

Jul

This is the Most Important Chrissy Teigen Tweet that Was Deleted of the Day

Chrissy Teigen deleted 60,000 tweets because she was pretty ruthless on twitter all those years, but the industry celebrated her instead of cancelling her which encouraged her to continue thinking she was this important personality, when we all knew she fucking sucked all along….

So the 60,000 tweets she deleted were in response to flying on Epstein’s plane and the people who probably feel she’s an overrated slag, who is rude and vulgar in trying to be funny or outspoken, are digging through the archives for all her creepy comments sexualizing kids, etc.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Chrissy Teigen is dog shit…she hasn’t given us anything to think otherwise and the real issue is the mainstream media that celebrated her. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU CLOUT CHASING FUCKS…..the same people who will now cancel her because she’s a liability to work with and you’ve milked her for all she’s worth…

I think the above tweet is the best of her deleted tweets, but the vile cunt come after me personally a year after hyping up the site in the form of her army of followers….because she had an army of followers, less interesting than Tila Tequila’s army, yes I’m old, but still an army of stay at home moms who like John Legend music……she was mad because I called her some fat sloppy wallet fucking beard to Kanye’s boyfriend John Legend…who found her right before he got famous, and jumped on the opportunity to ride him in the long con knowing he was going to blow up and it’d back out nicely for her.

Her whole Sports Illustrated career was a joke, because she’s so fucking nasty and fat, and all this was before she went officially “VIRAL” on twitter and ended up hosting all these shows, doing brand deals, making money and working as a “talking head”…like her opinion mattered…for being some brat on twitter with a famous husband….the worst….Hyped on herself despite never really making a name for herself besides riding her husband’s name…

She was a drunken unstable rambling monster on twitter…I thought she was going to fully crack and kill herself….before she had the kids when her husband was out touring…She was all about being inappropriate, calling other girls whores…slut shaming if you will but because of the access she had she was able to polarize it as “comedy” even if it wasn’t funny, so her entire career on TV as a celebrity from Twitter as TV tried to navigate competing or integrating the internet….

It made no sense to me. Why can a bitch who writes vulgar shit be treated like she’s this genius….when actual talented people never get a shot…because of access….So this thing that thought she was so funny, when she was really just tits, tits we’ve learned are fake tits….

It’s really nice to see her get cancelled, but the real issue is that the mainstream media should be held accountable for choosing the easy option, rather than finding deserving people who aren’t fucking assholes…she is an asshole…

The hope is that the Epstein flying pig, because pigs can fly and they can fly private on a sex trafffickers plane….gets officially pushed out, and off the ledge…JUMP….I’ve been waiting for the crash and burn forever…and her “second wind” as a celebrity of her own right because of her twitter persona….was shocking the entire time it happened….not that I actually care, all this shit is irrelevant.

Whether she’s a criminal or not, the fact that the mainstream media celebrates someone who writes such garbage, is nutty….but why not post her tweet hyping up the site since it’s one of her deleted tweets….make this about me, since I never do.

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2020

15

Jul

Amber Heard’s Tits and Shit on the Bed

I guess this is old news by now, because I saw it last night and didn’t bother putting it on the site because I have better things to do – like not update a fucking site no one reads when I’m drunk, high and staring at the fucking wall….

It didn’t really inspire me….because I’m not into feces, but I got to thinking that if the picture of Amber Heard’s shit on the bed should live anywhere on the internet, it should be here. It’s the one archived image of all the celebrity images that probably best describes this site and I feel like a failure, knowing I am a failure, because I am a failure…which may be why I didn’t post it first…

That said, Amber Heard’s best acting skill is shitting on command, it’s the whole point of being an actor…if you can’t shit on command than what the fuck are you doing in the business!

But yes, I am happy to see Amber Heard, the evil Amber Heard who tried to drag a dude that is only guilty of one thing and that is making her more of a household name and for the ENTIRE history of Amber heard on this site, you can check the archives, I am sure all I do is call her a using fake bitch, that was before she tried to ruin Johnny Depp and get him cancelled in the era of people being cancelled…and it fucking worked…because the court of public opinion is run by the public and the public are dumb fucks who believe what they are told is right….

If the general narrative of the world was more cynical, more people would be “that bitch is a user, manipulative cunt” than “believe all women when they accuse a man of wrong doing because there is a chance that ruining the dude can elevate them, which would be the motivation for someone with no soul, who eats up and spits out men, while shitting on their bed, would do”…

It’s not a question of hating women, or misogyny, it’s logic….some dudes are evil, most celebs are evil, but Amber Heard was CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY the devil all a long no matter how much blind support she got from people eager to take out another man for the rights of women….without even knowing the facts…

So seeing the facts surface, her lies, her manipulation, shit she should go to jail for…is nice….because I have always hated this trash, was right about this trash, like I am about almost EVERYONE I write about, even though I don’t know any of them, it’s all so obvious what they are about to me….maybe I’m psychic….or maybe everyone else is just dumb.

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2020

15

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Shorts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at one point the hottest Victoria’s Secret had to offer, she had implants back then like all the VS models do, and they didn’t look like implants so I gave her a pass, since I normally hate implants….but she was always really fucking boring, and lacked ambition, she just got Victoria’s Secret and cruised until having a bunch of kids, allowing the much hotter Elsa Hosk to takeover her position with the brand.

I never realized why as the hottest VS had to offer in her prime, she didn’t go onto bigger or better things, instead she just rode the sex traffickers who pulled her out of her white privilege in South Africa, a known racist place that still runs slaves….probably on her farm….but I have no idea because I am not a journalist….

So now that she’s a mom of two in her 30s, doing basically what she’s always done for VS, but for her own brand….all BOTOXed up, implants removed, still hot, but not as hot, still boring, but MORE boring because of the whole aging process but at least she’s trying which is more than she’s ever done before…she just coasted like when you bed a hot chick who knows she’s hot and doesn’t fuck proper because she thinks she’s gifting you….bitches…

Here is her ass in shorts…

Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts

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2020

15

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal Bikini

The older Nina Agdal gets the shittier her face gets which is funny because she had a shitty face to begin with. I used to say that she looked like a retard, full retard, I guess you can’t say retard anymore….so I’ll say WATERHEAD or CORKY or DOWNSEY….but I realized she actually looks like the dog filter from Snapchat and I am here waiting for her tongue to stick out when she tries to smile….the same tongue that may have licked Leo Dicaprios unshowered asshole because if you were Leo DiCaprio dating some bottom feeding SI garbage, you’d make her eat your shit caked asshole too….and the best thing about it is that she’d do it…nothing to crazy for a loser trying to live that awesome celeb life.

That said, she met Christie Brinkley’s rich as shit son at some SI event and has managed to mooched her way into their Hamptons house, because that’s what sugar babies do….the model son rather than the pro athlete…whatever works….I am sure both are better than when she used to sit in the corner of the playground in her helmet hitting rocks together, rocking back and forth as she drooled…

This bitch is some dog shit….with a dog face…and she’s old….put her to pasture…Old Yeller.

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2020

15

Jul

Rita Ora Twerk of the Day

Rita Ora Twerk

I saw this yesterday and I didn’t bother posting it because I do enough for you people, plus you probably saw it elsewhere, plus you don’t care about what I have to say about anything or anyone and my influence is basically zero, because if I had influencer all these shitty actors, even those who shit on command like Amber Heard would be cancelled for being the fucking worst possible humans around that have the worst possible self involved, narcissistic and GREEDY fucking personalities…it’s like we reward these people who are HORRIBLE for being everything we are told NOT to be when we are growing up…

Rita Ora pretends to be a popstar, no one has ever heard any of her songs, but she got a following because she got in on this at the “right time” when instagram was first popping, rocking a record deal with a marketing budget before Rihanna had her fired….only to fend for herself as a bottom feeding cunt that inserted a Kardashian dick inside her for relevance, then a few DJ/Producer dick inside her for hits, only she never got the hits…

So while being this “recording artist” she’s actually just a set of tits who went to all the parties and confused people into thinking she mattered, tits have that power.

When really, she’s just a bitch who twerks on her social media to get noticed….in a “look at me, I can fucking ride on dick, that’s why you’re even seeing this, cuz I rode on dick” kind of way.

The pornification of turning every personality into a legit whore is hilarious to me because I remember when we had to wait around for a celeb to do something slutty like “get seen in a bikini”….meaning the sluttiest shit we got to stare at was bikini pics at the beach of a celebrity shot from 1000 yards away on some zoom lens…making them all pixelated but good enough cuz it was the celeb we wanted to see in a bikini.

Now they are out here twerking for views competeting with sex workers for views, what FUCKING losers…like LEGIT fucking losers…instead of doing something good, building a legacy, or in Rita Ora’s case having a hit song…she’s twerking like an 18 year old who launched an only fans for clout because it’s the new “getting a tattoo”….

What I am saying is celebs may be rich, they may have polarized people into thinking they are good, but they are nothing but bottom feeding trash. Fuck em all…

Rita Ora Twerk

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2020

15

Jul

Kendall Jenner Trying to Flash Her Pussy of the Day

Kendall Jenner Trying to Flash Her Pussy

How about some low res, small Kendall Jenner Bikini up her cunt pics to remind you that she’s a cunt.


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2020

15

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

Ireland Baldwin, who is probably best known for being a punchline people Roast Alec Baldwin with, you know since he called her a pig, and since his roast was 90 percent about how shitty of a dad he was to Ireland, which I assume he put in the ROAST contract since she was in attendance at the roast, you know to show her disapproval on national TV as it was the only way for her to get on TV, because I am sure she’s over being called a pig, since she’s turned into a fucking cow.

What I am trying to say is that no matter what she does, no matter how naked she gets on the beach, no matter how big she ends up being, at least physically..she’ll always just be an Alec Baldwin punchline….because despite being semi proportionate….she’s a fucking monster…but with every monster comes monster tits….and I appreciate that!

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Some from a Photoshoot:

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2020

15

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesdays of the Day

It’s that time of the week where I actively try to turn anyone who may happen upon this site, directly around and basically escort them out the front fucking door, with a goodie bag that includes one serious reason why you should never visit this site….

BUT in my defence, I am not the person taking pics of my mangled panties and putting them on the internet like they are hot and not like they are some medical emergency that requires some fucking YOGURT, Cranberry Juice, or anti-biotics.

I realize the pussy is a wonderful self cleaning machines that shits out babies and periods….but when it is out of context a soiled pair of panties is just fucking gross…I mean no offence to you perverts with dirty panty fetishes ever since you were a kid and you’d hit your mom’s laundry basic….

What I am trying to say is that Wet Spot Wednesday is my least favorite post, it grosses me out in this era of never being grossed out, and that is enough reason for me to keep it going…because it actually means something….

If there are repeats in this, it’s because I try not to look at them or cross reference them to other Wet Spot Wednesday panty pics…

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2020

15

Jul

Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff Assumes the Right Position while Bike Riding with Tits on a Bike…of the Day

Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff is not David Hasselhoff’s daughter, which is who I assumed she was when I first saw the pics, before remembering that Hasselhoff’s daughter is about 400 pounds…and 200 of those pounds are her tits.

Hayley Roberts Hasselhoff is his 40 year old wife that he’s been married to for the last 2 years and like his daughter, she too has tit….but without the obesity.

I did a quick google search because I need to bring some value in these nonsensical posts about bitches we don’t care about, or pussy that we don’t need to know about, so long as you see the pics, you’re good.

It turns out she was a shop assistant from Wales when she met, so dude moved in, swept her off her feet and gave her that celebrity life where she can show off her body for the paparazzi the way she probably always wanted to, but never knew how, seeing as she wasn’t all that ambitious as an assistant at a shop, not even the manager at the shop or owner at the shop, I mean she was working retail into her 30s….

Apparently, Hasselhoff was hosting British Got Talent, since he’s the expert on Talent, despite not having talent, no matter what the Germans say, I will not subscribe to his music….and she approached him for a pic, which turned into sucking his dick for the last 10 years….reminding any of you that if you’re as hot as this at 40, you too can fuck senior citizen celebs you see in random places, you just have to ask for the selfie and you’re in.

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2020

15

Jul

Chad Goes Deep Brings It with this “Handing Out Free Masks” Video and Other Videos of the Day

Bikini Girl Getting Arrested

Idiot Gets Killed by Cops For Not Wearing a Mask / Stabbing Someone For Asking him to Wear a Mask

Woman Leaves Gas Pump in Car

Mad at Planet Fitness

Another Mad About Mask Rules…

Grown Man Mad About Mask Rules…

Drifting Cement Truck

Man Fights McDonald’s Worker Over Mask

Man Fights Over Mask

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