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2024

30

Apr

Kate Beckinsale is Not Dead Yet of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be old as shit, but she’s held up pretty nicely until pretty much falling the fuck apart and ending up in the hospital for a few months because of some sort of stomach issue I’ll assume was a side-effect from the AIDS she got from Pete Davidson.

She seems to be settling back into her rich as fuck life in California where she does some low level celebrity things, but for the most part hangs out in a mansion with her pets wearing a bikini, because despite being 50 years old, she’s invested in still being able to look good in a bikini, whether through starvation or modern science that rich people buy into, it still looks good to me, just as long as she’s 100 feet away…

Death doesn’t look so bad on Beckinsale, especially when she keeps things age appropriate by being in Black and White, since she’s from an era before color technology and it prevents showing the death lines in her face since it’s all muted….

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2024

30

Apr

Looking Down Leni Klum’s Dress of the Day

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My friend sent me these pictures that are circulating of Leni Klum’s tits being watched as she eats and I thought they were brilliant.

With the advent of the camera-phone, I was always a huge advocate of the creepy photos of babes in the wild. I loved the perverts who would rig their cameras to do upskirt shots, and I’d love seeing the perverts get caught by boyfriends or the chicks themselves when capturing the creepy shots. It happened in clubs, at malls, at the beach…fucking everywhere and this VOYEURISTIC fuck LOVED it.

It was an era before the girls were taking the nudes of themselves, which kinda takes the beauty out of the whole experience. It’s like when you go somewhere and they don’t want you to buy something, making you want to buy it even more….rather than having some asshole hasseling you to buy the same thing, making you want nothing to do with it.

Yes, I have a friend and I’m sure he doesn’t actually like me, since no one does but at least he sent me titty pics of Heidi Klum’s daughter, protege and potential prostitute taking the torch from prostitute mommy.

Here she is in a dress:

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2024

30

Apr

Britney Spears Grabbing Her Titties of the Day

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Britney Spears, or the actor who is playing Britney Spears, or the AI that is playing Britney, or Britnery as I like to call her, is causing a little controversy.

I’m not sure if it’s from her grabbing her tits while producing half dead dance videos that don’t really feel like they are a professionally trained top of the charts performer who has done this kind of thing for over 20 years. They feel like a sluggish drunk woman won Disability celebrating her birthday at the local bar, all toothless and shit.

The media is saying that she’s going broke with all her outrageous spending on who the fuck knows what since she doesn’t even exist. She is always in the same fucking room doing the same dance in the same clothes that look like they were picked up at a rummage sale back at the Louisiana Church where she grew up.

They say that she NEEDS her conservatorship back to control her banks that she’s being as mental as her dance moves with….

I think it’s all a LIE and that Britnery is actually dead in the basement somewhere and this reanimated Britnery is not the Britney we once jerked off to because MTV was our only porn.

Here she is doing masturbating on a horse.

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2024

30

Apr

Addison Rae Takes a Piss at the Urinal of the Day

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This is one of the biggest players in the TIKTOK scene. One of those young idiots who went viral for dancing around and lip synching, the way nature intended people to get rich and famous, why bother with talent or good looks, just do retard shit online better than the other retards so they look to you like the retard king who will guide them into retardom.

She was at Stagecoach, which is the Coachella of Country Music, that is doing its best to destroy or mock the Country Music scene by allowing a bunch of mainstream LA heathens to turn it into a Country Cosplay, short short cowboy boots, etc.

I don’t really give a fuck either way, Country Music has always been pretty popular and I’d rather see real musicians cash in on the trend than the DJs who have cashed in over the last decade when the retardom was into that video game shit. You know, since Country music is awesome.

I do find it funny that the TikTok billionaire who was pulled out of TikTok and swept in with the Kardashians and who has been recruited by the movies as a cast member because they assume they will get views.

So her country aesthetic at the festival isn’t cute Christian girl in her summer dress heading to the church picnic, it’s more the backwoods trailer deep in the coal mining town country, where the mine’s been shut down but the meth sores are seen as an accomplishment or sign of prestige….

Standing at the urinal, her young thick, cottage cheese thighs exposed…pretty exciting times for our future because this is an influencer influencing right bro.

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2024

30

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It may be cold as shit, but I guess the outdoor weather doesn’t really impact a reclusive fuck who doesn’t leave his house thanks to all the modern conveniences that has allowed him to be a fucking hermit troll weirdo who can’t interact with humans unless it is through a screen…

So girls in bikinis is just a concept, not actually real or something anyone actually craves to see or creep on, even though I remember the first time I saw girls in bikinis and got a boner as a young teen….That whole summer on the beach surrounded by babes thing is a myth, not even a fantasy…you can just scroll instagram for that and why bother actually experiencing it or feeling it, not like your anti depressants let you feel anyway…

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2024

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When I see how much money people have made over the last 20 years producing porn, I feel like a real idiot because I have basically been called a porn site for the last 20 years, not getting any ads from the mainstream, definitely not getting rich, yet some asshole dude is making 100k a month off his OF, and I’d hate to know how much the other players in the porn industry are getting….

If I produced porn, would you watch it for 30 dollars a month?

I doubt it….

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2024

29

Apr

Em Rata in Her Bra of the Day

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In shocking news, Em Rata is in her Bra.

In another era, she’d be ousted from the elite society for being a shameless concubine or courtesan or whatever they used to call whores who fucked rich dudes for access to their elite lifestyle.

In this era, they allow the harlot to be seen as elite society despite using tactics of lower level opportunistic people.

It’s pretty brilliant that Em Rata was able to game the system so hard and even in her old age, she’s still out here in her bra rocking the tits…

Incredible.

Oh right…feminist, you toxic masculine titty obsessed caveman asshole misogynist.

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2024

29

Apr

Dua Lipa’s Knee Bra of the Day

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Here’s some Dua Lipa taking content to the next level with what we are calling the KNEE BRA…

You’ve heard of the HAND BRA….but have you SEEN a knee bra?

I guess it’s technically an upper thigh bra, that’s not really a bra at all, but instead of her hands she’s using her legs to box out her nipples because she’s not that kind of whore, while giving you solid cleavage for what we’ll assume is ARTISTIC vision.

It’s how an amputee would do it, so inclusive and inspiring.

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2024

29

Apr

Victoria Justice Has Titties of the Day

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Victoria Justice has got some titties and she’s into showing them off, since we’re a half retarded group of APES who just go mental when we see tits, which has worked out nicely for the girls who have tits. The get fucking paid bro.

I don’t know if Victoria Justice has always had this set of tits, she’s a Kids Choice Award winner, so when she was at the peak of her coverage on Nickelodeon, I wouldn’t have been paying attention because I prefer girls who have a bit more mileage, baggage, damage, sadness, death behind their eyes of a life gone wrong….so long as they aren’t over 40.

Anyway, the Nickelodeon who was probably NICKED AT NIGHT by some of the producers, if you know what I mean, is working on some kind of comeback and CHECK OUT THE TitS.

She’s wore or whored some TITTY dress for the LATIN awards since her mom is Puerto Rican from the Bronx, possibly Jennifer Lopez, but probably not.

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2024

29

Apr

Katy Perry’s Old Face in a Leather Outfit of the Day

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Katy Perry is retiring from American Idol, a show that is miraculously still on the air and that people in trailer parks apparently still watch, probably because they are on disability and unable to get up to change the damn channel. I am sure it’s the lowest bottom feeding Americans into that shit, which is probably why super star Katy Perry was cast as a host.

I’ve found Katy Perry to be overrated, ugly, the titty hype she gets questionable, for pretty much her entire career, but no one cares about my opinion and with marketing created a super star celebrity that made next to no sense.

She’s seen Taylor Swift make a billion dollars off old songs this past year and realizes that she should get off her lazy ass and get back on the road for the fans, there’s money to squeeze out of these people, since she can never heave enough. of it, she’s getting ready to squeeze it out of them….

Her face is old and tired because she is old and tired, but she’s still got the tits, which you want to squeeze out of her…

So while she plots squeezing her fans, you can plot squeezing her, and the whole thing is so weird because you’d think we’d have new celebs by now.

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