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2023

11

Dec

Maria Menounos’ New Mom via Surrogate with Cancer Bod in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos was the entertainment show host that dudes would fantasize about when their wives used to make them watch Access Hollywood or Extra or whatever garbage tabloid show she was on….

They’d think of her as the Greek queen who likes anal with the hot body…in an era when girls didn’t have anal sex on the first date and it was something special.

She went onto build out a podcast network or media network that I am sure she got very rich with, it’s all about timing you fools….

She also went onto have tumors cut out of her brain and apparently tumors cut out of her pancreas, which I thought was a cancer that was a death sentence, but more importantly, she had a baby through a host body because she either couldn’t in her body because of all the cancers, or maybe she didn’t want to throw off her body because it’s her currency….

Either way, this is some new mom in her 40s bod after surviving cancer in a bikini for you to jerk off to for old times, since she’s an old timer, and I guess she’s happy to not be dead….

The excitement of the shoot is that the new mom is on vacation in the bikini, which makes me think that the new kid is at the kennel or something, since surrogacy seems a lot like adopting a rescue puppy, or even a puppy mill puppy and less like being actual moms, but maybe I’m an insensitive asshole which I guess Maria Menounos is the owner of, thanks to the whole being Greek thing. OPA!

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2023

11

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t think qualifies as nursing…but who am I to decide what nursing is…

I guess the healthcare heroes realized there’s more clout on the internet, or at least more respect, adoration, support and dudes saying “you so pretty Desi, show me the BOBS”….than when they were pretending COVID was real.

The got a taste of that FAME and realized that without that FORTUNE, fame meant nothing….it doesn’t pay for the beach house but maybe selling nudes does.

Medical Workers are seemingly caring people, they want to take care of the sick and nurse them to health, it’s not just a job to them and maybe posting nudes to the internet speaks to that inner need they have.

I am not a medical worker, I don’t know the diagnosis, but these medical workers are pretty racy on the job and in their medical worker uniform, making a fetish out of the whole thing and there’s a lot of them doing it, so there must be more this story….but we don’t need to hear it because we’re more into pictures….

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2023

11

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is the Hot Old Lady of the Day

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We’re in a weirdo era where 16 year old girls are getting face injections and looking like 50 year old housewives of Beverly Hills, or washed up strippers from the 90s.

So many people have thrown out the natural look, or the natural aging process and decided to fuck with it like they are a Kardashian.

I guess this isn’t anything new, because in the 90s, so many women got huge implants and bleached their hair to look like Pam Anderson, she was the ideal or trending hot benchmark….

Unfortunately for society, the Kardashians became that new look, or what it means to be hot, so we have a lot of dumpy weird looking clowns that remind me a pile of dog shit with those googley eyes attached to it.

So yeah, no one ages gracefully or likes looking old naturally, instead they like to fuck with it strategically, but getting old still happens, it just looks weird.

Beckinsale, the young comediaan fucker for their sperm does it well, even though she’s rotting, she’s like putting the loaf of bread in the fridge or freezer and hoping for a few more years of this…

Still hot, just skewing weird.

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2023

11

Dec

Ashely Benson’s Straight for Pay Bra Shot of the Day

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Ashely Benson was the sloppy big titty star of a hit show that was popular around the time of Instagram launching, which basically allowed her to use those big titties to get as much following as she could, so that she could just cruise without having to ever really work again, because being a social media influencer with a popular social media channel is the place to be, rather than having to actually work.

Her nerdy co-star Shay Mitchell, the Canadian took her huge following to a social media empire of merchandise, luggage, beverage company, a media company, writes books and a bunch of other influencer based cash grab things that work….

Benson took a less aggressive approach, looked like a slob in her sweatpants for about a decade before deciding she was a dyke with Cara Delevingne….

I guess realizing that she either needed dick, or the good life, she decided it was time to go straight for pay, because once you’re a lesbian you’re always a lesbian according to the born this way lesbians, when we all know that lesbianism is a myth and that all women are coded to make babies.

So she has now gone straight for pay, the opposite of gay for pay, unless she went gay for clout in a woke time of being gay got you work…

She’s been recently knocked up by Brandon Davis, the oil heir who called Lohan a fire crotch and who greasily reigned that era of celeb gossip, when it was actually fun or funny and paved the way for the nonsense we’re in now.

He’s a billionaire, so whether she is straight for pay or not doesn’t matter, she’s set for life all while having the insurance policy of that bumping instagram channel with all the followers.

Here are some pics of her slutty animal print bra like some kind of prostitute looking hot enough for a billionaire!

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2023

11

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I may not be a spiritual hippie trying to find myself, or thinking that I found myself through some hippie spiritual shit. Whether that’s micro-dosing, or not shaving my armpits, or yoga, or backpacking NAPAL, weaving baskets, selling bracelets on the beach, doing readings or REIKI or whatever else it is they do like licking toads in the desert..

But I do think it’s important to start your week with some intentions, mine is usually “survive” which is probably the wrong kind of manifesting….

I like to troll the friends with “be the change you want to see” because that one makes me laugh, when we live in a pretty doomed society and doomed culture…but I do think if you start the week with positivity, fertility, happiness and a reminder that the best is yet to come, even if that is the impending death that puts you out of your misery…you can see good things happen….

I also like the whole milk filled tits being milk filled tits to celebrate the women or feminity that brought us into this world…THANKS MOM…now let’s collectively sexualize the tits of moms.

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2023

10

Dec

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

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“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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2023

09

Dec

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

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“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

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2023

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since it is winter, you probably won’t get to see some perverted couple fucking in the public pool, or in the park, or the bathroom of some trendy club….because in this porno generation where everyone is a porn person…fucking happens in public all the time, just not in winter, but that shouldn’t stop you from climbing up fire escapes or creeping in backyards to see the fucking you deserve to see…be the change you want to see….take the initiative you need to take to have that better tomorrow…it starts today….because ultimately to change your life, you just need to make that first move and the rest will fall into place, just hope that no one catches you and arrests you for just making moves to have a better life peeping on hot chicks who don’t let you fuck them, but that fuck other people with the blinds open so it’s almost like you’re right there taking it all in…

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Livvy Dunne is Forbes 30 under 30
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Sami Sheen Debuts Her New Chest!
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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Olivia Wilde Nipple Pokies in a Black Sports Top!
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8 of the craziest accidents caught on camera
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Heidi Klum Goes Nude!
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Livvy Dunne is a Forbes 30 under 30!
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Baboons mess with bees and get attacked
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Sutton Foster lists adorable and fun Tuxedo NY home
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Childhood nostalgia goes down like cold beer on a Friday! (40 Photos)
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TBT: That’s Pretty Neat LOOOOL
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Very bad drivers caught in the act
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ELLAEVOY
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FIGHTING FRIDAYS #327
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Red Dress
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Filling up car tires with liquid nitrogen
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Elsa Hosk’s Mesmerizing Elegance: A Sizzling Photo Shoot for Elle Magazine Australia
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Spy robot camera gets saved by a group of crabs from a stingray
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Paige Spiranac Pushes the Limits of Golf Attire!
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Size comparison of our universe in a very cool way
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15 of the most incredible ancient weapons
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26 Christmas Decoration That Are More Naughty Than Nice
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Stella Hudgens is Ready to Ride!
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Paulina Gretzky and her Mom in a Racy Photoshoot!
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Cats doing things better than people compilation
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The impressive body of Pauline Tantot on a beach in Mauritius
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How sweaters and knitwear are made in this knitting factory in Korea
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Hot Jennifer Aniston & Liv Tyler!
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Crazy events captured from all over the world
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Bring the Zen on World Kindness Day!
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20 Photos Of Cute Girls
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Sizzling Throwback: Britney Spears’ Braless Beach Bombshell
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24 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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The tasty manufacturing process of KitKat in factories
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Sophia Culpo’s Wardrobe Malfunction at Olivia’s Bachelorette Party!
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Mona Tougaard See Through at The Fashion Awards 2023!
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The Perfect Face
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ALWAYS ATTENTIVE TO OPPORTUNITIES
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Dangerous Uber drive prank scares people
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TBT: Newscasters Agree: A Christmas Present Or Two Or Ten Edition
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7 of the Strangest, Creepiest, and Most Mysterious Graves in the US
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Josie Canseco in the Water!
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Taking a look at how ABS works in a car
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Testing trucks on huge speed bumps
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Danii Banks Shoots Her Shot with Travis Kelce!
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25 Sexy Braless Girls
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Zooey Deschanel – Roger Vivier Dinner in Honor of Gherardo Felloni
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Olivia Rodrigo – The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
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Hilary Duff looking hot
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Kiernan Shipka – Auction of Nothing in support of (RED)’s fight to end AIDS
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Jurnee Smollett – The Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment Gala
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Billie Lourd – The Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment Gala
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Camille Kostek – Underwear outfit at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
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AnnaSophia Robb – Ecco flagship store opening in New York
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Emilia Jones – Giorgio Armani Crossroads dinner in London
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Alicia Silverstone – Elle Women in Hollywood Celebration in Los Angeles
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Just W.O.W
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Aly Guzman Cums A-Gusher
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Big Boobie Anri Okita via All Gravure
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Elsa Hosk’s Mesmerizing Elegance: A Sizzling Photo Shoot for Elle Magazine Australia
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Are U SURE UR 18?
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Lovely Tits by the Stove!
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The Dildo Grip
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BITCHES BE CRAZY: VOLUME 80
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Stanija Dobrojevic nude
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Lucy Pinder for Pony Magazine
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THE FREE ONLYFANS OF GINA GERSON
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Busty Nata Lee via Mr Skin Celebs
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Some nudity from Belen Chavanne in El Ciudadano Ilustre (2016)
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Just Swimming (GIF)
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Forget something, Becky?
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Busty Alisa Via Femjoy
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Jenny McClain Reflected Glory
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Face Sitting With a View!
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Anissa Kate Baked a Pie!
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Busty goddess Cassidy Banks
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Guinevere Huney in a Thong
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Lori Harvey Thick in Leggings!
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Unacceptable Devices.. LOOOOOOL
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 54
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These girls like to oil up their naked bodies and squirt on each other
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Sizzling Sonya Ash Via Zishy
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Georgia Toffolo Nipple Slip!
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Famous busty model gone into hardcore porn
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Katie Banks Cam Show as a Naughty Stewardess!
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Busty Batter Up
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Damn, Sexy! (GIF)
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Macarena Sanz topless in Las Furias (2016)
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Panties to the Side – It Is Toy Time!
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2023

08

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Friday means girls posing in clothing…posing naked next to them posing in clothing…..and that’s pretty much the foundation of the male mind….so we like it.

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2023

08

Dec

Old as Shit Jewel’s Big Tits in a Swimsuit of the Day

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She can save your soul because her hand was made strong while her tits were made sturdy enough to get her from Alaska to the top of the charts while living in a car in LA, at least that’s her origin story they ran with in the 90s coffee shop tour era of singer songwriters targeting the lesbian women in song crowd.

She is rumored to be fucking John Dutton Kevin Costner and the duo were spotted at Richard Branson’s island, which is like Epstein Island but more for tax avoidance than the other shit.

While in her swimsuits, her big tits now going viral, all old lady faced and all…

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