I don’t know if Denise Richards has a blown out asshole that she can’t actual control because it’s a blown out asshole, but I’ll assume that her asshole has seen some mileage on some bumpy roads and that it’s a little loose in the suspension….not that I know anything about cars, but I figure that’s the best way to describer her asshole, car suspension that’s done one too many off road adventures….nothing but give.

Anyway, that makes the couch very brave, about as brave as you would be, because I know if you were in the room, you’d be laying out mouth open under her asshole, hoping for some kind of discharge drip to lubricate your dried out throat.

Now, I am repulsed by Denise Richards and her whoring, but I have moral standards and integrity and expect more out of these people with deep pockets, plus her deflated tit is terrifying.

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Denise Richards is doing some pin-up modeling because she’s old enough to be a pin up model, or probably remembers the 40s when pin-up models were on all the lockers of the men fighting for your freedom. She’s a SENIOR CITIZEN people.

I find the internet as a whole a demonic entity that has stolen all of our souls and pulled us all out of living our actual lives….celebrating demons who get rich off the shit…while polluting the rest of us with SPAM and other nonsense that just distracts from our best actual lives…..

So seeing Denise Richards jumping on the selling nudes thing isn’t all that shocking, especially since she was rumored to be a high paid escort during her career as an actor, before landing on Charlie Sheen’s dick…but it’s little demoralizing.

When rich and old attention seekers turn to selling nudes like college girls trying to have that party life, it becomes a little fucking depressing.

Sure, Denise Richards being an internet whore is something we could have all wanted to see happen, but seeing it happening makes it an unfortunate wank.

The good news is she’s hiding her wonky ass deflated old lady mom tit with the explant….its the WIN going on here.

I do not support rich people taking money from hotter chicks doing the same thing, assuming Denise Richards has fans willing to pay her for this shit, which she likely does, but that’s also disturbing since she’s old as shit and looks it.

The internet…a demonic entity.

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