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2020

07

Jul

Sofia Richie’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

Sofia Richie was written off the Kardashian show, or maybe her dad Lionel stopped throwing money at the Kardashians to cart her around as the older sister’s husbands new pussy, but that doesn’t mean she can’t leverage what she’s built….not that she’s really had to build anything but rather just show up to their luxury private jetset vacations to pose for the paparazzi in her bikini. A strategy that makes far more sense given her age and the rest of her generation that put importance on not working towards things, but rather just being handed it, like why would she go to school to become a scientist to save the world with that Lionel Richie money, when she can be a vapid instagram slut who gets half naked….

It’s all trash, but in being trash she’s got her fat ass in a skimpy cow print bikini as a tribute to the Kardashians who helped cultivate her, you know since they are all fucking botoxed bovine piles of shit….who likely tried to eat this one’s entitled rich kid soul…

I will say that as trash as all these people are, she wasn’t as annoying as the other celebs about the Black Lives Matter thing since Systemic racism made her dad a billionaire and she’s cool with that….you know keep things vapid, light hearted the way the internet is supposed to be….and focus on your slutty selfie self because why the fuck not….narcissism…all that other shit just gets in the way of all that.

It’s nice to see an actual black girl not be annoying like the white girls fighting for black rights…

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2020

07

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Bra of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is out here in a bra giving you all those positive vibes you know with an off-color, totally offensive, unsympathetic, daft and disconnected, condescending “INHALE”…..

It must be nice to be a fucking under 25 year old multi millionaire actor and singer who was lucky enough to be on that Pitch Perfect shit that made them all a ton of fucking money….to be able to chill from her MANSION and tell all her fans who are not multi millionaires in mansions to “inhale”….in some mansplaining kind of way…

The best thing she does in her insensitivity training is milk the fact that her mom’s dad was half black, making her 1/8 black so that she totally relates to the Black Lives Matter movement and systemmic racism….another offensive and tone deaf tactic…but you can’t cancel her for being rich and insensitive, because she’s 1/8 black and that would be racism…

Get the fuck out of her Steinfeld…or at least produce better half naked smut…this is some real weakness.

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2020

07

Jul

Lily Allen Nude of the Day

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Lily Allen is trying to seduce us like the time she got that abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage to get all that sympathy….even though we were all stoked that she wasn’t reproducing…unfortunately the abortion wasn’t botched and she has had a series of what look like handicapped children…but the uterus is clearly screaming to be filled with semen as she produces the weirdest sexts around…it’s like get this bitch on Reddit or something to learn how selfie porn is done…fucking boomer…

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2020

07

Jul

Madonna Topless of the Day

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Madonna is fucking creepy.

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2020

07

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale gives off this wholesome vibe in a bikini you’d expect your granny to wear after a few months of aquafitness when she’s feeling nice and bold about her body. The picnic table cloth pulled up to her fucking neck….it’s probably what makes her marketable for a series of failed attempts at CW shows because no one watches TV….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the herpes strain the entire industry has because they are all fucking opportunist motherfuckers climbing whatever dick shaped ladder to get the celebrity and consistent work they crave – even though they already have enough money to retire and enough social media followers to make a solid million dollars a year…but that’s not enough for them…they just keep coming back for more and more…greedy fucks and theya aren’t even willing to do it with their bathing suit jacked up their ass…rude. Like how bad to want to maintain and grow this fame thing, clearly not enough.

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2020

07

Jul

Shay Mitchell Fridge Tits of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is rocking the one piece bathing suit because she’s recently had a kid and that belly and cunt are probably shattered…or at least rattled enough for her to be like “I’ll just use the bathing suit styles of fat chicks that amplify my mom tits, so that my fans who follow me cuz they think I hot, get that Shay Mitchell Canadian brat in LA smut.

I don’t find her interesting, I’ve never seen her act, her whole angle is just too lame and reminds me of Canadian small time girls trying to be influencers or cool, while being lame in and of the fact that they are trying to be influencers…but I don’t mind tits in a bathing suit at the fridge getting drink to satisfy her alcoholism since being a new mom sucks even when you have a hired staff.

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2020

07

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Nude Outtake of the Day

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This Charlotte McKinney topless pic from what I assume from a magazine photoshoot is doing the rounds because the internet likes to recycle stories, or likes to re-purpose celebrity nudes, not that Charlotte McKinney is an official celebrity, but she’s not being the titty influencer she was when she got her start, meaning she used the big tits to get where she wanted to go and when she got where she wanted to go, she stopped using the big tits to get to the next place….it’s a tragic thing, like if a dude with a big dick knew he was only appreciated for having a big dick, he’d maybe want to cut off his dick and scream “THIS IS THE REAL ME”…or “LOVE ME FOR ME”….only dick analogies are pretty queer, I just couldn’t think of a similar reference of a woman having what other women think they want or pay to get, not using what she’s got to stay relevant….forcing the fans to dig through the archives to relive Charlotte McKinney….at her prime…despite not even being 30 year!

I wonder what her ex boyfriend Stephen Dorf has to say about all of this….

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2020

07

Jul

Cardi B Likes her Brown Asshole as she Bleaches her Asshole of the Day

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I get the over sharing makes a bitch seem more authentic even when it’s all part of the puppet master tactics. They want you to think they are more authentic to get better engagement and conversions, as the idiot followers will feel closer and more connected to these whores. It’s basic marketing in the new era of social media.

I also get that Cardi B was a stripper who got famous on a reality show that she was a stripper on….so I don’t expect her to be teaching kids how to knit and bake cookies as much as I expect her to be getting her cunt bleached on her IG feed.

I also am pretty open minded when it comes to how kids are exposed to media, like I wouldn’t ban my kids, if I had kids, from watching horror movies or movies that are “R Rated”….so let them see and understand what the hell is going on out there on some level.

HOWEVER, Cardi B is trash, her audience are kids, and brands still work with her strictly because she’s popular, rather than because of what she represents.

So a brand like Pepsi can consider this site a porn site for posting up video of Cardi B bleaching her cunt, but they don’t think Cardi B, who talks about fucking all the time, bleaching her asshole is off brand, especially not now that they’d be called racists…..

It’s just a lot of mixed messages, but Cardi B bleaches her pussy for her 14 year old fans, which must be a crime somewhere…while talking about about how she likes her brown asshole….what the fuck.

People refer to the devil Zuckerberg as some kind of genius for creating a platform for celebrities to share their pussy bleaching…and that’s just some bottom feeding low level shit if I’ve ever seen it.

NOT TO MENTION, if I put up a pussy bleaching video, I’d be deleted….censorship is real and this is all very confusing….especially since all these brands are cancelling skin bleaching because of Black Lives Matter….

Then there’s this from yesterday:

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2020

07

Jul

Sommer Ray Pussy Print

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I have been the gym at least once in my life and it was filled with fat old ladies. It was about 25 years ago before the whole gym thing was really as common as it is now and the whole gym fashions were more ill-fitting sweat pants and even the hot fit girls were in baggy running shorts and not even in leggings. It was the era after the 80s aerobic erotica which would be most SIMILAR to whatever is going on here, you know with the leotards, only those ladies wore their leotards over thick leggings.

The point of the story is that this SOMMER RAY bitch, who is only famous because she’s got a big ass and she exploits herself and sexualizes herself in this ridiculous way.

The whole “Fitness” side of her “personal brand” is just the hook, the excuse, the reason she’s half naked and working out. It’s not actual an authentic fitness influencer, it’s an ass that does fitness to maintain the ass, apparently in skimpy fucking shorts.

I am not complaining, the less clothes the better, workout naked if you want…we all want to smell what Machine Gun Kelly left up inside her before trading in young AIDS for Old Megan Fox Aids…not that AIDS even exists and if it did, you’d freebase that shit direct from the source if you meant you could taste it.

What I am trying to say is that this is a slutty fucking workout for views and it works…even if she probably pretends she’s more than just a half naked body…despite showcasing that she’s just a half naked body.

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2020

07

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Still Got a Bikini On of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s Still Got a Bikini On of the Day

Dua Lipa is respecting this whole COVID thing with her boyfriend who may or may not be Bella Hadid when he’s not in his drag queen outfit like RuPaul, only unlike RuPaul he pretends he’s the woman, commits to the fucking cause, but that HARD fucking face won’t fool me…

So Dua Lipa, the UK based You-CHUBER who became a popstar because celebrity is pretty meaningless these days, flimsy at best, and these idiots who go viral once can last a fucking lifetime….the TRON GUY is jealous of where the internet has gone as he is out there with the first VIRAL video ever…not making the 100 of millions of dollars from YOUTUBE that these idiots are….

So Dua Lipa, who claims she was a teen model at 16 doing catalog work, but was told she was too fat to model, so she took a stand for the rights of fat people everywhere and decided she doesn’t need an agency or this model thing, she can just show her tits on youtube, and guess what, the fatter the bigger the cleavage she can push, the more views she gets, the bigger scam she can pull off, the higher paying record deal for music she probably doesn’t even sing naturally, but straight through a computer….she can secure….and with that fame she can affiliate with the top scammers of the internet / social media ‘ like the Hadids….through her vagina that one of them sticks his dick into….not Gigi, she’s faking a pregnancy now, even though her voice is so deep you know that uterus hasn’t seen estrogen since she pretty much ever…..

So trash fucking trash….IN SAINT LUCIA…because that’s what rich do….good bikini angle though.

Dua Lipa

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