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2020

May

Maria Menounos See Through Bra of the Day

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Back in 2011, Maria Menounos flashed her PUSSY ON THE BEACH …so we have seen her pussy stick its tongue out at us at least once that I can remember and it was exciting. I mean she was the Mary Hart of her generation, hosting her shitty entertainment TV show as the eye candy for husbands forced to watch the shit with their shitty wives in a pre-streaming era, you know keep them interested….

I was of the school of thought that the greek slut was fine with showing her pussy, because as a Greek, her asshole was her real pussy. They basically invented anal sex with olive oil as a people, so it’s Greek stereotype that holds some truth to me, because I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy who was fucking the 300 pound secretary strictly up the ass because he had a wife at home and pussy was only for making babies.

The fact that 9 years later, I am still doing this shit is insane, but not as insane as how good Maria Menounos still looks, I mean she’s in her 40s.

Not that anyone should care about Menounos, her age or her bikini, I mean there are real celebs, influencers and all that out there, but I’ll post it for old times, I mean since I have seen her pussy already, I feel like we’ve old friends at this point.

The fact that in 2011, I thought I had been doing the site for a few years too long, only to be doing the site 9 years later….is fucking stupid on my part but what the fuck else am I do to…you keep coming by, so me reducing myself to this site is ON you. I had dreams man…DREAMS…(no I didn’t),…but if I did…it’s your fault I haven’t fulfilled them because I’m here posting Menounos bikini pics that you can see on Instagram…I am obsolete.

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2020

May

Cardi B’s Nasty Fucking Tattoo of the Day

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The most incredible thing about American culture, or where American Culture is right now, in your Godless, Smut Filled, Porn Addicted, Social Media Monetization culture, is that some gutter stripper like Cardi B is what your kids listen to.

I am against censorship and I don’t think strippers deserve to be shunned or forgotten for being strippers. I think like any other kind of woman, they can whore their way to wherever they need to go, even the top of the charts….but I don’t think it’s responsible to have a stripper be the voice of 12 year old girls everywhere like Cardi B is…because that’s instilling some fucked up morals and values in them.

Apparently, this is her showing off her new Tattoos on her fake ass, because she’s gutter trash, the kind of thing that would end up stripping…and the fact she’s considered influenctial or iconic is just fucking nuts…you’d think parents would boycot this shit across the board, but instead they are singing along to it on TikTok with the kids…because the parents are all godless, porn addicted trash too.

The world is nuts.

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2020

May

Madonna See Through Bra of the Day

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It is Memorial Day, I am in Canada and we don’t do any of that, but I can still appreciate what it means to all you American Patriots out there. It’s an important thing to pay your respect to those who have protected you for your freedoms by being in your military and whether you believe in military or a system designed to get people into the military, it’s a huge part of what America is…and America being the strongest country and most influential country int the world…that is important.

So I figure the best way to celebrate or pay tribute to those fallen soldiers is by looking at another kind of fallen soldier….with a Madonna pic she posted of her tits, where she still looks like shit, all heroin medicated like some dying crackwhore you just hired to suck your dick…in a “She’s been dead for a long time” throwback that may not need to be memorialized or remembered…but here I am posting it.

Her caption:

“Current Wardrobe Sitch………………And for those of you who are offended in any way by this photo then I want to let you know that I have successfully graduated from the University of Zero F*^ks Given. Thanks for coming to my Graduation Ceremony! ? Class of 2020!”

Gross.

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2020

May

Madison Beer Pushing The Tits Together of the Day

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I was recently sent a takedown notice for a Madison Beer masturbation video that I thought was just marketing for her new album, becasue she’s been basically a youtuber turned Phoebe Price level of celebrity who basically only lives for daily paparazzi pics of her tits in various states of titty, all without releasing any hit songs, basically ever…in a record deal that was clearly designed to pay her or to reserve her so no one else gets her…but a record deal that hasn’t made hits…

You know a typical zero substance, social media marketing puppet for her parents, who used her tits at a young age to bait in Youtube views from perverts, those views were presented to people who didn’t understand that as value and now she’s rich and set despite having never done anything.

I am sure she’s a HORRIBLE brat and as uninspiring as her origin story is, and how uninspiring any of her music or marketing has been, and as barely inspiring her big tits on her small instagram frame are…they are still tits on a small frame….being squeezed together half naked to keep momentum up in her bratty entitled useless talentless life.

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2020

May

Lizzo Water Games of the Day

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This is what American pop looks like now that Lizzo has gone viral and likely diabetic. Clearly at risk of the COVID death due to underlying complications…this MONSTER is living her best life, even if it will be a premature death of a life because look at her fucking size.

I have met people, real people, who have fat black woman fetishes…they legit hook up with the fattest black girl they can and get smothered by them. It’s a thing, a weird thing, but still a thing.

I don’t know when fat girls felt empowered or thought they were hot, but I guess when you’re too fat to get a record deal the traditional way, but you manage to go viral, you’re in a “top of the world, I fucking Rock” state of mind…eventually that will all go down hill and this Ruben Studdard bitch will be broke, forgotten…but there was a minute she was LIZZO and everyone loved her shit….her massive fucking shit…I mean imagine the quantity of food a bitch needs to eat to end up like this.

Gross.

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2020

May

Julianne Hough Titty Sweat of the Day

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What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.

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2020

May

Halsey Fake Artist in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is some bullshit…but she’s in a bikini and as I’ve been reminded multiple times daily because all these whores love posting bikini pics, even those who shouldn’t post bikini pics, but when they do post bikini pics, they get all kinds of feedback about those bikini pics, leading them to think that bikini pics is the way to get seen and followed and more importantly attention from people telling you how great you look because they want you to post more bikini pics…in a tits get hits kind of logic that I’ve used to keep traffic flowing to this site…..no matter how shit the substance of those bikini pics are…we’re all looking.

So when it comes to Halsey, I can’t stand her media manipulation, she claims to have been homeless in a “Look at her now” kind of overcoming all hardships….she also claims to be some bullshit raver club kid on drugs, even though she’s too young to have actually been a degenerate drug addict party kid, she was new generation drug kid maybe, and she fucked a DJ to get a career, sure…but sob stories for marketing purposes to make her seem less manufactured and shit than she is…annoy me.

Her fake tits doing fake bikini posing…is fine though.

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2020

May

Delilah Belle and Amelia Hamlin Bikini Sisters of the Day

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I don’t know wha thte fuck is going on on the right side of Lisa Rinna’s fater daughter’s hip, but it’s probably scars from her 16th birthday liposuction her vapid soap star, which is basically mainstream porn star, before becoming a reality star, which is basically also mainstream porn star mom Lisa made them get when she was trying to position them as bootleg Kardashians of instagram……

You know that a vain Hollywood based trashcan of a mother would put all kinds of pressure on her kid to starve herself out to be pretty enough to get attention needed to sell product on social media….which is what all these moms want.

Whatever it is, it’s fucking weird looking and I’ve seen chicks naked, fat chicks and skinny chicks, so this weirness is just weird….maybe it’s some Quarantine bod fails…but at least her sister, raised in the same trashy environment of being rich bottom of the barrel Los Angeles Entertainment industry trash. I’ll never understand why anyone envies these people….they are all lame as fuck….you know there are hot girls out there who don’t have sex worker moms trying to be exclusive and elite amongst other idiots who put importance on such bullshit like Hollywood….

We really shouldn’t hate on the girls who had no say in any of that, but were abused into it by their moms, it’s almost mean to point out her weird pussy area, that looks like an obese stomach after it was stapled, because this poor girl is the victim here, her mother probably puts her through enough grief….and it’s really not all that bad….but her mother is all that bad….maybe they’ll collectively turn on her and the HAMLIN SISTERS will be the next Menedes Brotehrs…only time will tell…but the one on the left is about two burritos away from snapping…after being shamed for eating two burritos…

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2020

May

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears is working it like she was at the mental institution with her version of some Hokey Pokey bullshit.

I have never been institutionalized, but I feel like a lot of weirdo group dances go on with varying degrees of medicated success.

The abducted in plain sight pop star who revolutionized or at least was one of the puppets who revolutionized pop music and inspired generations of girls…is still inspiring because she does her full retard, mental health nut case on med dance with those big mom titties out…

I still think Britney at 40 is exciting, but that could just be because she’s rich, K-Fed paved a way to prosperity giving losers everywhere hope, and she’s got that fit enough body for a mom of two from all that dancing her handlers put her through…plus crazy girls are the best fucks because they are fucking animals…not FUCKING actual animals…but fucking LIKE animals thanks to having no control over their impulse, feelings, while being filled with rage, trauma and other things that ride your dick until it falls the fuck off and she has some sort of seizure…

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2020

May

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

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In unfortunate memoria day news, Bella Hadid has not been kicked in the face by one of her horses on her rich person farm she pretends to be down to earth and productive in agriculture and animal care on, she’s bullshit. She just looks like she has.

I find Bella Hadid’s existence offensive, because her family bought her sister’s success and she was a bi-product of that, able to make people consider her relevant or interesting or important, just never as interesting or important as she thinks she is, you know vapid self involved cunts and all…so everything about her, from her face to her popularity is everything wrong in the world…or at least representative of a lot wrong in the world, but the tits are good enough for me to ignore all that and stare at….because if I know one thing about myself it is that even the worst tits on the worst human will be stared at by me…cuz tits are better than all the noise and bullshit that makes up the bullshit..

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