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2020

27

May

Ashley Benson Bra of the Day

Ashley Benson, who is a fat chick who fights off being a fat chick, but is still a fat chick, has been single from her lesbian relationship for less than a month, I guess she couldn’t handle Cara Delevingne’s nasty cunt stank, but also the fact that she policed her eating, you see models know the important of skinny while actors who aren’t working just slop the fuck down and figure if they need a fat chick for a role, they can get in on it, but that Pretty Little Liars money is enough to just chill, and eat, and chill….

She’s already got into some DICK, you know some rebound after what may have been a year of dick shaped objects, but not actual dick, but she’s also been eating more than just dick as she sloppily spills out of her shorts…

So dude is like “I broke her lesbianism, I’m hilarious” only to realize jokes on him, because that lesbianism kept her skinny and she’s now fat as shit…and it’s just beginning…

Ultimately, who gives a fuck about Ashley Benson or her bra top…clearly not G-Eazy who will be out of there soon cuz he’s too rich for this fat chick shit….I mean I guess he thinks of himself as a little hip hop and black dudes like the fat white girls…but if you’re going to go big, you gotta go big…not middle aged mom body after 4 kids body…if you know what I mean…which you don’t cuz I don’t even know what I mean.

Heres a shot of G-Eazy realizing what he’s doing…

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2020

27

May

Lily Rose Depp Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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I don’t know what this Lily Rose Depp kiss is all about, but clearly a fuck you to all of you going broke over COVID….you know bitch can go out and tongue fuck some chick cuz she’s from France and sexually liberated…you know prone to love and romance especially since her mom is some weirdo artist from France…that you know has done orgies and other things….probably in front of Lily Rose because they are just that open and free in that Country…it’s about the good life, and as romantic people, that involves getting your fuck on….

She’s also a celebrity rich kid basically raised in a bubble and unable to process what it is to be normal, she hears things like lesbianism and it sounds interesting to dabble in as she finds herself and creates her own existence….especially since her boyfriend TIM CHALOMETH or whatever his name is, is a fucking known queer who takes on dick when not climbing Lily Rose’s cankles to get to her dad…..Johnny….

So from identity crisis to entitled rich cunt, this bitch has it all and I am a fan

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2020

27

May

The Best TikTok of the Day

Watch with the sound on…this is some car modelling hotness done RIGHT…

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2020

27

May

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I just watched Bella Thorne testing her weed strains because she’s clever enough to launch a weed brand as it’s going to eventually be legal across the country, because weed is medicine, fights inflammation, relaxes you and kills pain. People who don’t smoke weed are missing out, people who hate weed are just ignorant idiots who don’t get the power of the plant man….

As irritating as Bella Thorne is, she’s got big tits she likes to show off and that’s always fun, but she’s also managed to create her own brand that the industry, proving that the industry is fully hypocritical…

They are chasing the younger audience and willing to back down on all their stances for specific people who are just as big as Bella Thorne is. She produces porn, she pushes weed, she is naked or half naked, all while oversharing about gross shit to manipulate the dumb young pervert kids into her….

So they are not into background checks on her, she’s one of their own…from the industry, brought to win over the youtube audience, and now they give her development deals at FOX….it’s a major fuck you industry….give me your fucking money because I am sure before social media she had no real money from Disney and could have easily fallen the fuck off and killed herself like other Disney kids, only she figured it out man…fuck the BOOMERS and take their money….and here are her boobs.

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2020

27

May

Kate Moss Wears a Mask As You’d Expect Her To of the Day

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Kate Moss is a legend as far as I’m concerned and I guess as far as a bunch of queer dudes who wear Kate Moss T-shirts still are concerned, because her skinny “heroin chic” body was influential in the 90s when she first started….

She’s been an interesting model to watch, in part because she’s hot, but also because she had some “fuck off cunt” attitude that was a little rock and roll, but that also involved her being nude or topless all the time…

So from fucking Johnny Depp, to Pete Doherty…to basically being a walking, chain smoking, coked up, representation of what the fashion industry really is, she’s good….

Seeing her in a mask, pulling down a mask for a smoke, is just perfect behavior for her in these covid times.

She does mask wearing right!

Kate Moss Mask Smoking

Kate Moss Mask Smoking

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2020

27

May

Game of Thrones Baby Bump of the Day

Sophie Turner Game of Thrones Baby Bump

I know that you incel fuck are all about Game of Thrones, you are part of the reason it was such a hit show, before the mainstream moved in on your Sci/Fi fantasy club rules and got into Dragons and Incest and other things that have been a core part of your existence….but this is a nice reminder of how being the incel that you are isn’t the end of the fucking world…because you will never be responsible for ruining a woman like a guy who can knock up a girl…

I men seeing a bitch all fat with her gut hanging out in compression socks is zero fucking hot….but to those of you who have decided that Sophie Turner is your dream girl that you probably have fantasized about cumming in her at least once….this may be what you need to complete your made up weirdo story in your pervert head.

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2020

27

May

Shay Mitchell Drops the Towel of the Day

Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.

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2020

27

May

Billie Eilish Complaining About Her Tits of the Day

Billie Eilish released a song and music video that she’s calling a short film because she’s a pretentious cunt who doesn’t realize that everything about her is just a clickbait cash grab lie….anyone who believes in these people as if they are “artists” are fucking idiots….the only people who think of them as artists may be themselves because their “teams” just see them as dollar signs and the fans are just idiots who don’t know what the fuck to think…

ANYWAY, this scam that is being called a short film is also called “Not My Responsibility” about her body and tits, which is obviously bullshit clickbait, running off a trending topic to get the hits and it’s hard to not hate EVERYTHING going on in media, entertainment and music. All these people are dumb fucks.

The video is on YoutTube but I’m not linking it because she’s not someone I want you to cum to, I don’t want to contribute even one click, which it would only be about one click her way. I just want to call her fat, gross and a lot of hype with no substance…not the first time this happens, it seems to be the norm….

So here are some GIFS from the video to see the big lunch lady tits Billie is crying about..

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2020

27

May

Brooke Shields in Bikini of the Day

I watched Blue Lagoon the other day, it was on one of those free TV channels that plays random movies, so all the nudity was edited out, even though they say it wasn’t Brooke Shields naked, she had a body double due to being 14 at the time, because Hollywood is creepy as shit and always has been.

I think it was definitely her most significant role, not because she was part of creepy Hollywood child exploitation, I am not into any of that, but because she was a cute young girl you’d think would grow into a hot woman. Kind of like the creepy Neighbor watching over your kids waiting for her to turn 18 before mortgaging his house and launching her singing career with her…..

Unfortunately, like Haley Joel Osment, she has since turned into a man. On some Bruce Jenner Shit….so at 65 or whatever age she is, she’s still out there half naked, but hardly as hot as you’d expect her to be based on how promising beginnings….

I mean Suddenly Susan should have been called Suddenly Bill, or George, or anything but Susan……

She still posts half naked pics, looking better than she did at her worst, but still like an old fat lady who found the Keto Diet…she probably is. You’d still fuck her….

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2020

27

May

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

I realize the whole COVID thing is basically over and whether the VIRUS was a real threat that deserved the attention it got, or just some viral troll stunt that was a real fucking win, it definitely gave us a weird new experience or version of life, learning things about ourselves, society, misinformation, conspiracies and most importantly….that nurses aren’t some caring and nurturing group of women, but instead the sex workers of the health care industry.

My good friend who we’ll call “Steve” told me that most of the slutty nurses I post and I’ve posted thousands over the last two months, are a little too “real” or in his words…a little too Roseanne…and that’s true…but I think it’s hilarious that these bitches are at work, dealing with healthcare crisis but taking the time to take nude pics of their dirty fucking asses, like there’s not a global pandemic going on.

A releases, a distraction, a way to decompress, a way to lift spirits to nurse fetishists, a way to supplement income with sold nudes….all valid reasons the sex workers of the health care industry would do this, but the fact they are doing it is nuts to be and I know sluts, whores and have been around sex workers….I always thought nurses were nurses to get knocked up by doctors but they are so much more than that….

These are the most recent slutty nurses of the week, before nurses become a thing of a past and get replaced by robots and we go back to jerking off to other hot young amateurs who don’t bathe in fucking virus….but instead realize nudes can make their dreams come true so they never need to become a nurse….

Point being, this quiet nude protest of “you need me boss, you won’t fire me boss, so I’m posting nudes to the internet, fuck you”…is great.

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