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Brooks Nader See Through Outfit for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

Heidi Klum’s Big Cleavage of the Day

Dua Lipa’s Australian Experience of the Day

Tao Wickrath in a Bikini for Kim K’s Trash of the Day

2025

Apr

Jojo’s Tits on Daytime TV of the Day

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Jojo made her way onto a Daytime TV show hosted by Sherri Shepherd to talk about her tits….or other things…but mainly her tits…because who the fuck cares about anything Jojo does outside having big tits….

Can you believe she wore this outfit on Sherri Shepherd’s daytime show, what is this some kind of brothel?

Can you believe I didn’t know that Sherri Shepherd, who was the fat black chick on the View when they were only dealing in WHITES, but who realized that escaping the View was a necessary career move before their shit got too fucking weird without Barbara Walters to control the propanganda….

That’s because I don’t watch daytime TV and either does anyone else under 65, even those unemployed and on disability….there is no way more than 5,000 people country wide watch this shit but that didn’t stop Jojo from bringing out the tits.

More importantly, that didn’t stop some nerd Jojo fan from watching the interview and capturing the tits.

You have wonder about that guy, you see I just repost this shit, I don’t go out there into the pop culture wilderness to find this shit.

So I have no idea Jojo’s on TV, or Sherri Shepherd is back on TV interviewing Jojo on TV…but some guy, somewhere is tracking Jojo and KNOWS….which makes these titty gifs far funnier to me.

Like who fucking cares about Jojo, her music, her Broadway career or EVEN her tits, there’s tons of porn and tits out there, you don’t need to fixate on one set of tits because you watched in in teen movies when she was a child star, but that fact that you do is hilarious…and why I am forced to repost the tits here, knowing there are far more tits out there to stare at instead.

Here’s some video of her back for the extreme weirdos:

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2025

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Smells her Own Vagina while Geriatric Breakdancing of the Day

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Dying bitches are porn to some, usually the weirdos who want a woman who can’t run from them, both literally and figuratively….because they are too weak and sick…

Kate Beckinsale has the body of a corpse, or at the very least a cancer patient nearing the end like Val Kilmer…

Kate Beckinsale fell ill last year, that’s what the British call finding out she has a terminal illness, or an auto-immune illness, or a mental retarded illness that forced her in the hospital on feeding tubes to survive….

She was apparently puking up blood…but for whatever reason, she survived….

It’s possible she just has an eating disorder, to be this skinny requires a commitment to starving yourself….

It is possible that she’s just an old lady with bone degradation, you know OSTHEO ARTHRITIS or some shit, but is on the right meds so that she can show you she’s still got the moves while sniffing out her own vagina…

Sure, you think it’s her showing you what she could do in the 80s when she was 20, living on the streets doing cardboard box break dancing to a new sound they called Hip Hop…

But it’s more about seeing if she can smell the remnants of Pete Davidson’s loads all these years later….

She’s terrifyingly skinny….but we like them emaciated around here, beats out any fat chicks and at 65 years old, the girl still has it going on enough, because she hasn’t fully rotted out, just her internal organs have….and apparently she likes the smell.

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2025

Apr

Wetspot Wednesday the RIP Motherfucker Val Kilmer Edition of the Day

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This is a Wetspot Wednesday for Val Kilmer…a double feature, double wedding, WET SPOT and RIP MOTHERFUCKER edition.

I think he would have really liked the Wet Spot based on Throat Cancer being caused by eating pussy….

You know, I emailed him once….and based on the interaction I had with the SPAM BOT pretending to be VAL KILMER….

I think he would have really appreciated the WET SPOT….but not because of anything he told me or implied when asking me to send 1000 dollars in gift cards to an address in India…..

But because throat cancer is caused by eating pussy…..THE WET SPOTS…

Like you, I woke up to the news that Val Kilmer had finally died after a long struggle with throat cancer that landed him with a tracheostomy….and pretty much fucked him up over the last 20 years.

Unlike you, I would have rather woke up to a blow job….

I saw the documentary and it’s a sad story, because as much as celebrities fucking suck for the most part because of their egos and as much as acting is a pretty gay activity of playing make-belief as adults in these elaborate and high production sets….that make them too much money validating those egos…They do get to live pretty awesome lives…and apparently Brad Pitt is really nice.

There are some good movies, there are some good actors and there are some memorable characters and Val Kilmer is one of them.

You can’t hate everything hater, sometimes you just have to say that Val Kilmer was a legend….

His story is also insane…dude is at the top of his game, eats out Cher, dies 40 years later from the cancer her pussy gave him, or a complication from the cancer her pussy gave him.

Throat cancer is straight from the dirty box….

I figured Wednesday is more than just Survivor Night, it’s also Wet Spot Wednesday.

So why not dedicate today’s gallery to a legendary actor, an icon in the Hollywood machine, a crazy fucking story from being at the top, to probably feeling like he hit rock bottom…

And really Wet Spots are the most appropriate thing to bring to a funeral…

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker|WetSpot

2025

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I almost shut down the site today….it wasn’t an April Fools joke….but I figured what a great day to go dark.

I realize no one would notice the site was no more, but goodbye posts to a thankless group of assholes seems pretty fucking gay.

I’m more about “disappearing”…

I was convinced that I was going to end it all….so that I can stare at the wall in peace. Or start the sex cult I’ve always wanted to star.

Blogs are dated, they are useless, no one cares.

They are effort, they cost money to run, they are useless, no one cares.

Advertisers don’t advertise. Readers don’t read. Shoppers don’t shop….

Money isn’t made, all that goes to OF girls…I should make some internet money…

Then there’s image copyright trolls using AI to come at you asking for $1,000,000 dollars for a picture you made fun 19 years ago..

I’m more than 20 years in on this shit….which is foolish….and I guess April fools doesn’t really count when I’m a fool pretty much every day of the year.

So, I am still here….

It doesn’t mean I won’t shut down the site soon, or eventually, it just means I have at least one more stepLINKS in me…and probably some more posts tomorrow…because I can’t let my last post be me talking about my last post and going dark.

I have to hit you by surprise…and that would RUIN the suprirse….

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2025

Apr

Booty of the Day

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Her name is JUH BOOTYLICIOUS but I’m sure that’s not on her birth certificate, but if it isn’t a NOM DE PLUME, or a PEN NAME, or a STAGE NAME and she is in fact JUH BOOTYLICIOUS ….then she has found the right place to hang out.

She’s a Brazilian, she likes motorcycles and she wants you to buy a picture of her ass for 1 dollar.

I mean, that’s totally fucking reasonable….

So get yourself up on this ASS CLICK HERE

Posted in:CheekedUp

2025

Apr

Brooks Nader See Through Outfit for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

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Brooks Nader has pretty much lost her mind, her ego got to her head, which is what happens to all these whores of instagram. They decide that they are famous and that they deserve the attention of a famous person outside of their social media likes and follows.

In her case, she was a model who broke through to Sports Illustrated Swim, so her celebrity wasn’t entirely based on slutty selfies, which there is something of value there, since it’s not some DIY celebrity creation that involves a understanding of basic internet marketing and content creation, but instead that required a third party to sign on and endorse.

She’s recently divorced from her Exec at Sports Illustrated, who I am sure had some help in the process of creating her Sports Illustrated Swim model life.

But the second she got offered Dancing with the Stars, she was out of there, thinking that was her big break, forgetting that only fat people on disability in the trailer park watch that nonsense, it’s hardly the reality TV show to make you.

Since then, it’s been a series of her tits out, in this case her ass out, in calls she’s made herself to the paparazzi in a deep desperation, maybe a midlife crisis knowing she’s an aged out divorcee with a small window to get that real celebrity sperm in her, so it’s all part of her campaigning for that.

If you’re into shamless self promoting whores who happen to be SI Swim models because they were fucking the executives there, doing all they can for some level of celebrity, here you fucking go…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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Heidi Klum’s got big tits they need a make-up artist to cover all the aging sag and stretch marks, German BDSM and second hand Lupus from Seal scarring…

Her tits, at least at her age is pretty much all she’s got going for her, along with piles of money and a celebrity from being a bikini model you wanted to fuck for 3-4 decades.

She may have strategically tried to stop the rot pretty well, managing to not look as 60 years old as she is. Probably with the right face injections, but we’ll pretend it’s Nazi technology that carried on into her generation from the Eugenics program.

However, someone sent me pics of her daughter from before she got work done to look more like Heidi and it seems there may be a surgeon close to the family, maybe living in the basement like the Kardashaians have, to give them that marketable hotness they need to succeed.

Not that Heidi needs to have that compelling model face to suck us all in, she knows as much as we know that her big tits are enough.

They are big tits that sucked up in back in the 90s when she started this run at being jerked off to by the masses so hard they give her TV shows to host.

They are big tits that have re-invented the German mother with big tits who instead of making Schnitzel and Struddels with her big tits hanging over the kitchen counter, are big tits in a bikini.

I guess is great marketing for the Germany of tomorrow….one that makes you wonder if her big tits have ever been shit on, because there was a time when Germans were known for their SCAT like they were Japanese.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

Apr

Dua Lipa’s Australian Experience of the Day

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Dua Lipa has gamed the system, or at least TikTok, which has allowed her to become one of the top international pop acts because people are morons.

She got in on that TikTok money early on, becoming the soundtrack to a generation of full retards doing full retard dances hoping to get famous.

At least Dua Lipa was putting together catchy jingles and soundbites behind the retard dancing, or at least she’s profiting off actual musical output, whether we like it or not.

It’s the retard dancers getting famous for being retard dancers that I’m more concerned with.

There have been countless one-hit-wonders, I’m the kind of guy who wishes he had a one-hit wonder, but that would require being relevant, finger on the pulse, at that right moment in time and I guess it would require being musical, not a lazy sloth who does nothing, but a go-get-em kind of person…..

So I don’t hate the one-hit wonder, or in Dua’s case, the multiple hit wonder….

It’s the retard dancer, putting no thought or effort in his America’s Funniest Video and getting famous for it, becoming a meme, being paid because he said HAWK TUAH in reference to sucking a cock….that is far more offensive than strategic one-hit-wonder marketing…

Luckily for Dua, the retard dancer and all the aspiring retard dancers want to experience her in person, keeping her making that money.

She’s in AUSTRALIA and this is her personal ROUND-UP….not the pesticide…because it seems to attract the insects of the world.

TO SEE HER UNEVENTFUL IN A BIKINI TOP CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2025

Apr

Tao Wickrath in a Bikini for Kim K’s Trash of the Day

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I don’t know what the fuck Tao Wickrath is, but apparently she’s some kind of very important model that the Kardashians have entrapped and made part of their cult, stripped into a thong, and put her in a campaign…the WRATH OF WICKRATH….now that she’s got that demonic energy in her ANUS.

The power of the THONG compels me and sucks me into this DEMONIC overlord shit…that is the Kardashians…

The girl doesn’t even have the BEST ass, but nothing photoshop won’t fix for when they put this out as part of a campaign.

The girl is in a THONG and that’s really all I need as a spectator to appreciate a woman.

I used to love the thong when it first went mainstream in the mid-90s, it made me think the girl on the bus who was whale tailing was exciting and adventurous.

Then, I hated the thong, because it was too mainstream, it was everywhere, fat chicks had embraced the thong and used it a some circulation cutting off dental floss torture device for both them and the spectator in me.

For some reason, the thong fetish is back baby…..I’m back baby…must be cyclical.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

Apr

Nina Dobrev Bikini Whore of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a Canadian living the Canadian dream because she only came to Canada to get a passport and a start in her acting career, before exporting herself to America to live the American dream. I think its called a pass-through passport…

The Eastern European escaped communism because Canada, even back then, was a safe haven for refugees.

They probably didn’t pay them each 6000 dollars per month like they do now, which is why one Ukrainian who came here in the 70s told me that he hates the Ukrainians of today because they come here to collect their 6000 dollars, only to fly home and keep collecting the 6000 dollars, basically gaming the system into thinking they are refugees in Canada while eating CHICKEN KIEV IN KIEV.

But they did give the DOBREV’s a place for NINA to live while waiting to grow out her tits, so that one day she could seduce a professional snowboarding entrepreneur into face fucking her into marriage.

I guess she was on TV in between that.

I think she’s about 35, she wasn’t really a big botox chick for a long time, looking like a standard aging woman…but that may have changed, I couldn’t tell ya, I’m looking at her tits….that seem far happier than if they stayed in Easter Europe and were forced to be shit on by rich men in Dubai, only to be found dead or near dead after one of them HUMMUS parties that the other hot chicks from Eastern Europe with dreams of instagram ballin’ seem to get themselves into.

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