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2020

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Aly Raisman Getting Fat for the Feeder Fetishists of the Day

Aly Raisman, the US Gymnast hero who was sexually assaulted by that Larry dude, and who should blame her parents and their Olympic dreams for allowing that to happen, is out here looking like a COVID Quarantine Meme….like:

You know eating all the fucking snacks bored and not active, as people start to experience the life I live daily for the last 15 years….

But the truth is it is probably her trauma from being finger banged by a team doctor while he was fixing a sprained ankle…that’s what she blames her lack of exercise and over-eating on.

I prefer stress starvers, the girls who stop eating when they are under DURESS… you know cuz they look better….

Luckily for her, the world loves fat chicks for marketing purposes, so she can ease up or give up on training, and let that muscle atrophy as her gunt grows…playing the whole “healed, feeling whole” nonsense…knowing a brand like American Eagle will still pay her too much money for her new found tits…that unfortunately came with a fat back and belly…

Pretty gross turn of events over here.

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2020

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Mar

Victoria’s Secret Lame WOKE Campaign of the Day

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This is hilarious. The brand is so disconnected from the current climate of the world that they were facing potential bankruptcy. The founder and head of the company was too busy funnelling money to EPSTEIN to stay on top of what must be a joke of a business to him. I mean the whole selling shitty 30 cent panties to idiot Americans in a mall setting for 30 dollars just because you pay these hot chicks, who FUCK YOU FOR THE JOB, to promote it….making billions of dollars…can make a dude lose touch a bit.

But in a knee jerk reaction, they are like “we need to change the image, since society doesn’t like hot chicks anymore, and put some normals in the mix”….even though society STILL likes hot chicks, it’s just the loud mouth loser trans people, who make up 10 percent of the world, you know the weirdo outspoken nerd fuck in your high school class who never shuts up on their quest for EQUITY…and fairness…is not the mindset of the norm.

Totally missing the mark that society just find your brand tired and boring and would rather buy panties from some instagram whore….

But in a knee jerk reaction they are like “put in a fat chick, an old chick, three ethnically obscure chicks, and a tranny, who is the only hot one that looks like an actual model”….becuase that’s how companies think…they don’t think big picture strategy they just follow the bullshit mold all to try to save their asses and their stores….so stupid…

Fuck Victoria’s Secret and the fat old tranny asian or black they rode in on…..

No this is not a collab with Marvel’s newest super heroes.

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2020

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Top Pussy Flashers of Reddit this Week of the Day

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Here’s a bunch of girls who are doing what anyone would do during a pandemic…flashing their pussies.

I don’t know if it’s one of those survival instinct, like “Please Fill Me Up With Babies To Keep the Species Alive”…but there is a direct correlation between crisis and perversion.

This reminds me of an Orangatan in heat I once saw on a nature show. Just a big old swollen pussy hoping to get knocked up, or at least paid on a monthly subscription.

The world is nuts….but pussy flashing is the new titty flashing and I for one like to stare at pussy…even though I know a lot of dudes out there who don’t…because they are fags.

This isn’t porn, this is reddit contributions and reddit finances Serena William’s cleaning lady, I assume she covers the other expenses….

SO I guess that means Serena Williams is a fucking pornographer as a consequence of her husband being a pornographer…

Also…how about a quarantine pussy meme:

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2020

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Mar

Halsey in Blackface of the Day

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IT IS NOT RACIST – HER DAD IS BLACK…

There was a time when this bitch whined about being half black with nappy hair and not getting the products she needs from the hotels she doesn’t pay for thanks to sucking the right DJ off at the club and getting a career because kids don’t need talent or even good product, it just needs to be catchy, a meme, clickbait…you know it…videogame culture…

Now this bitch is out here living that good life, while pretending she was a homeless drug addict, cuz it makes her poptart dick sucking, trying to be famous, celebrity bullshit life she now has cuz she’s a groupie mainstream lame as fuck pile of shit, seem like it has a better origin story.

Throw her in the trash where she belongs this week old kitchen garbage looking bitch.

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2020

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Dua Lipa Takes a Bath of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some bullshit slut from Youtube who got her career because of youtube. You see Youtube caters to the PEDOs and perverts, I mean the internet as a whole caters to perverts, so all these dot com companies that pretend they aren’t porn sites, get a huge percentage of traffic from people looking to jack off. It’s the one consistent need humans have…not food, or shelter…but cumming…

What we know in this crisis is that jerking off has seen an unprecedented high…and while people are locked away, what the fuck else is there to do, and if you have no food, what the fuck else is there to do….

So thanks to that overall coding in our DNA, since we are all an experiment, Dua Lipa could put up videos of her being a young slut, millions of dudes jerked off to that content, and the record label was like “she matters, let’s get her a deal”….so here she is being a pop star, created by dudes jerking off to her and not a popstar created by talent leading to dudes jerking off to her…you see, there is a difference!!

She’s in the bath washing off her sin this Albanian new year season.

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2020

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Mar

Bella Hadid Smoking of the Day

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Let’s all come together now, maybe virutally hold hands in a circle, like we are in some kind of sex cult, assuming you are all women, even though you aren’t, we gotta make due in these dark times….and pray…not because I am a religious man, but because I figure if we put the positive vibes out there, together…maybe, just maybe…the Kardashians, Hadids, throw in a Baldwin or two…Ellen, and a few other assholes who think they control pop culture…go into quarantine together….and DIE.

HERE SHE IS TOPLESS IN SELF QUARANTINE…she wrote a whole lot of bullshit about staying in and saving the world because she’s a daft rich cunt who doesn’t understand people need to eat.

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Top 10 Upside Down Bikinis of the Day

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Women are so innovative.

It’s like they’ve created the bikini, but the bikini isn’t slutty enough for them, thanks to old women wearing them, normalizing them and ruining the hype dudes had for them whenever they’d see a bikini pic. I assume dudes from the 80s and 90s can relate to this because there was a time before social media, where the bikini pics didn’t run rampant, and whenever we’d go to a pool or beach or swimming class, or aquafitness because we are perverts who like old pussy, we’d see one pieces…the occassional hot bodied chick, or older mom who didn’t give a fuck would be in a bikini and we’d be like “holy shit”….then social media happened, and we’d be there jerking off to girls we knew or work with on vacation in their bikinis….until reaching complete bikini maximization…saturation….everyone was in a bikini….so girls were forced to go nude, but when they couldn’t go nude, they had to find ways to increase the slut in the bikini, and some girls are doing it by tying up their titties with their bikini top, like you’d like to do with chains so that they don’t escape you…

Clever advances in fashions…..

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2020

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Mar

Mom Finds Out Her Son May Give her Ex-Husband COVID-19 of the Day

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This made me laugh, I mean I have options to find all the smut that people are producing out there. I mean when people are bored and not making money, selling feet pics, panties despite the health risk, and all the other sex work that is considered mainstream and acceptable, and not just for the weird girls, those GAP girls are up on it.

Yet, I’m here posting videos of a bitter divorcee because I guess there’s porn in that, especially in this time of divorce rates about to go through the roof, while people are piled up on top of each other forced to deal with their hatred of each other…”You aren’t the person I married”…kind of thing.

Always a fun time watching the collapse.

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2020

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Mar

Crackhead Dance to Keep Your Spirits Up of the Day

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When I first started the site, I had zero interest in pop culture and celebrity, and still don’t, but I got a lot of joy out of crazy people. I’m talking homeless, crackheads, drunks, low level sex workers, the people who make up the world….and give it color.

I always found celebrities to be these coddled, sterile, contrived, boring, fake, overpaid, losers….with no actual substance or value…and what they did was just glitter and sparkles but not authentic or real or relatable.

I ended up doing celebrity content because it was east to hate on shit, but my real passion is the fucking weirdos that make up the world…so I TikTok, despite being Chinese Spy software, is allowing others to document the weirdos in their backyards, some weirdos are documenting themselves and my soul feels like it is being filled, massaged, satisfied…all from the comfort of my own home…because going out there to capture the weirdos was way too much effort for a slacker like me…but the first iteration of stepTV, that lived on HEAVY.com when it was a Youtube and not a News Site….had at least 100 videos of weirdos being weird….unfortunately…they all got deleted. Story of my life.

Posted in:Videos

2020

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Mar