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2023

22

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Even pussy’s gotta eat sometimes….

It seems more often than not….based on all the pants I see jacked in vagina all the time.

It’s one of those “have the pants changed” or “have the pussy’s become more demanding”….all eating anything that comes their way because of internet porn, or some other instagram influencer shit….because there was never this much visible pussy eating pants in my lifetime.

It’s a welcomed change, since visible pussy in pants is tragic….plus with all these transgendered looking like instagram chicks, it saves some awkward nights you end up with a dick in your mouth….,

Here are some pussy eating pants…

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2023

22

Nov

Sommer Ray is a Fitness Influencer of the Day

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Sommer Ray is a fitness influencer who went viral because her mother, who is also a fitness personality, bought an instagram account with a million followers from a porn chick, to transition over to her teen daughter to pretend she does fitness, with her big round ass….it’s all pretty perverted and disturbing, but you do what you gotta do for that AMERICAN DREAM….

Sommer Ray did this shoot showing you how to workout in her gym, because she’s a fitness influencer and her favorite move seems to be fucking the equipment, or at least giving the impression she fucks the equipment…

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2023

22

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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There’s nothing hotter than an emotionally unstable woman getting naked with her weed paraphernalia to let you know that she’s either medicated, or super chill and laid back, like a Bob Marley song, you know Rasta shit…all Caribbean living.

I’m not a weed hater, I think anything that God brings to us is better for us than anything shitty demonic man creates…..

I am just saying…hot chicks smoke weed, but they don’t seem to be the chicks uploading their NUDES to the internet with weed paraphernalia….

So, there are a lot hotter things than these girls posing with weed as an angle or crutch that they clearly need because without it, because they aren’t all that hot, and they wouldn’t have a niche market or lifestyle to appeal to if they didn’t try to exploit the weed.

I guess that’s more hustle and grind than we can say for the weed heads sitting at home playing marathon sessions of videogames.

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2023

22

Nov

The Instagram Girl with the Glowing Butt Plug of the Day

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Her name is YOURGFMILA which seems a little manipulative, like she’s targeting the lonely simps into believing that she cares about them, that she doesn’t just want them to subscribe to her shit, that she would actually meet them in person if they sign over their life savings to her, that she will learn to love them just as long they keep sending her money to show that they care, these things take time, it’s not a love at first sight situation, but that doesn’t mean it can’t end in a loyal partnership to end the painful sadness and lonliness without her….

IT’s some programming “Your Girlfriend”…..telling your weak mind that she’s your girl, while telling all her followers that she’s their girl too, all to get into their wallets over an internet connection, while you never get in her pants…terrible deal.

Like granny always said, “it’s not gonna suck itself”….but she also said “If you’re going to pay a whore, be sure you’re draining your balls in the whore”…..otherwise what’s the fucking point…there’s no real connection over a screen, get it together loser.

Anyway, this girl, YOUR GIRLFRIEND MILA who is NOT your Girlfriend, keeps popping up on the instagram feed and she’s got a light up butt plug that shines through her pants. That’s her angle, that’s her creative vision, that is within the instagram rules, terms, conditions, moral code, all while contributing and profiting off the degeneracy of society.

She may be AI….or photoshopped so hard that she’s not technically real…but she’s your gf, not mine.

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2023

22

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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They want you fat….but worse, they are normalizing fat chicks and want you jerking off to them…

Not just the women who are fat, but society as a whole, with their XXXL lingerie, get the fuck out of here with that shit you fucking predators, you fucking anti-human, destroying humanity, trying to make the world a sick and vile place, you disgusting fucking demons turning hot chicks into pigs.

So now the fat chicks who are posing nude like they are hot chicks, or like they are living in another era where being fat meant you were rich or healthy enough to reproduce because you weren’t dying of scurvy….

In these modern times, where we have running water, access to good food, gyms, and no real excuse for being fat, it’s not hot, stop supporting the OBESITY CRISIS by jerking off to it.

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2023

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be crazy, but I am starting to think that people are starting to turn their backs on the degeneracy of the internet.

It’s boring, it’s not interesting, everything has been done. It’s not exciting, it’s not shocking, it’s not even that exciting.

I think there’s going to be a revival for family programming, traditional values, wholesome shit, and not just because it’s Christmas and Thanksgiving, but because we’re humans who probably want some kind of human experience back, without all the tabloid trash they shove down our throats all day….

Now here’s some stepLINKS to some DEGENERACY since we’re not quite there yet…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Cavinder Twins Workout Pic
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Former NFL WAG YesJulz Shows Off Her Weight Loss!
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Giraffe Has Been Waiting For This His Whole Life
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend is an Influencer!
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Patrick Mahomes’ Dad Cheers On Eagles
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ANITTAAAA555
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Tallia Storm in a See Through Dress for the 2023 BAFTA Scotland Awards!
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Lily-Rose Depp’s See Through In the Kitchen!
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Some of the best stunts by Buster Keaton
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Jason Kelce Wife Kylie
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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7 things you shouldn’t be able to buy online, but can
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10 true crimes that changed laws
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THE BULLET RUN
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Travis Kelce Caught on the Hot Mic with his Brother
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Provocative Paige Spiranac: Green Bay Packers Bikini Photoshoot Reveals Jaw-Dropping Big Boobs and Bootylicious Backside!
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Bonus Butts #425
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Steam Sauna Moment!
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Heidi Klum’s Las Vegas F1 Outfit!
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Man creates an amazing speaker using a walnut shell
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Funniest fails on the internet
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33 Hot ‘Rear View’ Photos
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Indian village with the most expensive nutmeg and mace
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SLUM FIGHTS E99
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Does boiling dirty pond water kill the bacteria?
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Farting Makes Everyone Laugh
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Alexandra Daddario’s Alluring Bra and Panties Look at Saks Fifth Avenue
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Travis Kelce Calls Taylor Swift a Genius!
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Kendall Jenner Shows Some Skin!
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BRUTAL ATTACK ON A CONSERVATIVE CANDIDATE IN THE NETHERLANDS
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Incredible drag race between the famous Ferrari F40 and the Bugatti EB110
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Slug gets stunned by a water droplet
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The Perfect Face
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Celebs With Hidden Talents (25 Gifs)
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Times when drag racing cars had their parachutes fail
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Jackets to Get You Ready for Fall!
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People carrying narcotics get caught in an airport
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40+ Sexy Bikini Girls
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Zoe Kravitz Braless at Caring For Women Dinner!
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Trucker drives his truck through a very difficult mountain road
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Controlled demolition of the Eggborough cooling towers
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44 Photos That Show How The Rust Belt Became A Ghost Of Its Former Glory
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Alexandra Daddario – Dior’s Carousel of Dreams windows at Saks Fifth Avenue
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Rachel Zegler – Dior’s Carousel of Dreams windows at Saks Fifth Avenue
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Stella Maxwell – Grocery shopping in Los Angeles
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Lily Allen – Going shopping in New York City
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Millie Bobby Brown – With Bon Jovi, Jr. out in New York
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Jennifer Lawrence – Dior’s Carousel of Dreams windows at Saks Fifth Avenue
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Charlotte McKinney – Bikini at the beach in Miami
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Josephine Skriver – JOJA Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner – Calvin Klein Holiday collection photoshoot
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Mariah Carey – 2023 Billboard Music Awards Culver City
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dua Lipa in a Sheer Dress!
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Online Oopsies!
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Payton Preslee and Kianna Dior are Porn Bikini Babes!
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Amber Heard – All her nude and sexy scenes
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Amazing Rack (GIF)
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Big Boobie Chloe Vevrier Éblouissante
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Two Holes Wand Time!
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Nude Niemira – Favorite Pastime
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Eve Marlowe all kinds of naked in That’s a Wrap (2023)
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Lingerie Luxe: Kendall Jenner Graces Calvin Klein’s Holiday Collection in Bra and Panties Glory!
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MASHUP MADNESS
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Pauline Tantot Reading and Wearing Sexy Underwear!
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Going Out on a Date with Kira Noir!
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The Moment She Realized
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Exotic Asian Tomie Tang Will Keep You Busy Tonight
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Ashlyn Peaks Sucks Dick on a Ladder!
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Margot’s wonderful body… in a new photoshoot!
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Girl goes from innocent to kinky in a matter of seconds
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Celebs Nude Beach
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Dildo Side By Side!
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10 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Leanne Crow Shaken Not Stirred
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Come onnn Titty (GIF)
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AMATEUR FLESH: LADY A
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There is some pretty great nudity in Godless: The Eastfield Exorcism (2023), but …
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On The Escalators (GIFS)
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Nude tattoo model gone hardcore
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Britney Spears’ Daring Dance: Scandalous Nipslip Oops Moment!
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Magic Mia Nudes!
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Ines Cudna Can She Cook? Who Cares?
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The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever
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Close Up Pussy Rub!
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2023

21

Nov

Stella Hudgens Shows Bush of the Day

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I am a huge Bush Supporter, Bush 2024 motherfuckers. I’ve been doing this silly little site for close to 20 years and throughout those 20 years, I can assure you I’ve been an ambassador of Bush. I wouldn’t expect you to go through the archives and figure that out for yourself, so trust me on it….it’s easier that way….

I realize that in this era, bush is stylish, on trend, hip and cool, but for a long time, dudes would gag at the thought of bush, the sight of bush, the mention of bush….and women are all out there waxing their cunts into some chicken skin looking disaster that would be stubble within the day, or in Stella Hudgens’ sister’s case, within the hour…they’re a hairy family…

So yeah, Stella’s bush is exciting, it means her OnlyFans hustle is more aggressive, she’s putting more effort into it, going racier, going more hardcore, because as all whores know there’s only leveling up from here. The greed is too strong, and until the double anal scene happens and the realization of what they’ve done for money sets in, or until they find god, all roads lead to double anal.

This may not be exciting, but it’s more exciting that her original OF content, keep up the good work celebrity sister, we’re fans.

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2023

21

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Brought to you by CHEEKED UP

Tight pants are pretty much the only kind of pants worth dying over….

If you see a pair of tight pants crossing the street and you need to get a closer look at each labia grinding against each other with every step the girl takes, you don’t take the time to look to see if you have the right of way, or the green light or the little walking guy….you hone in on the target made visible through tight pants…

No other pants, not snow pants, or sweat pants, or jeans or cords, overalls, raver pants, DOCKERS or DICKIES, crazy pants, pyjama pants, dress pants or other pants live up to the TIGHT PANT, because with tight pants you can almost see every ridge of the anus, every lip and valley, every cellulite dimple…it’s basically getting as close to the light without actually getting burned….where being burned would be actually seeing the girl naked, which I guess isn’t being burned at all….

Here are those TIGHT PANTS….

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2023

21

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Sometimes you have to wonder how many times a motherfucker can say “Tiny Tits are Titties Too”….or “Tiny Tit Lives Matter”…..because it seems to be a weekly thing over here, because what the fuck does a motherfucker need to say about small tits, other than that they are awesome because they are tits, and that as someone who hates fake everything, in this fake world, amongst fake people, with fake faces, and face tits, and fake personalities, and fake fucking fake everything….a small natural tit is the last of the realness we get in this curated bullshit internet world of fake…

As it turns out, a motherfucker can say “Tiny Tits are Titties Too”….and/or “Tiny Tit Lives Matter”…..yet ANOTHER motherfucking TIME motherfucker….because #FACTS.

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2023

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner in Underwear of the Day

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I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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