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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not letting the Corona Virus get in the way of my rub and tugs at the asian massage parlour.

I will not give into the media hype to crash the stock market on Friday, in efforts for rich people to buy up all the stocks at a low only for them to sky rocket again….

I will not wait in line at Costco amongst all the CORONAVIRUS that hasn’t been detected to get mass supplies to power me through the CORONAVIRUS scare…while dying of Corona Virus I got at Costco getting my supplies to power through the CORONAVIRUS scare….

It’s times like these that being a hermit works out nicely for me….not that I fear virus, I’ve accepted humans are disgusting piles of disease the first time I got throat yeast infection from a seemingly nice and wholesome girl I met at a bar who “doesn’t do that kind of thing”, but my “charm” was too hard to resist because it made her so tired she could barely walk…you know romance….but the joke was on me with every time I tried to swallow for a week until I ate a tube of Monistat.

I will however judge fat women on social media pretending to be fighting for body positivity, fighting against body shaming because it allows them to be fat and lazy and complaining…like all girls do.

Some morning links, don’t mind if I do…

Ford f150 with Reaper Wheels
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Dashcam Footage Shows Bridge Collapse
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Madonna Fell
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Landslide of the Day
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Mindy Kaling’s 10 Million Dollar Home
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Rammstein’s Euro Tour
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Kylie Jenner’s Slutty SHoot
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Some Chick in a Bikini Shoot
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Dumb Cop jokes
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Check out the tits on that nurse, fingers cross that she’s assigned to me when this virus kicks our asses, I’ll help her with her social media strategy and building up that snapchat…..unless she dies of the Corona Virus.

My biggest regret this weekend was that I didn’t go into the safety mask business, some DrunkenStepfather Pussy-Face Face Masks….an idea I’ve had for a while…but never executed…but if I did, 67 million people would be rockin’ my pussy-face face masks, a nation of vaginas covering your mouths the way nature intended all while avoiding every Chinese person they see, which is racist, cuz you should also avoid Iranians and Italians…Mama Mia…

As every event gets cancelled, from Spring Break to the Olympics….my fingers are crossed for the Coachella cancellation notice I’m expecting as the virus spreads into the summer….I mean all the sad festival losers will bring me great joy.

SPRING BREAK FOREVER – EXCEPT THIS YEAR – CUZ IT IS CANCELLED….

The biggest problem with Corona Virus is not that 38 percent of Americans think it has to do with Corona Beer according to a MEME I read and accept as actual news….because it’s the internet and that’s where news is created….

The biggest problem with the Corona Virus s that there are people who have a fetish for spreading their germs…so whether it’s the pervert who smears his cum on products at the drug store….or if it’s someone who rubs his asshole juices on McDonald’s touch screens / ATMs, or someone who spits on elevator buttons or railings….they are out there.

We are all fucked, but not in an up the ass way, in a “I’ll sacrifice for the reset of society, I’m willing to take that for society as a whole”….these manufactured, anti-biotic resistence, transmittable through bodily fluid diseases are always a good time. Just ask Tom Hanks in Philidelphia, I think that shit got him an Oscar….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna is Hot in this Lingerie Campaign
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SZA Hot Cleavage and Vintage Cars for Calvin Klein
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Britney Spears has Found Photoshop
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Tiffani Thiessan to Join New Saved By the Bell
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J.Lo Hurt by Oscar Snub – Get Out Of HEre J.Lo
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Kate Upton – Big Social Media Boobs
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Elle Fanning Braless
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Francia James – Aggressive Cameltoe
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Ashley Nocera is Some Shit
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Car VS Parked Car
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50 Caliber Rated Body Armour
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James Franco Calls #metoo allegations tabloid fodder
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Model Covered in Hair Nude Shoot
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Kylie Jenner’s Rat Tail in a Bikini
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Public Enemy Performs for Bernie
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Crazy Jeep Fail…
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Police Departments are Corrupt
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The World’s Most Expensive Hotel Room
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The LAPD is in Trouble Over the Kobe Investigation
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High at the Gas Station
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Lennon Gergen’s Hot Vintage Vibes
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Sofia Richie 1/4 of a Bikini
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Life in Beijing During Corona Virus Outbreak
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The Oprah Falling Video
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Carla Guetta’s Hot Ass in Panties in Miami
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Dua Lipa Looking Hot
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Scariest Face Out There
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Truck Driver Becomes Local Hero
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Paraglider Crash Landing
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BOBBLE BOOTY – THE BEST THING EVER – Seriously
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Rainey QUalley Skinny in a Slutty Top – Tainted by Pete Davidson Cock
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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Sarah Bolger in a Tight Dress
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Christine Ko in a Slutty Dress
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Bella Hadid Monster
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Jessica Biel Looking Like a Mom
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Tilly Keeper Legs
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Christina Milian Street Walking
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Kylie Jenner’s Silly Photoshoot
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Christine McGuinness in Spandex
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Miley Cyrus – Terrifying Face
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Pia Mia in Fuck Me Boots
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Dakota Johnson Legs
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Just a Girl Lathering up in the Bath
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A Whole Lot of Booty
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Just Japanese Things
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Girl Washing in a Puddle
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Just a Girl and her Big Tits
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Squirting School
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Cam Girl Showing How her Vagina Works
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How Strippers Learn to COunt
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Just an Amateur Sex Tape
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Tragic Turn of Events
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Perks of Being the Boss
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Kental Mondays
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Naked on the Harp
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Ass Jiggle in the Shower
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Athletic Fister
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Just Two Sluts Working Out
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Boobs and a Rose
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Big Boobed Wife in the Shower
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2020

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Booty on the Balcony of the Day

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I don’t think Alessandra Ambrosio is that great. Even when she was at her prime she was the least exciting of the Brazilians. I just always found her pretty normal looking. That’s not to say her fit promo model for the evil underwear brand involved in a lot of weird backend deals with perverts like Epstein body wasn’t worth looking at, it’s just to say it wasn’t that exciting or hype…so at 40…she’s not going to change that for me. If I didn’t care for her at 20, I’m not going to care about her at 40…it’s just basic logic / math / science / whatever.

ANYWAY…..she’s on the balcony somewhere and you can see her ass in a robe, probably an ass that has had work done because her tits have had work done and at 40 she still models and there are scientific procedures to preserve what she had…but I guess it could be “genetics”, diet, fitness….whatever the technique…it still smells like old moth ball pussy…

Who cares what I have to say about any of this….

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2020

Mar

Stella Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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The big news is that Vanessa Hudgens is at her hottest now that she’s been dumped by her boyfriend, who like many dudes on some opportunistic kick, lock in that girl who can launch them on some K-Fed shit, only to fuck off once they are launched and able to score other hotter and more important pussy….only to leave the girl broken and confused because she’s a celebrity and thus an ego, from her High School Musical throne…all rejected, lost and not happy with how things turned out seeing as she always gets what she wants…so she hits the REVENGE button and gets slutty because really Vanessa Hudgens hasn’t made nearly enough noise…and has so much to offer despite the occassional nude leak….

How about her sister though?

One more…

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2020

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Titty Armpit Fetish of the Day

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When I was in my 20s, I lived with a dude who was an interesting character. From licking a hooker after eating KFC, only for the hooker to say “what’s that smell” at one of our hooker parties, to fucking a homeless girl on her period without a condom, to going to a gay bar after being dumped to see if that was his true calling because women hated him and caused him pain to finding him in MDMA pits getting massaged by men at raves we’d go to together, to being into girls who wear boys super hero underwear..to the police being called because of whatever porn he was watching and the legless neighbor with a drug problem thinking a girl was being violated….good times…but one of the consistent things he’d talk about was fucking armpits. Whether it was with girls I’d bring around, or just casual conversations, he’d just try to get girls to let him fuck their armpits…so this one’s for you bud….

Ashley Benson, the Cara Delevigne Lesbian…with her armpit, that lives next to her fat lesbian tit, ready to be fucked…all shaved and begging for cock like all woman armpits do…if you’re an armpit fetishist too.

Here she is at fashion week about 40 pounds lighter because she’s not eating so much semen anymore, or MAYBE it is because of her hanging with a model gf who starves her, or maybe drugs.

Here she is in what could be a see through granny doily dress…

Big day for Benson – Comeback tour…

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2020

Mar

Egle Ellerman’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who EGLE ELLERMAN is, but she seems to be some kind of weirdo “artist” on her INSTAGRAM …

I am a basic fucking pervert, so I have grown accustomed to many annoying things that come between me and the nudes, but as long as their nudes, the weird things don’t annoy me.

For example, this whole “I am an artist” thing doesn’t interest me, I think art is a scam and anyone can pretend to be high concept, pretentious, or that what they are doing is something important, unique or beauitful, but it’s all bullshit egotistical shit that they can sit around and have “debates” about or conversations about…but it’s all just noise that gets in the way of the nudes…but AT LEAST the nudes are still the key to the equation…

I’ve been putting things I jerk off to on mute since I started jerking off…so that’s why I do here….because no matter how you dice it…this is a vagina being a vagina in a photo…and that is the CORE of what matters….whether you take an art school stance and investigate the socio-economic commentary made through the poses, or talk about the “Pillow face” imprints of the sheets against her body as it compares to the the struggle of womanhood or whatever it is people who over analyze shit instead of taking it for what it is do…I see bush…and I like bush.

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2020

Mar

Tessa Griener in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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TESSA GRIENER seems to be some Canadian model who moved to LA to be more successful than just another random Canadian model…It’s common practice for Canadians to move to the USA to launch their careers on a bigger scale in places like LA…to both avoid the cold and meet the real players…as Canada is some small town to the big city that is America..and LA is the community they all expect to be found…usually the rich kids…who can afford LA rents, where they hang out being LA degenerates with other rich kids, pretending to be launching careers.

I have never met this Tessa Griener, despite Canadians all knowing each other, we meet at the annual maple syrup party all Canadians attend….which is unfortunate because she’s hot….now she’s out here in the USA living that bikini dream.

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2020

Mar

Hip Photoshoot with a Tit of the Day

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The models are: LUCIA RODRIGUEZ and Jovanka Novakovich and they are in bikinis, pantyhose, topless, etc….in a photoshoot that doesn’t really have any context or make any sense to me, but there is a tit and sometimes a tit is all you need.

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2020

Mar

Arielle Kebbel Posing Nude Behind a Handkerchief of the Day

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First, I want to say that a Handkerchief is spelled in a fucking crazy way….who the fuck invented that word…especially since this isn’t even a fucking handkerchief…but I felt like labeling it one like how I label people’s genders despite their “don’t assume my gender cries”…

Now, back to our regular post, of an actress named Arielle Kebbel. She’s 35, from Florida, was a Miss Flordia Pageant girl who went onto model, before deciding acting was her calling, because it’s a joke career that pays well for very little work.

She’s known for a bunch of movies and shows I’ve never heard of, more recently a recurring role on Ballers and Grand Hotel, two no longer in production shows…and she’s also in something called Hunt for the Bone Collector, whatever that is….but more importatnly, she’s doing an old burlesque trick of “am I naked behind this, wouldn’t you like to know”….even though Burlesque fucking sucks…just look at Dita Von Teese if you need a refresher in how dumb it is.

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2020

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Last week, we saw Britney Spears BREAK HER ANKLE ….complete with the horrible breaking bone sound that I bet at least one of you has a fetish for…because you are all weird violent and angry incel perverts, the kind of weirdo who can’t get off unless you hear that bone snapping sound, a sound I can’t stand….

This week, she’s posting some throwback bikini pics to off-set the weight gain you know she’s had being a 40 year old woman who isn’t working out 9 hours a day to appease her controllers, her broken foot, the only salvation or “out” that she has…otherwise like the salve that she is…she’s on a schedule and routine…they pretend it is for her mental health, but really it is for her to keep earning.

I guess we’re at that stage where Britney’s been part of our life for so fucking long, I’m thinking 22-23 years, that’s a long fucking time to have watched her age in her bikinis looking better than most, even if she’s a shell of what she was….it’s that whole “damn I’m old” self realization that comes every time I look at her tits….because I remember when this old broad launched “I’m Not that Innocent”….and I was in my late 20s…look at us now.