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2020

02

Mar

Ashley Benson Big Titty Armpit Fetish of the Day

When I was in my 20s, I lived with a dude who was an interesting character. From licking a hooker after eating KFC, only for the hooker to say “what’s that smell” at one of our hooker parties, to fucking a homeless girl on her period without a condom, to going to a gay bar after being dumped to see if that was his true calling because women hated him and caused him pain to finding him in MDMA pits getting massaged by men at raves we’d go to together, to being into girls who wear boys super hero underwear..to the police being called because of whatever porn he was watching and the legless neighbor with a drug problem thinking a girl was being violated….good times…but one of the consistent things he’d talk about was fucking armpits. Whether it was with girls I’d bring around, or just casual conversations, he’d just try to get girls to let him fuck their armpits…so this one’s for you bud….

Ashley Benson, the Cara Delevigne Lesbian…with her armpit, that lives next to her fat lesbian tit, ready to be fucked…all shaved and begging for cock like all woman armpits do…if you’re an armpit fetishist too.

Here she is at fashion week about 40 pounds lighter because she’s not eating so much semen anymore, or MAYBE it is because of her hanging with a model gf who starves her, or maybe drugs.

Here she is in what could be a see through granny doily dress…

Big day for Benson – Comeback tour…

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2020

02

Mar

Egle Ellerman’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who EGLE ELLERMAN is, but she seems to be some kind of weirdo “artist” on her INSTAGRAM …

I am a basic fucking pervert, so I have grown accustomed to many annoying things that come between me and the nudes, but as long as their nudes, the weird things don’t annoy me.

For example, this whole “I am an artist” thing doesn’t interest me, I think art is a scam and anyone can pretend to be high concept, pretentious, or that what they are doing is something important, unique or beauitful, but it’s all bullshit egotistical shit that they can sit around and have “debates” about or conversations about…but it’s all just noise that gets in the way of the nudes…but AT LEAST the nudes are still the key to the equation…

I’ve been putting things I jerk off to on mute since I started jerking off…so that’s why I do here….because no matter how you dice it…this is a vagina being a vagina in a photo…and that is the CORE of what matters….whether you take an art school stance and investigate the socio-economic commentary made through the poses, or talk about the “Pillow face” imprints of the sheets against her body as it compares to the the struggle of womanhood or whatever it is people who over analyze shit instead of taking it for what it is do…I see bush…and I like bush.

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2020

02

Mar

Tessa Griener in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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TESSA GRIENER seems to be some Canadian model who moved to LA to be more successful than just another random Canadian model…It’s common practice for Canadians to move to the USA to launch their careers on a bigger scale in places like LA…to both avoid the cold and meet the real players…as Canada is some small town to the big city that is America..and LA is the community they all expect to be found…usually the rich kids…who can afford LA rents, where they hang out being LA degenerates with other rich kids, pretending to be launching careers.

I have never met this Tessa Griener, despite Canadians all knowing each other, we meet at the annual maple syrup party all Canadians attend….which is unfortunate because she’s hot….now she’s out here in the USA living that bikini dream.

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2020

02

Mar

Hip Photoshoot with a Tit of the Day

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The models are: LUCIA RODRIGUEZ and Jovanka Novakovich and they are in bikinis, pantyhose, topless, etc….in a photoshoot that doesn’t really have any context or make any sense to me, but there is a tit and sometimes a tit is all you need.

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2020

02

Mar

Arielle Kebbel Posing Nude Behind a Handkerchief of the Day

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First, I want to say that a Handkerchief is spelled in a fucking crazy way….who the fuck invented that word…especially since this isn’t even a fucking handkerchief…but I felt like labeling it one like how I label people’s genders despite their “don’t assume my gender cries”…

Now, back to our regular post, of an actress named Arielle Kebbel. She’s 35, from Florida, was a Miss Flordia Pageant girl who went onto model, before deciding acting was her calling, because it’s a joke career that pays well for very little work.

She’s known for a bunch of movies and shows I’ve never heard of, more recently a recurring role on Ballers and Grand Hotel, two no longer in production shows…and she’s also in something called Hunt for the Bone Collector, whatever that is….but more importatnly, she’s doing an old burlesque trick of “am I naked behind this, wouldn’t you like to know”….even though Burlesque fucking sucks…just look at Dita Von Teese if you need a refresher in how dumb it is.

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2020

02

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Last week, we saw Britney Spears BREAK HER ANKLE ….complete with the horrible breaking bone sound that I bet at least one of you has a fetish for…because you are all weird violent and angry incel perverts, the kind of weirdo who can’t get off unless you hear that bone snapping sound, a sound I can’t stand….

This week, she’s posting some throwback bikini pics to off-set the weight gain you know she’s had being a 40 year old woman who isn’t working out 9 hours a day to appease her controllers, her broken foot, the only salvation or “out” that she has…otherwise like the salve that she is…she’s on a schedule and routine…they pretend it is for her mental health, but really it is for her to keep earning.

I guess we’re at that stage where Britney’s been part of our life for so fucking long, I’m thinking 22-23 years, that’s a long fucking time to have watched her age in her bikinis looking better than most, even if she’s a shell of what she was….it’s that whole “damn I’m old” self realization that comes every time I look at her tits….because I remember when this old broad launched “I’m Not that Innocent”….and I was in my late 20s…look at us now.

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2020

02

Mar

Bella Hadid Probably Has Corona Virus of the Day

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If only….

Bella Hadid is still pretending to be a model, thanks to having been raised by a stage parent mother who claims to have been a model, and who was clearly not willing to accept that her kid was an ugly duckling, so she did all she could to polarize the look into being seen as unique and beautiful, thanks to some plastic surgery procedures and some phone calls to important industry people she had met along the way.

She’s still pulling off the scam, people are still treating the ice cold faced, BORING as fuck, face injected monster like she’s legit. They give her work, let her walk the runway, hire her for campaigns, I find that weird, but that’s the power of money and access.

ANYWAY, she was just in ITALY, which was the second most dangerous Corona Virus country, and here she is walking the runway with her tits out, looking like she’s sweating through a fever, and if we’re lucky, she’ll be the first known person to get it, and as the “it-girl” the first to spread it through an industry that clearly needs a reset…because it’s lame as fuck and that needs a reset.

What I have always assumed about Hollywood and the Fashion industry is that at a point in time, it was innovative, and an exclusive group of creators. As each industry got bigger and bigger, it became more appealing to losers, and those losers created personas and did everything they could be a part of those industries, without having any talent to merit being in those industries, which is why they are all as lame as they are now. It’s just a bunch of posers try hards pulling off a scam like they were Bella Hadid…and that’s too bad…because the real talent that could do interesting things and EVOLVE these tired commercialized industries aren’t getting seen…but instead Hadid’s nipples are. Awesome.

That garlic cant help you now Bella

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2020

02

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nippled Swimsuit of the Day

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Who out there is in the mood for some wrecked celebrity rich kid, born to Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, seemingly set for life from the start, but clearly fell off course. Sure, she’s still financially set for life, I can’t imagine Alec giving all his money to his new family, and leaving her out of the will or trust fund, plus her mom’s an earner too, but despite popular belief, not all things are financial. Who gives a fuck about an account balance when you’re some mentally unstable, failed influencer / instagram model, who gets her 7 foot tall, 250 lbs, but luckily proportionate frame out half naked only for absolutely NO ONE to care.

Maybe she should look into some more Behind the Scenes work. Maybe use those film and TV connections to put herself to use. The bikini and bathing suit selfies are fine, but they aren’t going anywhere, and her next step is obviously following the other rich kid leads of getting some of those prison tats on her face, because rich people are unable to just live normal as rich people, they gotta try to go weird to feel like they have substance, value, are artists which is all so dumb. Just fucking be rich. Go on vacation every week. Stop wasting your damn time looking for validation to fill whatever void…and this one’s got a big void…Like granny always said, the bigger the girl the bigger the void.

Here she is drinking up like the good rehab graduate she is!

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2020

02

Mar

Battle of the Titty Top of the Day

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As it turns out – the TITTY TOP is a new trend and all the young sluts of the internet are wearing it.

It today’s Battle of the TITTY top, we’ve got Jordyn Jones VS Charlotte Lawrence….

Two girls, two shirts that hammock a breast like it’s a fat white person at a Caribbean Resort drinking Pina Coladas, only not necessarily FAT enough….

I’d let you vote, but I know you don’t exist, so instead, I’ll just bring you the content.

Jordyn Jones

OR

Charlotte Lawrence

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2020

02

Mar

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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The interesting thing about Rihanna, is that she’s gone from being one of the biggest pop stars to being a panty model. Sure it’s for her own brand, but it’s kind of a weird career arc, but a weird career arc is pretty consistent to Rihanna.

As far as I’m concerned, the being taken from a Shanty in Barbados and brought to another country with all the proper work visas in place all while underage, and really all while she didn’t even have that much raw talent, there was once a video circulating of her singing in her High School and she fucking sucked…so hard…you’ never expect a record exec to invest in her and create her. It just doesn’t make sense.

I was told by someone I know in Barbados that she was a sex worker, but that’s all hearsay. An underage sex worker for the British Tourists…it makes sense to me.

Clearly she likes to pose in her underwear and clearly her underwear brand is making her a lot of money. So it is in part her exhibitionism, coupled with her love of money, building out the brand. Probably far more rewarding than going on another tour, singing and dancing for the fans like some kind of idiot, when she really doesn’t need to be doing any of that, she’s already got her pile of money.

I like her new found thickness, even if THICC at Thirty ain’t my thing.

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