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2020

27

Feb

Rose Bertram Bikini of the Day

Rose Bertram is some Belgian model who was signed at 13. Not creepy at all. Even better she did shoots for Agent Provocateur before she turned 18. Wholesome…but she’s not to blame for that, blame the industry of sex offenders who go under the radar until they hit Weinstein level and the story goes viral.

Even better, she has been dating the man she has a kid with when she was 17! Racy. He’s a soccer player who I guess plays for a Toronto Team, and who is her meal ticket, so if you’re in Toronto keep your eyes out for her, she could be lurking…

I think she got “famous” by doing Sports Illustrated, probably with the help of her baby daddy, the soccer player, which was before she had the kid. I remember her being Rookie of the Year or something before SI got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies in their magazine, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Bertram still doing half naked shit after giving birth, a move that is the equivalent of what SI did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.

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2020

27

Feb

Pussy Cat Doll Screw Up of the Day

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This is a Video of the Pussy Cat Dolls failing on stage because they are just a novelty stripper act that isn’t very good…

The Pussy Cat Dolls are back and they haven’t changed their name to Nicole Scherzinger’s and the girls who backed her up in her first attempt at fame, before going off on her own and actually becoming real fucking famous, only to go back to the girls for a reunion tour, because people like familiar things and this shit will sell out across the world, because they are the Pussycat Dolls.

The other girls must be pumped seeing as Nicole has 4.4 million followers, and the next in line Ashley Roberts has 500k, then the next has 150k and the last has 76k followers…so they’ll get an uptake in biz riding Nicole’s dick as they’ve done for so long…I mean these stripper show girls have polarized their slutty dancing into mainstream pop success.

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2020

27

Feb

Lili Reinhart Bra of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Becky on Riverdale, which is currently in its fourth season (unfortunately), and is signed up for a fifth season (unfortunately), because it is a terrible fucking show.

It started out strong in the first season, a murder in a small town, loosely based off of the Archie comics in that the characters were from the comic, just nothing like the comic, but when it got renewed, they went the weirdest fucking direction with it.

It is a show that is SO fucking bad that even Luke Perry died to avoid going back to it. Skeet Ulrich has also tapped out to do other shit…and it seems like the entire writing staff quit in Season two, but Becky is still there…and this is her in her bra showing off her big tits, that you can’t clearly make out, but that also come with a big gut,…as big tits tend to do.

The real life girlfriend of the recently killed off Cole Sprouse (Jughead on the show), who once posted up some wet t-shirt pics of her a while ago and that her legal team made me remove from the site…because despite having tits, she doesn’t like showing off them tits for free, but in the show she doesn’t mind some supportive underwire tit. I guess is there attempt to edgy, now that all the kids have turned to Euphoria for their teen dramas…

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2020

27

Feb

Top Slutty Flight Attendants for Your Flight Attendant Fetish of the Day

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I still call them stewardesses or flying waitresses or air waitresses….not that I fly places, I’m not bougie like that, but I have flown places at least once and on those experiences I was not faced with any hot flight attendants, but rather old, lazy, unionized gossipers who talk down to you in a condescending way, who don’t give you what you ask of them, and who barely work….while collecting far too much money….seriously, every flight I’ve been on has been me hearing the stewardesses, a fat barely fitting down the aisle looking bitch saying “Oh thank god I’m never scheduled with Melissa, I haven’t seen her in years and I love it, I am so glad you’re not Melissa”….instead of getting me a fucking airplane sized bottle of booze…no “I want to fuck this flight attendant”…but lots of “I wonder if she’ll die from the Deep Vein Thrombosis she must have from sitting on planes all the time”.

I have met slutty waitresses and bar tenders over the years and even some strippers who have tapped out of that line work to get into the security of flight attendant work. Plus you can fly everywhere for free…so there are HOT SLUTTY GIRLS out there in the sky.

Someone out there clearly has a Flight Attendant fetish and has scoured the social media to find people who work as flight attendants only to post their sluttier pics in contrast to their work pics…and the whole thing is featured right here in this post…

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2020

27

Feb

Nicki Minaj Nipples for Carnival of the Day

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I don’t know if those are pics of Nicki Minaj and her husband the official SEX OFFENDER, because I don’t really pay attention to anything Nicki Minaj. I actually like to pretend she doesn’t exist since everything about her is some record label fabrication and scam. I don’t buy into some acting school loser who went to a casting and slowly turned into some ghetto hood shit. It’s cultural appropriation, she just gets away with it because black people don’t give a fuck, if anything they want some of her clout and didn’t mind putting up with her to get on her songs…while white people would never accuse her of being a scam or a black girl in HOOD black face…because they’d be call racist…assuming anyone looks into Nicki Minaj beyond trying to ignore her dumb music.

I do know that her nipple popped out of her Carnival outfit I saw yesterday, but ignored, in keeping with my pretending that Nicki Minaj doesn’t exist…but when the nipples appear so do the people they are attached to…unfortunately….so here is that.

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2020

27

Feb

Kelly Gale PMS Tits of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Swedish porn sex worker for the Billion dollar panty brand that along with financing Epstein, has also imported all kinds of women into America on work Visas, in exchange for careers, high paid modelling contracts, that elevate their position in the world, and make them desirable to other rich men, because being a promo model or “ANGEL” for some made in china panties….you matter.

As the brand dies off in a restructuring because the youth don’t like celebrating hot chicks that work for evil corporations as their front line marketing team….but they did like it long enough for the brand to have inflated overhead with stores across every mall in America.. they still have young hot things in contract working for them to not totally change course of the business. Kelly Gale s one of those things and luckily she’s not Trans or Fat or Cow Hide Skinned or with Alopecia or with Amputations, retardations or other ailments that brands are hiring to seem inclusive…even though they just care about bottom line profits.

None of that has anything to do with this, other than that is the context in which Kelly Gale was sourced…giving her that platform to post content like this…celebrating her PMS tits that she “hates” even though as a man…we all know…the PMS tits are the best time of the month…swell those fuckers up even if for just a few days a month…it brings us hope as men…of a better tomorrow.

Not to mention, any talking points to get a girl to post up her tits is good for me, even if it is presented as a struggle..or an ailment…this is her “don’t PMS SHAME ME”…her INCCLUSIVITY….her “poor me, I’ve got so much against me, the struggles in my life are real, but I am strong and carry on with my infrared sauna”…

LIFT THE CEILING TO THAT MOTHERFUCKERS…to this hot survivor.

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2020

27

Feb

Kate Upton Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Kate Upton, who is now a mom, brought out her tits in a bikini. She did it with her arms pressing into the tits to give them some perk. Some old slutty tactics to give tits pop. “Oh let me just hold this drink in a way that squeezes my massive fat tits together for the photo”. Tactics she has to take because otherwise people could lose sight of the focal point and instead notice that she’s not hot.

I’ve been a Kate Upton hater since the day she happened. I wasn’t against the big tits, just the hype that was around her. People everywhere praised her for being this hot young thing, and I was like “do they not realize she’s a fat chick, boxy, with a shitty midsection, shitty legs, a shitty ass, and this is her at her best…she’s just going to get more and more disgusting as time goes on”….and I was right…she was plus sized they squeezed under the radar like Upton squeezed into size large bikinis, and every dude…blinded by tits…praised her…called me a faggot for calling her fat…it was a dark time for me….

I realize, what Upton realizes and that is that you can buy a career when you are rich from your Grandad inventing Whirlpool, but also that tits get hits and America loves tits, so if you can be the set of big tits America loves…you’re good to go.

I’m not saying that Upton is the UGLIEST OUT THERE. I am not saying her tits are bad or that the bikini pics aren’t welcomed for old times, I’m just saying that even at her best…she wasn’t that great…you’re just a bunch of bros who are like “oh yeah…tits”.

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2020

27

Feb

Ass Out and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude’s Dance gets Interrupted by an Accident

Busty Serbian

Drunk of the Day

Girl Vs Tram

Mini Snow Digger Road Rage

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2020

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love when people refer to any dead celebrity or entertainment personality as a pioneer.

Whether it’s a music producer, film writer, singer / song writer, director, actor, circus performer, pretty much ANYTHING, if you know of them they aren’t usually pioneers, they are usually the person who took the pioneers idea mainstream.

I always read “pioneer at this” or “pioneer at that” but they should rephrase that to “first to do it mainstream”. I just feel these “creatives” aren’t all that creative and they go online or to clubs or to buskers and and build off those who are. The famous are just good marketers more than anything.

It is so rare for someone is “randomly” found and randomly doing things different who randomly find an audience or success.

That said, I just read an article about a girl who goes to the doctor and says “take out my uterus, turn my clitoris into a penis, but leave the vaginal opening”….and the doctors go…ok….and accidentally remove the vaginal opening….so she’s left with her clit dick and no egg hole to keep her drugs in…or to live out her life as a Jamie Lee Curtis…and the poor confused doctors are now out of a job for not understanding her fucking weirdness… She wanted to be a JAMIE LEE CURTIS, but they made her a TONY CURTIS….At least there is still an anus…

This is the world…

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Weinstein – the Most Thanked Guy at the Oscars
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2020

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My biggest concern, which is less of a concern and more of an “Interest” is which celebrity will be the first to die of the Coronavirus as the earth slowly gets eradicate of the biggest disease….HUMANS….

Like a cancer across the great globe we call EARTH…billions of little bacteria called HUMANS go about their shitty days, being self involved shitty people, screaming into the phones at each other when not taking pics of themselves, disrupting my peaceful existence…throwing tantrums in supermarket lines or when driving as they rush to some useless event or appointment…and that’s just scratching the surface of inconvenience….I mean at the core humans are terrible….whether they are Hollywood famous or evil corporation management…or the bitch next door who gets in my fucking way….so the only gossip I’m into “reporting” is celebs as they die off….instead of their tits…I’m pretty exhausted by their tits…and really they aren’t even great tits…better tits are the tits you can jerk off on in actual life…or at least assume you can jerk off on them in actual life…while celebs try to remain exclusive, unattainable and not even as hot as the everyday girls on the internet…

So get that Coronavirus to California ASAP…I don’t wish bad things on people, but remember celebrities aren’t people.

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Nude Model – Green Beret
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Jojo’s 500 Calorie a Day Diet – and Tits
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Pete Davidson Threw Digs at Ariana Grande on the Netflix Special
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Hailee Steinfeld in a White T-Shirt
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Stella Maxwell’s BTS Lingerie Shoot
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Ambrosio’s Sequin Bikini Top
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Some Chick Named Ashley Martelle from Instagram
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Lily Collins Front Row Cleavage
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Andreea Micu Doesn’t Know How to Use a Belt
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Mac Culkin Goes back to Acting….
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Britney Spears lOoking Old
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E.L. James Wrote more Fan Erotica that is Being Made into a Movie
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Some Naked Cosplayer
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Some High School Gym Fantasies?
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Co-Founder of Mazzy Star – Dead
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Woman Doesn’t Believe in Evolution – Goes to Museum to Debunk it…
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Singer Claims to Have Been Raped
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Weird Jump Start…
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Raw Sewage Truck Explodes!!
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Russel Brand’s Expensive House
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Ambrosio Celebrating Carnaval with Bolt Ons
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Lily Collins in a Revealing Dress
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Rainey Qualley in a Corest Top
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Romee Strijd for Fashion
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Ariel Winter in Leggings Looking Thick
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Paris Jackson Looking Dumpy as Fuck
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Maya Hawke at Fashion Week
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Zoe Kravitz and her Dad
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Celeb Nudes..
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Jezebel’s Vagina
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10 People Having a Shitty Day
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Blonde Rubs Oil on Herself
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Reddit Amateur of the Day…
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Tiana’s Ass….
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MILF GETTING IT
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Big Titty Dance
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Just a Skinny Girl Masturbating
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