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2020

Feb

Irina Shayk in Intimissimi’s Green Lingerie

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Irina Shayk the strategic Russian, because Russians are strategic. They like to win and usually win when they don’t get caught for their corruption, which I just think is enterprising and clever tactics to get what they want, and there’s nothing wrong with being smart and and know how to make situations work for them, or make the most of situations. They are bred from communism, they have risen from communism, and in that have learned how to survive….the rationed toilet paper lines only to discover toilet paper is only going to be available in 3 weeks…is the kind of suffering that fat americans with their TVs and Fast food can’t grasp….so when you’re born Russian and you look like Irina Shayk you are sure as fuck using that shit to either spy, or get out of Russia…through modeling, sex work, being a mail order bride….any means possible….and getting knocked up by a rich A-List celebrity means a life of Glamour her grandmother couldn’t even dream of because American movies weren’t available in Russia…but that she’s living…and all it took was an internal cum shot…a creampie if you will…a dropping of loads in her uterus…and now she gets paid 20-50k a month….she can buy all the toilet paper she needs…she can even open up a toilet paper store back home so no one in her community will ever go without toilet paper….a modern day hero.

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2020

Feb

Nicole Richie in Menopause Pants of the Day

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Nicole Richie is a cunt and rightfully so, her birth parents wanted nothing to do with her and gave her that ORPHAN Annie story with Lionel, who may or may not have fucked her, as grown men who adopt kids often do, it’s not like it’s incest….I mean why would a grown ass man want to adopt a kid that isn’t his…it makes no sense.

That said I call her a cunt because I know she’s a cunt. I met her once and thus I am an authority on her…or at least an authority on her before she got the fake tits and made babies with the lamest dude in LA.

Needless to say, I am not a fan, but thought it was funny to see the old hag modelling underwear…like what? We haven’t seen or heard from Paris’ sidekick in 10 years or more, and now she’s in her underwear….underwear that I am calling MENOPAUSE pants cuz she’s basically that age…assuming she hasn’t thwarted that pesky period with her starving of herself all these years….

She used to be fat, lest we forget, never forget, always remember…fat Nicole…but you probably prefer 40 year old adopted child who is likely a victim of abuse showing off some bolt ons cuz her natural tits, even when she was fat were shit.

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2020

Feb

Emma Rose Kenney Workout Erotica of the Day

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Debbie Gallagher is not cute, unless you’re into chubby ginger kids from TV who aren’t kids anymore and have tits….

She is built like a bus trying to get fit because fit is trendy, even the fat dude from lost is a body builder now. She is now looking a little too crossfit, fat and strong, where is the girls who have gone crossfit post to show you what I mean…..

She was a fat ugly ginger before fitness, at least she’s trying…and this is an improvement. Support girls not being fat.

What I appreciate in this video is how the tires rub up against her tits…they give you truckers out there ideas for those hitchhikers you pick up at truck stops…

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2020

Feb

Rowan Blanchard Nipples of the Day

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We posted Rowan Blanchard all naked and wet last week, but she had nipple pasties on. In the continuation of that photoshoot she released these pics of her nipples…..

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid…but now she’s following Disney Rules….Tits out…

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2020

Feb

Sarah Hyland Pussy Workout of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her broken dead kid kidneys that she stole to keep herself alive are trying to stay fit….to further keep herself alive…because she’s got a love for life…thanks to winning at life being on the TV show that has overpaid her for the last decade….despite that whole Kidney thing…

Anyway, she’s not hot, a genetic freak, she looks like she’s an 85 year old granny….it could be her retard glasses from the 80s and that’s weird, mainly because two years ago she looked like a 4 year old. A terrifying creature….spreading legs.

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2020

Feb

Taraji P Henson Bikini of the Day

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Taraji P Henson is in a bathing suit…

Who? It doesn’t matter she’s in a bathing suit. I am a pervert who has always been inclusive. But I figure I should jump into the white media trend of letting everyone know how inclusive I am. I’ve never hated a species, or gender, or race, or ethnicity, or sexuality…I figure all are equally easy to make fun of…I’ve always just hated humans as a whole….but unfortunately that gets lost in translation of the internet…so here I am posting up some actress in her bathing suit that isn’t all that hot…to let ya’ll have some color in your life.

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2020

Feb

Pervert Called Out on Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Crashed Truck Causing Dust Swallows

Dude steals Lotto Tickets

Ohio Inmate Falls Through Ceiling

Shoplifter Tased

Another Shoplifter Tased

Crash at the End of the Tunnel

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People who get naked on the internet have a mental disorder.

I am now trying to start my practice offering support and therapy to that specific disorder.

I got a camera and I’m ready.

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Cindy Crawford Trying to Get Her Kid Help for being Gangsta Malibu Barbie..
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Season 3 Westworld is Here
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Moose Crashes the Ski Hill
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The Movie You’ve All Been Waiting for Gets a Sequel
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Would you Trust this Plane?
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Kim K Photoshopped Vacation Pics
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Cat Snoring into an Echo Mic
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This 56 Year Old Virgin Woman at Town Council is So Amazing
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Quarter Pounder Scented Candles
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Topless Next to Shipping Containers
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Andie Macdowell’s Dressed like an Old Lady
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Lucy Hale – Legs….and Sheer Top
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder if I will ever get over thinking “ass to mouth” whenever I see a sign for an ATM. Based on my experience, I won’t….

I like to comment on people’s Instagram videos saying “I was expecting you to have a British Accent” and for some reason….they all say “but we went to high school together….you know me”….

I am glad I don’t work in a pharmacy anymore – there was bodily fluids on everything….that I’d accidentally often put in my mouth.

Is calling a retard a retard Chromosome shaming….or does that only apply to people with Downs Syndrome?

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Bella Thorne Literally Shitting on the Catholic Church (cuz she shit)
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Jojo has Tits on TikTok….
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Poolside with Nude Model Nancy
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Watch Lesbian Ashley Benson Get a Tattoo in Tight Jeans…
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Gigi Hadid is Annoying as Fuck Whining ABout her Body in a Boring Shoot…Not realizing she sucks
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Hailey Beiber in Vogue Spain – Getting Relevant Now…
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Morgan Fletchall – Topless Next to Shipping Containers…
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Grimes Unveils her Digital Self….Weird.
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Kim K Bikini Vacation Snaps
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83 Year Old Grandpa Scares off Armed Robbers
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Corrupt Cop of the Day
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Dude who works on Cellular Towers – Explains the Dangers of 5G and it’s Terrifying – But Fast Internet Though.
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Some Trash Sam Faiers Black Panties…
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini with her Baby for you Weirdos
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Rhian Sugden – Still Alive – Still Well
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Soccer Player Suspended for the Funniest Reason
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Are you ready for the Whitney Houston Hologram Tour?
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Astronaut Reunited with Dog after Year in Space
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Finally a Kardashian / Jenner gets denied
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Season 3 of Westworld Trailer
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Relaxed Cat
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The People VS Gun Girl
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Disney Kid is a Wife Beater
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Charlotte Lawrence See Through Dress…(kinda)
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The best 56 Year Old Virgin…
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Idiot BMW Driver
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Survivors of Attempted Murder Stories
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Irina Shayk in Tight Pants
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Heather Graham in a Dress
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Karlie Kloss – Still Not Hot
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Eiza Gonzalez in Tight Pants for the Paps
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Shay Mitchell for Pampers
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Paris Jackson Photoshoot Lookin Hot
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Bella THorne – NUN
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Jesse Loads Monster Facials

Girl Caught in the Act
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The Girl Who Will Shove ANYTHING up her
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17 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Big Tits in Red
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Big Titties being Shown to Biker….
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Big Titty Bounce
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Orange Haired with a Giant Dildo
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They Call This Hooker Heaven
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Girl and her Suction Dildo
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Topless on the Beach
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The Impossible became Possible
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Another Titty Bounce
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Mila Azul Looking Hot
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2020

Feb

Ashley Tisdale TikTok Thotting of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s ugly watch continues….if you read the site you’ll know I’ve been cyber bullying this trash for a long fucking time. I’ve consistently said how ugly she is, both before and after her botched plastic surgery nose job, because I was mad at knowing that Disney was putting money into marketing her as a hot piece, winning her awards and positioning her in the media as hot, which was fake news, before people were aware of fake news, and I felt it was my duty to debunk.

Despite calling her face mangled mess that looked like a farm accident, I always gave her credit for being fit…because if you’re ugly, workout, a hot body can go a long way….so I am not all evil…especially not anymore because my apathy has got tha better of me…and my low standards have crossed over into my “work”….

Anyway, TikTok, the Chinese owned platform that realizes they can track all the young Americans because Americans don’t fear being tracked, they’ve had over a decade of conditioning on “Privacy Policies” while being tracked by Facebook, Google, Apple, etc….to come to terms with it….but now they are giving the LISTENING devices in their pockets to China…who can basically MIC and CAMERA every motherfucker on TikTok….CCTV aint got shit on the iphone network…

The best part of it…is that they got everyone in due to “song and dance”….it’s a song and dance app where girls dance and lip sync and bust jokes to audio clips…a fucking song and dance app….taking over…and rightfully so…I mean Instagram and Youtube fucking suck…short format clips are easy, creative, and less staged or manufactured bullshit….

So obviously, every celeb, media company, advertiser is on TikTok…growing out that audience for the next wave…turning it into the INFOMERCIAL Instagram is….so in trying to remind you that she’s a celeb…Tisdale is in a bikini doing song and dance for TikTok too…and this is what that looks like…

China…from getting rich doing all the manufacturing for the US, to owning 90 percent of US real estate, to having a trillion dollar loan out to America….you might as well change your name to WuHan already….cuz you owned.

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