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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it is funny that all the people who post shit like “Never trade authenticity for approval” are the first to trade authenticity for approval. They are the same people who say “I don’t give a fuck” or post memes about not giving a fuck.

YOU would think people who are so self involved would at least have some level of self awareness, they spend all their time talking about themselves but don’t even know that posting something like “Never trade authenticity for approval” or “I don’t care what people think”….you are seeking approval and care what people think.

People must be just sitting there waiting to be told what to think, or buy or say because they don’t know who they are or what they are, or what to believe, they follow trends and are mind controlled….SCARY….

BUT luckily all these idiots are half naked in 90 percent of their content so it’s all good…

So don’t believe ANY of this internet self help gurus, they are scammers and full fo shit.

Now…focus on what is important…signing up to your high school friend’s pyramid scheme and NUDES….

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Stephen Spielberg’s Daughter Does Porn Now
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John Leguizamo Looking Kendall Jenner and her Cameltoe Pick up New Alien from Area 51
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Britney Spears is Back in the Hospital
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Why is Kaia Gerber Topless and Showing Off her Tattoos…..
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Top 10 Best On/Offs on the Internet
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Dead Rapper of the Day
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Swedish Man Scares Off Attacking Bear
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Her Name is Shay – This is her See Through
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Hailee Steinfeld See Through in Animal Print
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Rowan Blanchard See Through
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The Personal History of David Copperfield – Official Trailer – I Was Expecting the Magician Pervert – I Got Something Way Worse…
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Man Who Won’t Let His Car Be Impounded
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Constance Wu is an Undercover Stripper
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Bregje Heinen for Frederick’s of Hollywood in Lingerie
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Myrtille Revemont Topless Shoot!
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Calvin Harris Sells a Crazy Fuckign House in LA
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Shoplifter Gets Tripped
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Fun with an Excavator
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Kendall Jenner Limbless and Naked for some Magazine
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Actor and Producer Emily Kincaid’s Topless Shoot
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Kendall Jenner’s Massive Cameltoe
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Bachelor Launches a Bachelor for Seniors Show – Which is Actually one of my failed TV ideas since I realized, like the pharma companies that Seniors are the only ones watchign TV, so give them some old people / widower finding new love action….MISSED out on that one
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Looking Good Airplane
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Train Derailment
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Bille Eyelash Feels Hated
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Ben Affleck Quit Batman to Save his Life…
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The Cast of Taxi Re-Unite – Where’s Kaufman?
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Naked on Big Brother…
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California Girl Sydney Sweeney Lookin’ Hot
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Hot Topless Cowboy Hat Shoot!
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Barbara Palvin Lingerie for VS
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Lais Ribeiro Lingerie for VS
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Kendall Jenner on the Runway…
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Skinny Qualley Skinny in a Tube Top
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Pixie Lott Leather Skirt
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Madeleine in Jeans….
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Paula Abdul Lives….
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Kate Bock Bikini
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Laura Whitmore Cleavage
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Alice Eve Cleavage
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Kaia Gerber Legs….
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Butt Chugging
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is this how you get the Corona Virus
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Kendra Wilkinson Nudes for you Old Timers
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Girl is Caught in the Act…
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Windshield LICKING
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A Bunch of Butts
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HUGE TITTY REVEAL
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Addison Big Boobs
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GLAM-ATEURS
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INCOMING BOOBS
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18 Year Old Putting in Work
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Acts that Make You a Whore
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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2020

Feb

Rita Ora Bra Top of the Day

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I do not speak big titty whore who moved to America from the UK with a record deal that they were using as a back-up plan if Rihanna left the label, only for Rihanna to stay with the label, forcing Jay Z to fire the bitch, but her work visa was in place so she made the best of it and went to every industry party, sometimes 3 different ones a day, in 3 different outfits, because she knew the more she was out there – the more the idiot audience (you) would think she mattered. If the paparazzi take pics of you like you are a Kardashian and not just because you decided to fuck Rob Kardashian for the exposure, America will buy what you are selling, they are too fat and medicated to really care….plus their third grade level education despite having a Master’s Degree they are in student debt over, full retard, minds can’t allow them to process who the bitch is, they just see tits, which is really all you should see when looking at Rita Ora, but I prefer to look at them knowing she’s a scam who doesn’t make hit music and who isn’t an actual popstar, she’s a groupie scenester…and that’s some trash even when you’re on the receiving end of her mouth.

Well, my mind can’t process why she’s taking changing room titty pics, other than to get lots of likes and attention which is good enough reason for me, it’s competitive out there….but I don’t understand her caption about shopping…like does bitch like to shop, or is she saying she hates to shop, I am usually the one who’s sarcasm is misunderstood….now I’m the one not getting it. Maybe it is a bad joke and she should just stick to the tits….or maybe she just couldn’t figure out what to post as a caption cuz she’s just tits…great tits…big fan of Rita Ora because of her tits..

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2020

Feb

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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It is safe to say that Olivia Culpo posting up her bikini pics for some attention, cuz she knows the dudes like the bikini pics, and keeping the dudes happy, so long as the are NFL players is good for her future plans.

She’s basically a sex worker, who did pageants, which is a good place to dip a toe into sex work, objectifying yourself or at least dabbling with objectifying yourself while doing media training on how to handle interviews and dealing with the media so you don’t go viral for being an idiot. It’s national exposure to weirdos who watch pageants and it can change your life and make you matter. Just ask Vanessa Williams….

Anyway…

What I am getting at is that the influencer, which is a silly fucking job to have, no matter how much she makes a year to hold a product and smile because brands decided she’s relevant, when NO ONE else in the world has decided she’s relevant, she’s got no fucking skill set, except posting up slutty pics of herself, seems like something dumb to reward…BECAUSE IT IS…..but people are dumb and obviously buy…especially NFL players all brain injured as she preys on them….cuz she wants that athlete life…the AMERICAN dream..

That said….the bikini pics are better than the Private Jet “Look at me, I’m so exclusive and connected and I hang with wealth” sugar baby shit that I can’t stand.

This picture alone should call for the MASS unfollow…you aspiring to be a white Kardashian cunt.

Nothing worse than a whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore and who brags about all the nice things she has. Our only hope is that the plane goes down since private planes are less safe.

Fuck this average looking, basic acting, instagram created, pile of dog shit…because BEAUTY comes from within, and all that’s inside her is cum she’s trying to get fertilized by cuz its rich.

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2020

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Still Hot of the Day

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As you all know, Sydney Sweeney is the most important set of big natural tits that Hollywood has curated for us.

She’s been strategically implemented into our minds via a bunch of hit shows, because managers and agencies need stars and it’s a 3-5 year plan to get them to star status.

Her breakout was when she ended up topless, so we could all grasp how big her tits were on her skinny frame, in something we like….thanks to the show SKINS, or whatever the new SKINS is called. (it’s called Euphoria.

So that pervert’s take on modern high school that HBO felt was good to prorduce because they like underage kids fucking, it is a way to get the younger audience they are losing back in…just some wholesome stories of teens fucking dads, and each other, some trans, some addicted to pills, some sluts, some working in sex work because that’s what real life is….thanks internet….all while HBO doesn’t get arrested for producing illegal / contraband / content…because the cast is all legal…they just play 16 year olds…not that I’m complaining…go racy or go home…I’ve always only been interested in movies for the nude scenes so that more we head in that direction the happier I am…because porn sucks, and movies suck, but merged together it’s where we need to be…and Sweeney is as good as any to champion that…you know cuz she’s got huge tits.

Here are some of the other shots.

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2020

Feb

Madison Beer Getting Wet of the Day

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I must be Autistic, because watching people filming their music videos, like Madison Beer, the Youtube Tits that a mainstream label signed thanks to Bieber, because Bieber’s story inspired her mom to turn her into some youtube whore for the pedos who use youtube to creep on kids….GOOD JOB GOOGLE…the publicly traded sex offending website that you should all boycot….

I think Bieber eventually signed her, but I could be wrong, I just feel like I read it once…I am not about to dig deep into the Madison Beer research…I am not a journalist…I just document random tits I come across…

But back to my autism, I just see this girl playing dramatic as she sings, and it’s as lame to me as when an “Influencer” poses dramatically..it’s awkward, lame, gives me the creep…

So as this big titty paparazzi fodder being cultivated by a marketing team sings to a camera looking “dramatic”…I think “she’s so full of shit”…but everyone is and America buys into anything that remotely resembles authentic emotion…because you’re so used to zero substance…

Luckily for us, her tits have substance, but not your substance, that I’m sure you’d rather see on her tits, because she’s young and she’s hot despite being lame.

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2020

Feb

Tits at the BRITS Round Up of the Day

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The “BRIT” Awards happened and there were tits. For those of you who don’t know, or don’t care, these are not Britney Spears Awards, but in fact bullshit meaningless awards like all awards, only far more fancy because they have a British Accent. I guess these awards celebrate music, and like all awards the winners are just whoever paid the fucking most for the win. In the event you didn’t know….there’s this thing called PAYOLA where there big record companies have been caught over the last 50 years bribing for radio play, bribing retailers, printing more copies of an album than needed, and destroying or handing out the surplus for free, so that on paper the albums go Gold or Platinum, it’s all fucking lies…and the award shows honor that…or celebrate that with statues.

Fuck the music industry..

The only shocking thing in the Brits is that the low level paparazzi fodder of the UK wasn’t there with their tits out, like they have their tits out every week for the paparazzi. The UK breeds some real trash reality stars who are always half naked, probably better suited to be backpage girls, but instead are on TV….I don’t really see any of them here….but there were tits…and Billie Eilish…which we can’t really figure out what that scam is…but she looks like she’s on Lizzo’s diet.

Mollie King

Some girl named MABEL

Mabel again, on the red carpet..

Lizzo…trying to eat her chocolate bar purse..

Ellie Goulding got them tits out!

Charli XCX Hairy

Billie Eilish Looking Pregnant

Anne-Marie Nnicholson

Ashley Roberts looking like she’s in Britney Spears drag

Abbey Clancy..

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2020

Feb

Stella Hudgens Booty in a Sundress of the Day

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Stella Hudgens the celebrity sister that I’ve featured on the site a lot – mainly cuz she had big tits – but also because I like celebrity sisters. I know how women are, or tend to be, I’m not allowed to generalize women anymore, the snowflake pussies will come after me, which is actually what I’ve been trying to get them to do the last 15 years, you know to protest me and put me on the map for being this evil pervert creep that is ruining the kindness of the internet, but that instead they just ignored….making me obsolete….which is the OPPOSITE of what any natural troll like myself likes.

That said, I like celebrity sisters, because they are women and women hate being the second tier, so even if they get to ride the celebrity sister’s fame and get all the perks of celebrity, they are always in the shadow of that celebrity and it makes them hate themselves, and when a girl hates herself, we’re in a good place….

So as I look at Stella Hudgens, the titty Hudgens who never was but who is because of her sister, I see that she’s jacked her fucking face up with fillers like a Kardashian and she’s looking like a clown, and I ask…”Where is the sex tape”…if you want to get noticed you’ve got the best fucking marketing hook…..plus porn is mainstream now…maybe this has always been the calling….

We can assume that won’t happen but instead we’re left with clown shit, with clown faces. That is the future that is now. Hate that shit.

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2020

Feb

Top 10 Tan Lines of the Day

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I have known that a tanline fetish exists for as long as I can remember. I never really looked too deep into it, because I don’t have that fetish, I’m more into having a hot chick fetish, meaning if the chick looks good, I don’t care if she’s tanned or pale or somewhere in between. I don’t care about what their ethnicity is, or how shitty they are as people. I just see hotness.

I assume the tanline fetish is because you know you are seeing a part of her that is typically clothed, but for the sake of this image, it’s not clothed…reminding you how lucky you are that she’s sharing it with you, and everyone else on her social media….as she tries to get people to sign up to her Snapchat Premium….

Or maybe guys are just into a nice tanned skin, it would explain why women everywhere literally PAINT themselves or have their stripper entrepreneur friends starting a spraytan business spray them like they were an old rusty car that has just been patched up…

Either way, these are tanlines and you pervs like that, not that I care what you like, but I have had the thankless task of bringing you content the last 15 years..whether it is good or not….it’s for you.

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2020

Feb

Jordyn Jones Gets Soaked of the Day

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Straight from the mean streets of Kalamazoo, Michigan….Jordyn Jones was brought to Los Angeles at the age of 11 to launch her career that has involved being in something called Dance Camp at 16, I have no idea what that is, but assume you do because you’re a predator…

She’s done barely anything since, at least not according to her IMDB, but it’s the instagram era of online marketing, all you need to do is post provocative pics and the perverts who remember you from Dance Camp (YOU!), will track her down.

This is a video of her in a bikini bikini splash fight, on some SQUIRT SQUIRT simulation…..and I figure the pink bikini was enough for you perverts who remember her from Dance Camp when she was 16.

She’s in her 20s now, so it’s less perverted to fist yourself to her pics cuz prostate is the only way to orgasm now that your dick has failed you…..homo.