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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Feb

Jojo Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jojo Gone Racy….with this implied nudity…strategic mirror selfie that I fucking hate.

If a girl you were trying to sext sent this to you….you’d be mad at the cocktease…it’s not cheeky or cute or funny…it’s straight up rude. The kind of move that would make you find out where she lived using your dating app geo-locator to teach her a lesson in ROMANCE….or maybe a block and delete cuz you know she’s just fucking mocking you and leading you on and not trying to be cute. I’m onto you bitch.

Since the cocktease is from a former child star who still exists because the damage from being a child star hasn’t made her kill herself like she was Demi Lovato…one that you may have been attracted to at some point in her career before she disappeared because you are weird….but that I never really fucked with or paid attention to because I just didn’t find her hot.

But all these years later, I am forced to ask myself important questions about Jojo like “has she always been this busty”…..you know life changing shit that I am sure google can answer for me, but I’d rather hear it from you.

Here she is in the gym.

Here she is….doing who fucking cares…

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2020

Feb

Kate Bock Sleazy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kate Bock is a Canadian girl from a rich as fuck part of Canada called West Vancouver, that is also known as the place where Shay Mitchell’s rich parents paid for her to become an actress.

In being a rich kid, like Kate Upton before her, it was very easy for her to follow her dreams and become a “model” who probably never made all that much money but enough to exist outside of Canada….traitor….

If you want to hear creepy – she was discovered 12 at a local swimming pool…..because the model industry is for predators who groom young girls with dreams of being jerked off to by many.

She’s 32 now, old as fuck, but for some reason finally tying to make a name for herself, doing that Publicity Tour in the form of a half nude shoot that has the nipples photoshopped out…UNLESS SHE DOESN’T have nipples….

They also say she modelled for Victoria’s Secret, owned by another creeper, maybe the guy who found her at the pool at 12…..but she’s best known as the unpaid Sports Illustrated swim from 2013-2019…6 years of bikini photoshoots to feel relevant…because people still think SI SWIM is relevant…for some press….and to get a fast track to athlete dick…since SI SWIM is basically the brothel for athletes….

Her boyfriend, as I expected…..an NBA player named Kevin Love….all this shit is so repetitive…same story, different aged pussy.

Conveniently…..Kate bock was also at the beach to celebrate her photoshoot…in a bikini for you to jack off to…

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2020

Feb

Dua Lipa is an Anime Character of the Day

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Dua Lipa, who speaks to the younger audience, along with a bunch of old perverts who jerked off to her tits on Youtube when she was starting out – before becoming famous.

She is dressed like a 6 year old in her anime one piece branded bathing suit that she’s selling….and that’s fucking creepy…

But not as creepy as Anime as far as I’m concerned. It’s A porn genre I’ll never fucking understand and when I see it posted up knowing people jerk off to it, always weirds me out. Jerking off to BUSTY cartoons…what the fuck is wrong with you….grow the fuck up.

That whole AHEGAO – tongue out, eyes rolled up weirdness that Belle Delphine dominates confuses me…the pink hair, dressed like Sailor Moon, Pale skin….weirdness…that I guess is “in”…and that I guess I can still masturbate to because at least it is real girls..and not cartoons.but that doesn’t make it any less weird.

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2020

Feb

Nicki Minaj Twerk of the Day

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Nicki Minaj, who married a dude who raped a 16 year old and killed a gangster in attempts to add some depth to her “hood” branding, is out here twerking.

This could very likely be some stripper Nicki Minaj hired to be her body double for her social media posts, I have no actual evidence that her video captioned “HO SHIT”….or something equally derogatory to sex workers, that makes me feel triggered, that a woman like this would try to capitalize on sex workers around the world, you know culturally appropriate them…and call them out…and NOT get in trouble for it.

In other Nicki Minaj scams, she went to a “prestigious” high School of Music & Art and Performing Arts, because she wanted to be an actor. She worked off-broadway before the record label needed to cast a LADY GAGA for the black audience.

She auditioned, got the part, they created her and as time went on and the white kids got more and more into “hood shit”….she went from clown bitch…to twerking ghetto stripper doing her best Lil Kim impression.

She went from chubby chick, to kardashian body chick and people bought in…

She’s bullshit…

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2020

Feb

Kaia Gerber Panty Flash of the Day

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It is amazing that Kaia Gerber is confident in her pussy enough to wear some light colored panties. I feel like that’s a recipe for disaster when you’re a young, up and coming, star in the fashion industry because you have rich parents…you know and your mom is Cindy Crawford….because pussies are an magical eco system filled with fluids and mucuses and shedding uteruses…and random used condoms…hot dogs and other inanimate objects inserted and long forgotten.

BOLD….

But maybe Kaia Gerber no longer has a pussy, so there is no fear of leakage or seepage because Pete Davidison fucked the pussy off of her, you know literally KILLING her pussy, because he definitely did that figuratively to anyone who liked the young Crawford….when they found out that she was fucking him…..

The young crawford who was thrown into this life because it feeds mom’s ego, vanity, narcissism and makes more sense than sending her spoiled ass to Med School or to any school where she can make a difference in the world.

Instead the goal is to ride out that celebrity kid hustle, posing on camera, you know important shit….all while knowing she’s going to inherit a ton of money….

Garbage.

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2020

Feb

Man Shit Himself…and Other Videos of the Day

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Kid Has Mental Breakdown

Insurance Scammer Caught

Friday Party….

Dude on a Train

Drunk Driver Woken Up

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Flashing tits is like smoking weed….it’s a gateway drug…

One minute girl is flashing tits on snap chat and the next she’s selling videos of her peeing on her feet while tied up, smiling, wearing a clown nose and with three dildos inside her and one very large butt plug that doesn’t make sense……..begging paying dudes subscribed to her snap chat to cum on her feet….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Dora Burge Gets Wet!
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How Construction Workers Built the Chrysler Building in 1929…..the Video
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Weird Girl’s “Misinterpreted Lyrics Video” now Probably has a Book deal, movie deal and three sex tapes
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Tallulah Willis Naked Pretending to be a FETUS
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Taylor Swift’s Dad Fights off a Burglar at his Florida Home
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Fake Martial Arts – the Compilation Video
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Helena Christensen and Norman Reedus’ Son Mingus Reedus – a Model
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Noah Cyrus BOOTY
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Prince Andrew Openly Groped Girls
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Ashley Greene Boudoir Shoot
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember when dudes would get beat up for wearing a pink shirt. Called Fags even if they were just fashion forward. Those were good times.

Then there was getting beach up if your jeans were too tight. Called fags for having tight pants on…or long hair…like some kind of chick. Those were good times.

Don’t be a dude who lets your girl make you wear a butt plug and panties to work…..forcing you to show your panty line to coworkers before coming home to get pegged.

Not that I care, do whatever gets you off. I just see this femdom shit online and wonder about how you get to that point. Are these dudes closet cases, or bi sexuals from watching too much dick in their porn all these years? Are the victims of abuse or too scared to be gay?

It’s just seems kind of desperate that you’d need pussy that bad or that you’d give into that, assuming she initiated it….even though you probably initiated it…and she’s likely uncomfortable with the whole thing…

Either way….weird fucking fetish bro…and posting it to the internet for all to see…even weirder…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Steve Madden Gets Mad at a Female Designer – FUNNY!
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Nadine Velazquez Nude VooDoo Doll
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Noah Cyrus Heart Shaped Booty
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Amanda Bynes and Shitty Face Tattoo has a New Fiance….
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Girl Gets Caught by Cops….Steals Car…Runs for It
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Building DEMO Fail
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Sonic the Hedgehog Didn’t Bomb
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Kate Upton Looks Like Shit
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Topless Ratcow in Panties….I don’t think those Tits are Real
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Suspect Breaks into Portland Tow Company – ALmost Kills Employee
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Chelsea Handler’s Topless Valentine
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Ashley Graham Gross Breast Feeding Pic
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The World’s Most Beautiful Child is Grown Up….
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College Student gets Beat By Cops
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Brandon Davis’ Brother Died
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Drew Carey’s Ex Fiancee Killed
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Chi Chi’s Nude Shoot for Corona Virus
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Olivia Culpo’s Tits Make a Great Hat
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Amber Rose Leader of the Baby Daddy Gang
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Kendall Jenner’s in a Bikini….
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Lelde Svilane Gets Wet in a Night Gown
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Trump Doing his Lap at the Daytona 500
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Building DEMO Fail
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Kate Upton Looks Like Shit
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Topless Ratcow in Panties….I don’t think those Tits are Real
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Bieber Crying Over Billie Eilish is some Broken Faggot Loser Shit – Grow a pair so Usher will fuck them off you…
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Addicted to Breast Implants
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Interview with a Dude Shot by a Shot Gun and Survived…is Hard to Watch Cuz He’s Scary Looking
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Anya Taylor Joy – LEGS
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Korean Street Food to Get Parasites….
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Skinnier Adele Performing at Friend’s Wedding
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Anna Camp’s 1970s Theme Party in a Slut Outfit…
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Rude Girl at the Store Gets It Back….
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Go Sports!
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Halle Berry Old Mom in Leggigns
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Alison Brie Boring Magazine Shoot
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Anna Kendrick Broken Down Face
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Alice Eve – Big Cleavage
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Ella Purnell’s Alright
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Ariel Winter Legs at the Nail Salon
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Dr Quinn Medicine Woman – Silver Dress
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Short Skirt Lily Rose Depp Checking if She’s Got a Fever
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Bella Thorne Gross
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amazing fucking Bacon Fetish
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EVERYONE has a TALENT
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Real Wives
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Big Gross Boobs of a Redditer
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Girls Filmed in the Sauna
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Girl Shakes her Clothing Off
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Hiring Hookers Gone Wrong
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Naked Chubbies
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The Force is Real
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Busty Kayte
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Girl and her VIBE
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Weird Art that Reminds me of the Kardashians
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Hot Girl SOLO….
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2020

Feb

Rita Ora Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is Morphing into what I consider to be her natural state….as she dances around in booty shorts and pantyhose for everyone, not just the pantyhose fetishists….where she concludes her dance with what the internet would call the beginning of a TITTY DROP….Now she may not go through with the titty drop and it’s more of a TITTY reveal…at least in internet terms…it is precisely where she needs to be….

I’d expect captions to be “Bigger than you thought”….”girl reveals perfect tit shape”…”titty drop with the force of 1000 suns”….these are pulled from the reddit titty drop group…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is great.

Just a dancing girl in underwear flashing…the Rita Ora I’ve always wanted to see…but she was too busy and calculating trying to get “famous” for nothing…but now she gets to sit back and enjoy being famous for nothing…while producing the hard hitting content that matters…TITTIES…

Here she is doing art braless with her massive tits in a white shirt

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

Feb

Rainey Qualley Bra and Panties of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the new generation of celebrity kids trying to make it, only she’s 29 years old, so I guess she’s been trying to make it for a while, she just hasn’t really pulled that off yet, despite being Andie MacDowell’s daughter, who despite Andie MacDowell being an old weathered mom, is substantially hotter than her….always a weird dynamic…especially for her boyfriends…

Rainey Qualley’s play is that she’s a “singer”…you know maximizing her Asheville Great Smokey Mountains roots like she was DOLLY PARTON who is from the other side of the mountains, even though you know that there was no way that she wasn’t raised to be an entitled little brat, no matter where she went to school…or pretends to live….they got houses in NYC and LA…I mean she’s Andie MacDowell…

Point being, I find it interesting, and by interesting I mean hot, that girls feel the need to post up their underwear pics / videos to social media…are they seeking approval, looking for praise, or just being “open and honest’ cuz they think they look hot…do they get off to this, do they just want to generate some buzz…or in Rainey’s case…is she bragging about how skinny she is…cuz this is fucking skinny…and I love skinny…so I love this. Keep up the good work Asheville.