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2020

Feb

Naomi Campbell Topless Selfie of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is taking the lead from other 500 year old models – by realizing thanks to social media that they are still appealing to people – so they are forced to keep up their antics like most middle aged women who have learned the tricks of the trade, the ways to manipulate men, the way to pose during sex so they they look their hottest, the way to have sex to make the guys cum the fastest. They are old…..and even when their egos get in the way…they know at their core that they are on the decline, it’s a limited window of opportunity so make the most of it….and thanks to the social media…making the most of it is posting up nudes / half nudes / semi nudes to show off how good you still look to the fans…even if you’re a fraction of how good you looked when you weren’t 50.

I encourage this behavior…but I don’t think it’s all that hot.

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2020

Feb

Zoey Deutch Sex Scene of the Day

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Zoey Deutch has some big old panties on in this sex scene from a recent movie she is in…..some “I’m on my period” kind of panties that could also double as figure skating panties….some thick ass fabric panties that are appropriate to wear in public because jean shorts are more revealing than these fucking things…

This is some comfortable relationship sex that she kept her fucking socks on for….and looks like it all started after she looked at some family photo album which I would think is no ones aphrodisiac…unless they are into fucking their family members …in some “remember when granny got so drunk that Christmas that we gangbanged her under the tree…..and took pics…that was wonderful”….I mean what could she be looking at to trigger mounting her man….if only I read the script…or saw the movie…I’d know..

Her dad is a director who did Pretty in Pink and her mom is Lea Thompson’s from Howard the Duck and other bullshit but I like celebrity kids, I like nepotism…so I like Zoey Deutch…they just to go a little racier with the movies they cast her in cuz this shit is boring.

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2020

Feb

Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

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Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes is in a bikini, which must be scary for her, because she’s an older model of the Scientology created “wife”, and she could blow out her motor if she gets wet, maybe rust some of her joints, basically unable to go on living amongst us like she is a human….when she’s not a human…which is part of the reason she scares me.

I know first hand that she is not human because she was filming in a park in Montreal while I was walking my wonderful PUG…and bitch looked at my dog and didn’t show any emotion and went back to waiting to be called in a role I am sure fucking sucked because Katie Holmes fucking sucks..I assume it is in her binary code programming…and to get her to cum you gotta O111011100010001……

Fuck this trash and the handstand trick that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

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2020

Feb

Jennifer Lopez White Bikini of the Day

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ho fucking cares. Enough of the J.Lo propaganda.

The J.Lo bikini pic that went viral this weekend because everyone is obsessed with J.LO…..that’s some ILLUMINATI shit…some mind control shit….it’s all part of some master plan to keep J.Lo earning despite having already accomplished enough….like retire bitch, make some room for the new generation, act as a mentor, hook some inner city youth up…but instead she’s trying to prove she’s still hot, that she’s still got it, that she’s some miracle at 50 cuz she knows how to filter a photo…or have her team photoshop a photo….it’s all fucking lies…don’t buy into it…

I can assure you that she’s got face fillers, the best doctors giving her Stem Cells and aborted babies to make bone broth out of, I can assure you that she’s got all the BIO HACKING going on so that she can live forever….the hormone therapy and controlled diet…all the time in the world to do fitness…cuz she’s fucking rich….so it should be hard to relate…and those of you out there buying into the hype….should turn your backs on this lie…she’s acheieved enough now it’s just straight up fucking greed but feel free to jerk off to her attention seeking bikini pics before you do…because whether this is real or not, photoshopped or not, confusing cuz she’s 50 or not…it’s still a bitch in a bikini doing mirror selfies…

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2020

Feb

Inka Williams Nipple Ring of the Day

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The craziest thing that has happened on this site in the last decade or more – is that when I first started posting this hot model from instagram who went viral and is now working as an actual model….INKA WILLIAMS….people wrote angry comments about how she’s not hot, or that she looks too young, and I am like…ya’ll are crazy…she looks amazing.

She’s in her fucking 20s man…I mean you’re the same people who freaked out over every Disney Kid at 17….from Miley to Bella Thorne and everyone in between, because strategic Disney kids know the month before their 18th birthday is prime time to get that male pervert audience in…..and you’re the same people who would talk how hot McKayla Maroney girl was when she won her gold medal at 16….and what she wasn’t even hot…but as it turned out slowly learned to sexualize herself…maybe thanks to her doctor Larry…

While this girl is some 20 year old, amazing face and body….and you’re hating on it…fuck ya’ll idiots….and open your damn eyes…

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2020

Feb

Halsey Drowning Evan Peters of the Day

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Halsey is some trashy girl who got famous thanks to believing her own hype and her own lies….she created some nonsense story about being homeless and an addict…when we can assume she was just a degenerate party girl going to the raves and fucking the DJs…those DJs let her lay down some vocal tracks…they made a hit with her and signed her and kept her around….and now she’s out there stealing Emma Robert’s queer boyfriend…who has her on his shoulders in this pic…where he looks like he’s struggling.

This bitch is from the VICTIM generation, so I’ve been annoyed of her for a lot of reasons…ranging from her origin story that is a fucking lie…to her complaining that hotels don’t offer shampoo for black people…or black hair…because she wanted the people to know her dad is black and she’s mixed…so that she appeals to a broader audience I assume…and that whole thing was annoying….

But she lieks to have her tits out, fake tits from what I’ve observed, but it could all be photoshop, we live in a time when Halsey could just be a hologram, which would be great, because we could fucking turn her off…

Other annoying Halsey facts…the paparazzi caught her railing a line of whatever powdery substance in Miami…and brands still work with her…I prefer a time when getting caught meant not hiring you….but now we’re cool with celebs snorting drugs…since we’re all snorting drugs and can relate….don’t stigmatize addiction or partying….that’s discrimination…instead celebrate it….however…it’d be nice if this bitch got canceled….they never cancel the people I want them to.

Here she is for the new DKNY campaign

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2020

Feb

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is so edgy with her blurred out nude tanning pics she posted up to social media (I assume). I don’t believe in double checking my work and if I see the shit, I post the shit…but either way….edgy with her implied nudity you care barely see because it is a reflection…some High Concept Art that probably took a solid 20 seconds to figure out….because vain bitches stare at themselves all day in any reflective surface…from car tints to metal knives or spoons…to traditional mirrors, selfie cams…ANY shiny surface…like they are fucking

Blurred out images make me laugh, guys are so encouraging – when a girl puts a nude or half nude or even an implied nude that is blurry as shit and you can’t make out the asshole, or really if there’s even asshole, or if a girl in the pic..not to say Cara Delvingne is a girl…they send praise…so much pervert praise….yet dudes are the ones called out for being misogynistic…when we’re like “TITS – AMAZING” and freak out over even the ugliest of tits.

It is girls who get mad at other girl tits, that is why I like to pretend I am a girl writing this site, because I make fun of whores out there for attention like I am a chick, in an attempt to trap a chick in my loving arms…

ANYWAY…Cara…the Ashley Benson fucking lesbian “model”, socialite, scam who went viral a few years ago, and who has fisted at least one other female celebrity (Michelle Rodriguez) who I guess is a gateway to lesbianism…since I’m not convinced she doesn’t have a dick…before settling on Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars fame, the one with the big tits, who together they likely do drugs and hang because that’s what being rich and important means….needs to put more Ashley Benson TITS into her titty reveals…

Here she is kissing Ashley Benson for Valentine’s Day

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2020

Feb

Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day

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Brie Larson is an example of “success doesn’t happen overnight”. She moved to LA in 1998 to pursue her acting career when she was 8 years old, you know standard practice of 8 year olds across America….most people’s parents at 8 are like “don’t eat too much candy”….or “don’t be mean to your sister”….or “don’t rub your feces on your face like war paint”….I don’t fucking know, or remember being 8, I just know that no one was being put to fucking work in the entertainment industry and if they were it was because they have fucked up parents. It is abuse.

Anyway, she had a career as an actor, but nothing really important, she tried to be a popstar releasing embarassing music because she’s fucking lame, and only really stood out in 2015 when she won the OSCAR, because her agency decided she was a contender as a potentially big star. It’s all contrived bullshit really….and she had 17 years invested in trying to make it. It just made sense.

Since the Oscar, she hit the comic book blockbusters cuz they pay, and now all of a sudden she plays this “hot” chick with her tits out, despite being not very hot. It’s all so weird.

She was engaged to a guy named Alex Greenwald, who is a musician and lead singer of the band Phantom Planet, they sang the OC song and I think Jason Schwartzman is in that band.

She says he created a safe space for her and for empowering her to take risks in her work. WHAT? I think that’s code for “I used him until I had money of my own”….or maybe it’s not code for anything but is literally words to make you hate her more than you already do, or than I already do, you fan boy pussy fucks find her hot…so here she is pantsless.

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2020

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Ren, who you may know as the girl who proved going viral for a solid 2 months is enough to carry you for at least 5 years, because I assume girl is still out there making money, when all she’s ever done was be a co-star in a series of well produced travel videos of some young dude. She played the hot bodied, dumb looking faced, girlfriend.

The most compelling thing she’s done since this fame thing happened for her was booking Dancing With the Stars when they were trying to reach a younger audience a few years ago…and now that girl we liked in bikinis, who was better before the bolt on implants, hanging in basically amazing settings in her bikini, is now starring in these piss colored, badly lit back alley / back pages looking photo…some take this bitch’s clothes off and snap some shots of her in what might be a crack den…which would explain why she’s so unhappy looking..but that could also just be her attempt at being dramatic. These DIY models always bring the dumbest poses….

What this shoot is missing is some lips that grip the suction cup 10 inch dick….or some “butt plug reveals” you see on reddit, but we’ll take it cuz what the fuck else are we to do.

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2020

Feb

Alice Dellal Bald Pussy in a Body Suit of the Day

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Alice Della is the daughter of a Brazilian mom and an Iraqi dad, but more importantly, she’s the heriess to a billion dollar real estate fortune thanks to her grand dad. One of her cousins is Aunt Jemima Kirke…..from GIRLS fame.

So what we’ve learned from this TITTY outfit, in this my extensive research on the DELLA family, while figuring out who these tits belonged to, is that yet another actress who you know from TV is a fucking BILLIONAIRE….because the rich control us.

Either way, ALICE…back to ALICE….in her see through outfit for fashion looking like a crackhead…and not rocking a thick enough bush to show through this outfit…is also a stupidly rich kid…doing attention seeking shit…because that’s what life of a socialite is like….I guess.

At least she’s not a Kardashian. She’s from the UK…more classy and regal…