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2020

14

Feb

Amanda “AJ” Michalka Bra Top of the Day

The Michalka Sisters are still at it..at least one of them is.

There was a time when they were the original Disney Kids to go slutty, which brought joy and happiness to the perverts everywhere who were into Disney Kids…sick fucks…including but not limited to the execs at DISNEY….who cast them or bought them from their evil parents that sold them to the industry.

I don’t really know their history, I’m sure I’ve posted on them at least 100 times over the last 15 years, and this one is out in a bra for you to jerk off to, because I guess that’s what they aim for, I guess that’s how they feel validated.

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2020

14

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Prepping for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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You all know that Lindsey Vonn, your American Ski Hero, is marrying a professional Canadian Hockey Player named P.K. which means she’s into the BBC (big black cock)…and I figure that for every racist dude out there disgusted by black on blonde porn, there’s a cuckold who pays black dudes to fuck their fat wives in hotel rooms….not nice hotel rooms…Days Inn looking hotel rooms….where they film the sex and post it to the internet…because nothing better than seeing your wife take a big dick…while your queer ass diddles with your mini-dick….

It’s a thing…and Lindsey Vonn does it without the whole white micro dick in the mix….she just goes straight for the rich black cock and it’s not her first time..she is the definition of “Once you go black”….and I assume it has something to do with her threshold of paid from all her injuries….her high testosterone from her muscles….and most importantly….her thickness that can handle being pounded….because clearly she fucking loves it.

Here’s some of her training for TONIGHT’s BIG Fuck….that will leave her cum farting and possible losing control of her bowels…stretched out right.

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2020

14

Feb

Influencers we Need Right Now

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Their name is ANGEL SHANE and she has 62,000 followers on TikTok because despite TikTok being a way for CHINA to track ALL americans, since they own it, it’s also a great place to find the next generation of internet sensation.

Her bio is “I’ am 42 years old Married Shane oneill #peace??love?heappiness ?(l)lgbiq” what the fuck…..I had a stroke reading that…..

TIKTOK…and content like this on TIKTOK is far more interesting than INSTAGRAM, far less filtered, fake, bullshit people with QVC dreams of selling nonsens.

It is more creative and more comedic…and I am glad that videos like this go viral. This one has over 400k likes on it, because it’s that fucking good, it is ART if you will…..

This should be a podcast series, a youtube channel, I want these two unboxing, doing HAUL videos, and all the other trends of the internet….because it’d finally be worth watching…it’d finally discount all the garbage these fake fucks who think they are important, despite sucking, are doing…..we don’t care about what you think, or your “HEY GUYS” lies…you’re a puppet trying to get famous and I’m onto you..

While Angel is just an Angel….married to shane and paving the way for the future…this is the future.

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2020

14

Feb

Girls on Reddit for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Reddit is obviously the future of porn, because it offers a community environment for girls to post their nudes or half nudes to the gang of nerds looking for real girl content. Long gone are the days of produced porn, or paid porn, when hot girls are getting naked for free on the internet, with no concern of family or friends seeing it, no concern of future repercussions in terms of career or kids or bosses seeing the shit, they are posting up everything from anal, to orgies, to creampies with strangers…it’s next level.

Some are doing it to promote their only fans subscriptions, which you have to be dumb to buy into, some are doing it to sell panties or nudes direct to whoever wants to pay for more from the set, and it’s all pretty fucking wild to someone like me who grew up struggling to get girls naked, even though I knew girls liked getting naked, it turns them on, validates them, WHATEVER.

I know this is just a select few of the many on reddit, and the many on reddit aren’t nearly the MAJORITY of all women, but we’re moving in the right direction as a people….

Now try to tell me that Reddit isn’t a hardcore porn site, despite all their ad partners….I bet 75 percent of their traffic is driven to this kind of content…and this is the “TAME SHIT” because I don’t want to be posting official porn here….but there’s official porn there….WILD….

So nothing says romance like posting nudes to reddit on valentines day…

The captions of some of these included:

“Perfect for Valentine’s Day”, “Can I Be your Valentine”, “Valentine’s Makes me Horny”, “Happy Valentine’s Day”, “Come taste me I’m sweeter than chocolates ? Happy Valentine’s Day!”, “Come share some V-day pie?”, “Can I offer you a tiny 100lbs Asian for Valentine’s Day?”, “Maybe this should be my Valentine’s Day outfit [F]19”, “Anyone in need of a Computer Science cumslut for Valentines Day?”

Much better than elementary school when you only got one valentine from the girl in the class who gave a Valentine to everyone….while everyone else left you out because you’re a loser. MEMORIES…TRIGGERED…FUCK off.

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2020

14

Feb

Train Stunts and Other Videos of the Day

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SPLASHING A COP – AMAZING

Dumb TikTok Stunt

Driving Through a Store

Office in China Gets Sprayed

Great Driver!

Kid Sets Fire to Balloon Guy

Backup Battery Explodes

Monkey Doing House Work…

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2020

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day so do your wife a favour and don’t jerk off to celebs being sluts, and yes, by wife I mean girl locked in your basement who you’ve abducted because of your deep rooted love of love, a romantic..and if you’re not a horny Lohan level predator, with no woman in your basement…by wife I mean whatever apparatus you, living or dead or inanimate that you have sex with…including but not limited to cured meats, ziploc bags full of raw chicken or over cooked pasta, many options that you’re far too familiar with….valentine’s day every day!!

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Elvis Biopic Gets Primary Cast
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Rare Lebron Card Sells for 900k – Check Your Collection
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Some Model in See Through Clothes
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Car Drives Through Store
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Kristin Cavallari Cleavage
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In Case You Missed it – the Best Maisie Williams MEME
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Every Slam in the UFC
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Is Jason Mamoa a Pedo
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Modern Family Last Day on Set
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Weird Stunt!
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2020

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Valentine’s Day, so get out there and find girls looking for Valentines.

This is their last attempt to find cock before Valentine’s Day…so that on Valentine’s Day they have a date lined up.

They are at the height of hopeful romantic…even if they pretend they are happy alone…even if they pretend they don’t need a man…they were raised on Disney and love that cheesy romance shit…even if it’s for a night or two…

So tonight is the night….not that anyone even leaves their houses anymore, or meets in person anymore unless that meeting was cued up digitally, so maybe just fucking swipe on all the dating apps from your couch unshowered and disgusting…fuck the outside world…then fuck desperate girls looking for love tonight, because tomorrow it will be too late…because Tomorrow…tomorrow night all the table scraps will come out angry they don’t have a man..and it’s a far sadder fuck.

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Bebe Rexha Humping the Air
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Is Maisie Williams Brian Peppers?
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Broken Faced and Braless
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Elsa Hosk in a Tight Dress
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Miranda Emblem Nude on the Beach
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Snoop Dog Apologizes for Threatening to Kill Gayle King
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Every Slam in the UFC
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Sophie Turner is Knocked Up – CUMMED UP INSIDE
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Dynamite in a Sewer
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Jack Black CHoosing Fitness
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Audrey Bradford Shoulder Licking in her Titty Shoot
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Bella Thorne Valentine’s Day Smut
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Is Aquaman a Pedo?
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Driving Right Through a Store
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Big Earthquake
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Nancy Scvab in See Through Clothing
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Ratkow Promoting Bikinis on the Beach Like the Whore She Is
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Pet Raccoon Having a Great Day
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Kristin Cavallari’s Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Stages a Nip Slip
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Natalie Portman VS Rose McGowan…
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Hilary Duff in Bike Shorts
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Katy Perry is Terrifying
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Kate Upton Making an Appearance
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Lily COllins In Leggings for her Dad
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Kaley Cuoco is Not Hot
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Billie Piper CLeavage
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Charli XCX Cleavage
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Jasmine Tookes Catalog Pics
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Laura Whitmore Cleavage
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Taylor Swift is Aging ROugh
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Lily Rose Depp Midget Legs in Leggigns
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl With Big Tits Playing with her Tits
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Dildo in Cornhole
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Sloppy Booty Slap
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19 Year Old ALready Knows What’s Up
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Mall Food COurt Orgasm
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Worst Way to Drink a Beer Ever – Bros Blow My Fucking Mind in How Faggy They Are
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32 People Having a Shitty Day
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BIG TITTY DROP
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A Bunch of BOOTY
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Interesting Sign…
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Wife Finds Out About Sidebitch
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Cracktivities
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Salad Fetish
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Mile High Claw
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Is this why People into Trannies?
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2020

13

Feb

Some Public Flashing of the Day

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I guess we live in a porned up generation where people are so exposed to nudity and sex that they are compelled to listen to their inner perversions and start living out their sex dreams.

No longer are we modest, but instead we try to go big or go home….some looking for a thrill risk taking to get off because jerking off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog isn’t enough for us anymore. We are changed as a species and one of the funniest things a girl can do to show us how fun, daring and exciting she is is flash, fuck or masturbate in public….girl gets clout for being wild, gets off for fear of getting caught and we get to see at their stunts that they aren’t even getting paid to do…they are just doing it for their love of being naughty.

Interesting times for sure.

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2020

13

Feb

Bebe Rexha Getting Sexy of the Day

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I tried to avoid posting this Bebe Rexha humping the sky bullshit, because she’s disgusting….

I am posting it because figured we should encourage all aspiring popstars pushing 30 to be the whores they were born to be thanks to their vaginas….and celebrate what is an era of all girls trying to be provocative like porn stars…no matter what they weigh in on the scale at…because I may find fat gross and you may find fat gross…but more and more girls are fat so we may need to accept the fat and I know you perverts fuck fat…I married fat…but I’ll never accept fat….and more importantly…she may have hot young fit fans who follow her lead of fucking the air when they want attention….she is influential cuz of her “celebrity” that was created and manufactured…but people are dumb and buy into that…so here’s some old fat popstar too old and fat to be a popstar trying to be hot cuz she’s not.

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2020

13

Feb

The Best Nudity with Food of the Day

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Are you all foodies? Do you remember a time when being a foodie wasn’t something for the BROS, it was for the metrosexual, cultured and sophisticated. A passion for finding exotic ingredients and having real cultural experiences when seeking out the authentic recipes around the world….and then social media happened and the bros of the world started becoming more and more queer as their shorts got shorter and shorts and next thing you know they are all trying to be Gourmet, using exotic or ingredients they foraged or got at a market…caring about flavor instead of caring about getting drunk at a kegger and fucking the cheerleaders with their boys. It’s been a weird transition….

That said, when it comes to girls posing with food, I can say that I am a foodie. Big fan of foot on genitals….but I am also obese…and a pervert so this works for me.

I’ve seen this trend of girls using fruit in front of their pussy, or tits, or whatever to be artistic and high concept, you know a split cantelope instead of their spread labia…..takes it from selfie porn to high concept….easy…without any fucking effort….

For Valentine’s Day, show your girl, or the crackwhore you recruited, this post and tell them that this is the art you want o create with them, get them nude in whatever ditch you are fucking them in and throw some salami, or bologna, or spray cheese at them…and make some fucking white trash magic happen….

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