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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Feb

Ambre Renard’s Hot Black and White Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Ambre..which is a pretty funny name, she claims to be a legit model, which basically means nothing To see her instagram CLICK HERE ….where you will learn what I have learned and that is that she’s a nude friendly, titty forward, activist who probably doesn’t think she does smut, but that you can jack off to the content in efforts to prove her fucking wrong…

She’s a picture lover and nature addict…who I assume is “Free the Nip”…”Sex Positive”…”Don’t Shame Nudity”…and all the good things that make instagram a great contribution to all of our lives thanks to all the fucking nude girls out there….it’s a revolution motherfuckers…and AMBRE is one of the fighting soldiers…and her fight is pretty easy…all she has to do is get naked on camera…which she probably does for free because she just likes it that much.

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2020

Feb

Emmy Rossum Old Tits of the Day

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I hate Emmy Rossum. I don’t entirely know why. I mean she got naked on Shameless for a decade when the show confused her for being one of the stars and basically wrote around her, about her, like a central compelling person while she consistently sucked. I actually stopped watching the show Season 2, I mean I’d see the good parts, like the sex scenes on the internet after the fact, and even with that I’d think EMMY ROSSUM sucks….so when she got fired, I had to start watching again, because there is life after the scam that is EMMY ROSSUM, the girl who wanted to be a legit celebrity, who ended up deciding to get naked on Cable, because it was the only work she could get and eventually “mattering’…..

Her latest role as Angelyne, the pink Corvette driving Phoebe Price inspiring paparazzi fodder of the last 30 years, thanks to her taking billboards out about herself. This is her as Angelyne….in old-make-up, some prosthetic tits, living out old lady who looks like a street whore fetishes – I hope none of you motherfuckers have.

LA loves to make movies about “LA” things…like Angelyne…..I’m holding out for Phoebe Price Biopic…where she is played by LOHAN..in Lohan’s oscar winning performance…where half the move takes place at the celebrity pumpkin patch where Pheobe goes to half naked every year knowing the paps are there….the pivotal moment in all of our lives…the conflict and resolution of the movie about whether the paparazzi will actually sell off the pics to the photo agencies…because you never know when you’re not actually famous.

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2020

Feb

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Broken Foot of the Day

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Britney Spears may have hard nipples on her mom tits in this red t-shirt, but this may be the moment when we have to accept that Britney Spears is 40 years old.

I mean I almost appreciate what is going on here, because the roles in her neck that stem from her age, but also from being worked hard the last 20 years as a prisoner or slave for the family…she’s been on all kinds of meds, she’s done all kinds of drugs. She’s basically lived a rough fucking life…despite it being behind the pearly gates of her mansions while she sat on a pile of money she wasn’t allowed to spend because that was dipping into Daddy’s profits….so conservatorship was the answer….they’ve kept running a LONG time. Solid scam, I mean his sperm made her…he should have a right to get an ROI.

ANYWAY, I apprecaite this neck, this old lady neck, in a time when every girl over 19 is jacked the fuck up like a Kardashian with fillers and other bullshit….making them basically look like fucking clowns. Instead she chose the SHAR-PEI look. Interesting.

I’m all for REAL aging, even if it’s not as hot, and doesn’t get the same praise J.Lo gets when she’s at the superbowl.

That’s not to say Britney doesn’t get the injections, it’s just to say it sure as hell doesn’t look like she does….

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2020

Feb

Halsey Bolt Ons Getting Wet of the Day

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I guess the good thing about bolt ons, versus stick ons, is that bolt ons can get wet…the water doesn’t fuck up the glue, cuz them tits are being boosted from the inside…

Halsey is some bullshit popstar that Hollywood bought into her silly story, from being homeless to being black, she’s consistently annoying.

She’s also been seen ripping bumps of some white powder during some Miami music week, yet brands don’t boycott her, let her continue to taint and confuse the kids around America.

I don’t care about any of that, I have seen that entertainment industry or the media in general is some hypocritical shit..so I just accept that and stare at the tits, even when you can’t see the tits, cuz they are submerged in a way you kinda wish her head was, you know if only that drug use led to the overdose that ends her….a boy’s allowed to dream.

Instead we get to look at her sharing pics she’s taken of herself cuz she feels like she’s hot…the worst.

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2020

Feb

Ariel Winter Nipple Piercing of the Day

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You may be able to see Ariel Winter’s nipple ring if you look at this troll long enough, just don’t make eye contact, she may rape your soul….

The big tits that cut off her tits when she was still growing her tits is now out of work.

Luckily she’s got millions of dollars from scoring a hit TV sitcom job, the dream of actors pre-social media. It’s that old guard of Hollywood’s answer to being set for fucking life. You know a consistent paycheck of millions of dollars a year for as long as the show lasts…even if you’re the least compelling of the show…being on the show, keeps you there.

So set for life, retired at 21 or whatever age she is, because I can’t imagine girl getting more work, at least not looking like the troll that she is…..

Just don’t make eye contact with her…that’s how she traps you and lures you into her lair…a lair you’d all want in because you’re desperate and believe what you are sold and you’ve been told these big tits, that have been cut off once tits, but grew back tits, are the tits.

She’s just not very cute, but tits are tits, and she’s less fat, so I support that.

Here is her new hair inspired by Bella Thorne

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2020

Feb

Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse’s Hard Nips of the Day

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I wrote some post to a Kaley Cuoco fan the other day about hard nipples and dude got mad. Apparently, Kaley Cuoco was wearing a bra and he didn’t like that I implied that she wasn’t. The post was about how pathetic it is for anyone to get excited over hard nipples, sure stare at them, but to get excited by them, is pretty virginal. I referenced high school gym class, where a girl in our calls was the Resident Jennifer Aniston, before Jennifer Aniston existed, but was Jennifer Aniston because of the hard nips. Anyway, we eventually turned 16, eventually had sex, and hard nips still fun, were hardly as EXCITING as they were at that time, and could never live up to nipples of the past, and seeing dudes freak out about hard nips, is almost embarrassing…like get laid pervert.

Anyway, if you read the post, which you didn’t you’d know the story already, and realize that repurposing it is just lazy on my part, but then what else would I have to say about Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse in this shoot, other than “CHECK OUT THE NIPS IN THAT ONE PIC THOUGH”…

For those of you who don’t know who Camille Chrystal Pourcheresse, she also goes by Camille Rowe and she must be 100 years old in model years, as she’s been around for fucking ever and you’ve seen her titties before.

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2020

Feb

Bikini Girl Gets Jumped and Other Videos of the Day

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Fire Accident at Festival

A Girl Passes Out Singing…

Truck VS Bikes…

Melting Down Cans

Tain and a Truck…

A Trip Through Croc River

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Be more like the women of reddit and get really turned on by people talking about your body, complimenting it, looking at it, imagining what they would do if they could.

And send everyone at your job pics of your limp dick after a cold shower….

Give them something to talk about…and sue the boss for discrimination if he tries to fire you like you were Weinstein sexually assaulting

Here are some morning links….

Singer Duffy Says She was Kidnapped, Drugged and Raped…who is Duffy? Hilary Duffy?
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The Service Dog Failure is Hilarious
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Mechanic’s Weird Jump Start
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Pizza Stunt Gone Wrong
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Disney Doesn’t Want to turn Kids Queer
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6 Year Old Arrested in Orlando
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Barcode Music
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Crotchless Pantyhose
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Dog Saves Chickens from Fox
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Hilary Duff – Vigilante or Asshole?
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Pussy Cat Dolls are Back On
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Today’s Hangover Dump Gif’s Uncensored Video…
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Just here mapping out how I am going to re-route my GI tract to run through my penis hole in efforts to give the hookers a surprise of a lifetime. Call me Publisher’s Clearing House…or MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION….give the girls I pay to suck my dick a real treat…you think it stinks now…or that it’s gross when it gets in your mouth now…you have dead drug addict…JUST wait…big plans over here….but first probiotics. bone broth. celery juice….because the gut is the second brain…thanks facebook GURUS who are complaining about the origin of their meat not being labeled, unable to go to the local farm to get fresh meat due to being lazy, and who are now complaining that American chicken is chlorinated…to kill the bacteria….PUBLIC POOL CHICKEN…not quite as fun public pool pussy…I just talk a lot of shit about nothing….and soon I will be pissing shit…dreams can come true…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale Singing to her Cat in a Tube T0p
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Hilary Duff – VIGILANTE
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Cher, Naomi Campbell and Kim K in a Motorcycle Gang Shoot Together
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Woman Forgets Parking Break…
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Hailey Baldwin Nipple
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Rat Cow Plastic Face Bikini Selfie
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Eating Spaghetti the Only Way that Makes Sense
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Bus Driver of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Singing to her Cat in a Tube T0p
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Sofia Richie Topless in a New Collab
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Bella Thorne’s Big Titties Hit the Headboard
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Katya Clover’s Nude Shoot
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Pete Davidson Wants to Leave SNL –
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Pete Davidson Calls Louis CK a Piece of Shit
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Netflix Adds Top 10 Lists
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Family Barely Avoids Train
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Longest Legs in Modelling
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Gabby larsson’s Cute Bikini Shoot….
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Fashion Designer’s Failed Tribute to Kobe
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What Harley Quinn Has to Say About Masculinity
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Nyc in 1911
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Woman Escapes Death
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Is Alison Brie the Next She-Hulk?
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Just Stealing a Car
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The Pussycat Doll on a Comeback
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Marti in her Crotchless Panties
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Aaron Carter Saves a Hummingbird
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Record Breaking Plank
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Steinfeld in some Pants
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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Lela Loren Side Tit
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ELisabeth Moss is Disgusting
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Some chick named Simone Missick in White Dress
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Some Chick Named Virginia Gardner in a Red Dress
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Some Chick Named Elle Fanning in Glasses
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Anne Winters in a Hot Dress
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Ashley Benson in what looks like a Flasher’s Trench Coat
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Clothed Lap Dance
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Violet Pink Gets Naked
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BIG TITTY JIGGLE
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Squirting on Mom’s Floor
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Olympia Valence NUDE Leaked Pics
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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Little Mira is the Reddit Amateur of the Day
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New Black Porn Girl
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Amateur Lesbian Grind
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Nudists
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They Say this is an Influencer’s Sex Tape
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Flexible Girls
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Maitland Ward and Riley Reid in their Underwear
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Butthole Show
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Girls in Bikinis
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Coke In Asshole – In Case You Missed It
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Jenni is Not Getting Dressed
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2020

Feb

Sofia Richie’s Strategic Topless Shoot because Why Not of the Day

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General consensus is that Sofia Richie is hot, mainly because she’s not a blood relation to Nicole Richie, by the time this one, who is Lionel’s actual kid was old enough to be tainted by that trashy Nicole who was found in a dumpster, Nicole had already moved out. She’s 20 years older.

Despite being on the Kardashian show, because it’s a good marketing platform, even though it is making a deal with the devil, along with the face injections she clearly has, they all have them….she still manages to not annoy me…when everything annoys me…so there’s that…and I guess there’s these pics that aren’t a Kardashian supporting cast member’s sex tape from one of their rich person luxury vacations thanks to collectively winning at life…and all it took was selling their souls to the devil….not that Richie had to, her dad must be worth at least 100 – 500 million…Hello…

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