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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Feb

Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Mound in Spandex of the Day

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Hailey Bieber has mangled up her face in what I assume is a transition to become the next Bieber, they pretty much look the fucking same, only she’s got more filler inserted in her than she’s got Bieber dick in her…I don’t really know what that meant, but it was a natural direction this post took, since it’s about her pussy mound..

Like Beethoven and all the other greats, I don’t plan what my fingers type, it sort of channels through me from a higher place, maybe it’s a spiritual or religious experience, and maybe I am that Messiah that Christian Bieber, who I doubt is very Christian based on everything about her, from walking around cunt first, we can see her full pussy…that’s some stripper shit…to trying to be a false idol despite failing as a false idol…since the other false idols (Jenner /Hadids) did it better….but it doesn’t mean she doesn’t envy them…it just means she married Bieber to get her own shine….if you can’t get your own celebrity, fuck someone elses celebrity and get the affiliated or celebrity adjacent celebrity that comes with it…

Point being…BIEBER PUSSY…you always knew existed since Baby Baby Oh came out…but now you can see in some silly outfit…

Ugly Bieber Plastic Face or not, the ass is good though.

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2020

Feb

Shay Mitchell Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is loving her milk-filled, vein engorged, mom tits, at least we can assume she is based on her bikini choices she’s making in her not overly offensive recent mom body, while she’s out producing her Shay Mitchell travel and adventure series for YOUTUBE where she sells her own luggage line because being an actress has taken on new meaning, because influencers are the ones making all the money, even though there’s not way to determine who an actual influencer is, because every asshole on instagram seems to think they are famous, a guru, or an influencer. Pretty annoying…until the tits come out in bikinis…even vein engorged milk filled mom tits….what I’d consider the worst kind of tits…but the tits that allow married cuck’s to experience big tits since they are too busy to cheat on their wives with a set of fake tits since the idea of masculinity has shifted and you’re all a bunch of pussies whipped by pussy.

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2020

Feb

Bella Hadid Nude of the Day

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Bella Hadid and her clown looking cartoon face created by face injections in an attempt to turn an ugly bitch hot, which pulled one over on all the marketing people at brands or at least in fashion, to use the bitch in their campaigns and let her walk their runway because she has instagram hype and thus that can be applied to their sales…since everything is on social media….chasing the clicks.

The only decent thing about her, besides being skinny, a needed thing for her model career that her mom injected into her brain, because model moms never want fat kids, and I guess her arab tits, but even that is discounted by how garbage she is and how evil everything she represents is. They bought this career and she’s just a rich kid playing make-belief in this simulation that is apparently reality, but I’m not convinced.

As she sits in some spa doing slutty sex worker level selfies for attention, I will stare at her tits, but I’ll do it annoyed, because I know she’s shit, and has nothing to offer the world…but above all that…I know she’s a fucking ugly ….but thanks to The Weeknd, you can always imagine a big black cock in her, which may make her hot to some of you cucks out there.

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2020

Feb

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s got her hard nips on her bolt ons out without a bra on because that’s the whole point of fake tits….never needing a bra…many girls justify their titty purchases based on all the savings they’ll get from not needing to buy bras…not that Kaley Cuoco needs to save money on Bras, she probably has all kinds of bras and other lingerie to keep things hot now that she barely works…since her nerd show is over…

Anyway she has hard nips, which I always find funny to see the nerds into this kind of content get excited over, I mean when I was in high school, we had a Jennifer Aniston with big tits and hard nips, making every gym class fun…but we were virgins…who eventually got laid and realized that hard nips aren’t that big of a deal..tits do that.

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2020

Feb

Bella Thorne Braless of the Day

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There has been much debate around these parts between myself and myself, my one true friend who doesn’t even like me, and the only person who talks to me, about whether Bella Thorne’s tits are real or if they are just Disney Money Tits she bought during her broken, sexually abused, sold by her mom to the industry she bolted on during her rebrand into becoming a compelling social media personality to the fans…and by much debate I’ve written in Bella Thorne posts I am forced to post because this is the prison I have created for myself….about her tits…assuming they were fake…but here they are looking pointy…did she get some Madonna cone titties strapped to her chest, is this the new generation of fake tits, or are these real….who fucking cares is the general conclusion I come up with…because who the fuck cares….

All these Bella Thorne Hype is just contrived marketing bullshit to make her more money, get her more work, get her more fame, and followers who buy the garbage she’s selling…fake tits or not…she’s still annoying.

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2020

Feb

Lindsay Vonn Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Vonn brought her thickness that the black dudes seem to really like. The cliche of living that “Black on Blondes” porno series life….only the athlete version who has been doing leg exercises since she was a little kid…preparing her for the life of BBC ahead. Sturdy as fuck…

I mean I’ve seen this bitch fall on the slopes, I’m Canadian, we watch skiing, and I’ve seen her take hard fucking hits at high speeds…now she does the sexual equivalent of that. High Pain Threshold.

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2020

Feb

CHICK FIGHT and Other Videos of the Day

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Arrested for Tickling the Deacon

Drunk Teacher

Kill this Asshole Harrassing the Manatees

Dude attacks a woman with a syringe – I guess that “Myth” is a reality…

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I ask Alexa for something to fist. She always ignores me. Not that I have an Alexa, I don’t need AMAZON listening to my life. I mean Alexa my neighbor who is about 300 pounds and likes trying to touch my hair. I’m actually surprised she doesn’t want to get fisted, but I guess fat girls get laid now.

It’s like the day you realize the everyone you avoid from high school, or who avoid you because you were the weird one are the old folk of social media – doing old person memes, posting old person comments. Not that I am “with it’ my social media sucks, but theirs is like when so bad, like they never used a computer or like they don’t know what the internet is. The kind of updates that you see when grandma finds facebook and falls for every single clickbait, meme, contest, survey, GIF out there. I’m old but at least I got the internet in 1995.

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Woman Escapes Death
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Eiza Gonzalez’s Weird Semi Nude Shoot
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Kate Beckinsale – Bikini Fail
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Alyssa Milano’s Empowered Bra Top for Women’s Rights…#MeToo…Freedom
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Jada Pinkett Confronts Snoop about Dragging Gayle about Kobe Being a Rapist
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Amazon Driver Fail
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Drunk in an Uber
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How Movies Use Explosions
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Fake Kitchen Hacks – Debunked
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Just a little Survivor Chick Head Butting
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently supporting Weinstein and saying he’s being made an example of is not the popular opinion of social media…because people are half retards and believe what they are told…and I guess it falls into the whole “if she’s a hooker, doesn’t it count as rape” and I totally think it counts as rape if she’s a hooker, however these aren’t hookers…these are calculating scensters targeting an obese man and manipulating him with their cunts…or hoping to..only he got the last laugh…but now they get the last laugh…

I don’t actually care about the story, or defending Weinsten or accusing the women of having ulterior motives…he’s a slimebag, they are slimebags…fuck them all the pile of money they rode in on.

It would be nice if Weinstein saw my support and offered me a movie deal on my life story…I could use the money…

I’d rather be celebrating Mardi Gras down in New Orleans this week for the tits. So many tits, but then I remembered people don’t leave the house anymore…they get the selfie and bounce…and the whole Coronavirus makes being in public scary….but most importantly flashing tits is just a tool designed to sell panties, patreon and snap chat memberships….because the tits of the internet also have ulterior motives. These titty girls are entertprising. Monetizing. There is no pure or wholesome tit flash anymore…here are some stepLINKS..while Weinstein Prison Breaks using his walker and his vagina-like penis to penetrate a hole in the wall like he tried on all his accusers…

Alyssa Milano Celebrating Weinstein in her BRa
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Top for Carnaval
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Sophie Mudd Slutty Polaroids
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Dress
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Barbara Palvin in a See Through Bra
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Ashley Benson Panty Flash
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Zendaya Hot in Vogue
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Kaia Gerber Nipple Reveal
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Huge Explosion on the Highway
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Drunk Girl in an Uber
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot in Some Weird Shoot
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Gloria Sol Bares Her Soul – Nude
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Cassie Scerbo’s Arm Bra…
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Lil Nas X Crashing a Wedding
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Goodbye Modern Family
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Brooke Perry – Underwear Promo Model
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How Dwayne Haskins Spent his Firs Million
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The best thing about Jessica Mulroney is that she was a Town Coke Whore at the Clubs of Montreal for Years…and Now She’s in Royal Family Scandals. Hilarious to me.
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Dog Saves CHicken from a Fox
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Gigi Hadid vs Youtuber
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Mission Impossible Delayed due to Coronavirus
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Flat Earther Who Made a Rocket to Prove Earth is Flat Died – and It’s Funny
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How Much a Carpet Cleaning Company Makes in One Day
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Rough Entrance for Cruise Ship….
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Tarantino Made a Baby
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Bust Girl Trying On SmalL Bikinis
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Is this Proof Ghosts are REal?
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Liz Hurley’s Son is a Girl
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Woman Dresses like a Giraffe to Save her From Corona Virus
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Cat Watchign Tom and Jerry is Some Weirdness
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Tranny From Euphoria in a Magazine
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Sarah Jessica Parker Big CLeavage
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DC Comics Fires Co-Publisher
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Ben Affleck and J.Lo Still Homies
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Kendall Jenner in a Skirt on the Runway
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Maddy Petsch in Red
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Rita Ora Titty on a Hike
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Larsen Thompson Big Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bra Top for Carnaval!
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Stella Maxwell on the RUnway
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Rita Ora in Leggigns
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Brie Larson is Dog Shit
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Emmy Rossum Dressed like a Hooker – Yet Still Dog Shit
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Karreuche Tran Cleavage
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The Asshole Compilation
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Weird Safe Sex
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Skinny Girl Dances Naked at a Festival
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Self Fisting is Nuts
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Girls Put Coke in their Friend’s Asshole
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – Check the Ratio Bro
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A Bunch of BOOTY
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Blue Dildo
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I wonder why pregnant people post sex tapes
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From Instagram Model to Porn Chick
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Look into Black Babe’s Eyes as she Fucks a Suction Dildo
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Titty Reveal
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Busty Mistress with the Invisi-Nips
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Japanese Joker Porn
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2020

Feb

Tara Lipinski Nip Slip of the Day

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Tara Lipinski has been retired from the skating world after winning the Olympics at 16, which is probably when you stopped masturbating to her, but she still exists and she’s still an American hero, at least in terms of being an Olympic commentator on Olympic skating every 4 years…which I don’t think can be defined as an actual hero…but at least she’s got a talent in this world of talentless trash that just gets naked on the internet for exposure, attention and money…while Lipinski’s nip slip has a career, training, success…wins behind it…so it’s not your standard internet whore behavior…it’s got more value than that.

I am not just hyping up Tara Lipinski and her nip slip because I am Canadian and spent Sundays hungover jerking off to figure skating during the winter thanks to our Socialist Government TV station that televised that shit…I am saying that because I like people with skills getting naked more than people who just get naked cuz they can…not that this is Tara Lipinski naked…it’s her nipple though…which is 1/5th naked if you ask me…which you didn’t.

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