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2020

24

Feb

Rita Ora Getting Wet of the Day

I think Rita Ora is hot. I like that she’s officially “famous” despite having done nothing really beyond getting a record deal 10 years ago….and cruising around the world with industry people, at industry events, like she matters…all without making hit songs….girl is a victim or product of the system man…getting that million dollar deal on spec but never used by the people who bought her in some modern day slave trade…only in her slave trade she’s just a famous person with all the rewards of being famous…brand work, sponsorships, all expense paid trips, hosting gigs….everything except a HIT….because you don’t need to have a hit…you just need to have people think you may or may not have a hit…because followers is more marketable and more lucrative than selling records through a corrupt record industry.

BUT that could just be her tits talking….I am sold on Rita Ora because of the tits.

Here she is showing off her abs…

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2020

24

Feb

Ariel Winter See Through of the Day

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Ariel Winter is seen here with Sarah Hyland making the most of what will probably be the last of their careers at least we can hope….

I like to assume that the Hollywood machine that recycles all these starlets because they have mainstream celebrity from being on a hit show (whatever that means in this era of streaming) will probably recycle these cunts in various spin off shows, or maybe sit down and figure out some ways to get them credibility as actors beyond being sitcom type cast shit…you know make some ANISTON out of them…keep them earning because now that the show is over the agents and management just got a heavy pay cut…and they don’t like that…so get this bitch in a super hero movie….maybe a fat girl with breast reduction who has her tits grow back to haunt her….or maybe a 10 episode series on Sarah Hyland’s rejected kidney trying to get back up in her…I don’t know…I should keep my ideas to myself..until I am hired by Hollywood in a development deal for the next steps for these two weird looking girls….that hasn’t happened yet so probably won’t happen..so instead I’ll post Hyland’s face that doesn’t look like Hyland and Winter’s see through outfit…because she’s trash.

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2020

24

Feb

Maya Hawke Bra and Panties of the Day

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Maya Hawke is the trending reminder that 22 years ago UMA THURMAN and ETHAN HAWKE had a kid. It’s a relationship I completely forgot about because I don’t give a fuck about celebrity gossip, which is funny considering what I do everyday on this dumb fucking site, but that’s just because of a series of bad decisions that got me here, and a lack of opportunity to get me out of here….

But in all the disappointment that is running an irrelevant celebrity titty blog I’ve found my new passions, which is celebrity kids, the products that crawl out of the cunt of celebrities, who are celebrities by default, born into it…but who possess none of the talent, skill, or effort that requires becoming a celebrity. Just sort of falling into it and mattering because you were born into it…and that’s funny to me.

So why Maya Hawke is out here posing in her underwear is just funny to me, sure she’s got titties, but we got no business seeing those titties, yet here we are looking at her in her underwear…I can say that if I remembered a pregnant Uma Thurman, because even in Pulp Fiction (RIP WEINSTEIN THE VICTIM AND THE RAPIST), I wouldn’t have imagines that her kid would be trying to get clout getting naked online, I would have expected her to be a little less on the internet getting half naked for attention, but the power of getting naked for attention always wins.

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2020

24

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

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Looks like Kate Beckinsale’s on the Elizabeth Hurley bikini plan. Never too old to turn to your fan base of loser dudes who like Vampire Movies from the late 90s, to give you that validation that keeps you from gorging on cake, quitting the fitness and the cocaine, or whatever other hormones she’s on, like a 40+ mom on reddit ready to reveal her fake tits, to get some positive feedback so that her husband can see her as a hot piece again…before connecting with reddit dudes he shares dick pics with…before going full cuck….before going full homo….it all starts with a 50 year old mom wife trying to feel hot….Kate Beckinsale is just the hollywood version of that.

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2020

24

Feb

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is pretty much just an influencer, what she influences is up for debate, but I think it’s probably mainly rich dudes who like fucking girls from instagram with a lot of followers, rather than actual moms, or women into style or health and wellness tips and products…because trolling instagram into presenting you like you are relevant can be both lucrative and exciting…lots of travel, lots of adventure, lots of nude shoots, lots of pretending you’re interesting, or like you have something to say….when you probably don’t….but you’re in a bikini so who gives a fuck and now dead magazines that have crawled out of history to make a comeback are doing centerfold shoots with you like you’re a celeb and not a hometown hottie…dreams do come true…

Her influencer captions include:

“So happy to be back in California ?? corn chip anyone?”

“die-dye + Fanta makes me happy”

“She’s candid. Also is 5 photos too much?”

That is the shit she brings you to caption her nude shoots….this is what makes her a brand friendly “influencer”….while the bikini pics make her a prime candidate for Sugar Baby….no wonder everyone is dumb fuck dot com.

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2020

24

Feb

Kaia Gerber Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is either on some ILLUMINATI shit, where the secret society control our minds through their network of celebrities they create to push their agenda on us….which I don’t entirely believe, despite knowing how the whole media controlling everyone’s mind works. I’ve been around long enough to see calculated marketing efforts to make someone famous who otherwise shouldn’t be famous…but in Kaia Gerber’s case, I think it’s good old fashioned Public Relations, her family is dialled into the media, her mom is a big fucking deal, and ICON if you will, and if they choose to put a little money in hyping her up beyond being “Cindy Crawford’s Daughter”…you know as being her own credible model who would be there regardless of who her parent’s are…they have the resources to do that…and lucky for them the media is lazy, the public lazy, we just sort of accept what is presented to us….and I am sure Kaia Gerber will remain as useless as she is, giving us nothing worth our time, but a few nude shoots….she’s just not that interesting…but the media seems to think she’s worth talking about…she’s fucking everywhere…so this is me talking about her….although she died when I found out she fucked Pete Davidson…I get the whole broken rich kid thing and I typically don’t care who a girl puts up in her…but in this case…I just see some lame groupie teen being forced into this for her moms ego and eventually it will all crash.

I like when things crash.

More of her nipples out at Versace

Here she is with her nipples all hard for i-D magazine..

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2020

24

Feb

Faith Schroder Slutty Side Boob of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Richard Schroder, better knowns as Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons’ daughter. She’s 18 and along with her sister is out there doing half naked shoots, because everyone does half naked shoots, everyone wants to be a bikini or lingerie model dudes jerk off to, even ugly chicks. It’s weird.

She’s some LA based rich kid, so this kind of behavior is expected and encouraged, it’s just funny that they are positioning her or tryijng to position her as a super model, when she’s just some slutty and skinny blonde girl dancing around when not half naked….

Which brings up an important point, TikTok, which this video may or may not be filmed for….but that is basically the exact same content of people doing choreographed dances like a bunch of assholes, and for some reason it’s going to take out INSTAGRAM (finally)….the China owned and operated, tracking your every move thanks to people who like to watch dance routines, fuelled by people who like to make dance routines, is just beyond fucking strange…why can’t we just stick to the sex tapes.

Here she is slutty in a bikini

Her instagram is full of smut CLICK HERE but I have no idea when she turned 18….so you’re warned.

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2020

24

Feb

January Jones Bath Time Nudity of the Day

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January Jones is in the bath, showing all you caring perverts that life as a single mom is rough, so rough that sometimes you just need to take a minute to bathe off the sin.

I’ve never been into January Jones so the fact that I am watching her bathe is just a testament of the times thanks to social media…where the kind of person who became a “celelbrity” from her humble Oregon beginnings, is going to naturally overshare her because she fucking loves the attention, feedback, and likes…it’s her drug…along with getting cummed inside by dudes who refuse to admit they are her child’s father.

As someone who hates celebrities and who thinks they are all trashy whores, even if they were born into the industry, this kind of behavior is expected and I guess welcomed because I’d rather see some bitch on TV in the bath pretending to be real…instead of walking around in paparazzi pics pretending to be bothered by all the hype she generated for herself by getting knocked up by a mystery man out of wedlock who has yet to admit he’s the dad.

You know, if you’re a media whore or attention whore and that’s why you’re even in LA in the first place, take advantage of that direct line to your fans.

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end with her fisting herself in a “look how stretchy my cunt is now that I’ve have a baby and hundreds of important cock that helped me get famous in me”….

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2020

24

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Cant Stop the Bikini Content of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be old as shit but thanks to modern science and being rich, bitch is injecting stem cells from abortions, not her abortions, unless she saved her abortions, because she’ too old to get pregnant not too old for you to want to cum inside her…because she looks good….thanks to being rich as shit and committing her life to looking good because without looking good she’d be nothing. A career built on looking good, her only currency cuz she’s got bank accounts with currency in it, is validation from looking good…I guess…just another old vain bitch trying to get the praise from all for being hot…like an old mom on reddit who has been working out the last 6 months and is ready to show off her new tits…you can’t hate on this content produced by her trans son of his mom he wants you jerking off to….so many fetishes going on right her…right now.

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2020

24

Feb

Ashley Benson Bikini Top of the Day

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Ashley Benson knows what trauma and hurt really is…because I can assure you that she’s been found, at various times in her life, with a perfectly good pussy to fuck, but with no strap on in sight.

Maybe she left it at home, you can’t take that strap-on out with you, making the sex outside of home a planned thing, ruining all spontaneity…plus you can’t really travel with one for fear of the shame if it got pulled out at customs…or by TSA…especially when you’re famous.

The plight of the lesbian who wants to get down the way SEX is supposed to be, but doesn’t have the dick attached to a harness / belt to get it the way she wants, so instead it’s just a grind…..Cunt on cunt, looking like when you take 2 peanut butter sandwiches out of your lunch back in high school that look all smushed together, just grinding like it’s a bad lap dance…until eventually one of them demands getting fisted…

Lesbian sex…a weird thing…

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