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2020

20

Feb

Salma Hayek TIts Out of the Day

Salma Hayek is being brave. If I’ve learned anything from watching the Golden Girls over and over again over the last 20 years….it’s that an old girl should never look at herself in the mirror looking down…gravity does some shit and it reveals everything they are trying to hide like how old they are…so always fuck on your back on on all fours…being on top is the TRUTH serum you want to avoid…UNLESS you’re jacked up with face fillers and BOTOX like all the celebs are.

This is a celebration of Salma’s hair, with some gratuitous tits, thanks to her being from the “Old School” when being a celebrity was at the closest it ever was to being a sex worker…use the tits, cocktease the right people, fuck the right people, get a career….whether you’re rich or not…it was manipulate the weak little bitch producer who could never get laid before being rich…get work…and matter.

Now she’s married to a billionaire, so she’s just doing this to keep up her legacy…to keep it all up and running…her husband being a rich dude is for sure a cuck….they all are and having dudes jerking off to her like she wasn’t 50…and she’s doing it with the tits.

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2020

20

Feb

Trying to See Kaia Gerber’s Tit on Cindy Crawford’s Birthday of the Day

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Kaia Gerber get a lot of hype because she’s a rich kid with a famous mom. Cindy Crawford. Who happens to be celebrating her 54th birthday today….while her daughter that people like to think of as her clone, because she could be, is out walking the runway as she establishes herself as a “model”…which really doesn’t mean anything anymore…anyone can model…and when you’re a rich kid from Cindy Crawford’s womb…it’s pretty easy for you to execute that plan.

It is really just because people are pretty basic and just like what they are familiar with and are too busy being sick, lazy, exhausted by trying to cover their debt working multiple jobs, unable to really look past what is being presented to them….so that they buy into the nonsense…

While the marketing people and fashion industry people are just groupie fucks who want the hype that comes with all the effort Cindy has put into creating her daughter’s modeling career. They started her young and encouraged her to grow up to be a vapid idiot travelling in coke filled fashion circles…instead of doing something that matters…it’s like make her live this vapid instagram model turned real model because it’s the same thing life…cuz that’s what girl wants….and being a spoiled brat it is what she gets. Must have been a real struggle filled with rejection allowing her to persevere.

Everyone is like “look how much she looks like her mom”….which would explain why she looks 45 at 18…..

You shouldn’t bother with her because Pete Davidson’s already given her AIDS, damaged goods…but you are a groupie fuck who remembers jerking off to her mom…so this is for you…try to see them tits.

Here’s the show….if you’re a weirdo who has jerked off to fashion shows like myself…

Bella Hadid was also there, looking like shit, her right side of her lip looks like it was punched, maybe a lip filler fail…who knows.

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2020

20

Feb

Bebe Rexha Dog Squat of the Day

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Bebe Rexha doing squats to try to build some muscle behind her fat ass…reminds me of a meme I saw of a fat couple celebrating that they went the gym everyday together….this is the meme….

Just because the bitch is doing squats doesn’t mean she’s not a plus sized, now plus sized is celebrated, especially when it comes to fat round asses held together by industrial strength leggings….like some kind of Kardashian….and society has been conditioned into liking that fat ass white girl, if Albanian is considered white, so this is not just for the black dudes out there…it is for everyone….PAWG is a trending hashtag….

I’ll am all for fat ass, I am just not into fat chicks with fat asses…..and as far as I’m concerned Bebe Rexha is a fat chick.

She is trying to be a pop star because she’s got an ego thanks to having written a few shitty pop songs that were hits…that got her paid and gave her the confidence to put herself out there with her own shitty pop music that she performs instead of some actual hot chick.

No time like the now for that, you know since fat chicks are being celebrated….and despite Bebe Rexha trying to not be a fat chick…she’s still fat…the squats aren’t for her health and wellness obviously….it’s giving her a reason to shake her fat Albanian ass on the internet in leggings ….she’s literally shaking her ass at the top of her squat…

When it comes to fat girls trying to make pop music it is safe to say that at least she’s not LIZZO….

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2020

20

Feb

Margaux Brooke Hot and Topless of the Day

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Margaux Brooke is an “Actress / Model” but more importantly, at least for the sake of anyone looking to hire a person that isn’t white, because as we all know hiring white people is the devils work, at least in terms of Public Relations, when you have to identify how non-racist you are by singling each people on your team out for their race and advertising that information to anyone willing to listen…she Mexican. German. English. Indian…..dot not feature I assume…

Her instagram is HERE and she’s obviously pretty legit because people like Anne V, Arianny Celeste praise her on her pics, unless they are just part of a commenting pod to trick the instagram algorithm…which is probably what this is about.

I don’t know why she’s “news to me”….I mean I am out of touch and have a terrible memory, I’ve probably done posts on her before and didn’t even realize it, but I’m not going to bother to check, this is more about “check out this model’s tits”….and check that “RATIO”….because hip-to-waist is a fetish and not just because all women are becoming bloated fucks with no ratio unless they get LIPO…but because SCIENCE has proven it.

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2020

20

Feb

Monica Bellucci Still Got the Tits of the Day

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Unlike Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci, still has her tits.

Monica Bellucci, who I assume is not related to Jim Belushi, even though it’d be hard to know they weren’t if this was a conversation and not in writing…because writing out their names that are spelled totally different, has put a damper on that ANGLE.

She has been celebrated by Italian Americans harder than if she was an empty container on the back of a truck, filled with Fur Coats / Cured Meats / Lobsters Filled with Heroin, or other MOB shit like arson for insurance settlements, being involved in Payola for the music industry, gambling…I mean VEGAS….even though the MOB doesn’t exist…

She must be in her 50s even 60s by now, I’m too lazy to google her, but I know she’s been around as long as I’ve had the internet and I got the internet in 1995. It was a simpler time in trolling actual nerds…before the mainstream came in and ruined it.

She is in this magazine, and like my Italian Barber would Say “Mamma Mia”….I don’t think he’d actually say that but I don’t know wop shit…that’s as good as it gets…blame the Mario Brothers…

Posted in:Monica Bellucci|SFW

2020

20

Feb

Rumi Neely – Original Fashion Blogger Looking Good of the Day

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I know that this may be hard for you to believe or grasp, but probably not, because this isn’t TikTok and you’re not 15 years old, or being monitored by CHINA….and you are likely as old if not older than me…who else would visit a site like this…and you probably remember what I am about to say….but I KNOW THAT IT MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE…but there was a time before Instagram ruled the internet…at least in terms of sluts posting up slutty content of themselves…and in that era…people had to have their own websites, that people would type into a browser on a company to see what the deal was…..instead of opening a catch all app on their phone…and not all blogs were pornographic, or based on celebrity sluts, or cooking…some were based on narcissists and their daily outfits.

So everyday these original and official fashion bloggers…because they had a blog to supper their blogging…and not just an IG handle…would post stylized pics of themselves showcasing their outfits for their fans….and brands got in on paying these people, some of them started their own brands, their blogging experience FAR more lucrative and interesting than mine….they saw it as a means to an end…that is far more luxurious…where as this blog is MY end….

Anyway, one of the Original group was named Rumi Neely, I think her site was FashionToast and I thought she was hot back then….I mean this is 10 years ago.

I randomly saw her in my IG feed, because I follow 8000 sluts, I use IG for less than 1 minute a day, and they probably don’t want an earner like this…who has created a multi million dollar brand around herself…getting more off the platform so they hide her shit….but I still saw it…the first time in years and it looks like she’s been doing good work…in terms of what I think good work is…which is sleazy and half naked….

She’s on the right side of the whore table, the one that gets her paid and all that, not trying to sell access to her snapchat…but they aren’t all that different….and as it turns out…she’s still pretty hot.

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2020

20

Feb

Fat and Naked and Walking the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Accident Out of a Movie Scene

77 Year Old Fights off Dude Trying to Rob Him at the ATM

DUDE MAD AT Dude for Picking up a Roll with his bare Hand

Moose on the Loose

South African Nation Defense Force

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2020

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a meme going around about how men don’t hate strong women, we hate overly sensitive, easy to anger, quick to attack, rude bitches who have convinced themselves that they are strong but they are really just victim, whining victims waiting for a rich guy to come in and solve all their problems while allowing them to chill all day…which isn’t so much strong as it is weak and annoying…

These women claiming to be strong are like the junior executive in the office who walks around in a fake “business” accent, wearing business attire, dropping business cliche’s like “it’s not business it is personal”…while playing his idea of “corporate” boss…like a terrible actor….but the sex worker version.

The funny thing is that the general population don’t see through the bullshit, believe what they are told, and buy into it…allowing these self proclaimed heroes who are really losers go onto live hero lives while being losers.

WILD. When a whore doesn’t realize she’s a whore but thinks she’s a leader of an activist movement like she’s running the Black Panthers in the late 60s, when really she’s just running her OnlyFans…is crazy…but instead of being called crazy she’s called inspiring…crazy.

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2020

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it is funny that all the people who post shit like “Never trade authenticity for approval” are the first to trade authenticity for approval. They are the same people who say “I don’t give a fuck” or post memes about not giving a fuck.

YOU would think people who are so self involved would at least have some level of self awareness, they spend all their time talking about themselves but don’t even know that posting something like “Never trade authenticity for approval” or “I don’t care what people think”….you are seeking approval and care what people think.

People must be just sitting there waiting to be told what to think, or buy or say because they don’t know who they are or what they are, or what to believe, they follow trends and are mind controlled….SCARY….

BUT luckily all these idiots are half naked in 90 percent of their content so it’s all good…

So don’t believe ANY of this internet self help gurus, they are scammers and full fo shit.

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Why is Kaia Gerber Topless and Showing Off her Tattoos…..
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Top 10 Best On/Offs on the Internet
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Dead Rapper of the Day
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Hailee Steinfeld See Through in Animal Print
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Rowan Blanchard See Through
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Man Who Won’t Let His Car Be Impounded
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Constance Wu is an Undercover Stripper
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Bregje Heinen for Frederick’s of Hollywood in Lingerie
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Myrtille Revemont Topless Shoot!
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Calvin Harris Sells a Crazy Fuckign House in LA
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Shoplifter Gets Tripped
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Fun with an Excavator
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Kendall Jenner Limbless and Naked for some Magazine
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Actor and Producer Emily Kincaid’s Topless Shoot
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Kendall Jenner’s Massive Cameltoe
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Bachelor Launches a Bachelor for Seniors Show – Which is Actually one of my failed TV ideas since I realized, like the pharma companies that Seniors are the only ones watchign TV, so give them some old people / widower finding new love action….MISSED out on that one
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Looking Good Airplane
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Train Derailment
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Bille Eyelash Feels Hated
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Ben Affleck Quit Batman to Save his Life…
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The Cast of Taxi Re-Unite – Where’s Kaufman?
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Naked on Big Brother…
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California Girl Sydney Sweeney Lookin’ Hot
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2020

19

Feb

Rita Ora Bra Top of the Day

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I do not speak big titty whore who moved to America from the UK with a record deal that they were using as a back-up plan if Rihanna left the label, only for Rihanna to stay with the label, forcing Jay Z to fire the bitch, but her work visa was in place so she made the best of it and went to every industry party, sometimes 3 different ones a day, in 3 different outfits, because she knew the more she was out there – the more the idiot audience (you) would think she mattered. If the paparazzi take pics of you like you are a Kardashian and not just because you decided to fuck Rob Kardashian for the exposure, America will buy what you are selling, they are too fat and medicated to really care….plus their third grade level education despite having a Master’s Degree they are in student debt over, full retard, minds can’t allow them to process who the bitch is, they just see tits, which is really all you should see when looking at Rita Ora, but I prefer to look at them knowing she’s a scam who doesn’t make hit music and who isn’t an actual popstar, she’s a groupie scenester…and that’s some trash even when you’re on the receiving end of her mouth.

Well, my mind can’t process why she’s taking changing room titty pics, other than to get lots of likes and attention which is good enough reason for me, it’s competitive out there….but I don’t understand her caption about shopping…like does bitch like to shop, or is she saying she hates to shop, I am usually the one who’s sarcasm is misunderstood….now I’m the one not getting it. Maybe it is a bad joke and she should just stick to the tits….or maybe she just couldn’t figure out what to post as a caption cuz she’s just tits…great tits…big fan of Rita Ora because of her tits..

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