DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Feb

Madison Beer Bra Top of the Day

No Comments »

Are you the kind of guy who looks at Madison Beer’s tits in a bra top, or are you the kind of guy who looks straight at her pussy in her leggings…to see if you can see her clit smiling back at you as you often can when girls wear leggings, depending on how much of an innie they are, or how fat the outter lips are, or how puffy that pussy is after attaching it to the Vaccuum attachment it is….

I looked at the pussy first, as I do, because I am a fan of pussy and in this era, tits are negligible. It’s like anyone can have tits, dudes can have tits and tits can be misleading…they can be purchased for CHEAP…I mean only 5k for tits is CHEAP…and they really don’t matter because small tits have as much to offer as big tits…thanks to their nipples….

So whether Madison Beer made her name on youtube being a girl with big tits that sang cover songs enough to appeal to fucking perverts who boosted her views and got her a record deal with Bieber or not, her pussy is what matters….so tight pants…good times…as she lures the paparazzi to document her nightly outing, this girl is PAPARAZZI fodder and I don’t even think I’ve heard any of her songs. It’s a manufactured career….as they all are….money is behind this so they are investing in making more money off of it….

The truth of it is she’s not even that hot.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2020

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini Poll of the Day

No Comments »

Hilary Duff has been getting fit since having a baby. I assumed it was because she was revisiting her Disney role that made her famous and there was pressure on herself to lean the fuck up because she was one of those thick legged and thick assed bitch who looks like she does crossfit.

The kind of girl you’d want to help move your fridge, or any large appliance, because despite being terrifying her ability to crush watermelons with her thighs was exhillerating, plus a round strong ass from fitness isn’t always the WORST…..

There is finally a trend to health and fitness, skinny is back in, people like the fat kid from BLOW / LOST is a body builder now, Jack Black is trying to get ripped, the dude from Sunny in Philly also ripped….the whole body hacking in your 40s so you don’t die prematurely is real…and I guess rubbing off on Hilary Duff, who could be like all the moms at Starbucks eating cake and accepting their obesity and calling it baby weight, but she’s rich and famous and has access to aborted fetus stem cells to lean the fuck up….

Clearly this is her showing off her bod, doing a BIKINI Poll, where you can see her toned stomach…clickbait, sure, attention seeking, definitely….thirst trapping, obviously…but it’s still pretty fantastic.

No better way to let us know you’ve been working out, than to pretend to care about our opinion of her bikini choices…hilarious.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2020

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip of the Day

No Comments »

Miley Cyrus rocked a nip slip as a fashion accessory because she’s edgy. Playing that whole “I am so not Disney”, when she’s fucking Disney and nip slips are just what the mainstream does in their spare time…because we’re all sex and nudity positive except when the sex and nudity is on a site called DrunkenStepfather where they consider it porn.

The best thing about these pics is that Miley posted them to her instagram, where they got over 1,000,000 likes, despite being a fucking nipple, something facebook has deleted some of my accounts for much less, but I guess in a get with the program and get with the time of titties get hits, which they’ve always known, they figure let Miley who is super famous and good for business keep her tits up, because she get preferential treatment and her softcore porn is important to the platform.

I have a very specific opinion of nudity on the internet, I started this site as an activist or protest to the sites that were out there that didn’t post nudity that was being put out on the internet, unless it was a porn site, and I faced backlash, I forfeited making real money and building a real media company, all to post fucking nips, because I felt it was important, and worth more than getting paid out with a fluffy celebrity site calling all these whores “babes” and “amazing” like some fan boy fuck that I am not….so in being one of the early, non-porn sites to post nudity, getting rejected from ad networks, from google, from facebook, from all the big companies just became standard fucking practice and now that nudity is all people care about, and how you get pageviews…it’s like the last 15 years of marginalizing sites with nudity never happened…not to mention…I am still marginalized as a porn site with limited options for advertising….despite INSTAGRAM posting the fucking nip pics….and it’s all good.

The whole thing is just what I am used to and what I know..but I shame my fist at my computer everytime I see the hypocrisy….then I shake my fist at myself for not playing the system better.

ALL THIS TO SAY…I find Miley and her nips hot. I buy into her hustle.

THIS IS HOW SHE DRESSES IN NYC IN FEBRUARY…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2020

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Rubber Glove Porno of the Day

No Comments »

It is always funny when you see these mainstream girls pretending to be a hipster, as ALL these girls do now that the hipster thing became mainstream and that whole vibe is basically a fucking GAP ad from the 90s.

The kind of party girl in the scene going to all the Coachella after parties where they have unprotected sex with Riff Raff, the rapper they based James Franco’s character on in Spring Breakers….or Diplo…or whoever the icon of their “scene” is. A stamp of approval that they got to have groupie sex as mainstream girls pretending to be hipsters with the faces of that whole movement. It’s the VAGINA health article they teach you about at all the Gynecological waiting rooms I sit in, not because I see a GYNO but because I like to see the women who see the GYNOs until I am politely asked to leave.

These pics are played out, lazy concept, not that good, but clearly committed to being a mainstream with a hipster vibe…..Something you’d expect to see the try hard Kardashians in……

Like all these hipster kids she probably has rich parents….so she woulda done alright in anything she does…but being a photog in an era of everyone being a photog gave her access to the parties she wanted to be at…and the exclusive and important people she wanted to be near. It’s all very lame.

So seeing Sydney Sweeney cleaning the floor in a skirt…like traditional housewife from the 50s is hot enough, despite not having enough of her tit in it, but you gotta ignore that gender role bullshit that the mall-shopper turned hipster probably felt was high concept commentary, speaking to the issues, since all these kids have no fucking depth…their interpretations about anything are a fucking MEME.

But they do have tits…at least Sydney Sweeney does and they are good.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2020

Feb

Man Throws Cleaning Lady Out of ELevator and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Jumping over Fire

Texting and Driving Fail

Dude Smashes Car that Blocks His Garage

Mom Hits Kid Crazy…

Close Call

Scary Bus Driver

Paris has a Working Toilet…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I have zero fear of the corona virus, but I think it must be a lot of fun to be asian right now, any kind of asian….to just stand next to white people and cough. I’d make a viral video of asians coughing next to white people for the LOLZ but that requires too much work….so hopefully someone out there is doing just that…or ripping off my idea to make your own and get you a variety show deal with any of the networks trying to recruit a younger audience….

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are Expecting a Baby…
CLICK HERE

Is Aquaman a Pedo?
CLICK HERE

Car Drives Through Store
CLICK HERE

This is one of the more annoying entitled Cunts of Hollywood
CLICK HERE

Tinashe See Through Outfit
CLICK HERE

Guy Knocks on People’s Doors and Pays Their Rent
CLICK HERE

Creepy Sounds in an Ice Hole which is what we call my wife’s cunt
CLICK HERE

Emily Blunt See Through
CLICK HERE

Jamie King in a Helmet Looking Full Retard
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Is it an invasion of privacy or personal space when you stare at a woman picking up dog shit intensely, or is it only crossing that line when you masturbate while staring at a girl picking up dog shit. I feel like picking up your dog’s shit is an intimate and private moment.

Same question applies in the custard section of the grocery store, it is next to the baking goods and great for anyone wanting to connect with the royal family, also a great place to ask random moms walking buy if they’d like your custard. It’s a harmless sexually assault because you’d have custard in hand….

Plus my penis identifies as a woman, so not threatening…

I identify as aspergers….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Demi Lovato’s Fallen Angel Tattoo
CLICK HERE

This Raducu is HOT and Half Naked in Front of the Mirror
CLICK HERE

Gabrielle Union’s Daughter is a Trannny
CLICK HERE

Harvey Weinstein Denies his Walker is a Prop…
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez in a TUBE Dress
CLICK HERE

VanSanteen’s See Through
CLICK HERE

One Guy VS 2 Polar Bears
CLICK HERE

Just an Illegal Cartel Jet Taking Off in the Jungle
CLICK HERE

Some Slut Named NAtalie
CLICK HERE

Rose McGowan Calls Natalie Portman a Hypocrite
CLICK HERE

Emily Blunt See Through in Marie Claire
CLICK HERE

Alison Brie See Through Top
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato is Selling her 9 million dollar Home – Rich Heroin Addict Shit
CLICK HERE

Just a Man Carrying His Couch Taking Up a TRAFFIC LANE
CLICK HERE

The Loneliest People on Earth
CLICK HERE

Dakota Johnson Beheads Herself
CLICK HERE

Tinashe in a See Through
CLICK HERE

Tupac is Alive and in New Mexico
CLICK HERE

Jack Black is Getting Ripped at 50 and Documenting it…
CLICK HERE

The BEst Pilots in Action
CLICK HERE

Alien Creature in the Fucking Car
CLICK HERE

Angry Man VS TASER
CLICK HERE

Hangover Prevention CURE
CLICK HERE

GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Lily James in a Magazine in Vintage Looking Pantyhose
CLICK HERE

Jen Aniston Too Old for this Shit
CLICK HERE

Hudgens Hot on the Prowl
CLICK HERE

Reese Witherspoon Titties in a Blue Dress
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney At a Premiere
CLICK HERE

Lucy Hale – CLEAVAGE
CLICK HERE

Josephine Skriver Wearing Clothes
CLICK HERE

Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
CLICK HERE

Celebrity NUDITY
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Random Tumblr Porn is Back….
CLICK HERE

Just 2 Chicks on Cam Being Whores
CLICK HERE

Some Bitch Named Margot in Nature
CLICK HERE

Reddit Amateur of the Day
CLICK HERE

Busty Girl – Being Busty while Playign With Herself
CLICK HERE

Bunny Colby Big Tits
CLICK HERE

MILF IN VIDEO
CLICK HERE

Molotov Cocktail VS Cop
CLICK HERE

Nude Dancer of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sasha Stallion Big Ass in Yello
CLICK HERE

Savannah Sixx Hot Body
CLICK HERE

Capri Anderson Small and Perky Tits
CLICK HERE

8 Acts that Make You a Whore
CLICK HERE

Big Tit Problems
CLICK HERE

Boise State – Leaked Sex Tape
CLICK HERE

Old Dude Ready to Brawl
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

Feb

Alison Brie Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

Alison Brie has her tits out for some bullshit that doesn’t matter because her tits are performing for you, which I guess is something she’s into because I watched Horse Girl this past weekend, I liked Horse Girl, I saw her nude scene in Horse Girl before seeing Horse Girl so clearly a good marketing tactic to get a pervert like me who used to rent movies based on the rating, or if there was nudity in them, to keep my perverted ass interested in the story..

She’s got a lot of hype, nerds like her, I think she’s really “whatever” at least in terms of her looks, I’m not a judge of her ability as an actor because I find all that silly, make-belief bullshit, where all actors fucking suck and look dumb doing it, but she was naked, her tits were out, and now you can see that nipple again….I guess it is a trend.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alison Brie

2020

Feb

Victoria Justice Titty Top of the Day

No Comments »

I only like Victoria Justice because she carried her own show that Ariana Grande was a co-star on – you know the secondary role…but she became Ariana Grande while Victoria Justice became a girl showing up to events with her tits out hoping people remember her….her acting work can’t just be that one fucking starring role…there must be more to her than this….self actualizing shit….when she realizes no one gives a fuck about her.

It’s funny, plus her sister had nudes with herpes sores on her cunt lip and that was also funny to me and laughter is the best medicine even though I don’t actually laugh…I understand it as a concept.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2020

Feb

Hunter King Titty Shake of the Day

No Comments »

Hunter King is essentially a porn actress, she’s spent the bulk of her career on The Young and the Restless, which in case you didn’t know was porn to housewives and people on disability without cable.

She’s now making a move to star in some Western Comedy, because country is in, and hicks are the only people watching Network Television because they haven’t quite figured out that whole streaming thing, they clearly understand Facebook and Twitter though, I SEE THEM, but they are still committed to cable choosing what they watch for them.

Her sister had a breakout year on an HBO or SHOWTIME show playing a retard who killed her mom, I watched the series and it was good.

None of you care about Hunter King’s misinterpreted bio written by Jesus Martinez….you care about her tits…and luckily as an under 30 year old with tits…she knows the importance of showing those tits any way she can…whether it dancing, in a bikini, in a dramatic half naked photoshoot…whatever it may be…LOOK AT HER TITS and give her relevance…otherwise what’s the point of even having tits…if you’re not going to use them just cut them off like Angelina to avoid cancer at that point. I know a few people who would buy them.

Here she is at the Independent Spirit Awards with her sister Joey King

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hunter Haley King|Hunter King