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2020

Feb

Conor McGregor in Bed with a Crackhead of the Day

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Disney’s own star, Conor McGregor is rumored to have just spent 6 Days in a crack den with a local a crack whore in Ireland.

I cannot confirm or deny this story, but Ireland as a country is about the size of any small town in America, so they all know each other, and they know that this girl is a Crackwhore…and that the dude in bed is Conor McGregor.

The mainstream media isn’t picking up the story, because he’s basically the bigggest sports star around….Disney who own ESPN just made MILLIONS maybe 100s of Millions off of him, and Disney owns all the media..so they probably don’t want to draw attention to their golden boy.

People are denying it is him because they don’t understand the selfie cam and it MAY not actually be him, I don’t know, I wasn’t there, and if I was, I’d probably be pretty repulsed by the smell.

I do understand why some white trash who had nothing, found his stride as a fighter, and is now worth so fucking much, is a huge fucking star, and to emulate that rush can only be done with drugs…

It may not be McGregor, but it would be funny if it was, in a why fuck hot chicks when you can fuck anyone in the world, go for the crackhead…it is more exhilerating…and I guess what it comes down to is that at least she’s not trans.

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2020

Feb

Shay Mitchell Postpartum Titties of the Day

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There is a fetish built around “engorged and veiny” tits.

Meaning, dudes jerk off to lactating tits. Meaning, they seek out newer moms who have recently given birth, and who are feeding their child with their breasts, for sexual satisfaction. They just love how the tits get fuller and fuller until the point of exploding unless the breeding women pumps the milk effects the boobs as the body produces more milk…

I don’t know if this fetish happened when a dudes flat chested wife got knocked up and suddenly had tits, or if it happened on a foodie level where they just love breast milk, or if it is because they weren’t breast fed as a child…but I do know that it gives a whole positive spin on this whole “breast feeding in public argument”…fuck year we want to see the tits….some of us more than others….you lactating fetish freaks…

Shay Mitchell is some influencer, actress, Canadian Rich kid media empire making lots of money….and these are her tits in a dress…all full of milk.

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2020

Feb

Charlotte D’Alessio’s Skirt Gets Blown Up by the Wind of the Day

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Charlotte D’Alessio and her skinny ass is some Canadian rich kid who was “discovered” at Coachella. Sounds pretty fucking hip. She was with Josie Canseco in some pics that went viral and another Canadian who probably knew her from getting his dick sucked by her….TheWeeknd posted the pics. Sounds like dreams do come true.

She went to Beverly Hills High School, which is where I assume she met all these other rich sluts she hangs with….like Charlotte Lawrence….

Apparently, after going viral on the internet, she quit school to become a full time “model” who basically means instagram slut….every girl’s dream….because that’s basically what modelling is now.

She’s got 900k followers on her INSTAGRAM and it looks like she’s a lot of fun….basically a scenester in LA doing LA things like posing half naked on social media. Works for me.

The pics that tipped me off on who she actually is, because I think I’ve posted some of her shoots with other more famous people, are ones of the wind blowing up her skirt, in what was likely an intentional ass flash, you know sitting there waiting for GOD to make an appearance and give pervert pedestrians an ass flash…I always love when this happens…it is as close to a RELIGIOUS experience as I can get…

Here are some of her INSTAGRAM pics…she’s good as she lives the “Maybe I’ll be Bella Hadid” dream. Rich kids on a rampage being rich and relevant.

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2020

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Another 50 year old who eats aborted baby stem cells, has all the best hair and make-up people, is jacked up on face injections, who spends her days at the gym with trainers, eats only what the dietician allows her to eat and what the chef makes for her. She’s J.Lo, she’s rich as fuck, you may still want to fuck her for Nostalgic reasons, but this narcissistic cunt who won’t go away despite all her money, you know why tap out and focus on raising your kids you exploited at the Super Bowl, when you can keep on performing and keep on earning, as the fans praise you for being “hot at 50″…

Hot at 50 is not a fucking category in porn that I fuck with, or that I think anyone should fuck with, even if she’s hotter than most 30 year olds, it’s not cuz she’s got better genetics…it’s cuz of fucking science and money….so she’s just flaunting her shit…basically POOR SHAMING or NON CELEBRITY shaming, which you people should PROTEST but instead you choose to focus on her being a powerhouse ethnic girl…the voice of a ethnicity cuz you’re all a bunch of groupie fucks…selective in your activism…fuckers….

The real question is how wet do you think her old cunt gets, can is soak panties and if so is it her natural discharge or some STD shit that comes with being famous. Small trade off to be J.Lo. you know.

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2020

Feb

Jennifer Aniston Erotica of the Day

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I know that this Jennifer Aniston shoot for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE, which I thought went bankrupt and shut down a while ago, but apparently still exists, at least to produce photoshoots of weathered and aged celebrity women showing off their panties like they aren’t in their 50s.

I know that J.LO and Aniston and other 50 year olds get a lot of hype for being fit thanks to expensive trainers that come to their homes, private chefs that feed them proper, an ego and narcissism that forces them to try to look good….but they are still 50 fucking years old.

I know that Aniston was the hottest thing on Friends, that she still makes money off Friends, that she’s been in a bunch of movies as the hot chick…even though she’s pretty fucking average….and the only real thing she did was hard nipples, or what we called NIP-ON, or what you call POKIES…on network TV when we didn’t have internet or porn. So she got jerked off to a lot, and that got confused for her being hot….

BUT she is in her 50s, dried up and menopausal, her cunt that of a 50 year old, SANDPAPER, despite never having kids due to her narcissism, not wanting to ruin her body or career, and no dude actually wanting to knock her up….they ran…to Angelina….

I mean face injections, stem cells from aborted babies that weren’t hers cuz of the menopause, Human Growth Hormone and every other trick out there is keeping her looking good enough to be the “OMG LOOK AT JEN IN HER 50s” bullshit US WEEKLY need to sell magazines to old ladies…

But she’s still in her fucking 50s….it’s gross. She is gross.

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2020

Feb

Perverted Old Man Making Out with Posters and Other Videos of the Day

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Customer Throws Bucket of Chicken at KFC worker

Truck Collision

Spinning Out on Ice

Shopping Cart Ends Police Chase

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife always likes to remind me that the abortion she had of our potential child, which I assume would have been a flipper baby, or severely retarded based on my general health….was the best day of her life….

Having a fetus I helped created and stopping my DNA from going on another generation brings her joy.

Not that I wanted kids, it was a great day for me too. Having kids ruins lives and gets in the way of fun, but it’s pretty funny that it is a great day for her too because having her pussy vaccummed out like it was a hotel hallway floor after spring break weekend probably wasn’t all that comfortable….but ending my reproduction / procreation / lineage helped her power through….

This happened 20 years ago and she reminds me pretty much daily…not just on valentine’s week!!

Needless to say, the romance is clearly not dead in this household…

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Tinashe in a See Through Outfit
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Kait Gerber’s Armpits
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Conor McGregor on a Bender in a Crack Den
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The Say it is the World’s Largest Fireworks
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CULKIN DIDN”T FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON
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New Doc says TUPAC faked Death and is Living in New Mexico
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Dutch Headwind Cycling Championship is Hilarious
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Alice Frances Townsend – STAYING HYDRATED in a Wet T-Shirt
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Useless Chain Lock
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ATTACK OF THE PUSSY CATS
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Tasers Can’t Get this Guy Down
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Never Forget Courtney Love Warned You About Weinstein
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was at the grocery store, you know my regular haunt, which makes me feel pretty old or like an actual dad, despite not being a dad, stepfather for life….

But back it the day when I would leave my house, without fear of weird diseases and other humans, there’d always be guys who would fall off the map because they would give up on going out drinking to be responsible to take care of of the family….whether that was getting a job or taking the kid to daycare…whatever it was…it was lame as shit, selling your soul to the devil, a reason to love abortions no matter how much you love your kid, or convince yourself that you love your kid, you narcissistic fuck…

That said, I was at the grocery store, the only place I go, where women dress sluttier than party girls of when I used to party…activewear everywhere….asses and cameltoes…

Anyway, I was in line behind these girls, who were probably 50, but who dressed like they were 15, and I guess couldn’t have been 50 because they were talking about their periods. Why do women talk about their periods in public, whether it’s natural or not, you can keep it to your damn self, but MORE importantly, why do women care that they are synced, or not synced, and why do they talk about how their are sisters because every month they bleed at the same time, a little checking in to make sure the other one is bleeding too…it’s weird.

I get it, maybe these moms are celebrating because it could be their last period, so long fertility and youth, despite the activewear you’re old as shit now….BUT I have a feeling ALL women do this to each other….with their BFF they hate because women hate each other…and the whole thing gave me a virtual erection since I barely have a functioning penis…so I tried to press up against one of their legs as if it was an accident…cuz if you’re gonna talk about your pussy…you’re gonna deal with me trying to jack off on your activewear, which clearly is a pervert, based on how it’s eating your pussy as I watch….a threeseome…with an inanimate object…..maybe all these women are in activewear because they LIKE how the pants hug their pussy and rub their clits…maybe I have missed the real reason for the trend….

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ALlie Clarkson – Hot Strategically Topless Model
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January Jones in Latex for Shape Magazine
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Julia Roberts Wished Emma Roberts a Public Happy Birthday
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Pam Anderson’s New Ex Husband Paid Off 200k of her Debt before Divorce
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Jessica Alba’s Tits Shrunk!
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Stella Maxwell Braless in a Gown
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Gross Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Strip Club Not Paying for Stripper’s Jaw Injury….
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Ashley Lane in Black and White Showing Bush
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Chrissy Teigen in her Ass Leggings on all Fours Tribute to her Husband….
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Nanny McPhee Star – DEAD
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Teacher Quits During Board Meeting
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Rumer Willis Looks Like Ricki Lake
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Dua LIPA in Tank Tops
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Kaia Gerber Armpit Fetish….
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Nipsey Hustle Move Goes to NETFLIX
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Woman Eats a 6 LBS Steak in 13 minutes
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Amber Rose – Tattooed Forehead
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Hammer Bro….
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Some Model Named Carolina Sanchez in Lingerie
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Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Abuse
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Jim Carrey’s Late Night Entrance…
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Vulture VS Paraglider
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Puppy Brings its Own Food Bowl
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6 Year Old with Downs Syndrome Has Cops Called on her for Pulling Out a Hand GUn
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Miley Cyrus Legs Out
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Kendall Jenner’s Full On Stripper Outfit
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Kendall Jenner Walking Runway
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Dress Despite Having a Cock
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Vanessa Hudgens On the Prowl Looking Hot
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Lucy Hale in a Titty Top for her Small Titties
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Kendall Jenner’s Full On Stripper Outfit
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Stella Maxwell Beach Lingerie Shoot…
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Dakota Fanning in a Pant Suit
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Lactacting Reddit Girl
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Amateur Reddit of the Day
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Gabriela Lopez Tits in Bed!
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Big Boobed Amateur Suckin a Dick
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Sucking Her Own Tit
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Anna Bell Rio Nude!
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Tori Black Bathroom Squirt
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Big Tit Problems
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Telari Love Crazy Ass Tattoo
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2020

Feb

Kendall Jenner Stripper Outfit of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in full stripper gear, in what we can assume is a tribute to the stripper that fell two stories in Dallas and now has her jaw wired shut so that she can’t suck dick and make the real money….I posted the video yesterday.

I figure Kendall is standing in solidarity with other whores because the stripclub won’t pay her out because stripping doesn’t come with health benefits…but she’s an elitist cunt and not paying shit…

But she could just be ironic, you know wearing the stripper outfit because the family’s celebrity started with sex work, Kim’s “STAGED” sex tape she signed a release on…to generate buzz for an already rich family…allowing them to become billionaires…GARBAGE….

It’s probably high fashion brand copying the cheap Miami made in China sex gear strippers wear to be “edgy”….because buying actual stripper gear at the sex shop is trashy, when it’s got a designer label it’s making a statement, you know because Kendall has so much to say and offer the world, her STATEMENTS really fucking matter to us….the lie promo model being treated like a fashion model because every industry is confused as they adapt to social media figure “she’s got those followers who convert, let’s put her on the runway, it’s the only way to get her promoting us for cheap cuz she wants the cred, otherwise we have to pay a million dollars a post”…all calculated…all garbage…all the time…

Either way, this is mocking strippers by her not stripping, it’s some clickbait, it’s some fucking false marketing…TRIGGERED as she jacks off a culture….

Here she is with a rabbit in her underwear

Here she is with her nipples out for Tom Ford

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2020

Feb

Miley Cyrus Mullet Tits of the Day

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Miley’s hair reminds me of the Vandals song “I Got an Ape Drape” that I listened to back in the 90s, when Mullets were out of style and only for white trash….

I am from Canada where every early 90s motherfucker had a mullet….we called it Hockey Hair..

So to me they’ve always been a bold and cool and amazing fashion statement…

It’s just unfortunate that early 90s white trash is the style of today’s hip and cool. It’s the mainstream. Even DISNEY kids are rocking it.

It takes out the fun in people actually still rocking the mullet.

It becomes Miley Cyrus lesbian nonsense ironic haircut…that 1,000,000 girls have since got….

It is like making fun of the beauty that is a person with a pure mullet because they think it looks good, or makes them look fast, dangerous, edgy, like they’ll wrestle lawn furniture or shoot squirrels in the trailer part for dinner…

But I guess she’s got the birth right to the Mullet…cuz her dad was king mullet….so she was raised into the mullet and keeping that alive…

I still find her hot.