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2020

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s tragic news, at least from my perspective, is that the URL YoTube.com is taken, so my dreams of making a Hip Hop Youtube because hip hop is the only thing white suburban kids want, and break dancing is now in the Olympics making it so much potential…but then sites like collegehumor fold, not that I’ve visited it in 16 years, but it was a big thing…that is no more thanks to websites losing to social media…

Other tragic news, I didn’t get to play a gym mat and watch any girls squat in a thong over my face today….because I don’t leave the house….life lesson, if you want girls to squat over your face in a thong…step 1 is leaving the house…unless they do outcalls…which they probably do…things to google…I guess.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Titty Pic Confirming Elon Musk Knocked Up Grimes.
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Girls in Leggings
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Pussy Power – Prince Harry Leaving Royalty for a Slut
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Dog with Awesome Pee Aim
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Couple Fucking on the Highway
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Kid Walking Around Ghetto with Gun Shots Going Off
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Dead in a Hotel Bed With Kaya Noid
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure Unveiled and it is on All Fours
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Kate Beckinsale is Not Dating Machine Gun Kelly
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Paris Hilton Nip
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Katie Stevens – See Through
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Bella Hadid Cleavage
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Dumbest Olympic Sport in 2024
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Abigail Thompson is a Slutty Naked Redhead
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Joey King Dancing in a Bra
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AJa Jane Doesn’t Want you to See her Face But She Does Want You to See her Vagina
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Madonna’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Vegan Hunting Photos
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HGTV wants to Renovate a Smalltown
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Chris Hemsworth and Elton John Donate 1,000,000 to help Bushfires. I didn’t know they were dating
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Lizzo is that Bitch who Quit Twitter Because People are Mean
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Chet Hanks – RASTA
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Morgana Got her Tits Out…
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Food Plastics Release Estrogen
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How About Some Liquid Ass
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Tarin’s Got her Nipples Pierced
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Plane Tire Falls Off
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93 Year Old Guy Shoots Building Manager
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Massive Cleavage
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Nude Celebs
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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Liv Tyler is Old
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Angela Bassett Big Tits…
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Salma Hayek Boring
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Kristen Stewart’s bra Top…
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Ambrosio Bikini
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HUGE TITTY DROP
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More Huge Tits
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Lazy Delrey is the Amateur of the Year
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BIG BOOBS On the Beach
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I don’t think this is his real Mom
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Lexi Luna Strips and Tits
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Club Sluts
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Lindsay Jones Vagina
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Kerry Washington Hot at the Globes
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Girls on Bikes
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Isabelle Pussy
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Public Masturbating
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Sluttiest Girl in Oklahoma
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BAIT AND SWITCH
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2020

08

Jan

Grimes Posts her Pregnant Nipples of the Day

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Grimes struck second lottery by getting some Elon Musk musk up inside her as she posted this TITTY Pic.

My initial reaction to the pic was “those are some big dark nipples, she must be pregnant”…and I was right…because I know me how nipples work…call me a doctor, at least when I pretend to be on on Craigslist to lure you into my gynecological van.

This is gonna be big news.

I guess the only regret is not befriending her when she was in Montreal getting her start in the local scene before going viral with her first album. Maybe I’d be invited to the Briss or whatever it is billionaires to do celebrate their future bratty socialite entitled weirdo kids.

I have these old pics of her sucking a tit at a party in Montreal before she was famous – worth checking out cuz LOLZ now that she is famous

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2020

08

Jan

Bella Thorne Fridge Selfie of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne hasn’t fallen off enough to star in her own ANAL gangbang porn, so she continues to post up silly “provocative” and boring videos of herself being unshowered for your pheromone loving perverts…you know you three day old pussy stench through your clothes loving sick fucks….who make a point of not letting the girls you know shower before you fuck…even when you know they fucked other dudes before you since you’re paying them to have sex ith you…

I find Bella Thorne ridiculously dull, so until the anal gangbang porn comes out, I’ll just continue watching her suck at being “edgy” or “interesting”….

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2020

08

Jan

Audrina Patridge Bikini of the Day

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Audrina Patridge started out on The Hills and then met some guy had a baby got divorced and accused him of molesting their baby and is now in a bikini promoting some diet products….

There is nothing worst than a bitter cunt who throws a baby daddy under the bus for shit like Molesting their kids….unless he actually molested the kids…then she should take some responsibility as a mother for allowing that to happen.

She was recently ordered to pay 35k in legal fees for her ex, so I guess that’s why she’s back out here working.

I personally appreciated the downtime we had when the Hills was officially over, this comeback shit with 35 year olds is pretty fucking lame…

She claimed that she couldn’t afford the 35k in fees, so you can understand why she’s out here being a whore at 35…even though she makes 35,000 dollars a month…which is nuts…how can she not afford 35k in legal fees if that’s what she makes a month…garbage human.

At her peak, the bolt ons and ceiling eyes that looked half retarded were praised as being the hottest thing on The Hills…so look at her now at an event in a sheer top for attention….trying to cash in.

I’ve never seen an episode, and I expect to keep it that way….

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2020

08

Jan

Amanda Cerny Clown Tits of the Day

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Clown Tits have never been so literal.

I know we typically expect to see clown tits on Courtney Stodden or a Kardashian…but apparently it happens to Amanda Cerny….the average at best Playboy chick from back when Playboy would cast basically anyone…if you don’t believe me check the archives….to the VINE star who associated with all the VINE stars and offered to play the girl in all their Vine Star sketches since they were all in LA trying very hard to make it….who I guess is now an “influencer” with a huge TURKISH following….

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2020

08

Jan

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some gold digging slut from Sports Illustrated who managed to bait in Christie Brinkley’s billioaire heir son Jack Brinkley-Cook into her pussy hole at some SI event his mom, who is honorary publisher of SI proven in the fact that they allow her daughter into the magazine, probably brought him to in hopes to find him a gold digging whore like his mom to settle down with and travel the world with…..

I guess rich guys love fucking girls other rich guys fuck, which is gross to me, but the whole Nina pretending to fuck Leo, despite Leo being gay, allowed Jack Brinkley-Cook to see past her giant forehead for the pussy quality she was and invest his dick in her….and he’ll eventually invest his trust fund into her…cuz she’s old and will be knocked up soon.

I never found Agdal hot, but she did have a fit body….then she got fat and lost any appeal she may have…but realized she does nothing all day so she might as well get fit again. It’s what the audience is there for.

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2020

08

Jan

Amber Heard Bikini of the Day

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Amber Heard probably broke her foot kicking what was left of Johnny Depp’s career….or maybe from a sex injury from whatever rich guy she’s manipulated into her vagina, in exchange for money and personal gain, because this trash is evil…manipulative…narcissistic….terrifying…

You may be asking how one could injure their foot through sex and as it turns out, they can do that by sticking their foot in an old man’s asshole that isn’t quite stretchy enough to take it all….leading to medical emergencies…and I guess their are other ways but I can’t think of them…

I just know Amber Heard is overrated, always was and that she’s a reminder that the power of pussy can destroy any man….and that women like her aren’t loyal, respectable, or decent, but instead first to hit the media with stories of how they were victims of abuse, garnering sympathy and blinding everyone from thinking what they always thought “who’s that slut Johnny Depp married, she’s clearly there for the glory and the money”….and she was…

Garbage. I wonder how bad Johnny Depp hopes that cast gets stuck on the bottom of the pool with her still in it…probably real bad.

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2020

08

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Naked Holding her Gunt of the Day

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STOP SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS….

STOP FETISHIZING FAT

STOP FAKE NEWS / MISINFORMATION THAT FAT IS BEAUTIFUL…

This is what disease looks like, not to mention ISKRA, if that’s even her real name, made herself to speak to the fat trend in modeling, so she could position herself as a body positive fat girl, but who will get fit as soon as that trend ends.

Fat isn’t great, unless you’re skinny pretending to be fat to get paid.

Ya’ll are sick….Bring Skinny Back

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2020

08

Jan

Joey King Dancing in a Bra of the Day

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Joey King was robbed of a Golden Globe as far as I’m concered. I didn’t see Michelle William’s in that queer dancing show about a womanizing dancer, because he wasn’t queer, but all the other dancers were queer, opening up many pussies in the dance community for that reason alone.

I did see Michelle William’s woman power speech about her abortion, in what I guess was a subliminal thank you to her abortion for her win.

“The Act” was the first time I saw Joey King in any performance, and she had a shaved head and no teeth, which may be hot to all of you, but not to me….so I wasn’t rooting for her for her hotness or her youth, she was actually great in it and should have been rewarded for it…not that bitch who let your HEATH LEDGER DIE….

So now that I know who Joey King is, I’m seeing her giving back to the community with bra tops and titty dances…on some child star from a child star family doing things that broken girls do…and I see it as her giving back to the people, reasserting herself, saying “she’s got tits and she’ll use them”….as she uses them.

She’s good.

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2020

08

Jan

Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter that people only care about because she’s Madonna’s bratty spoiled daughter….but I like to see these celebrity children as more than just a product of their mother’s vampire, never dying, very old fucking pussy…

I like to view them as entitled kids with access to everything in the world, with unlimited funds from their mom who feels deep in her soul that’s she’s pulled off a scam and thus her kids should benefit…..and I like to imagine that she has no interest in being anything more than Madonna’s kid. Nothing worse than a celebrity kid trying to break free from their parents to do their own thing instead of just chilling as the celebrity kid.

She’s got a bit of a weird body, maybe it’s the CUBAN genes in her, her name is Lourdes Leon…not quite as white as her Italian mom….but she’s got some tits…and I like this…but liek I said…big fan of celebrity do-nothing kids…they are the holy grail of human.

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