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Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2019

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez wants you to look at her tits, I guess with age comes wisdom, or maybe with age comes a want to be seen as more than just an ass, which is probably why she milks that Versace dress every chance she gets, you know cuz she doesn’t live in the fucking past.

I find it weird for a 50 year old rich as fuck, already made it, popstar, actor, producer, media empire running MOM aged bitch, wanting to compete with hot young girls and ride out her “hotness” that I never found all that hot….but the ego is a weird fucking thing….you have to remember these are really fuckign DELUSIONAL people who have really WON by all standards and on all fronts…so if they can keep bringing it, keep getting that positive attention, keep selling out shows, and keep relevant…they don’t kill themselves….it’s when all that ends that they do kill themselves…so lets hope it all ends for this money grubber, not satisfied with what she has, flaunting her bullshit, cunt.

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2019

Dec

Kiernan Shipka Titty Top of the DAy

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Kiernan Shipka is the new Sabrina the Teenage which, who unlike Melissa Joan Hart, you can’t get a customized video of her saying your name through some silly app for the 25% discounted price of $150…..they target me with her ad all the fucking time and I don’t even like or know or care about Melissa Joan Hart…and I don’t even remember thinking Melissa Joan Hart was hot back when she was on Sabrina on TGIF…I was too busy staring at Caroline Rhea’s tits…and laughing at my friend who had a crush on Caroline Rhea….which got weird when Caroline Rhea got that daytime talk show….

That said, I am sure you can swindle Melissa Joan Hart into a masturbation cam show through that app, if you are charming enough as women instinctively want you to watch them jerking off…

That said, it may not have anything to do with the new Sabrina, but Kiernan Shipka doesn’t interest me.

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2019

Dec

Lindsey Pelas Titty Workout of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas is the Louisiana dream that really isn’t a dream at all, but that does have big fucking tits, that she’s been an ambassador for, or a host body for, over the last long time thanks to instagram….

I don’t know her backstory, but I know she used her tits to get to LA, and I know that being in LA got her tits on the MTV redo of the Hills, where she got to hang out with Mischa Barton….because we as a people will always like America blonde chicks with monster tits…

THis is her working out, not news to anyone really, but worth watching cuz of the tits…obviously.

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2019

Dec

This Anus is Instagram Acceptable Content of the Day

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While I was shitting blood and scrolling through instagram, I saw this video and had to share it with you, because it features a FULL FUCKING ASSHOLE…so I reported it…as I do…I figure it is not justice to delete me off Instagram a dozen times for being inappropriate even though I’ve never posted pics of my asshole…even though it would likely be one of those medical instructional loopholes thanks to all the sitting I’ve done all these years…

So I’ve become the WORST kind of vigilante ever…

When I first started the site, it was a process that involved convincing girls to get naked, convincing advertisers to be open minded and sex positive, and less uptight and hypocritical…and despite never really “WINNING” at life….unless you consider WINNING AT LOSING to be WINNING…which I don’t….because I was left in the dark….I still appreciated girls getting naked.

Then every other motherfucker out there, from mainstream media to the Kardashians to all the other whores being whores began being naked sluts, and all go rewarded with billions of dollars….leaving me in the dark….to fester and get bitter….but now it is mainstream and everyone and their mom is doing slutty content multiple times a day and getting paid for it….my bitter ass must put a STOP to it…

But alas, when report this content, I am told, it meets the terms and conditions of INSTAGRAM….and Zuckerberg and his shareholders don’t mind being PORNOGRAPHERS….as long as they can PRETEND they aren’t with political stories and other more important thing than all the ILLEGAL shit that goes down on their platforms….not that this is illegal..it’s just a butthole…but still.

Posted in:Videos

2019

Dec

Ariel Winter Crotch Shot of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a doughy twart…I don’t know what a twart is but it is a typo I can get behind…I like to think of it as one of those divine intervention moments…where a higher power is channeling their message through me…I am just a conduit…

I love when I see writers, or people who call themselves writers, say shit like that…like that the creative process just comes to them through their body without much though….so pretentious and obnoxious…

But here I am…LIVING that moment…in this Ariel Winter post…TWART….a fuckign TWART showing her TWART…even though she’s in panties…because she’s a fucking trashcan, empty, looking ot be filled, pile of fucking lard, ready to eat all the Christmas cookies.

I don’t find Ariel Winter interesting, but thanks for the inspiration behind TWART…piggy, neckless troll…but living in a society where panties are like pants…allows for us all to see what “Ladies” these ladies really are…cuz as long as it’s not being fisted on a porn site, it’s not slutty in their mind, luckily…just having vaginas make them slutty in OUR mind.

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2019

Dec

Weird Couple Kissing and Other Videos of the Day

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Drugs Air Guitar

Interesting Cooler

Salt Truck Falls into Lake Michigan

Hands On Trainer

Restaurant Explodes in China

Thugs in the Act

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Toxic Masculinity only exists as a concept because of horrible feminism….which some could call toxic feminism…in what should be a let dudes be dude, let women be women and discount them cuz they are women, and let dudes be women if they choose to be women, cuz they want to get in on the girl’s lockerroom at the gym for masturbation purposes…

Basically what I am saying is that you are all annoying on social media with your whining and it amazes me that people spend their days on that shit, engaging in that shit, instead of doing something productive, like building shit or something mindless and lazy like watching movies or TV passively like they used to, medicating their own minds and body and thoughts, and repressing their anger and angst towards the world as a whole, cuz humanity – almost all people – are inherently SHIT….Dogs are better humans than humans…

I am just shocked that people are still writing “toxic masculinity” on every fucking nude pic they post of their ass on instagram…like shut up already.

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Amanda Bynes Sober Living Babe
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First Cousins Get Married – INCEST OF THE DAY
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Police Car Escape
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Ashes Spread Gone Wrong
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This looks like some of the worst shit to ever be produced EVER
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The Divorce you are SUPER Excited About
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Croc Catches Huge Fish
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Curb Season 10 Trailer
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Are you Sober Ozzy?
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Eating a Steak in Front of a Vegan Feminist Throwback Hilarious
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Cop Slaps Old Man
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The Jersey Gun Fight…
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are mad about Weinstein settling with the victims who agreed to the settlement…and are whining about it like they never whored themselves out for a job….like Harvey Weinstein is the victim, a fat ugly guy being taken advantage of by whores who were only there cuz he was Harvey Weinstein, whores looking to get a head and whores that wouldn’t have noticed or spoke to him EVER if he wasn’t Weinsteain and he knew it…so he’d take advantage of the situation presented to him..like any self respecting man would…and really any self respecting woman would…cease the fucking day….make life work for you…take what is handed to you or whatever….

I see these instagram titty models out there saying “Fuck Harvey”…because she would or probably have….cuz she already fucked Affleck, Kanye and David Fincher for jobs…tits on instagram being “political” when really being a full retard hypocrite…very annoying..

Mad she didn’t get in there to fuck him when she tried…maybe he’s not down cuz he’s all booked up or off that whole hustle thanks to the backlash…who knows.

That said, I haven’t had a job for the last 15 years, I’ve just been doing this, but I still have flashbacks of when I was a loser with a job, wasting away at some office for unappreciative assholes who I was just a cog in the wheel that helped get them rich, and I really regret on those late nights when I was the last one in the office, usually doing some menial work like cleaning the office, not jerking off in the water cooler.

If you have a job….I’d suggest you jerk off in the water cooler….or piss through the coffee machine….just make sure you aren’t on camera…the law doesn’t appreciate how nice it feels when the hatred you have for someone is redeemed or offset by feeding them your bodily fluids without them knowing..

I mean it is Christmas, give the gift that will likely cause PINK EYE at the very least in those you hate.

Or…It’s Christmas…so check out our gift guide…

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS….

Mash-Up All I Want for Xmas Manson Mash-Up….
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Cop Slaps Old Man…
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Victoria’s Justice Holiday Party Slut…
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Some Pop Culture Auctions
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The Weinstein Settlement
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Suspect in Police Car Slips Out of Handcuffs – Escapes..
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Jessica Biel Won’t Let Timberlake Wreck their Home
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LA Reid’s 22 Million Dollar House…
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Red Carpet Sluts
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Fake Instagram Slut Fakes a Robbery
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Could You Survive the Home ALone Traps
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Juice World’s Mom on his Prescription Pill Addiction
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Customers Reacting to Fake Magazines…
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What Double Parkers Deserve..
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Deer Rescue from Frozen…
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Ex Gf Interrupts Wedding….
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Weirdest Bridge in Venice…
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Fat Pig Woman with 3 INCEL looking Boyfriends…
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Celeb with the Taped Up Titties
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Icelandic Ship Captains Laugh And Joke Through A Dire Situation
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Ashley James Amazing Titty Shirt
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People Stealing Merchandise..
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Crocodile Eating Catfish…
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Mars Landing Faked!
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Spreading Uncle Ashes Fail…
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Semi Truck Jacknives…
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RIP Philip McKeon…
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50 Car Pile Up…
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Paris Hilton Cleavage…
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Daisy Ridley Red Carpet
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Selena Gomez Gold Pants in London
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Miley Cyrus Cleavage in a Black Top..
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Rat Cow is Such a Fucking STUPID Cunt
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Delilah Belle Cleavage…
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Emma Roberts Slutty Leggings
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Daisey Ridley Ankles for the Incel Fucks
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Julia Fox Side Tit
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Kim Garner Ass in Leggigns
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Kerry Washington Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde in a Pantsuit..
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Charlize Theron Pant Suit…
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Kate Moss bare Tits
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Attention Whore of the Week
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Public Masturbating….
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Weird Lockerroom Fuck
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Club Slut Flashign her CUNT
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Club Slut Taking a Piss
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Slutty Amateur
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Big Booty Jiggle
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MILLIE IN A WET SEE THROUGH
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Lost Scene from Cinderella
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Booty Serving a Beer
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Big Titty Drop
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SNAP FUCK – THINK I POSTED YESTERDAY
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Kaley Cuoco’s Bra
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2019

Dec

Katy Perry Christmas Tits of the Day

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Nothing says “let’s cancel Christmas” despite loving Christmas than seeing an aging Katy Perry and her sloppy tits basically exploit Christmas for her own personal gain because she knows people fucking love Christmas and if she was to do the LeAnn Rimes and only release Christmas Music for the rest of her life, she would guarantee serious fucking income without having to put too much effort in, besides doing a tour between November 15 – Dec 15th in select cities….it is the logical progression for a old pitch trying to stay relevant in music, even though she’s richer than god and doesn’t really need to stay relevant, it’s just that her ego won’t allow her to chill, cuz this is what she always wanted and with some strategic selling her soul to the devil she became a HUGE fucking success…a star beyond anyone’s wildest imagination because from the day we saw her…we saw a bloated awkward barely talented chick…with really dumb music and dumb creative direction…who wasn’t hot at all but had some tits….which isn’t normally enough to get to where Katy Perry got and I have a hard time believing her “visionary” brain got her there…it was really just a lottery win.

Well, as it turns out, she still has the sloppy tits to go with the sloppy rest of her…so there’s that.

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2019

Dec

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra of the Day

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Dakota Fanning in fitness active wear doesn’t make Dakota Fanning any more interesting or exciting.

I know that fitness active wear makes the moms at the mall, the grocery store, picking up the kids at school, far more exciting than their traditional mom outfits. You know because you can basically see the cunts that ruined their lives in all their vaginal glory…but it’s still not all that exciting, it’s just a better version of themselves as they are being strapped in by all the fabrics…where this shit, a celebrity in activewear, doesn’t have any of that appeal, at least not on the internet where I expect to see tits and pussy holes…

Despite being creepy as fuck….the child star who acted 45 years old at 10 years old thanks to her parents brainwashing her…and despite being a big celebrity who has been in the game forever…this outfit sucks….maybe less acting like a 45 year old mom at the grocery store and more like an “influencer’ selling premium snap chat dildo shows…there’s gotta be a happy place somewhere down the middle….

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