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2019

04

Dec

Shay Mitchell Tit Flash of the Day

Shay Mitchell had a kid with some Canadian TV host that no one cares about, but that I guess she was a fan of growing up on Degrassi or wherever the fuck her celebrity started up, cuz she was a rich kid with rich parents who believed in her half Indian capabilities and invested in it…and I guess that paid off in dividends….because she’s not some vapid idiot celebrity…she was smart enough to get involved in as much shit as possible when her celebrity was happening….

She published teen fiction books that I’m sure she’ll make into movies or tv shows if she hasn’t, she did the influencer youtube thing, made travel videos, launched a travel brand, just fucking money from every fucking angle…and these are her milk filled titties not breast feeding her kid, or her baby daddy, but there for you to jerk off to…because this girl knows the hustle and makes it work for her….which sometimes means it works for you perverts sexualizing this and by you perverts…I mean me.

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2019

04

Dec

Nina Agdal Better with a Mask of the Day

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Nina Agdal is out here bringing the Christmas spirit in a thong panty set to show off her hot body to her fans and hopefully find relevance again now that she’s old table scraps Leo DiCaprio left in his private jet a few years ago…..

The best thing about this video is that she is wearing a mask, because SHE KNOWS what we know…and that is that she’s a butterface…Use the mask so that you don’t get distracted by her retard face….and the mask is all Christmas themed which makes it better for all of us in that Christmas spirit but also better for her than the paperbag her butter face is used to…you know more light hearted and festive…here’s to hot bodies with ugly faces taking charge for the Holiday season.

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2019

04

Dec

Stella Hudgens Possible Titty Scar of the Day

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If you know me, and you don’t, than you know I have a sister fetish, but not that incest fetish that is all over the porn sites, like we are living in the 70s and TABOO artistic pornography is still a thing, even though I used to watch incest porn in the 80s when I was growing up, for the comedic aspect…it always made me laugh….my sister fetish is more one of wanting to fuck the sisters of the girls I am fucking because I typically end up with the ugly duckling who is more open to my 15 dollar blowjob offer because she has a deep rooted complex of being the ugly sister…

Stella Hudgens is not necessarily the ugly sister in the HUDGENS house, I think she’s got more sex appeal than her early to get naked in a hairy cellphone selfie sext, but that could just be because she’s got the bigger tits….

If anything Stella Hudgens is the clever sister who gets to ride her sister’s name and accomplishments, without having any real job or responsibilities, just sort of mooching off her sister, in a “Famous Relative Check” for TikTok and that alone gives her a level of celebrity…the celebrity for being a celebrities sister…who gets all the celebrity perks without having to work…leaving her ample time to show off her tits. AWESOME.

I don’t know if that is a titty scar, a breast implant scar, I just know it’s a slutty selfie and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2019

04

Dec

Sadie Robertson – Duck Dynasty Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch TV. I do stream Christmas movies on stolen accounts though. You know just doing my part to get into the HOLIDAY SPIRIT which despite how angry, annoyed, cynical, bitter, resentful, full of rage I may be….I fucking love Christmas…

So I don’t watch DUCK DYNASTY…but I know that this site appeals to lowest form of trash in their 40s and 50s because young people don’t do websites or find my commentary ironic, interesting, or funny….and I guess either do you creeps….you’re just here for the tits…so I should stop writing now…

But before I do…I want to say that this Sadie Robertson is the trashy white girl you’d want to drink a beer with while fishing in a creek behind your trailer park home…hou know that kind of white girl you’d expect to work the local drinking hole….that’s how they position her, so the audience watching gets excited there’s pussy on the show, and here she is positioned in a bikini for you to jack off to…cuz trashy basic white girls love the beach…whether they are on reality shows or not…they love cheesy resorts…they living their best life drinking their shitty cocktails…and eating resort quesadillas…white people…ya know…

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2019

04

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Showing Her Panties of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is some pervert who likes being as naked as she can on instagram, which is strictly because she has a fucking fetish for people looking at her half naked body, you know sexting to the masses instead of wasting her time sending the nudes individually to each guy she sexts….maybe it is because she has a boyfriend or husband and this is the only way for her to get that feedback she cums to…or maybe she’s just attention seeking, hence why she got into acting, despite you never having heard of her besides her nudes, but she makes a living as a working actor…it’s just that nudes are more interesting.

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2019

04

Dec

Handy Man of the Day and other videos of the Day

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Santa Claus of Beggars

Man Runs from Cops

Punch Thrown Outside Buckingham Palace

Bridge Collapse While Driving….

Teens Beat Off Duty Cop at the Mall

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I reconnected with ebay the other week and realized that there is a reason that I forgot ebay existed the last decade and a half…and that is because I would buy all kinds of shit I didn’t need for what I thought was deals…like the time I bought 5 pairs of soccer cleats for 6 dollars and 30 dollars shipping…in someone elses size…when I’ve never paid soccer…

Well as it turns out, I am as bad on ebay as I am on the stock market, because I don’t wait out the auctions, I am instant gratification, so I end up bidding against myself 12 days before the auction ends…and I either lose hard by the time the auction closes out…I just bid aimlessless on anything….maybe it is for some human contact…desperation…a cry for help…or I end up paying 10 times the price of some dumb shit I don’t need..

Ebay man…social media made us forget it…but it’s a fucking wasteland of endless good times…and ON CHRISTMAS….

Here are some Morning Links…

Willie Nelson has Quit Smoking Weed
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Fake Paralyzed Veteren Scams Free Home…Solid
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Bad to Worse
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Jill Biden Tells People when to Clap during a Biden Event – WEIRD
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Worlds Biggest Trampoline
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Josh Brolin Talks Abotu his Butthole
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Sylvie Meis Still Hot in Bikini with Artist Boyfriend…
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THe WEEKEND Bought at 9,000 Square Foot Penthouse cuz He’s Rich as Fuck
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Aviation in the 1930s vs Now
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What Makes TV Cameras So Expensive
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I did the TikTok Chair Challenge and it Turns Out I am a Girl
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Cops Rescue Dude from a Flaming Car
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Dude Plays Song with a Dryer
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AI BLOWJOB MACHINE
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2019

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Finding a hole in the market you didn’t know exists…like with today’s viral story about Amazon, a company who stole over 1000 dollars of mine because they felt the site was not appropriate, even though I made those COMMISSIONS….selling concentration camp Christmas ornaments for the people who I guess feel the jews ruined christmas by killing Christ even though the whole Christmas part of the story is very Jewish as it is before Jesus founded his cult…

All you entrepreneurs out there are likely starting up your own Nazi / historical event Christmas ornament business because you see all the interest..now that Amazon has made all the money off those ornaments before getting caught….and for the record…they sell all kinds of grey area things….

I hate Amazon…OK Boomer that I read on Facebook is shorthand for ‘Thanks for unaffordable healthcare and education, purely corrupt politics and a dying planet,’….but all I see on TikTok is girls in leggings making fun of old people…in what is probably the opening scene to many pornos, but I wouldn’t know, since I dont’ watch pornos.

Speaking of TIKTOK and Historical Moments….Here’s some TikTok recreating History in the weirdest way (watch out CHINA IS WATCHING YOU)….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jim Carey Says he Never Existed
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Ben Skarsgard’s Audition for Pennywise
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Dude Trying to Rid the Yard of Roaches – Takes Out the Whole Yard…
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Detective Talking Shit on Dude who Shot Him….Gives him Lube
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Chef with No Hands…
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6 Sugar Babies Describe Sugar Daddies
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Britney on her Birthday
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OLD NEWS – Cop Takes Down Terrorist
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Uber Driver Kicks Kids Out for Being Drunk Dicks
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Lebron James Farting on Fans
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Dog Rescued on Live TV
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Covi Riva Topless at the Beach
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Gabby ALlen is some Trash in a Wet Green T-Shirt
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Howard Stern VS America’s Got Talent
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Very Annoying Dude Almost Causes a Riot being an Idiot….at Wetzel Pretzel on Black Friday….I hate this guy….
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Face Washing Fetish Porn
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Kaley Cuoco Swimsuit
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Joe Biden Hairy Leg Speech…
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Japanese Girl in a Short Skirt on the BASS…
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Deliver Man Scam….
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Cops vs Door….
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Kendall Jenner – Nips in a T-Shirt
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Sylvie Meis Hot on the Beach
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Cosmo’s Cover Girl You’ll Want to Fuck
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FULL FRONTAL CELEB of the Day
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Brenda Garcia – Fitness Coach
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Everything Streaming in December
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Running Commentary on IG Models
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Chloe Grace Airport
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Melina Vidler in a Pink Dress…
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Sluts at The Fashion Awards in London
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Daisy Ridely Boring Fucking magazine Shoot
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J.Lo at an Event
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Constance Wu….in a red dress…
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Keke Palmer Legs
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Julia Stiles in a Dress
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Sylvie Meis in a Bikini…
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Karlie Kloss Legs on the Tonight Show
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Lili Reinhart’s Jay Leno Chin at an Event
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Jennifer Beals Alive and at some Event
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Adria Arjona Cleavage
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Rose McIver at Some Event
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Aisling Bea – Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Retarded Porn Plot of the Day
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A Gallery of Bras
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Just a Dude in the Fridge with a Boner
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Some Big Tits
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Chubby Amateur Slut
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Pussy Flashers
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Naked on a Bunch of Chicks….
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Pussy Passes Denied
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They Say this is a Cop Busted Fucking a Chick – I Say it’s a Guy in a SHitty Cop Shirt Fucking a Chick for a Porno…
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Big Tits – Bubble Bath
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BIG MILF
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Just Some Fingers in the Ass
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Craziest Eyes in Porn
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They Say these are 5 Tinder Hook-Ups…I say they probably are just using that as a title for their porn upload to get more views…but they look good to me…
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I’ve Posted this Lockeroom Masturbation Before – Here it is Again
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Eufrat’s Pussy
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2019

03

Dec

Britney Spears Wet Bikini of the Day

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It’s Britney’s Birthday Bitches….at least that is what her instagram caption read from MIAMI where she’s out in her bikini celebrating her birthday….because I guess her handlers let her out of their captivity cage…thanks to all the negative hype the protestors and activists of instagram and all social media finally got around to protesting….they were too busy with Black Lives Matters, Oscars too White, MeToo, Trump, Cultural Appropriation, Trans Rights who fucking cares what else…the point is that they were too busy to see that Britney was abducted in plain site, forced into slave labor for her family, to get them all paid by keeping the meal ticket that is Britney Spears alive and performing….and because of the glitz and glam of Britney Spears they forgot that she was there against her own will, not allowed to control her stupid amounts of money they’ve made off her, the whole thing pretty terrible…but nothing a bikini pic of the 39 or 40 year old in a bikini….all thick and middle aged….which may not be Britney of the NOT THAT INNOCENT era..but is still Britney Spears…the longest standing / laying / sitting star of that era…..who is still a star, out here performing in her bikini for all you perverts to celebrate another year of life in a cage….while wearing a bikini….did I mention BIKINI?

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2019

03

Dec

All the Tits at The Fashion Awards of the Day

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An event happened and a bunch of sluts came out for it…there’s nothing like an event built around “fashion” to bring out the sluts…it is positioned as exclusive, or LUXURIOUS and high end, over priced shit marketed to idiots into thinking it is luxury…

That is enough to get enough vaginas lubricated enough to want to associate themselves with it…you know an excuse to dress up nice, walk a red carpet for the paparazzi, have people comment on their outfits…I mean it is the “fashion awards”…and be a part of this exclusive and luxurious awards that actually mean shit…

If you want to be relevant…you gotta bring your tits out to dumb things and be seen….and these are those tits buying into bullshit hype that is ruining society unless you’re like me and appreciate girls who want expensive things when not willing to work for those things…as it breeds prostitution and we love prostitution.

Highlight of the event – ELSA HOSK.

Stella Maxwell