Autoblow A.I. is the world’s most advanced blowjob machine. It has 10 unique blowjob experiences at 10 different speeds, and one of the modes delivers a different blowjob every time it is selected so you get a surprise simulated blowjob…better than the real thing…

Why is it better than the real thing?

1- You’re unable to get girls to suck your dick for whatever reason (you’re a loser, gross, they don’t respect you, you’re awkward, you have a stinky dick, I don’t fucking know, look into the mirror or the front facing selfie cam and ask yourself “why don’t girls suck my dick” and that is your answer to why this is better than the real thing.

2- Even when you do get the real thing, which is usually accidental or when the stars align, you get too excited, too attached and it scares the girls off so they never try it again…

3- you are married and bored of the real thing, like your wife will suck your dick to do her wife duty, but she is old and smells like mothballs and you stopped being attracted to her the day after you married her but you are a good dude, maybe even a Christian who doesn’t believe on cheating on your wife, she’s been so loyal, you’ve built a life together, so it’s better than fucking other inanimate objects you’ve put your dick in over the years – like that poor cantalope. IT IS NOT CHEATING….

4- you accidentally broke your girlfriend’s jaw when she “FELL DOWN THE STAIRS”….and you have 6-8 weeks off getting your dick sucked…

5- You are too broke or too into porno to get an actual girl who meets your needs, so you can’t afford to take the fat girl you can get on a date, and even if you can, you can’t get hard when she offers to suck your dick, as if any girl ever offers to suck your dick, but you get what I am saying and that is that this fucking thing
sucks your dick on command…….you’ll never find a woman to do that to you….ever…

If those aren’t enough reasons….remember a team of scientists used machine learning to study blowjob videos to, for the first time, truly understand the mechanics of blowjobs. The results of the study were programmed into the device so that you can experience blowjobs the same way they are given in real life.

It has a built in gripper gently grips your penis and pulls a 100% silicone sleeve up and down over it, replicating the gliding and sliding action of a wet hand and mouth. It even “edges” you…. GET YOURS NOW

Women have their 1000s of varieties of VIBRATORS, DILDOS (which can be anything that fits) and that shit is celebrated….be an EMPOWERED man and have a sex toy of your own…plus it is easy to clean (as gross as that was to type, a good feature to have for those CREAMPIE MOMENTS)….

It is hassle free on every level…no complaining, no saying no, no asking for kids, no disappointed in your performance, or in you as a person, no abuse or judgement from anyone unless they find it on your coffee table when they find you dead after letting it fuck you all night long…but you’ll be dead and no one seemed to care when Anthony Burdain died jerking off….so why the fuck would they care about you when you die jerking off…that man had a popular show you know…and you got nothing, until you GET YOUR AUTOBLOW …at which point you’ll have EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

HERE ARE THE top 10 Girls to Masturbate to:

1 – @KATEKIRIENKO

2 – @CINDYMELLO

3 – @GUBERNATAR

4 – @BELLAMICHLO

5 – @LINK_PINK1

6 @FELLTHEBODY_

7 – @LILYERMAK

8 – @KOLESNIKOVA.33

9 – @EVAPADLOCK

10 – @STEPHANIEFITMARIE

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