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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2019

Dec

Ariel Winter Leather Pants of the Day

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The question here is how much lube did Ariel Winter have to use to stuff her legs into this pair of leather pants….the other question is what does she smell like after a day in her leather pants…that whole unbreatheable fabric and rank bitch combination is the best….unless you have a weak stomach and aren’t like me…where the stinkier the better…you know so I know it’s real…

Vile pig in a blanket….and by blanket I mean leather pants was the alternate title…but I decided to go more simplistic since “and by ____________, I mean _________” jokes are the worst.

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2019

Dec

Full Pussy Bikini Wax Videos on Youtube for the Perverts of the Day

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YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE!!!

I remember a time I used to try to get a job as a waxer at the local wax studio when waxing first became a thing…but they wouldn’t let me shadow…they actually banned me after my 10th time going in and called the cops on me…

I always felt waxing was the enemy of the state and I wanted to protest the BUSH killers because I like my pussy natural like a normal person should….but that doesn’t mean I can’t use women’s idiotic grooming rituals to my advantage to see their pussy….

I remember when youtube first happened, I would google bikini wax videos and they’d always get deleted quick…

But it is a new era, this is now “informational”…so there are countless videos getting countless views of waxing…because YOUTUBE is a fetish site, a porn site, designed for jerking off…evil corporation….scamming…

so here are some I found…

Full Black Asshole

Another one…

Here’s Amanda….with a Brazilian Sugaring….

Shaver….Topless with a Spread Asshole….

ANother Sugaring

Have a Pusssy Wax….

How to Properly Shave Vagina….not quite a wax but obviously PORN

Men get waxed too – THANK YOU YOUTUBE……

Posted in:Videos

2019

Dec

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY ON THE NYC TRAIN and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Attacks Alberquerque Police and Steals Cop Car

Unfazed by a Reversing Car

Driving Over Robber

Car Caught on Fire at Gas Station

Quick Tire Removal

Throwback Thursday

Wedding Crashing

Idiot Worker of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it totally insane that people on social media are mad at a fitness equipment’s commercial about a fit girl staying fit on her interactive spin bike so that she doesn’t need to leave the house and risk getting raped at a spin class because she can do it from home…

They are saying that it is sexist…even though spinning is for girls, everyone knows that, just ask my creepy neighbor who found spinning and has been the only dude in a bonded group of girls thanks to their daily workouts….all because he wanted to join something to improve his life that was inspiring and had ass for him to stare at.

I have seen articles about their stock price dropping, every media outlet mad about it, and I don’t even think they ad is that bad. It is basically a girl who gets gifted one of these overpriced machines for xmas and uses it daily for a year and feels great.

There is no weightloss mentioned and I know I would prefer the 90s teen movie makeover approach…

Have a 600 pound woman get gifted a Peloton by her lowlife abusive husband who got it off the back of a truck for some meth.

He calls her fat all the time to reduce her morale and self-worth, you keep her insecure enough to never leave him and figures the Peloton will be a great prop in his fat shaming, because he will have a tangible to point at to highlight that she has no excuse to be fat, she has a Peloton….

Only the plan is foiled as we cut to a timelapse where she sheds the weight and gets hotter and hotter….developing that self confidence she needed to leave that asshole for good.

Closing shot is her working as the Spin Instructor she always wanted to be, but never new she could be, but thanks to Peloton she’s a strong, confident, independent woman….

EMPOWERING…

But fat people don’t like seeing other fat people get fit…they’d all freak out about it because YOU can’t make the internet people happy, there are hate groups disguised as progressive and inclusive groups to bitch about every corporate decision in marketing…

ANYWAY…I don’t care about fitness equipment, but I do hate fat chicks, therefore I tend to side with the fitness equipment, as we are on the same fight against fat chicks…

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Original Song by an Inmate Who I Assume will be Signed by Kanye and Working his Cult Circuit for Tax Evasion….
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Pilot Swearing…
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Wakes Up from Coma and Believes She’s Still a teen
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Idiot Climber Swing….
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Big Titty Champagne Shower in the Club
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Kate Beckinsale Old Lady Bikini Pics
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FAKE NEWS – ANISTON is 2019 People of the Year
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MONSTER ASIAN TITS – Maybe She’s Not Asian…
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Throwback Thursday – Tree FUCKER
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Willie Off the Weed
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NERD GIFTS
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Catching was a girl masturbating has always been a fetish, you know because I still see women as the non sexual beings they are around me….I couldn’t fathom they actually get horny enough to masturbate, you know needing that release like a dude, because it was just so foreign a concept. I had seen it in the videos on the internet and I knew it was possible I just didn’t think it happened unless they were putting on a show for a dude or for a camera…so I found it hot…the idea of walking in on that moment…until it happened to me….and I walked in on a roommates girlfriend fucking herself as hard as she could and she was a vile fucking woman…the worst woman you’d want to see masturbate but I was still into it until realizing she was fucking herself as hard as she could and she was using my toothbrush….in her ass…and it was at that moment I realized that she was not masturbating at all….this was just her morning ritual because she hated me…and had been doing it every morning for months…but the joke was on her…I don’t brush my teeth..

And here are some CHRISTMAS YULE LOG stepLINKS….

Huge Tits at the Cafe
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Another 10 Gifts to Get a Nerd Fuck
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Woman Mad at CART NARC
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I love Willie Nelson – He has Quit Smoking Weed
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Oliva Munn Mad at Camera Guy Focused on her Whore TITs
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Scarlett Johansson’s in the Black Widow Trailer
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Amazon Dude Takes Pic of Packages then Steals Them
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Girl Confuses a Porn with a Cooking DVD
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Undercover Cop Posing as a Crackhead gets Busted
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Bear Destroys Security Camera
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Washing Hands in Curry
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Donna D’Errico’s Awesome Tits
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Oil Turns to Gelatine in Engine
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Eliza Cummings Bikini
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Kinsey Wolanski HUGE TITS in a BIkini
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Australia Drivers Use Their Phones While Driving
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Jason Derulo’s Dick Pic gets Deleted from IG and He’s Mad
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Bieber Wants More TOlerance on IG
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Ben Skarsgard’s IT Audtion is creepy
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Ghetto mom Ghetto Tazer
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Sara Hyland Looks Like Shit
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Josh Brolin Shaming Asshole TANNER
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Brad Pitt Can Fianlly Cry – LOL
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Jason Momoa Called Out Chris Pratt for his Plastic Water Bottle..
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Emma Roberts at an Event….
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Another Dead Korean Star
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110 Pound Teen defending Himself Agaist 190 Pounds
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Weird Fuckign Angry Boyfriend Meme….
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Carina Witthöft Nude Leaked
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Bench Press Fail
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Britney Spears Bikini
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Bella Hadid Bikini
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Camilla Cabello Fat Lingerie Performance
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CJ Perry Cleavage in LA
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Sydney Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Adriana Lima at an Event
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Caroline Vreeland Legs
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Leather Pants
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Christie Brinkley in Black
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Sofia Carson in Ugly Boots
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Chopra Being Indian for Unicef
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Kaia Gerber Slutty Top
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Bella Throen Fat Ass in Sweat Pants
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Freya Allan Young Slut to Look Out For
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Wallis Day Legs
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Caught Compilation 2019
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Fat Black Ass – Wet T-Shirt Nips
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Double Chin Amateur
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Next Level TITTY STREAMER
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So This is What Space is Like
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Nurse Stripping out of her SCRUBS
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19 ppl having a shiity day
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Gym Jerking Off
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Huge Tits – Hot Body
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Porn Plot of the Day
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Asian Girl with Big Boobs and a Wet Cunt
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Girls Humping Doing Workout in the Gym mwith a Strap On….
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Vintage TOYING herself
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Cum Shot of the Day
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2019

Dec

Bella Hadid Getting Greasy in Miami of the Day

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Every time I see Bella Hadid I am reminded of the scam that is pop culture. You hear about fake news for politics and conspiracy theories or with EPSTEIN’s death….but you don’t hear it nearly enough when it comes to girls who have manipulated the industry into thinking they are important…

Bella Hadid is ugly, she was born ugly, she was raised ugly, she is still ugly….even with all the work done to her…and the fact that her agents or fashion industry have decided her tranny look…with all its injections and surgeries…is what we need to celebrate…a skinny bitch with no ass and some fake tits with a muppet face…and zero personality, who does nothing interesting, is what they feel they need to “reward”….it is fucking crazy…but you’d still jerk off on her…and that’s what counts…

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2019

Dec

Brie Larson Titty Bounce of the Day

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New fetish alert that you probably knew you already had – because you sit at the mall this time of year, and on most weekends, cuz you have nothing better to do, watching girls walking or running down stairs just to see the titty bounce….I hear you….but I was more of a hide under the stairs to look up any skirts that may be coming down the stairs and that vantage point is terrible to spot titty bounce….so I just never was exposed to it…

Unfortunately, this new run down the stairs fetish is being RUINED because it is of Brie Larson and she is shit…

She’s one of those overly eager to be famous piles of shit the pollutes the streets of LA, who tried everything before finally landing a “meaningful” role that won her an Oscar to allow her to book SUPERHERO movies cuz they fucking pay. It’s never been about the art or performing, it’s been about being praised by people and being paid. She is what is wrong with Hollywood and why movies suck, celebrities suck and the whole thing is just a bunch of losers being celebrated instead of a bunch of people we are drawn to because they are awesome…

So watching her titty bounce with new fame…fucking sucks….but that doesn’t mean I won’t take her lead and park myself next to a staircase to watch the titties running…I’m thinking of hitting the Montreal metro system….you know those late for work, trying to rush home for the holidays, not wanting to miss the train titties are probably the most bouncy….where as mall stairs may be too laid back and casual..you need that sense of urgency, or being chased to make it really have the right effect…or is it affect…I don’t know english is my second language…go ask your High School english teacher you fuck, mine is likely dead.

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2019

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Cameltoe and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is Joey Lawrence’s daughter and she’s got her tits out….like she was Jennifer Lawrence in her nude leaks that I am not convinced were nude leaks even though a dude went to jail for hacking her for them…I am convinced that they were staged and the fall guy was just an elaborate scheme to make her not come across as a whore, but rather a victim…it is Hollywood, they control the narrative and I for one, don’t believe shit…

I do believe young girls with their tits out, even if they are related the Joey and Martin Lawrence and don’t need to have their tits out, will have a better change making it in life as a public figure with their tits out….so good job LOTTE…(that’s what you call girls named Charlotte, duh)….

I do believe her nipples are highly positioned on her tit…which is always weird….but give the illusion of perky….so it will come in handy down the line…you know when she’s old, washed up, a mom of 5 and 50 pounds heavier like all women end up….her divorcee sexting will be substantially better received due to the nipple placement…so born with that competitive advantage…watch out other divorcees….Joey Lawrence’s baby girl is gonna steal all your men…but for now…she’s young, hot and slutty..

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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW

2019

Dec

Emma Roberts Nip Slip of the Day

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I am a big fan of Emma Roberts….whether it is the fact that she is related to Hollywood Royalty, or the fact that her dad was a massive Hollywood fuck up story, from OSCARS to straight to VHS garbage thanks to his addiction…..I assume he was an asshole dad, probably too self involved to pay attention to her, which makes for my favorite kind of girl and I assume that AUNTIE stepped in, got her into the business job, and allowed her to carry the family torch because Julia Roberts prefers keeping her kids hidden…because they are GINGERS…

Anyway…Emma Robert and her potential nipple are great, but again since I am a fan of hers, and have liked her in everything she’s done, my opinion means very little…but the good news is that my opinion always means very little….

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2019

Dec

Michelle Mylett Twerk of the Day

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Michelle Mylett is a babe on some Canadian show called Letterkenny.

I know the show is a hit here in Canada, and I’ll assume that it has followed Degrassi / Schitts Creek / Trailer Park Boys / Tom Green and has finally made it in America, because I see her name popping up on the perv forums I rape and pillage for content everyday.

So now that the show is big in the USA, the babe on the show, can be appreciate by all your perverts the way we’ve all been appreciating her here in Canada.

I remember being a dancer at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics when she was 18 or 19….because all Canadians know each other….we go to IGLOO Parties and drink Maple Syrup together….and now 9 years later she is finally the star we all expected her to be…and she will go onto great things….

This booty shake in her sweat pants is just the start of the greatness that is to come. It’s been fun watching Michelle Mylett move up the ladder of celebrity. It’s like seeing one of our own infiltrate enemy lines to pollute your fat and lazy culture with our SOCIALIST ideals….

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