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2019

06

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini of the Day

Chantel Jeffries is a degenerate hooker who started her career by sucking NBA dick in Miami, here she is back in Miami with her tits and ass out in a bikini.

I would say that it is interesting how these instagram whores redesign their faces through face injections so that when they run their faces through their Facetune (photoshop for instagram whore) app, they have the foundation of what is needed for a facial rebuild so that they capture and create the above picture….when they actually look like the below picture…

It is artistry really, which makes sense since they are at ART BASEL, not to mention, they make a ridiculous living off this shit, they get LEGIT rich off this shit, so why wouldn’t they invest in making their fake life look better.

But it’s not interesting at all, it’s actually lame, pathetic, gross, and all that is wrong with our society…let girls be naturally hot again….

I remember noticing a fat chick in paparazzi pics with her bikini bottoms pulled up above her neck, you know basically as jacked up as humanly possible, above their hips and belly button and I wondered why, until seeing her instagram pic where she shrunk herself about 45 lbs and needed the bathing suit like that, so when she shrunk the whole thing it’d look legit….so this idiot is walking around with a bikini up to her neck, oblivious to people watching how dumb she looks…all for an instagram pic….cuz instagram is where she makes the money and that’s just silly…like this muppet basically doing the same thing…only at least she’s skinny.

Remember her bikini the other day?

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2019

06

Dec

Gas Company Guy Fucking his Wife and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk man tasered

Dude WHo Shit Himself

Attention Walmart Shoppers…

Lighting the Patrol Car Up!

Box Jump Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it is Friday and we can assume any of you assholes with families or kids are going to be Christmas traditions, so here’s a shout out to all the drunken pervert mall Santas who are getting yelled at by progressive parents who get mad at him for assuming their kid’s gender and pronouns….

Tis the fucking season for annoying parents to be annoying in holiday themed settings….only to document it like they are some kind of magazine for their own social media feed…with captions and commentary from their heart giving all the other people out there some life advice no one asked for…based on their personal experiences no one cares about…all filtered, posed, and staged…..and no, I won’t join your group or seminar at the local hipster coffee shop on influencer marketing, you have 1000 fans….however I will jerk off to your vacation pics.

Tis the season to ignore the news of Naval Base shootings, but instead to look at tits.

Here are some morning links..

Leo DiCaprio Parties Til 6 AM with Kendall Jenner
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Saving a Suicide
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The Girl who Thinks TWO COCKS is TWO COOKS
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Jamie Foxx Beefing Oliver Stone
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Huge Tits Power Lifting for Crossfit
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Hot Mom Mad at the CART NARC
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Police Chase – THROWBACK
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Scar Jo Black Widow TRailer
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Plow Ruins Day
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Slutty Ambrosio
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2019

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I read that 1 in 3 women faced unwanted sexual behavior in public this past year…while I’ve experienced zero unwanted or wanted sexual behavior in public…girls have it so good…they get it even when they don’t want it….imagine what happens when they DO want it….plus they have tits they can stare at all day…everyday…lucky…I guess this is me deciding to go TRANS so that I can basically sue EVERY motherfucker who has wronged me for being a TRANSPHOBIC…and some of those people will settle out of court…and next thing you’ll know…I’ll be rich on my tranny money without actually having to be a tranny but who the fuck is going to ask me otherwise, they’d be too scared of being called transphobic, even though we all know that tranny is MAKE BELIEF…on some MR ROGERS SHIT….Fantasy fucking island and not in your kind of fantasy you queer sneaking into the gay bathhouse on weekends when the wife is at BINGO, but rather in a it’s not a real condition….but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect a motherfucker for trying to live how they want, in panties or in boxers, no difference…

What I am trying to say is that everyone is so mad at the IRISHMEN….so may facebook status reviews filled with rage…too long, too boring, too much of the same, too old, ok boomer….shouldn’t you be watching Irishmen…no thanks…that’s queerer than the guy who goes to the bathhouse when his wife is at BINGO…

RIGHT.

Car Flying through Dealership
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Nerd Icon Emma Stone Engaged – Who Cares
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Crashed Pilot – Getting Saved Selfie Video
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Hadids and Kardashians being Whores
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Snow Plow Driver Ruined his Day
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Tiffany Haddish, who I Still Don’t Know, Had a Bat Mitzvah…
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Jojo is back with a Shitty Song
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THE WORLD IS FUCKING NUTS – READ THIS STORY OF LESBIANS
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Emilia Clarke Cleavage
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Justin Timberlake Pussy with the Public Apology…
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Anna Faris Almost Killed her Family
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Bear Destroys Security Camera
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Why Are Cell Towers Disguised as Trees
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No One Cares about AARON CARTER
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How a Japanese game programmer
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Rat Cow is Forbes 30 under 30….
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The Women at a Netflix Thing
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Megan McKenna in Lingerie (who?)
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Post Plastic Surgery See Through
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The Crackhead is a Cop
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George Zimmerman Suing Trayvon’s Family is Hilariou
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Official New James Bond Movie
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Mental Case JUmps off Cliff
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Potential Suicide Averted
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Inmate’s Song About Jesus that Went Viral
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Woman Wakes from Coma of 20 Years and Thinks She’s Still a Teen
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The WOrld’s Smartest Chessboard
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Olivia Munn Mad At Camera Man for ZOoming in on her Big Whore Tits
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The Creepy Joe ANimated Video that Creeps Everyone Out
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This UPS Worker is the BEST
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Wayne Gretzky’s Wife in Playboy in the 80s
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Penny Cruz Big Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart Pantsless and Disgusting
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Dua Lipa Stripper Dress – Thick THighs
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini
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Lily Rose Depp Still Hot
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Daisy Ridley
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Ellie Kemper Hot…
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Nina Agdal Legs…
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Celebs Nude in Movies Compilation
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amateur Concert FUCK…
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EAT PUSSY OR DIE
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Club Sluts
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Amateur of the Day
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Don’t Do it in Public
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College Girl – KILLING it
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Her Mom Said She’d Never Amount to Anything – LOOK AT HER NOW
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TENNIS PRO Carina Witthoft More Leaked Nudes
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Nia Nacci a Rebellious Teen….
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A Bunch of Asses
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After School Sex Fantasy
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Forced Orgasms…
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Huge Tits in the DUMBEST VIDEO EVER
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BLACK PUSSY PLAYING WITH ITSELF
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Ziv Fey NIPS…and PUSSY
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FINAL CAUGHT IN THE ACT COMPILATION
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Sex Move of the Day – The STARTING LINE
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Taser of the Day
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next Level Titty Streamer…
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2019

05

Dec

Gigi Hadid in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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If you can look past the Gigi Hadid tits I assume you like cuz they are tits, you will see that Gigi Hadid is in a dumb wing….that really frames her face in a way that allows you to see the despite the face injections…looks pretty fucking dopey.

It’s one of those “is that Mohammed Hadid” trying to bankrupt his business so that he doesn’t have to pay for the house he built without permits in hopes of impressing all the LA sugar babies who think they are aspiring models…and feel like fucking some 70 year old dude who has daughters in the fashion industry will be that step closer to legitimacy…when really it is just one step closer to a new strain of herpes….

I guess it is safe to say that his best investment was in his daughters getting famous, because the pussy it has secured him has been an endless stream, otherwise he’d just be a creepy rich guy but now he’s the dad to young stars that trolled their way into stardom…

It’s all fucking lies….but you’ll like her hand bra or is this an arm bra…you always like the hand bras…or is this an arm bra…

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2019

05

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin prison tats remind that she’s got basically zero Kim Bassinger genes….it must be a donor egg cuz all I see is Alec Baldwin in lingerie, cross dressing like some kind of tranny right, all big and monstrous….or maybe it is a Jamie Lee Curtis situation where Ireland was born with female reproductive organs and a dick….and they decided to raise her a girl…because there is nothing feminine about her…

I just looked up Kim Bassinger pics and I guess I can see the resemblance now…just not in younger Kim Bassinger pics….so it is like she skipped the good parts of being Kim Bassinger and got the 67 year old Menopausal high testosterone Kim Bassinger…

EITHER WAY, I am not ancestry or 23 and me doing a DNA test…I love all celebrity children equally, and seeing them strip down is a good thing, even if it’s messy.

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2019

05

Dec

Kara Del Toro Nip Slip of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some instagram idiot – who I guess gets brand deals because she’s been able to polarize herself as not being a slut – like the artists at Art Basel selling a 120k banana taped to the wall have polarized themselves as being artists and their only real artistry is trying to find the dumbest ways to trick people into buying into their ideas and believing it is art….

This is her selling product the right way, I wish the clerks at the grocery store followed her lead when giving out free samples…

It’s hot, sure, but ridiculous to think this is “high concept” or acceptable by her and by the brand and by ZUCKERBERG but the second I post it…it is porn.

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2019

05

Dec

Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid of the Day

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Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid is obviously some lame fucking clickbait for the paparazzi they called to make some money and get the two trolls in the media like they are used to…because when you’re a Kardashian or a Kardashian affiliate it is this easy.

I remember when girls used to do this at clubs, before it was a thing for girls to mount each other or make-out, and circles of dudes would surround them like it was some kind of dance off, we were all just so excited to see girls losing their mind and fucking sucking each other’s tits on the dance floor….

But now, in this era of everyone being a lesbian, it’s really just some lesbian cultural appropriation, and she should be CANCELLED but the Kardashians can never be cancelled…there are too many idiots paying attention…I guess ya’ll are bored.

Kendall Jenner Bella Hadid Lesbian Bikini

Here is Kendall scratching her pussy…hot body…

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and HERE is Bella Hadid in some topless shit

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Bella Thorne TikThot Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne loves to perform on social media, so it is only natural that she would take it to TikTok, since it’s the most relevant place for young people trying to avoid the overly curated and fucking BORING instagram nonsense…

She’s a trained performer from Disney, so doing silly gags in video is easy…plus she’s a product of sexual assault and trauma so she sexualizes herself…which means her TikTok stunts are done half naked…and her body looks great, her tits are big, and it’s a great diversion from that weird bootleg sports mascot mask of a head she’s got…too MANY face injections…but all that is offset with the fake tits.

POINT BEING…she’s a natural vine star with her “comedy”, and by natural I mean she mooched her jokes off the vine stars when she jumped into instagram back when she was allowed to get on social media contractually and TikTok is the new Vine….a whole new place for Bella Thorne bikini smut.

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2019

05

Dec

Lotta Kaijarvi and Robin Holzken Fae Swimwear of the Day

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I got a Lotta (Kaijarvi) reason to be Robin (Holzken) these pics from the internet for this site…and that is cuz they are HOT..

You like what I did there, using the names of the models in a SENTENCE like some kind of wordsmith…I am old. This is how I meme.

The pics are a promotional campaign for a swimwear company called FAE and it’s pretty fucking hot…

It may be old, I don’t fucking care, girls in bikinis at the moment the images were taken is timeless, in 10 years, when both these models are dead, we can still jerk off to the bikini pics, like you do with bikini pics of your grandma you found in your dad’s box of things, it’s not your fault you didn’t know the bikini pic was of your grandma, but when you found out it was…that was pretty fucked.