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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife…and various hookers over the years have told me that while I am sleeping, which is actually being passed out drunk, but I guess you could call it sleeping, I put my fingers in my ass….and start digging around…probably due to hemorrhoid pain..only it gets worse…because I then put my fingers in my mouth….and start sucking, or licking them….

This has been told to me by numerous people…just sleepy fingers in ass then fingers to mouth like some kind of Midwestern porn slut on her first day on the job after hitchiking to LA for the porn life….only I do it with my own fucking fingers…and I am forced to wonder…is it some closet case repressed ass play I only accept while I am sleeping…you know cuz gays like ass in their mouth…or am I like a puppy trying to eat my own shit cuz I am covering up my scent so predators don’t get me…am I just hungry or a food addict dreaming of food and the rubbing of my asshole unrelated or do I just like the taste of my asshole.

This is worse than being a nose picker…or finding out you are a nose picker…it’s probably the absolute WORST habit you can have when sleeping…I mean luckily this didn’t happen in High School at sleepovers, I would have been destroyed, not that anyone invited me to sleepovers….but you get what I am saying…

And that is that even when you don’t have much this Christmas, you always have your ass to scratch and lick off your fingers….the worst gift to yourself ever, unless you’re sound asleep I guess and don’t realize it….but a great gift for those who live with you because they can throw it in your face everyday, mocking you….in private at at holiday parties or family Christmas dinner….the gift that keeps giving in the worst way.

Here are some stepLINKS>..but first our CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE…

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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Interrupting Wedding…
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Las Vegas Pigeons Wearing Hats
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Weinstein for the Win – Dumb Sluts
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Cat in a Cellophane Maze
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Chameleon Catching Prey
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Margot Robbie Lame Cleavage…
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Slutty SI Swimsuit Slut
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10 Gifts that People Actually Want….

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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve had enough of this sober life…I haven’t had a drink all day….is this even living…5:30 pm not drunk…

I’ve been calling celebrities whores on this site for over 15 years…that is a long fucking time to call celebrities whores 10 times a day, 5 days a week….for 15 fucking years…but I have nothing else going for me…so I continue…

Remember to go to all your holiday parties with a belt made out of mistletoe but only if you’re pants less and have an erection on….the way every pervert mall Santa does it…that is how the gays on my facebook do it….

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Indian Comedian who Basically is Doing Anthony Jeselnik’s Jokes…WEIRD VIDEO
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Crazy Ex Girlfriend Interrupts Wedding
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10 Gifts that People Actually Want….

Scarjo is Ugly as Shit and Not Worthy of Awards…
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Thieves Running Out of Store with all the MERCH
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Brooks Nader Hot SI Model
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Brooks Nader Tight Slutty Dress
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Crazy Bitch at the Bruins Game
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Fish Jumps into Shopping Basket…
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Lily Rose Depp Pokies…
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Eminem Responds to Dis Track
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Poly Amourous Fat Monster Weirdo with 4 Boyfriends is Pregnant….with Hilarious Commentary…
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Ryan Reynold’s Latest Movie – Free Guy
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Teacher Gets Pranked Multiple Times..
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2019 Sluts at an Award Show
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Some Orville Peck, Everyone’s Favorite Coutnry Star…
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Jimmy Kimmel Staff Pranked by Him in a Dumb Way
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Kaley Cuoco Flashign Big Tit
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Stephen Doff on Diff’rent Strokes…
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Grandpa Shifting…
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What Facial Recognition Takes From Us
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Cat in Cellophane Maze
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ANdy Dick – Jail Time
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The JOker is Doing ALright
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The Replacement Art for the Banana at Basel…
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End of a Police Chase…
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Home ALone Reboot Cast Sucks
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Wild Turkeys are Playful
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Jon Bernthal Talks Life Changing Street Fight
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Chameleon Catches Prey with Lightnight Fast Speed..
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Las Vegas Pigeons Wearing Hats…
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Kristen Stewart Gross Dyke
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Nicole Kidman Trans Robot
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Culpo Legs
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Charlize THeron Slutty Outfit
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Victoria Justice Slutty Outfit
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Lily Aldridge Slutty Dress
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Elisabeth Rohm in a Pink Dress
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Connie Britton Legs…
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Diane Kruger Slutty Boots
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Margot Robbie Boring Outfit
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Margot Robbie in another Boring Outfit
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Camila Cabello for Xmas….
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Deby Ryan Slutty Outfit
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Adria Arjona in a Crazy Dress..
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Greene’s Tits Out
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Karen Gillan – Boring
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Saoirse Ronan Slutty Dress
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Topless Babe on the BEach
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Fat Black Ass in Short Shorts
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Big Titty Shirt Rip
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Gym Workout
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6 Stages of Ratchetness
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20 Ppl having a Shitty Day
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CONCERT FUCK
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Amateur Bang
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CASTING COUCH
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Amateur Tits with the Pussy Flash
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Huge Tits
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Butt Plug
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Subway Customer of the Day
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Playboy Titty Flash
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Blonde Kendall’s Butthole
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Leaked Snapchat Video
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Ashley Benson – Side Tit
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2019

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Pantsless in Bed of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is one of the least interesting celebrities, often times about 20 lbs too heavy for my liking, but now out here showing her legs that I know at least one of you will like, because she has a consistent fan base of perverts who jerk off to shit like that, but I prefer my jerking off to be set to things that are more inspiring, exciting, disturbing, disgusting, confusing, interesting, you know anything that has a little more to than just legs in it…but some people are a bit more eager, a bit less desensitized, grew up having to jerk off under pressure, so they are trained to basically premature ejaculate and that’s when there’s no woman involved, because there is never a woman involved…you nerd fucks are creepy. This is for ya’ll.

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2019

Dec

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

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Dakota Johnson, the third generation Hollywood Starlet who only gets work because she is the third generation Hollywood starlet, cuz nothing about her is hot or compelling, except maybe that she survived Mel Griffith’s coke filled womb….is in leggings…and it is boring….but then again….I saw the clips of her over hyped 50 shades of grey sex scenes….sex scenes that revolutionized sex for old ladies who read the shitty fan fiction book and made the writer fucking rich cuz you’re all idiots….that were totally unmemorable..

So Dakota, if that’s even her real name, was capable of making the most “racy” sex scenes in the book, into the most boring sex scenes none of us even remember…in the movies…and there’s likely a name for that…one I call “she fucking sucks and not in a good way”….

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2019

Dec

Taylor Marie Hill Slutty of the Day

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In the world of instagram models pretending to be real models, the occassional model comes out here and pretends she’s an instagram model, you know for jokes…and because they are finally getting the money they deserve from the brands who strayed from them the last 5 years, and threw the budgets to the low levels, because more and more of these girls are rising to the top of influencers and robbing the influencer of their little business they carved out for themselves on instagram, as they fucking should….

As a bottom feeder, I should be more sympathetic to the Do It Yourself girl who gets 1,000,000 followers and in turn monetizes that with her membership site or premium snapchat, but for some reason, I’ve been conditioned to like girls that make it from traditional channels, like agencies and with brand deals and marketing…I just find it more interesting…even if it’s far less work, far less creative, far less hustle….and even if I was all about these girls taking the shine from the celebrities and top paid models for the last 5 years…because it was funny to see…you know a solid re-adjustment…but I am so exhausted by the thousands upon thousands of sluts with over 100k followers doing various tactics to be brand friendly…showcasing a curated life they set out for in stylized pics…all because they knew they could get paid or at least get free shit…it’s boring….and a certain ego comes with having built up your little fashion blogger empire…where Taylor Hill’s just like “dude VS Cast me when I was 18, after a weekend with Epstein and I’m set for life”….it’s just more premium and less desperate…

So I am all for the celebrity making their way back into your hearts on social media to ideall wipe out all the fat girls talking about how hot they are…even if in this Taylor Hill case…she looks kinda fat for a model…too fat for my liking I tells ya.

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2019

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Bodysuit of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp out here showing ya’ll how easy it is to get people interested in you, maybe even throw money and campaigns at you, as long as you’re Johnny Depp’s daughter…you know a little Depp.

Not to say no one would care about her if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but she’d have to be a real asshole narcissist cunt to get that audience, maybe doing lifestyle content…or travel content…or artistic spread asshole content….she probably wouldn’t be a YOGA girl who does yoga around the world…but I bet all her pics would look the same embarassing way all these micro-influencer pics look…you know just staged having a good old time being an asshole..

What I am saying is that it is good to be a celebrity kid…and Lily Depp is good to look at while she is being a celebrity kid…because she’s not an asshole influencer, she was born influencing…

SHE WAS ALSO AT AN EVENT WITH HARD NIPS…

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2019

Dec

January Jones Tits of the Day

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January Jones is out here showing ya’ll how to become a single mom and that’s all I have to say about that!

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2019

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbianism of the Day

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Madison Beer looking for likes by kissing some girl for the gram…

This is always the lamest kind of thing a girl can do with herself or her friend for attention….but dudes are basic and have threesome fantasies…and this for some reason triggers that bro instinct of “DUDE THOSE TWO CHICKS ARE TONGUE ON TONGUE”…which I’d assume would lose its appeal with all the internet porn out there…but nope…perversion remains…

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2019

Dec

Teri Hatcher Bikini of the Day

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Teri Hatcher is 75 years old, but I guess still worthy of dick…because half of her fans are from Superman (RIP DEAN CAINE) and not that Desperate Housewives shit that secured Eva Longroia’s career.

I guess she’s proud of her workout progress, and she wants to give her fans some sloppy old lady in a bikini titty and booty smut because menopause has given her all the testosterone she needs to gain muscle…

For whatever kind of reveal this is….I assume you’re not complaining because you’re old too, your network of women is old, and you grew up thinking Teri Hatcher was hot….and even at 75 can clearly still take a dick or two….you know get that load all crusted in her wrinkles to give her a smoother look…the natural non surgical BOTOX…..she needs more of cuz that face is SCARY.

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2019

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Dyke of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is the worst.

There is nothing hot about her, so I guess it’s good that she’s a lesbian, since there’s nothing hot about lesbians, unless you like the challenge of trying to fuck a lesbian, knowing how much they’ve trained themselves to hate dick, because you know how lesbianism is a myth…sure they eat pussy and play house with other girls…but at their core they crave male sperm in their uterus to make babies..they are coded that way and if you’re really that anti men, you’re not out there using the most MALE substance around – SPERM – recreationally to get pregnant…and trust me…lesbians are out there buying sperm of craigslist for that reason…which sounds more like a weird non-lesbian fetish than anything…I mean if I met a girl who would get sperm off online classified…I’d find them sick fucks…which is part of why I think lesbians are sick fucks…

As for Kristen Stewart, she was uneventful when she was a hetero overhyped inbred looking bitch in Twilight…and despite trying to feminize herself, or be fashion, thanks to her lesbian girlfriend and model Stella Maxwell…she’s still garbage…garbage with her lesbian titty out trying to be interesting when really it’s all so manufactured…like a fucking movie set that is her life…this is just one of her least compelling roles.

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