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Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess as 2019 closes out and 2020 rolls in…we can all reflect on the trends of 2019 to predict the outcome of 2020…by watching all the top news stories of 2019 both on TV, or on lazy website round-ups like every year before it….so we can all assume things will pretty much stay the same for you and for me.

Maybe tech will get more Virtual Reality, maybe Micro Influencers will take the money from the social media Influencers, and as Celebrities move into being “influencers” maybe influencers will be eliminated all together….maybe websites will become obsolete and you’ll have to get your news and content and opinion from the evil corporations with the deep pockets, maybe videogames will become immersive virtual reality bullshit….maybe a lot of things will happen…but you’ll still remain the same degenerate failure at life loser a year older, closer to death, maybe you’ll discover you have a chronic illness…it could be the year, because you know one year down the line it will be the year….and maybe you’ll get laid, maybe you’ll get divorced, maybe you’ll be cheated on, maybe you’ll be doing the cheating, but ultimately…it will be the same routine, the same bad habits, maybe with a little more noise as we all sit on our phones waiting for people we know but don’t like to update what they did this holiday season so we can judge them.

I never get emotional at New Years because it’s all been a big blur with too much computer screen time, too few private jets…or really a home without black mold in it…

Here are some morning links…

Jordy Murray – The Playboy Chick Cody Simpson Cheated on Miley With – NUDE!
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Van in Parking Lot Sets Off Sprinkler
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The CATS review you NEED to See
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Scootering Santa Fail
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Memories of Creepy Kevin Spacey
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Drake is Working with Chris Brown Because He Knows She Deserved It
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Rotty Drools for an Orange
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Are These Real Life Aliens?
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A Reminder that Shitty Brie Larson Makes TOO MUCH Money
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Glory Glorgy….hallelujah…the holidays are almost over and you’ll be back at work before you know it…if you aren’t already you work on Christmas cuz you’re that shit at life…that you can’t afford not to…I can almost relate but I live the life of a homelessman instead…it’s a better option, permanent vacation…you just need to find yourself a wife on Disability, ideally not from a mental disorder, I went with Obesity cuz I knew the self esteem was at the level I needed it to be to get away with taking all her money…my own kind of sugar momma, or more like a high blood sugar momma, the discount version that doesn’t pay out all that well…but we get to chill out on the poverty lines and it’s like being super rich, just with totally nothing…liberating…unlike that repressive middleclass…

What I am saying is it is better to be impeached than to be in peaches geldof…….you know…since she’s dead…

That’s the only joke I came up with on my two days off….I know…how do I even have a site…

Here are some CHRISTMAS THEMED LINKS ON THE DAY OR TWO AFTER CHRISTMAS EVE WHICH IS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS…fuck nice.

Here are some stepLINK…..

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in the Sauna
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Mike Tyson VS Reporter
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10 Celebrities Sluts Celebrating Holidays
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Throwback Rat Cow Pussy Pic – She Doesn’t Want you to See
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Playing Snake on a Christmas Tree
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Drunk Woman Tries to Convince Cops She’s Not Drunk
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Driver Doesn’t Notice Huge Boulder
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Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson
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What is the deal with this Titty Flashing Comic
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Amanda Cerny’s Wet Christmas
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Braless Bai Ling
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Celebs on Christmas
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Korean Model Nip Slip…
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7 Inch Butthole Scratcher Got Stuck in a Dude’s Ass
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Big Load on a Scooter
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Father Pretends to be a Cop – Pulls Out a Gun to Shoot a Vehicle During Road Rage
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Jennifer Aniston on Instagram
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Third Kevin Spacey Accuser – Dead
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Nick Jonas Bought His Wife a Snowmobile for Xmas.
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Kaley Cuoco’s Christmas Cleavage
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Busty Ginger Got her Tits Out
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Tricking People with a PEN
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Dirt Biker Crosses Bridge the Crazy Way
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Ryan Philippe Defends Being Paid to Promote Saudi Arabia
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Family Feud Wedding Proposal
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Fruzsina Molnar Titty and Panty Flash
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Loser Fruit – the Streamer You Masturbate To
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Chain Reaction in the Golf Store
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Boy Reunited with his PUG…
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Disgusting Brie Larson’s Nice Hokme
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Shitting in a Store
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From the Forum

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Liz Olsen in Beverly Hills Being Fancy
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Laura Whitmore in London
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Michelle Keegan in a HOT winter Coat
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Sarah Hyland Terrifying Face
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Rita Ora Hot in a Bikini
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Madison Beer Skiing
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Kristen Bell Sucks
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Cara Delevingne – Lesbians
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Michelle Trachtenberg lives…
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Prostitute Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Gwen Stefani – Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

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Go Jerk Off to Cam Sluts
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Dirty Santa Decking the Halls
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Huge Titty Jiggle
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Liya in a Slutty Nightgown
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Getting Banned on Instagram
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Sorry my Penis is Broken
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Treadmill Titty Bounce
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Big Booty in Christmas Lights
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Titty Diddle by the Tree
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Milf has Her Tits Out
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Look at Her Christmas Treeing
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Striped Outfit Gets Naked
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Ava Rose Gets Naked
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Girl and her Dildo
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Bolt On Tits
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Lame Holiday Photoshoot
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Girl Spreading Hard
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2019

Dec

Brooke Burke Christmas Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke out here showing off her 50 year old mom of 12 but addicted to fitness body to remind you all that there is such thing as working out too hard, especially as your body is losing estrogen due to being fucking old and broken down, because this musculature is terrifying.

She’s got no waist to hip ratio, STRAIGHT UP MENOPAUSE…and these weird soggy tits that make little to no sense to me because she’s one of those bolt on tits from the 90s, when bolt on tits were a thing..but now she’s just creepy.

I am sure other aging women look at her as some sort of mentor or inspiration, cuz they are fat. Inspired by her being rich and able to workout all day when she’s not out there starving herself all day, cuz being thin and hot is all she knows from being in Playboy and only existing because of Playboy.

I can’t hate on it too hard, because the body may scare the fuck out of me like some zombie fucking apocolaypse the Christmas edition…but it’s better that the 300 pounders I see in line at Walmart who are likely her same age with less kids.

I don’t really like what’s going on here, looking a bit masculine but it could be worse….

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2019

Dec

Bella Thorne Christmas Nipples of the Day

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There’s just something about Bella Thorne that I find interesting enough to put up here and that’s her tits that Disney bought her.

I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or fun and that could just be because I am an old disconnected fuck….but I do think her being slutty on social media like some low level influencer despite being a Disney Kid is funny. It’s like all the celebs saw the influencers stealing their money so they analyzed the basic techniques of the influencer to do better at influencing than they do because they are trained Disney kids…sexualizing herself the way the Disney Execs trained her.

Bella Thorne out here flashing tit, not for the first time, because she’s a liberated or broken woman who likes people starring at her tits cuz it reminds her that she’s relevant….which probably doesn’t take too much but that I’m not able to figure out…so instead I just look and judge young starlets and their tits.

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2019

Dec

Bella Hadid Bra and Panties of the Day

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I think they people should come together and boycott Calvin Klien for using Bella Hadid in their campaign.

I get it, the world is now trans friendly, and trans positive, as they fight transphobia…but this isn’t a request to boycott Calvin Klein for using a tranny in their campaign…I’m as trans positive as you can be if you’re a rational thinking human who doesn’t care what people identify as.

I just don’t think we should be celebrating useless trash unless it’s actually hot, just because it is rich and has rich parents and grew up in rich neighborhoods, with other rich kids the internet seems to assume is important despite being useless and really only rich.

I don’t know who decided that her skeletor face was hot, but we can assume it is all those Marvel comic book fans getting confused about what good content is and what hot chicks are. With all the birth control in the water, it only makes sense that ya’ll are a bunch of bitches slowly getting more and more into dudes…hence this dude’s fame as a model.

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2019

Dec

Bebe Rexha Christmas Tits of the Day

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40 year old Bebe Rexha, who decided to take advantage of fat and the body positive, no body shaming trend and became a popstar.

Instead of being laughed off the stage like she was probably supposed to be, or would have been back at the local open mic or Karaoke before becoming famous if she hadn’t already been an accomplished songwriter of her own.

Is out here dancing on stage and not even ironically, like legit doing her best fat old lady popstar impression while the audience embraces it and loves it and buys into it…because people aren’t mean anymore…and I guess have no taste anymore.

So despite being old and fat, thanks to being empowered….she’s taking slutty selfies, with her fat tits out because with fat comes tits….and I’m sure all she’s thinking about is “Where’s the Fruitcake, Yule Log, Shortbread, Gingerbread, boxed chocolates, etc”….get this bitch some food before she eats the fucking tree.

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2019

Dec

Lia Marie Johnson Pussy Flash of the Day

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Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 23, from Hawaii and was once one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…something we can assume was paid for by the Youtube channel she was the star of called “Kids React”…which in and of itself sounds pretty fucking inappropriate and irresponsible by whatever pervert who made millions by putting that concept together. They should be arrested because nothing good comes from kids being used in content on youtube…that’s where all the creeps looking for kids reacting go….a publicly traded company.

The world is fucked…poor thing turned into a fetish actress at a young age, but who is now old enough to flash you her vagina for social media by her own will thanks to her own broken by being used by older people to make that youtube money because why the fuck not bare your soul to your fans. We like it. .

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2019

Dec

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some dog shit scam that has manipulated nudes everywhere, and since I am like Jesus Martinez to the nerds or at least the guy in high school who helps the socially awkward nerd get laid, because women are easy to manipulate into sex if you know what you are doing….and it doesn’t take much to know what you are doing….and if you’re wondering what I mean, it’s that the only people coming to this site are nerds looking for tits and I’m the one posting the tits…so I’m on your side, not Olivia Munn’s side….she angled or gamed the nerds for her personal gain and that’s fucking rude…but she’s got tits, with hard nipples and they should all be looked at and appreciated equally, despite the trash they are attached to.

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2019

Dec

Rumer Willis Titty Shake of the Day

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Rumer Willis understands the crop.

She’s got tits, she’s got an ass, she works out, because there isn’t much else for her to do being a socialite with a trust fund that never has to worry about money or going broke….

But she’s also got a face that even with the face injections is either too much like biological Demi Moore, before the millions of dollars of surgery created the Demi Moore you know…or it could be too much Bruce because the face of a man on a woman is always weird…even with all this tranny porn ya’ll jerk off to…and all this gender reassignment you all buy into….whether it’s just pervert dudes figuring out the loophole to get into the women’s locker room…still weird…

What I am trying to say is that I am a big fan of celebrity kids, even the butter faces…cuz you don’t need a face to want to fuck…I’m sure many a decapitated women have been fucked…or less creepy true crime story….many an ugly hot bodied women fucked from behind, in the dark, or in some sort of costume that comes with a mask….like Arabian nights, or furry or what the fuck ever you want….or you can just watch the titty bounce, which is what I’m doing.

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2019

Dec

Willa Holland Nude of the Day

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Remember when Willa Holland’s MOM sucked Brian De Palma’s dick so that her daughter could get into Hollywood because she’s a degenerate whore who hates men yet relies on them to feed her family and make her slutty daughter a star but then gets offended when her daughters slutty photos get circulated on the INTERNET?

If you don’t know the story because you don’t care about me as deeply as you should, I didn’t get any Christmas cards so I assume you don’t care about me the way you should, or Christmas MONEY despite knowing I want money….you won’t know that her mom is the reason I got deleted off twitter…

After what must be a 10 year or more run with my original @drunkstepfather, this past spring I posted something on Willa Holland being Brian De Palma’s slutty stepdaughter and it was a KIND hearted post…yet the mom, who was obviously a groupie fuck who ended up with Brian De Palma, told me off, reported me…and TWITTER ended….because the media connected will always beat the guy no one knows exists with the blog…