1 Ana Ivanovic – Tennis
4 – Maryna Bekh Romanchuk Long Jump
5 – Elena Moreno Track and Field
10 & BONUS 11 – Ellen Hoog and Eva De Goede – Hockey
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2019
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Dec
Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day
1 Ana Ivanovic – Tennis
2019
27
Dec
Scout Willis Bikini of the Day
Scout Willis must be spending time with her mom The Whippit Queen Demi Moore for Christmas, in her bikini.. Hopefully she wont jump into Demi Moores Pool and die like that poor partygoer years ago…that would be so sad, you know a life without another entitled and rich, spoiled celebrity child who never has to achieve anything in life because their parents did it for them, so that when they are posing in lingerie like the hipster that she is, even though she’s getting a bit too old to be a hipster, you know that she’s doing it from the core of who she is, and not for personal gain, which makes her nudity better.
I have made fun of the Willis kids for years because I don’t fear BRUCE…the only celebrity who ever lashed out for me making fun of their kids is Alec Baldwin, he’s protective of his little pig, while BRUCE doesn’t need to overcompensate for his parenting, because there isn’t a recording of him calling his girls little pigs, even though they kinda look like pigs….he can do what all celebs do and focus on what is important…his damn self..
POINT BEING…celebrity kids are amazing, I actually love ALL of them for different reasons and I appreciate this one in lingerie by the Christmas tree is my kind of good time. I just can’t help but wonder if Ashton used to change her diaper…with him mouth…that sick dot com billionaire fuck….but who could blame him when forced to choose between DEMI’s DIAPER or SCOUTS DIAPER….plus SCOUT was only in a diaper because celebrity kids are lazy and it allows her to not waste her valuable lounging time with toilets….but still stick of Ashton that sick fuck.
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2019
27
Dec
Julianne Hough Probably Fucks her Brother of the Day
Julianne Hough Probably Fucks her Brother….
It’s some Mormons shipped off to Europe to be dance partners in the professional dance scene before denouncing Mormonism due to sexual assault that happened when she was younger and that I am sure co-starred her brother….as they always do….only to become some Hollywood reality show puppet that would have been better off a stripper….put that dance training to good use…and during those years she was out there fucking known anal loving cocaine loving pervert Ryan Seacrest….SO….she’s been a bad girl…a very bad girl…where fucking her brother is hardly the worst of what she’s done…and if anything it’s the one consistent love of her life….and that’s how they show their love…
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2019
27
Dec
Freja Beha Erichsen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day
Freja Beha Erichsen is some Danish model who looks like a dude. Her whole claim to fame was being ANDROGYNOUS which I guess is genderless which I guess is a very trendy thing now that no one has any gender..but at the time that she came around a decade ago…it was probably unique and interesting for all you bisexual fucks who get too much estrogen in your drinking water and foods.
She is a lesbian, which means when she’s not modelling she’s angry and bitter somewhere with other lesbians, talking about their hatred of dicks, as they knit in their Birkenstocks or Combat boots as lesbians do….you know never go to a lesbian wedding…it will be a potlock with a cash bar and a lot of dirty looks even though your dick is more of a clit…they just don’t get it.
When she is modelling she pulls her titties out…so here they are…small but still tits…
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2019
27
Dec
Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day
Sarah Hyland looks like if Sara Gilbert travelled back in time and had sex with her own father, impregnating herself and later birthing a version of herself, Sarah Hyland – who ended up with a weak body and kidney so that Sarah Gilbert could further travel back in time and kill her own grandmother(potentially Linda Perry), preventing her own birth and therefore making herself immortal.
Anyway here is Sarah Hyland in some new movie being all slutty in her panties on a couch waiting for her black male costar to ask for consent to fuck her. I assume.
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2019
27
Dec
Elizabeth Hurley Got Them Tits On of the Day
Elizabeth Hurley’s son takes her slutty pics with her tits out because they are a liberal family…like a backwoods coal miners in the hills of West Virginia only these two are fancy and rich so their weirdness doesn’t end with flipper babies, they squash those unwanted pregnancies as they come in…and I know what you’re all saying “her son is gay and they just like being fabulous together”….but fucking your own mom isn’t a “sexuality” specific thing. It’s not like he’s into fucking girls cuz he fucks his mom, it’s not like he doesn’t like being a gay in his spare time, it’s on a higher level, a spiritual connection you will never understand…a going back home to where her came from…while she’s getting what she feels is an ideal man because it’s half her DNA….like fucking herself if she was a man…or the closest to fucking herself if she was a man…so it’s almost masturbation really.
That said, I have no evidence Liz Hurley fucks her song, I’m just reading into the pics they give us.
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2019
27
Dec
Emily Alyn Lind Titty Top of the Day
Emily Alyn Lind is doing some weird twerk pose you see all the girls do because they are making fun of black girls. You know the half squat ass out stripper move you’ve grown up watching at the strip club. I don’t know when it became a mainstream pose for instagram but these young 18 year olds are all fucked up growing up on porn…they have a distorted idea of sex and sexuality…and would probably pose like this in family photos while grandma is nodding off in the corner. Amazing. Right.
I like the captain or train conductor hat, it gives me some flashbacks of the World War II, that her generation doesn’t even know happened….or maybe just some Berliner sex dungeon where I’m about to get dominated…always a good time.
She is an 18 year old actress. Her dad is a producer, her sisters are actors, she’s been on a bunch of shows I’ve never seen, her mom is the mom in Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and you’ll likely want to bone her.
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2019
27
Dec
Helena Christensen Ice Water Jump of the Day
Helena Christensen is a 51 year old Danish model who may or may not be at home in Copenhagen for the holidays doing some WIM HOFF METHOD of jumping into freezing waters for weird techniques in longevity. You know to get all her modelling cocaine / Heroin damage all healed now that she’s old as fuck.
You probably remember her from doing work for Victoria’s Secret after winning MISS UNIVERSE DENMARK at 17 in 1986….you perverts….and has been around ever since.
She dated INXS singer Michael Hutchence for 5 years and that dude died jerking off while choking himself out, the most dignified way to die…so you know she fucks good….then she had a kid with Norman Reedus….so you know she takes loads up inside her…now better than then because of the whole menopause thing.
I don’t know if this jumping in cold water is really a fetish, but I assume it is to you Joe Rogan listening bros who are practicing this at home so you can talk to each other about it over text message as you try to reach your higher level of consciousness…losers.
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2019
27
Dec
Nikki Bella Got No Panties On of the Day
I barely know who Nikki Bella is but I do know she had an epic Nip Slip on Instagram that we posted HERE. Now she’s in some magazine with her sister (I assume)
Anything to relive that glorious nip slip, because you can make a slut look like she’s in a Hallmark Channel movie, or a J.Crew catalog, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a slut who likes to pull her titties out…which makes her a friend of my site who probably not a friend of the site at all…because she doesn’t know we exist…and in an era of everyone getting their 15 mins, even Nikki Bella, it’s nice to be invisible so that we can call whores whores in peace.
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2019
27
Dec
Rat Cow’s Nude Pics She Doesn’t Want You to See of the Day
Emily Ratajkowski, or what I like to call RAT COW, but that is strictly just a convenient commentary on her busted down face, was once a thirsty and desperate set of young tits who was trying to find her path to fame, and decided that using her big tits was the way. Solid strategy we can all get behind. Great job.
So in 2012 or 2013 because RAT COW is now old and washed up and has been around for a long time doing her titty bullshit, RAT COW reached out to a relevant photographer who was doing the instagram style of erotica LONG before instagram even existed. He was shooting all the girls naked and I guess RAT COW knew that was where she needed to be to get where she needed to go.
This shoot is actually how I found out about RAT COW because I have been a fan of his work for years, you know doing this site requires knowing the best nude photographers whether they consider themselves artists or pornographers I’m down…so long as the bitches in the pics are naked…and bitches they tend to be…because girls who crave being in front of the camera naked are usually the worst kind of girl at their core.
Anyway, long story short, bitch uses this shoot to get into another magazine doing something similar but more LA called TREATS, TREATS gets her into the BLURRED LINES VIDEO because Robin Thicke is one of the owners buddies and liked RAT COWS tits, and girl does her awkward titty dance at the right fucking time, goes viral and matters…and somewhere in between all this, she’s fucking Kanye, she’s fucking Ben Affleck and she’s fucking David Fincher…you know to get ahead…
SO now that Rat Cow is making her millions of dollars a year, more than any stripper or sex worker because the whole instagram thing is new and brands are throwing money at it….she decided to hire some high powered lawyer to stop this art exhibit of these pics, saying that the guy is milking her name for his success, while she MILKED him for her success…
She is a garbage person so when I saw that the good people at IMPERIAL PUBLISHING were putting out a book of the shoot, I fully dove in and supported everything about it, because I figure if a cunt is a cunt and tries to squash your work she at one time begged you to produce, because now she is too good for you, these deserve all the attention they can get knowing RAT COW hates every second of it…
The best thing about these pics is that the current RAT COW face is totally different than her original face, it is like the old version of her went to space with her dad and gave birth to the new version of RAT COW…all inbred and damaged by the radiation….but it’s probably just the face fillers.
Fuck Rat Cow and Support Art….
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