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2019

16

Dec

Serinda Swan White Tank TOp of the Day

Serinda Swan is some Canadian who I first posted on the other day, so I assume she’s on the hustle to get noticed, and after scrolling through instagram for about 3-8 minutes she realized that she needs half naked pics, and she needs see through wifebeater like it was the 90s pics, so that she can show the world her great tits, since the world wants to see her great tits, even if they don’t know who the fuck SERINDA is….

I wrote about her a fucking week or less ago and I still had to google her, that’s the level of celebrity she’s got…and I sit and watch streaming services all day, being an unemployed hermit and all…but now we are already onto our second post about her ALL because she’s using her body to get noticed…the way NATURE intended it…

In 2017, she starred in Marvel’s Inhumans and HBO’s Ballers, and also portrayed Anne Bancroft in the first season of Feud….so she gets work no one cares about, except the Marvel Universe losers…but the tits…that’s what gets people who aren’t virgin comic book losers to actually care…

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Goes Black for Diddy’s 50th of the Day

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I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

Booty in Leggings:

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2019

16

Dec

Crackhead Shows Heart Beating Through Shirt Maybe he is the Messiah and Other videos of the Day

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Dude Stabs Himself in ANUS and not in a 1/3 of your cock is in your ass you queer.

Dude Fighting with Girl – Hits Himself with a Brick

Shots Fired at the Atlanta Mall

Python Attacks Man

Dog on a Scooter

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2019

16

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I did what I set out to do….and I went to the mall to watch people with families and friends they don’t actually life…spend their paychecks on shit they don’t need, or want to gift, and that the person will be disappointed or even embarassed to get because of how badly they don’t want it…”thanks for the giant toblerone bar”…or “thanks for waiting in line of 8 hours and facing near death conditions like some arctic explorer just to buy me this gift basket filled with grooming products from the 24 hour pharmacy that looks like you bought it on the way to Christmas dinner when you realize you forgot to get me a gift, but in fact you went to the mall, and waited in line for this shit….for hours…amongst disease, criminals, fat people eating frozen yogurt cuz they think it is healthier…like you are some kind of hero where the whole hero part gets lost in the mix cuz your gifts suck….and I’m sorry you got Pneumonia or SARS or the CHICKEN POX from all the germs in the mall…you should have just not got me anything…really…seriously…this gift sucks…but it’s the thought that counts…but if it was the thought that counts…you’d do better….and maybe order it off the internet like a normal fucking person you SICK fuck…”

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here are some morning links….

Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind
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Drone VS Jet Boat.
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Marathon Racer Slaps News Girls Ass
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Steve Harvey Rolls Eyes at Climate Change Question…
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Bratty Girls Try to Pick a Fight with a Guy in a Store
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Rats VS Bourbon Street Restaurant
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Wife Accidentally Coats Herself with Charcoal Toothpaste
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Eagle Tries to Eat Octopus – Octopus Captures Eagle – Fisherman “save” Eagle. Nature.
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Octopus VS Bald Eagle…
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Groom Loses it when Cake Cutting Goes Wrong
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Argentina’s New President’s Drag Queen Son
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Cool Gift Ideas
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What is the Highest a Human Can Fall From
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SHOP THE stepXMAS Holiday Gift Guide 2019 Extravaganza
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2019

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always sad when I realize it’s Friday the 13th at the end of the day, because I don’t do calendars..or social media so I can’t actually figure these things out..

Are you going Christmas Shopping this weekend? You probably should….I only do my Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve or on Boxing Day, which is a thing in Canada that mimics black Friday in that things are on discount, Americans don’t fuck with Boxing Day from what I’ve been told, it gets in the way of fast food, football and the Kardashians…the one true love of the American People…besides the right to bare arms, the fight for freedom (oil) and immigrants who steal the jobs you don’t want..but you should go this weekend…because the malls are packed, bask in the booming economy with every spending, and stare up skirts walking down stairs…except everyone shops online now…so you may just see GRANNY Christmas pussy….

But it’d be a good weekend to get your Christmas Shopping in, unless you are Jewish…but even if you are, it’s not like Christmas is about Christ or religion anyway, it’s about mass consumption of material shit you don’t need and that puts a heavy strain on the planet…unless you’re like me and just gift “Cum Tributes” by jerking off on cookies you’ve baked, or Christmas cards you’ve sent out….FESTIVE FUCKER….

So be sure To Check Out or stepXMAS Guide for some stepXMAS Gift Ideas…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

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First Cousins Got Married Trying to Change UTAH Law
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LA GIRL Freaking Out at Nail Salon
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Lamar Odom Waiting Til Marriage
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Amanda Bynes Update
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Slutty IG Model Who Confronted Home Break In Nude – Viral Stunt – That Put her On the Map
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Slutty Charlize Theron Commercial…
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Man Eats KFC in Front of VEGAN Protestors
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Dude Quits Starbucks with a Song
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Driver Avoids Bridge Collapse
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Kaley Cuoco Sports Bra…
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Kid Kicks Car that hit his Mom
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EX VS ANGEL
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Deer Rescue
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Patricia Contreras Nip Slip…
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Lisa Appleton is Fuckign disgusting
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Motorcycle Rider Playing with Street Dividers…
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May 21, 2021 is Keanu Reeves Day
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Crazy Girl at the BRuins Game Freaking Out
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R.Kelly had a Sex Trainer to Teach Women how to Fuck…
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2020 Irish Farmer Calendar
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Idiot in a Mustang
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Crazy Ex Gf Wedding Crashing
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Bad Parenting
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Rat Cow is Lame as Shit
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Dakota Fanning Activewear
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Madison Iseman Legs
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Kate Beckinsale Ass in Leggings…
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Taylor Swift in a Silly Outfit
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J.Lo – Slutty in a Tight Dress
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Halston Sage in a Slutty Dress
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Kendall Jenner Calvin Klien Pajamas…
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Kaia Gerber Legs
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Hacked Instagram Girl…HOT
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Club Girl Pussy Flash
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Using the Butt Crack to Steal
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Club Dick Suck
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Hot Pussy and Titty Flash
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Hot Amateur Slut with the Titties..
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Cum Slut Pissing
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Robin WIlliams Looking Motherfucer
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Huge titty Fight
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Proud To be AN American – Guns and Blowies
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Real Lesbians – Even Though Lesbian are a Myth
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Hot Chick in the White Sands
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She Will Do Anything for Money
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GIrl by Pool with Bush
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VERY GROSS DAMAGED GOODS
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Big booty
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Ginger with the Titties Out
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Asians
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2019

13

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Panties Selfie of the Day

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Nothing says Friday the 13th like Johnny Depp’s daughter, who has a “career” in “modeling” because her dad is Johnny Depp…you know worked hard for it…but not nearly as hard as she worked for this slutty panty selfie…I feel like there are 35-50 pics she didn’t post…and another 20 versions she photoshopped / facetuned the one she did post…but either way…it’s hot.

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2019

13

Dec

Bella Thorne With the Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne and the tits that Disney bought bringing you some HOLIDAY cheer as a slutty instagram influencer, because it’s a pretty easy fucking hustle…when you got tits…and have been on Disney and have bought tits….with that Disney money the way WALT wanted her to….I mean…assuming he wasn’t a pedo….which you can’t assume…you just can’t say it…because DISNEY is the most powerful entertainment company and they have lawyers…

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2019

13

Dec

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX has her tits out again but this time you can’t see the five o’clock shadow growing on them, must have had electrolysis. She hairy….

Apparently, someone had explosive diarrhea in her face, cuz she’s that kind of girl, you know the kind you shit on…so if you’re into that kind of thing, this FILTER’s for you.

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2019

13

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence as it turns out is NOT joey Lawrence’s daughter, she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she put up for adoption and chose her Hollywood fame life….

I’ve seen her nudes, I know she’s on that Farrah Abraham kick….TEEN MOM….and here are her daughter’s titties in an outfit..that shows off the titties…

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2019

13

Dec

Inka Williams Getting Wet of the Day

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Inka Williams is the best there is. She is skinny, she is young looking, she is hot, she is good times….she is in a bikini, she is on vacation.

She probably makes a lot of money and this is her living that life she deserves because at least she’s not an influencer for being a fat chick who is pushing some bullshit….about being a happy fat chick…posting half naked pics about how proud she is that they make XXL bikinis..

This is the kind of Influencer / Instagram Model I say you send her all the brand deals…I’ll buy what she’s selling, ideally if it includes dirty panties as these girls do.

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Posted in:Inka Williams|SFW