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2019

29

Nov

Sofia Richie Taking her Pants Off of the Day

Sofia Richie is the new or next or current “It” girl who doesn’t do anything good, inspiring, interesting, intelligent, impressive because she’s a rich LA brat who produces slutty content for social media to a large following thanks to being amplified by being the other woman in the Scott Disick storyline for Keeping Up with the Kardashians…because the masses, or a large amount of people care..

I don’t think she’s that bad, I mean she’s Lionel’s official kid after his test run with Nicole that fetus found in the dumpster outside his show he raised before SOFIA …

I figure what the fuck else is a girl to do when she’s rich as shit, has no need to work thanks to the trust fund, has been raised amongst the other vapid idiots who want to break free from their parents that luckily came out when isntagram happened so that people can follow anything even remotely affiliated to wealth and fame…

There are 1000s of celebrity children pre-social media who never had a chance to just pull their tits out and find following based on their parents and instead killed themselves off in sucides and overdoses from being in their parent’s shadow…but now, thanks to Zuckerberg that Pervert…they can build careers, personal brands, etc…and make their own money…cuz the general public are dumb as shit.

I don’t think Sofia Richie is ugly, I like her slutty bikini pics, so I’m all about this hustle…if you’re gonna be a vapid, useless, slut living that life of travel luxury…do it thanks to your family money…and not cuz you’re a straight whore like the rest of these people doing this same thing.

I am not against vapid sex workers sucking rich dick, I just prefer when the vapid sluts start rich and semi-famous because it’s less desperate….and more “real” to how they live…even if it’s social media and all bullshit…

How about them titties:

How about what she’s reading to add depth to her bullshit vapid life…

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2019

29

Nov

Sarah Ramos Hard Nipple Titty Bounce of the Day

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Sarah Ramos is some ugly actress you’ve never heard of…I ran through that WIKIPEDIA link and didn’t see anything I recognized…then I stared at her forehead in the last video on this post and felt it was a bit terrifying, on some KLINGON Level of tap into the nerds with that according looking shit, you’re only 28 why is your head doing that, kind of good to jerk off on to mimic your elementary school project on hydro electricity cuz you lived in Quebec Canada where Hydro Electricity is their thing….you know…you probably don’t know…but I do and that matters…

I guess it is safe to say that the 1/4 Filipino / Jewish starlet that is too unaccomplished to be called a starlet, doesn’t use BOTOX like all the other girls…but also does really boring titty fetish videos with hard nipples in puke or giardiasis diarrhea colored shirts…FUN….if you’re into that kind of thing.

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2019

29

Nov

Riley Reid’s Non Porno Porn Star Pics of the Day

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Riley Reid is the most hyped porn chick I know of….and I don’t know if there are any official pornstars anymore, I barely watch porn or interact with porn, or bother with the porn scene, even though I was once a judge at the AVN awards…I find it boring.

I don’t if porn is really anything but close up videos of penetration, or more criminal shit that should probably be illegal but is getting uploaded by randoms making the sites hosting them free of criminal activity….

I do know that it is being mass consumed because humans are all fucking perverts and they’ve finally officially come to terms with that…I also know that many young influencer looking chicks are now producing porn to build up their own revenue streams while getting off being exhibitionists…

Not that the popularity of porn benefits me…I’m still too racy for mainstream ads and will never get rich from this barely smut smut…but not racy enough for all that porno web traffic….and that’s ok…it is not about me…it is about you saving money on porn…assuming you still pay for porn…because people pay for porn to support their favorite kind of content.

I just know Riley Reid gets a lot of hype, so let’s add to that “shine” with her SFW not that I care about SFW but I don’t need cocks on this site we’ve got totally mismanaged stepSMUT for that….

Here are those Riley Reid pics to celebrate who the fuck cares.

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2019

29

Nov

Kickboxer Holds Down Burglar and Other Videos of the Day

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Model and her Snake

Woman Attacks Staff after Failed Fast Food Interview

Turkeys Protesting Thanksgiving

Drunk Mom

Extreme Road Rage

Foundry Fire

3 Idiots on a Motorbike

Nutcracker Balloon Takes Out a Marcher…

Pig VS News

Road Raging Against a Cyclist

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Black Friday, so along with brawling in the stores, assuming you even leave your house thanks to the internet, all for a dumb fucking sale on shit you don’t need, but figure it’s better than paying full price…so have fun over spending on shit you don’t need and can’t afford cuz the deal is so good…too good to think about reducing waste and clearing your mind of getting rid of “stuff”…

In more important news, I saw a porno yesterday, because it was American Thanksgiving and my life revolves around Americans so I had nothing to do with myself since it wasn’t Canadian Thanksgiving…so I turned to porn, even though I don’t watch porn, and think porn is boring….

Only to discover that there are a handful of aspiring influencer perverts uploading their sex tapes that were previously just reserved to their snap chat friends…as they try to promote themselves..which is a positive thing…all girls should think sex tapes lead to Kardashian fame…so that we can watch them fuck as they get more and more desperate with each video they post of taking a creampie not giving them that E! TV show they are looking for….but that’s not the only thing that happened…

I say a porno called lesbian gets her first dick and it was legit a lesbian looking chick, all fucking butchy with a Lesbian haircut, the kind of girl Kristen Stewart studied when planning her character role as a lesbian in everyday life….

Anways…this lesbian was pretending to get her first dick and I wondered who’s fetish is that?

I don’t even want to see lesbians at the coffee shop knitting or talking about their kittens, to me they don’t fuck or have genitals…but they do make good truck drivers, welders, but not that good since they are still women…and whatever else they do like working at the last book shop that Amazon didn’t kill…or hanging out at Arts and Crafts night at the local lesbian hangout….

But here was one taking a big black dick and I was like…so this is where content is going…I usually try to ignore the trends…but “Lesbian Getting her First Dick” was watched and I don’t buy it…

Keep giving thanks for the weirdness that has trickled into the mainstream…it was limited to obscure forums you’d have to dig for but now it’s in our face everywhere…even the “normals” are fucking weirdo…thanks internet…my first love…who I am bored and tired of because real life, without screens, or machines tracking our every move and thought and conversation…then throwing targeted ads at me….is far less annoying…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Trashy Booty Dance on the Streets by a Slutty Couple
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French Montana is Out of the Hospital for Exhaustion
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Slutty Lingerie Christmas Shoot
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Al Roker VS Butter
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Frat Boy Getting Knocked the Fuck Out by Asian He Went After is a Great Fuckign Video
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Idiot Parents Framed the PTA President by Planting Drugs – Genius
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Johnny Depp Producing Michael Jackson Musical About Pedophiles..
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Trump’s Russian Looking Son is Taller than Him and It is Creepy
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Trains VS Trucks Crash Compilation
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Hidden Camera investigation into Oil Change Scams
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In Court Muderer Has an Outburst…
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2019

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am thankful for all of you….if there are any of you…I feel so alone…writing to my damn self like a homeless guy talking to his damn self on the side of the street but less terrifying because less feces….

I am thankful for all of your Thanksgiving meals and for the fact that none of you are food stylists or food influencers cuz your plates look like fucking slop you’d get in prison…which could be my bitterness that I am not eating a thanksgiving dinner….

I hope you had fun jerking off to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade like you do every year..and I hope you didn’t get arrested for taking that tradition to the local supermarket or park…

I’m waiting for PLANE TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES hotel bed scene where John Candy and Steve Martin share a bed and wake up to John Candy having a sex dream with Steve Martin in his arms..to be edited or censored or protested….

Will Steve Martin’s awkwardness about being touched without consent by a man be a trigger….because you’re supposed to embrace gay even when it is sexual assault…is it insensitive that he dealt with the sexually assault with humor, or is the whole scene just anti-gay and anti-sex assault victim shaming or some shit…IS IT THE NEXT SANTA BABY or is it the “Baby It’s Cold Out Side”….where everything’s gotta be boring.

Enjoy your TURKEYS or TOFURKEYS depending on how vegan you are…or is it now called plant based? Enjoy your STUFFING depending on how KETO you are….maybe you made some KETO stuffing with ground beef…..ENJOY your pie if you aren’t GLUTEN intolerant…you know cuz inflammation….Enjoy your political talks no one at the table is in a position to have an opinion…as they recite various MEMEs they read and think are fact…enjoy your modern life of newly trans nephews to misgender since they are 12 years old…enjoy your younger sister or daughter who is back from college to discuss her feminism, empowerment, by showing the family her artistic vagina pics they’ve all seen on instagram….maybe get in on some TIKTOK pranks….is is the future…if the future is a policed state run by CHINA thanks to information they gathered of you on TIKTOK…and above all this…enjoy The Irishman movie, or Al Pacino’s Jimmy Hoffa movie, it’s amazing…but I love Scorcese, those actors and anything that is over 3 hours long….so I can get into it….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Trash Dancing
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The Simpsons is Ending
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Cops Stealing from Home Depot
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DUMBEST MEDICAL ADVANCEMENT EVER
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Frat Boy Messes With Wrong Asian
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Wait for It
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TSA DILDO PRANK
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Some Slut Showing You What $1500 a month in SF vs LA gets you for an Apartment
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Dude Fakes Pic of Sluts
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Slutty Nickey Whelan
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Train VS tuck Compilation
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Queen Elizabeth is Retiring
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Wilco Frontman’s Home Shot Up…
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Coughing May Be a Leech in Your Throat..
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Robber Gets Robbed
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Adrianne Nina Water Model…
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Jay Z Suing Children
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Texas Explosion
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Dude with the Gangster Cane
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Shakira Performing
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Elsa Pataky in a Dress
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie Catalog Shoot
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Demi MOORE in a SWEAT SHOOT looking Old
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Hilary Duff EROTICA
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Huge Tits
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Josephine Skriver VS Catalog Shoot
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Dove Cameron’s Sellign her Own Merch
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Dua LIPA Booty in a Dress
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Zendaya at an Event being skinny and Hot
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Sluts with their TOngues Out
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Thanksgivign Black Chick as the Turkey
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Hot Amateur MILF Bod
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PIZZA EATING TITTY
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Hot Amateur
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Huge Titty Show
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Swedes
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Cringe Worthy Drunk White Girl
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Don’t Talk with Your Mouth Full…
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Slutty Times at the Beach
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Jesus Big Titties
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The Legend of a Golden COndom
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Girl Wants Trump in her Ass
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Some Funny Pics
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Underwater Sex
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Asshole on a DIldo
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2019

28

Nov

Alessandra Amborsio Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is demonstrating her squirt…or what is basically what squirting in porn is…just a whole lot of water drank before peeing all over the place while faking an orgasm…you know how it is…and if you don’t believe me…give a bitch you’re planning on making squirt cuz you bought an ebook on how to make a girl squirt some coffee before you pull your push on her bladder and call it her g-spot…and tell me what you smell..coffee piss…

Anyway, at Ambrosio’s age, this is likely the only lubrication her leathery, old, tired, should be retired pussy gets…from a bottle…menopause empowerment that should never happen…not thankful for that…I’m all for the new pussy, out with the pussy that should have retired 10 years ago and it’s at a point of depressing…even if you still find her hot…which you do…cuz you’re a pervert…and I am thankful for your perversion it gives me somthing to do for 15 mins a day.

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2019

28

Nov

Dua Lipa Erotica of the Day

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Dua Lipa is thankful for youtuube because it allowed her to perpetuate or amplify her lie that she’s a “singer” but accumulating followers with her tits….or cuz she was fun and relatable to dumb people on youtube…which forced the legit labels to assume they needed to attach themselves to her for their success…you know it is what the kids want to see and that’s without huge marketing budgets put into her…it is what they consider “ORGANIC”….but as it turns out, it doesn’t mean that the youtube bitch who scammed youtube and is now a Celebrity thanks to Youtube has any real talent, or ability to put out good music…because being good content creator on youtube that lures the eyeballs is not the same thing as being good…but the world only cares about followers….and that allows us to stare at her ass in a bikini like she matters…which is pretty much the only thing I am interested in when it comes to this new gen of celebs who are bigger than actual celebs with a fraction of the talent, personality, struggle, story, experience…cuz having to struggle to the top rather than fall into it cuz your youtubes are liked gives people a bit more depth but who needs depth in this world…SMOKE AND MIRRORS MOTHERFUCKERS SMOKE AND MIRRRORS….

Here she is in some see through shit

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2019

28

Nov

Elsa Hosk Still Hot In a Hard Nipple Bikini of the Day

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I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.

The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…

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2019

28

Nov

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day

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I know what trash can, bird face, overrated, BORING, lame…uneventful…one trick pony…RAT COW is Thankful for this Thanksgiving….INSTAGRAM…

It is a platform that allows her to do the same boring thing over and over and over because it works…without trying to challenge her content or produce better content..or be interesting, fun, relatable or good…because why bother….she makes that money, banked that money, has a rich Husband…life’s good…all because instagram followers don’t unfollow…even when they should.

She’s such a garbage human who think she’s important…and I don’t think there has ever been a set of tits rewarded as much in the history of society as her great tits….like just having the tits…and showing off the tits…is enough to make her millions..hilarious…

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