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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted a THANKSGIVING titty FROM the back pic, cuz Heidi Klum from the front, despite still being hot, is 75 years old…and basically a walking endorsement for eugenics…you know breed the good looking ones like the plantation owners bred their big slaves….to make superhumans…but instead of working the field…this one works the penises of America for what must be 30 fucking years at this point…

I haven’t decided if I am thankful for modern science keeping hot chicks hotter for a longer period of time. It’s good to make the girls her age who follow her feel like shit about themselves, so they either try harder or are willing to fuck guys like us cuz they know they are shit…that unrealistic body goals thing still affects the 35 year olds and older crowd who don’t believe in PLUS size models or retards and rejects being empowering…and still like to look at what they can’t have…so we need things like this posing their naked back to trigger bitches to starve themselves out this holiday season….

Who cares.

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2019

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Leg Spread Weirdness of the Day

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I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.

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2019

Nov

Zoey Deutch Titty Grab of the Day

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When you’re a young slut trying to make it in America thanks to your parents being famous and connected in the film / entertainment industry, making it becomes far more accessible…

You don’t need to officially suck dick to pay your rent on your quest to get wherever you’re trying to go, that is clearly an insignificant and self-indulgent place, cuz there’s nothing more self involved and useless than being an “actor”..

In a just cuz your career is handed to you by your family friends, that doesn’t mean you can’t pull out your tit, just for the fun of it, to feel like you’re trying to market yourself like an instagrammer…an easy thing to pull off if you’re a chick.

Zoey Deutch

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2019

Nov

Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day

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I am thankful that girls like Tracee Ellis Ross feel empowered to get into bikinis as part of their growth as a person…because we get to laugh at them..

You know as they work to find personal happiness and enlightenment even though they are about as deep as a piss puddle on the side of the strip club I made last night….that damn prostate coupled with lap dances leads to weirdness….good thing I dont’ go to the doctor to find out….

But as they work through their insecurities because they are fucking hyped on themselves and the internet is forgiving…or into this kind of thing…while I’m into disgusting bikini pics to offset all the aggressively photoshopped bikini pics…not to say this isn’t photoshopped…it probably is which adds to the joke of her posting it all “empowered”…

All this to say, who fucking cares about Tracee Ellis Ross….seriously.

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2019

Nov

Demi Moore and her Slave at Target for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Nothing says THANKSGIVING like bringing your slave out to TARGET FOR SOME GIFTS (and a photo op) so that the world thinks you are less vapid and self involved than you actually are…Demi Moore you WHIPPET sucking, rebuilt by plastic surgery, dead on the inside, overrated and overpaid WHORE…

Maybe they are getting ready for Target Black Friday Sales….Demi Moore brought her slave to scope out the goods and see if there’s anything she wants…for the paparazzi…only to take it away from her when they are back home so that the Slave has a taste of the good life…for a few minutes before having it ripped from her because even the rich like getting deals and by deals I mean shitting on the poor both figuratively and literally.

Demi Moore is a horrible person, not relatable cuz she shops at target, or a good soul this time of year…and I give thanks for her no longer being in movies…

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2019

Nov

Snoop Dog’s Very Merry Thanksgiving Miracle of the Day

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This is a new take on a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, I don’t even know if there is a Charlie Brown Thanksgivng, I can’t really think of any memorable Thanksgiving specials that speak directly to our nostalgic soul, which may be why Snoop is redifining the holiday spirit with videos like this on his INSTAGRAM…

The world is so desensitized, porned up, disenfranchised, addicted to pills, poor, overextnded, degenerate, trash….and thus all into ghetto, weird, trashy things cuz it is funny.

I have always loved and lived the ghetto smutty trash life, and used document it in my own way and I was looked down upon, not marketable but now that is now pop culture mainstream, you’d think I’d be making more money than I do…but instead ZUCKERBERG gets all the glory…leaving me and my trashy ways unscathed and pure…maybe it is finally my time to shine…bringing the disgusting cuz it warms our heart more than the Holiday season that just reminds us of being molested or disappointed.

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2019

Nov

Workout of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Assasulted in Bar

School Bus Driver Drinking on the Job

Car Wash Freakout

Idiot Distracted Walker Falls onto Tracks

Weird Bike Accident

Throwback Topless Waffle House Arrest

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Happy Birthday America, or is it Halloween, or is it American Thanksgiving, which to you is probably just Thanksgiving since you are the center of the universe, like a slut from instagram who just hit a million followers, and who thinks that means she’s Britney Spears…when people are just there for her butthole…

I guess if you think about it, every day is Halloween when it probably should be Thanksgiving, since life’s not so bad, even when it’s bad, who fucking cares and laugh at it.

This trying to create an illusion or character around yourself for social media, whether you’re a mom, or high school grad following her dreams…your shit sucks…even if you think you know everything, think you curate the best shit, think you look awesome in pics and it’s all so exciting to share your story no one cares about with the people there for your butthole…it all seems so dumb and exhausting and above all lame…

So this Thanksgiving, remember to make as many thanksiging “stuffing the turkey joke”…stuffing the Turkey jokes….and if you’re coming out to your family, or coming out as a Trump supporter, or coming out trans to your family, as I am sure at least one family is going to experience this year….go back to making stuffing the turkey jokes cuz we see enough of that whining on the internet…and you can never have enough stuffing the turkey jokes…

Or you can talk to your college aged relatives and listen to shit like ” “It’s kind of just based off of the genocide of indigenous people and I don’t really think that we actually give thanks on Thanksgiving, we just eat a bunch of food and it’s just a bunch of capitalist bullshit.”

Totally…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…

The Simpson’s are Ending
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Kids Who Say You Shouldn’t Celebrate Thanksgiving
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Dashcam Footage of a Thief
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Lead Singer of WILCO’s House Got Shot Up
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Granny Singing to Dog
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NEED FOR SPEED
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If you Cough – You May have a Leech in your Throat
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Bratty Sluts in an UBer
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Not Your Average Chalk
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Get COFFEE
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Thanksgiving is upon us, just a day away, well not for me, I live in Canada and we do that shit in October…so as you deal with family, using your notes from your buzzfeed article on how to deal with family with different politics than you, as you prepare to meet your nephew who is now calling himself your niece, because the world is nuts….remember that anything is better than a THANKSGIVING STUFFING joke….but who cares about me…

The highlight of my American Thanksgiving will be being thankful for that 18,000 year old puppy.

While you and your bros who have always been queer, but are now queerer than ever, are sticking turkey legs in each other’s asses for the meme bro…for the meme…I’ll be over here staring at the wall and enjoying the silence because I don’t use social media or need to see your thoughts on colonialism, gender, politics….or your pics of your Thanksgiving BUTT selfie, or HANGING WITH MY FAMILY THAT I DON’T LOOK LIKE ANYMORE THANKS TO MUPPET FACE INJECTIONS BUT HERE ARE MY TITS….and I sure as hell don’t need to hear what you are thankful for, you vapid, empty soul fuck….why don’t you go buy some BLACK FRIDAY deals cuz it is the most racist day of the year that implies on black people can shop on the biggest deal days cuz they don’t have money…even though they do have money…TYPICAL systematic racism you should chat about at your dinner while you ask your nephew to show you his new tits and fight with your dad about how he molested your sister over a feast that represents RAPING indians…(feather not dots)…

So get the fuck out of here…

I am talking to myself…it is kinda my thing.

Come back tomorrow for more THANKSGIVING good..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Granny Singing Some Paul Anka for Her Dog and I Love it…
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Zooey Deschanel – Dumb Name – Nice House
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Top 10 Coffees
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Ilhan Omar TIktok Dance Video
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Can the Oceans Save the World’s Water Shortages?
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Hilary Duff Slutty Cleavage
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Eliza Cummings Nip Slip
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Using a Ticking Stick in Carpentry
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Toxic culture at America’s Got Talent
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Dog Steals Eggs
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Ariel Winter Hard Nips
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Black Chick in a Bikini Promoting water
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Dashcam Catches Meteor
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Jay-Z Suing over Children’s Book
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Uber Gone Wrong
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Tom Hiddleston Reacting to Tapes of Him Practicing for THOR…
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Straight Out of Need for Speed
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Rider Taken Out By Divider
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Scammer Caught on Camera
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Fast Reflexes Save Girl
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Miley’s 80s Punk Hair
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A Tranny’s Letter to the Jiu Jitsu Community For YoU Trannies Out there
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Big Brother Nudity
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TOXIC CULTURE AT AMERICA’S GOT TALENT IS WHY JULLIANNE HOUGH QUIT
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Train Crashes into RV on the Tracks
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Genevieve Morton Tits…
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Shanina Shaik Bikini Spread
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Halsey Crop TOp
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Ksenija Lukich Big Cleavage
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Havana Brown in a Cut Out Dress
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Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage
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Sophie Monk in a Hot Dress
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Dua Lipa in Pantyhose
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Scarjo Boring Cleavage
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Seyfried – Meth Face
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Sophia Richie Tits on a Boat with a Muppet Face
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BASH AT THE BEACH – the BEST BEACH
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Oiled Up Bitches
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Girl Face Swaps with her Own Tit
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The Legend of the Golden Condom…
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Paddle Boarding TITTIES!!
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Reddit Amateur
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Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits…
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Disturbing Porn Title
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22 People Having a Shittier Day…
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Oiled Up Tits…
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Doll Fucker
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Shanie Gaviria Huge Tits of the Day
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Booty at the Booty Bar
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Girl Fisting Herself like Daddy Taught Her…LOL
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SLUTS IN THE PARK
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Girl with a Meaty Vag and a Magic Wand
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Titties in the Bath
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Big Titty Hooker Hooking
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Naked Sluts in the Park – PUSSY OUT…
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TATTOOOED SLUT….
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Is this actual footage of a Czech Hitchhiker
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Autumn Falls and Brandi Love Lesbian Sex
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2019

Nov

Pam Anderson Wetsuit Erotica of the Day

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Unlike Pam Anderson‘s hepatitis, Pam Anderson is forever.

Big fan, glad to see her out here on the beach in her 50s, rocking her bolt on tits, that I assume have her original nipples after all the iterations of her tits, looking pretty fucking wonderful…like the first time you jacked off to her Playboy in your friend’s treehouse, with your friend, not realizing what you were doing was in fact really fucking queer….

Pam Anderson so unscathed despite being totally scathed…at least medically speaking…that liver went through shit, because the dicks she put up in her went through shit…and piss…and Hepatitis….it’s just nice to see her not dead and still delivering….

It may be American Thanksgiving tomorrow, not Canadian Thanksgiving, and Pam may be a Canadian icon, who made it in America, much like the Americans made it in America despite it belonging to the natives, making her a THANKSGIVING MIRACLE to me…some PILGRIM shit who paved the way for so many sluts…a hero….who does more than save the Seals or whatever else her foundation is up to…but who brings celebrity to tits and reminds girls with tits that their tits can give them their dream life and I think that’s the most valuable thing a woman could ever know….

Here are those pics.

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