I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

26

Nov

Kelly Brook Reconnects with Her Long Lost Mother of the Day

Kelly Brook Reconnects With Mother Pig

It is the holiday season, you know Thanksgiving then Christmas…and all the decorations are out, the Christmas music is playing in stores, the brands are trying to seduce us into buying shit we don’t need, the streaming sites are trying to touch our hearts with nostalgia, good old fashion feel good American values, you know the illusion of what Christmas is supposed to be and not the dysfunction that it actually is…especially with all you social media bandits with all your knowledge and debate skills you’ve mastered thanks to reading fake news, finding like minded idiots, an taking your anger to twitter…or Facebook…or whatever…

But the most important thing about the Holiday Season is Family….it is ignoring all the bullshit, and letting bygones be bygones, and not going at each other’s throats…it is not the time to rehash old fights, old memories, old mistakes…it is a time to forgive, to move on, to heal..

So it is nice to see that Kelly Brook and her mom who I guess has retired down in the Bahamas working out their shit, that I assume Kelly Brook’s mom will later roll around in as she does…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Pregnant and Naked of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is some fat model who got a lot of hype when she decided to mooch off the whole body empowerment fat shaming movement by becoming a fat chick who could pretend to be empowered….you know an angle cuz the internet needs angles to perpetuate its lies…

I always say she’s in FAT FACE, despite clearly being fat, because I know she was one of those trying to make it as a model skinny girls who saw opportunity, ran with it, produced a shameless video of her on the subway in her undewear and the rest is history…and by history I mean a multi million dollar brand cuz people need leaders in the fat merchandise that targets fat people since over 50 percent of America is fat and they need to buy shit for the fatness…and need people they can relate to to sell them that shit…it’s all a commercial / materialistic scam…and this one totally saw the opportunity, postured and positioned and won…

Well, she’s apparently pregnant, cuz dudes fuck fat girls who pretend they are empowered fat girls, when really it is just a performance or a role she’s cast herself for, but no one can tell she’s pregnant cuz she’s a fat chick…or pretending to be a fat chick while real fat chicks are sick and too lazy to have this level of fun with being fat cuz they aren’t fat ironically..

ANYWAY…it’s all very irresponsible, there shouldn’t be fat leaders or fat empowerment, there should be fucking institutions set up, fat camps if you will, to work with fat people on not being fat, cuz as a fat person I know being fat kills and empowering that is like empowering opiates or empowering suicidal people..some things shouldn’t be empowered and should be seen as a “hey you need help, let’s walk through this and figure out how to change your life for the better”….not some “GIVE ME MORE CAKE IT MAKES ME MONEY – FEEDER FETISH SHIT”…..if you know what I mean.

Iskra Lawrence Pregnant Bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

Chelsea Handler Topless

How many times is Chelsea Handler going to flash her tits on social media before she’s banned?

RID THE WORLD OF THIS SEX WORKER….who pretends she’s not a sex worker thanks to having a Netflix Series or an E! Takeshow.

If an actual sex worker posted something similar, or even more clothed, she’d be banned by that pervert Zuckerberg who has to distance himself from porn, despite all the sex, human trafficking, criminal shit being distributed on his irresponsible network he’s made a few too many billions of dollars off of thanks to the general public being idiots looking for instant gratification…

But when any celeb, Kardashian or model is naked on his shit..it’s all good….I report EVERY naked pic I see of “models” and “celebs”….not one has ever been removed…but the second you report one moral-less porn chick or cam girl – she’s out.

Now I am not a sex worker advocate – or here to fight the good fight for their rights…I am just saying it’s some inconsistent messaging, find a cohesive set of rules, and in the process delete Chelsea Handler cuz she’s gross.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2019

26

Nov

Ashley James Underboob Bikini of the Day

Ashley James Underboob

Ashley James looks like a fat girl that lost the weight but kept the tits and that’s the only kind of fat girl we like…however any fat girl that gets fit, whether she keeps the tits or not, is annoying with her new found confidence, but I guess that’s not a gender specific issue, I just don’t pay attention to the fat guys on keto diet who found crossfit because I’m not as interested in their tits…like I am with fat girls who you know had a hot chick in them…and not because they ate them after getting lost on a hike…but if they just stopped eating…and started working out…and got all their excess skin amputed and their sloppy fat tits lifted..and why not some muppet face injections while they are at it…they’d look good…



Ashley James Underboob

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ashley James|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Bikini Pussy Print Photoshoot of the Day

Robin Holzken Lotta Maybelake Nude Photoshoot Pussy Print Bikini

Here are two models called Robin Holzken and Lotta Maybelake posing naked with their pussy prints in wet bikinis because pussy print, or as I prefer to call it, Pussy Definition, is the 2019 version of cleavage and every girl in her activewear, her bikini, her panties, her sweatpants, her mom jeans, her snowsuits, basically any article of clothing is jacking her shit up over her hips so we all get to see where the cunt is at…and how much lip or meat there is with each cunt…like Thigh Gap, Whale Tales, Underboob, Side Boob, Hard Nips, before pussy prints / pussy definiton…it’s the part of fashion I like best…how to creatively sexualize without sexualizing – solid whoredom for us to jerk off to.


Pussy Print Bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Feature

2019

26

Nov

Rachel Tabb Titties Out on the Beach of the Day

This is some “model” named Rachel Tabb’s nipples on the beach in black and white so that you don’t confuse her art for smut…where that the artist’s brush is opening up an image in photoshop and removing the color…or maybe it’s running it through an IG filter…you know ART…or a cover up for shitty lit images…either way a scam….but what isn’t a scam is that there’s a TOPLESS GIRL ON A BEACH…

I don’t know much about Rachel Tabb, she barely exists on social media, but there is an article on the internet about her where she says she started modeling at 15…perverted…who is out there casting and taking pics of 15 year old girls and not getting arrested? Where are the parents? I find it pretty fucking negligent…

She claims she was a model pre-isntagram, so you know she’s an authentic model searching for fame and fortune from posing in front of a camera, unlike all these phonies with more followers than her that hopped on the “influencer” trend…

Her idol – according to this article Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, who may remember died with JFK Jr in 1999….making me wonder how old this TABB girl is….I got bored so I stopped reading but I am going out on a limb here in saying she’s probably a rich kid from LA…but that’s the extent of my time on this one’s nipples because I really was just posting it for the nipples…her life story totally unnecessary.

Posted in:Rachel Tabb

2019

26

Nov

Idiot Instagrammer Looking for Some Shine by Suntanning her Anus of the Day

Some ugly chick named Metaphysical Meagan is on instagram promoting bullshit health and wellness trends to get some attention to herself and become that influencer she wants to be…and it’s gone viral…cuz it’s so dumb.

The “health and wellness” trend that went viral is sunning her asshole…for energy or whatever cuz humans are meant to be naked.

There was a time when losers were wearing ED HARDY and getting bottle service, but for some reason the internet made everyone a health and wellness guru with snakeoil claims from a variety of natural things that idiots bought into and perpetuated cuz why the fuck not….it makes them feel more in touch with the world, their bodies, and the earth or some nonsense…

It amazes me that people believe their own bullshit to the point of trying to heal others without any creditentials…but even more amazing is that people buy into these idiots who claim to be healers…it’s insanity really.

I am not saying being naked is bad for you, I know all the Dot Com idiots into Tim Ferris, Joe Rogan, Wim Hoff get hardons for every health and wellness trend and I know one of those things they say to do is “be outdoors naked daily”…which sounds like some hippie hogwash being repackaged as “primal animal needs”….but this girl takes that angle and targets her butthole.

So as the world laughs at her, cuz they ain’t jerking off to her, she’s basically a parody….with captions like this:


I reclaim my INNOCENCE. Our sexuality is the most playful and innocent part of ourselves!
We are all offspring of the most high. We are all Sacred beings. We are all children of mother/father god & The Universe. Unfortunately, our sexuality has been distorted and manipulated to keep us in a state of control, disempowerment, and shame. There is so much programming and shame around our sexuality and our experience of pleasure.

If we can remember & reconnect with our experience as children- we remember and see how children so purely radiate their sexual energy with such innocence. What was our relation to our sexual energy before we were programmed & before our understanding of it was distorted? The antidote to shame is the reclaimation of our pure INNOCENCE! One of the reasons we chose to take on these bodies was so we could experience EXTRAORDINARY BLISS. Bliss and pleasure are our Divine BIRTHRIGHT. Our sexuality is sacred. It is the gateway to superconsciousness and our Divinity. Sex, along with harnessing & cultivating our sexual energy in a balanced way, is as close to ourselves as we can get. Reclaim your innocence, your utter bliss and pleasure… for this is your Divine essence & birthright. Home is returning to our innocence.

Shut the fuck up…Ban this pervert bitch and her negligent / insane claims…It is safe to say that despite being a parody, 30+ year old women everywhere will be doing this, lets just hope it hits so mainstream, it happens in the part outside my house…

The fact she’s going viral, will end up with millions of followers, for some OBVIOUSLY DUMB shit…is proof the internet is a huge fucking LOL.

Here are some pics of the butt sunner…the things people need to do to get ahead amongst all the noise is crazy..people so bored, so desperate. Go away…

Posted in:INFLUENCERS|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Maya Stepper Hot Shoot of the Day

Maya Stepper is a legit model with over 600k followers, which is really the basis of relevance according to anyone with advertising budgets, even if the audience is fake or Russian Trolls, they don’t care…they are more into believe in the fantasy than actually digging…because the fantasy is what they are upselling to their clients…in a perpetual scam that is social media marketing.

She is with a legit label called THE LIONS….who have repped Victorias’ Secret models, back when Victoria’s Secret models were a thing, before the world found out that Victoria’s Secret funded the biggest pedo ring, and that girls were recruited for Epstein Sex as part of that pedo ring under the promise of being a Victoria’s Secret model….

So she’s not just a naked on instagram for attention or for the hope of making it, she’s more an already made it…and this is some shoot of her waitressing then being taken back home and getting nude…a series I call “how Epstein found his girls” working those typical teen jobs…from Camp Councillors, to Fast Food Drive Thru Window workers….where there was young and fresh…there was perverts with promises of grandeur easily won over by riches…

Not to say Maya Stepper is one of the Epstein girls…and not to talk Epstein…that “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” meme is one of the most annoying….

But she is a VS model so who is to say she’s not in that weird international sex worker model human trafficking ring….NOT ME….

Posted in:Maya Stepper

2019

26

Nov

Julianne Hough Nipple Slip of the Day

They say that this is Julianne Hough’s nipple busting out of her dress…in efforts to get some attention to herself because she’s just been the star of Episode 1 of Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings Series…that I watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF this past weekend because I am a huge Dolly Parton fan, I like American Heartland Stories, even when they include gay and trans shit to be current….and Hough’s character was “Jolene” inspired by her song about a harlot with tits out that seduce married men…and what I learned was that Mormon slut that Ryan Seacrest used to have cocaine fueled anal sex with, possible both as a top and bottom, lessons Hough’s brother taught her growing up dancing for sexual assaulting dance teachers….is that Julianne Hough, in the right push up bra with the right cutlet inserts…has huge cleavage…

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she was hot in the episode because I really don’t find her to be “hot” in the first place…she’s weird and Mormom and if anything it just sucks she’s given up on what professional dance always meant to me – a career as a stripper – and instead she made a career in Hollywood through song, acting and dance…..none very good, but all very over-hyped…

But I would say the tits were hot in the episode…and here they are, possibly with nipple, as a tribute to CHRISTMAS TIME / HOLIDAY TIME / DOLLY PARTON CHEESY FEELGOOD TIME on this very important Thanksgiving week…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz is a 47 year old legend who was spotted fatter, bustier and really challenging the integrity of her mom jeans…how strong is that fucking button…I guess we’ll find out cuz she’s not ready to admit to her menopause and size up…

What I like about Cameron Diaz, besides being one of the hottest models turned romantic comedy actresses of the last 20 years, who I am sure is an awful person…

I have little to no confidence in her. I mean she’s married to the GOOD CHARLOTTE sister, they may even have a kid, I don’t pay attention, but that dude is embarrassing…a 1990s mall brand the human version….I guess being lame made him a ton of money and got him Cameron Diaz pussy along with all the other pussy…including but not limited to Paris Hilton pussy…

I appreciate that she was vain enough to bow out and take a break from acting, unlike that cunt Jen Aniston who keeps riding being the “hot chick” into her 60s…Diaz made her fortunes, lives her good life, probably has investments in all kinds of things…who needs acting…not Cameron Diaz…it’s not worth watching herself get fat on screen.

I don’t know what brought her out of hiding in her mansions, but I can assume it was a favor to Elizabeth Banks to keep the conversation around Charlie’s Angles no one Asked for bombing, in efforts for them all to recoup their investment in shit…but maybe she’s planning her comeback…now that her tits have caught up to her mom gut…but what do I know beyond thinking Cameron Diaz is great (enough) compared to what else is out there…and I encourage more old lady bigger titty excursions.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Cameron Diaz|Olga Kurylenko|SFW